DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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UsedUp said:
Is dsp correct?
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Never forget: even when DSP is right he's wrong.
There are lots of games coming out and all of them are competing for your time, yes, but perpetually having something you haven't played before that you want to play isn't a new thing; it's always been a compounding problem every year. Tying yourself to every AAA release every year will break you down. Having options for what to play is not a problem, it just means you have to be more discerning with what you spend your time playing.

This is the kind of problem that Phil invents for himself due to his autistic adherence to release schedules (since he has to get day one views and play the latest new game because he's done that since 2009) and his glacial pace of game completion. I, who did not pay to play two days early, have already completed Silent Hill F's first ending playing at a rather relaxed pace on a higher difficulty than Phil, who is less than halfway through the game. I predict it will be another two weeks before Phil beats Silent Hill F, meaning it's playthrough will take him past the release of Ghost of Yotei and may overlap with Battlefield 6. If Phil didn't play games as the speed of government and focused on playing a smaller amount of games more often (I personally stick to about 3 singleplayer games) he would actually move through games at a reasonable pace and not drown in new releases.

It really bothers me when faggots like to >muh industry into the void because, like any hobby, it's really what you make of it. If AAA games are giving you cancer then don't play them, pick up an indie that you're interested in or delve into some older games you haven't given a chance. Sitting with a filled diaper and seething about COD or some Sony 3rd person dadslop shows me that you don't actually care about your relationship with videogames enough to find new ways to enjoy it. There is always something new to play.

Not to say that I think it's dumb and bad to bring it up, I appreciate the discussion. Phil is not incorrect in saying that there are too many games since there are quite a bit coming out, but it being a "problem" is entirely his own invention for a variety of dull and unforced reasons.
 
Do Not Touch Me Pls said:
He's not just bad, he has some of the worst hand-eye coordination I had ever seen. It's the same problem he has for decades where he fails to jump or aim properly and thought it was lag. There is a reason why he uses a gaming PC instead of a PS5 these days under the pretense of PS5 Street Fighter gameplay being "laggy". It goes way beyond just being a bad gamer in-general that he is a sociopath that is also mentally handicapped, delusional and has actual trouble with precision.

His Hollow Knight Silksong walkthough (which I just watched through Memology) has a lot of these issues where he thinks that he's hitting something but can't aim properly or accidentally hitting into spikes because the distance he jumped from was off. It's the same issue as his recent COD playthroughs.
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I think he also has 'tism-induced dyspraxia and dysmetria. Soulslikes are another genre where he is often unable to judge the distance required to hit something with his weapon and then bitches about his weapon going "through" enemies like he's playing some poorly made NES game. 3D platformers are another good example but he rarely plays those but he played DK recently and you can often see him unable to correctly judge the distance of a jump even after he had been playing for hours. This isn't just his poor piggy vision at play due to him refusing to wear glasses since he's been like this since he started gayming "professionally." Another thing I noticed is that he is rarely able to even move in a straight line in games, even outside of dedicated stalling sessions all of his characters move around swaying drunkenly just like the asshole that's controlling them.
 
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Digger10 said:
There's no question that Phil's a massive liar but it wouldn't surprise me if he has a genuinely bad memory. It'd make sense, since "cognition" and "Phil" don't go together in the same sentence
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His cognitive decline has been pretty extreme the last few years or so. A mix of learned helplessness and genuine stupidity. The hardest he has to think about anything is whether he will beg right now or 5 minutes from now.

This is a man so deep in his comfort zone that he claims that playing a game in a different genre from the usual is a form of going outside of it.

5 years from now he will be playing Sudoku on stream and reacting to brain exercise videos for Alzheimer's patients.
 
DSP ranting about how Saudi Arabia doesn't have the same rights countries like the USA and UK do... hate to tell you man but the UK doesn't have those either lol.

I knew he was gonna talk about this shit today with EA being bought but god dam.
 
Sounds like some middle eastern door dash drive fucked up phils order. No way phil is this upset over EA, only food and black dicks get phil this worked up.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
DSP ranting about how Saudi Arabia doesn't have the same rights countries like the USA and UK do... hate to tell you man but the UK doesn't have those either lol.
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People have brought the U.K. stuff to him earlier this year and he said he's not interested in politics. Funny how he chooses to bring it up now and lumps the U.K. and Canada with the U.S. (which doesn't exactly have the best record of human rights if you'd pay any attention to the world)
 
43-year-old man who leaves the house 4 times a months and complains about every little thing imaginable literally every day, urges others to stop "whining about small things":



The lack of self-awareness is absolutely baffling. And the smugness is the icing on the cake.

He is mentally ill.

EDIT: he manages to make it even worse. After going on a rant that's clearly anti-Saudi Arabia, he says the following:

If you're so anti-Saudi Arabia, then why are YOU buying gas?


Pictured below is what DSP's brain looks like:

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shekelshoah666 said:
Ya the excuse will always just shift forever next up would be the joystick software isn't being read correctly while I'm facing left in this version of SF2 or some shit and it will end up with the stick is actually broken I need a new one.
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No no no, you see, that's what makes this clip so special. The goalposts didn't shift. He accepts that his stick and the input reader are both accurately representing his inputs. He straight up says on camera that the game should accept his wrong input as correct. Like why would you even complain about bad controllers or input lag then? Why not just say the game is bad because it doesn't read your mind?
 
"There might not be anymore LGBT stuff in EA games because SA bought them!!!" Uh based? But really SA will just let them do stuff that makes money and if the fag shit doesn't make money it will probably be pushed away.

I can't fucking believe he is surprised that companies want to make money so they do deals with people with money.

San Dimas High School said:
He's saying that you have Saudi Gas in your car right now is nonsense. US oil consumption yearly is 1.7% Saudi. So 2 of the tards in his chat have Saudi Oil.
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He is totally fucking clueless about EVERYTHING it's crazy. He has said so much incorrect stuff it's wild.
 
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