💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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I don't think Sam Hyde is Catholic, that would involve baptizing himself ,repenting his sins, undergoing the first communion and living a life of spiritual simplicity and obedience to God.

Instead, he helps run Fishtank with a literal nitrous-huffing degenerate who uses it to 'smuggle girls' onto Fishtank so him and his friends, including some Jewish pervert who likes showing up in the house at night in just his underwear get new girls to fuck.

There isn't anything Catholic about Sam Hyde and he should stop moralizing. People liked him when he was funny, because he was funny. And people liked the salt of the earth advice about dating girls who are normies because that's good advice to live by.
 
In a strange twist of events as foreshadowed on the thrilling critically acclaimed series Game of Thrones on season 4, episode 8 -


Where giant brute 'The Mountain' faced off against the much smaller but foolhardy Oberyn 'The Viper' Martell, we can see allusions when Sam Hyde faced off Idubbbz in that fateful encounter where Hyde obliberated Idubbbz in a battle of wits and post-modern irony. The fans saw Sam Hyde as the winner and Idubbbz as the absolute cucked loser he was; However, little did Sam Hyde know

Ian injected Sam with a slow acting poison before his career death that would corrupt Sam every year and transforming him to a bumbling pseudo-intellectual hack rightoid that he was being exposed for
 
I have mostly the same thoughts on Sam's weird sex stuff as I do with Jet:
He’s not a monster for it, just pathetic and gay.

Based on the Marky situation Sam seems more sadistic in his behavior with underage/barely-legal women so it's darker and more sinister, but all things considered it is first and foremost pathetic and gay to be a 29 year old man pursuing a 16 year old girl. It's also EXTRA pathetic and EXTREMELY gay to get your rocks off on hurting and degrading said 16 year old girl.

Sam probably beat his meat to the stabbing video tbh.
 
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If Sam Hyde is appointed to head of the FBI, will his history of mass rapes of children be a problem or will they just sweep it under the rug with the rest of the qanaon stuff for two more weeks?
 
I don't know if he did or not. The evidence against him is another screenshot.
The evidence against him is Marky's own claims, his multiple text conversations with her, an image of him shirtless with a minor at the prime age of 29, images showing him with her in his house, and then a video of him bragging about starving women after evidence he came out that he did that to Marky. It's as rock solid as a single case can get and the fact that you have to deflect by saying you need multiple victims is insane.

Honestly I think your a fucking pedo if your running defense so hard for this wigger.
 
If Sam could actually own the Marky shit, repent in a sincere way, and demonstrate he's learned from his sinful ways he would get a lot more grace with the new image he's trying to put out, Christianity is all about mercy and forgiveness for sinners after all and many saints started out as wretches before a pivotal change. His absolute refusal to ever do this and instead (at least seemingly) pretend he's never done anything wrong makes it ring hollow no matter how sound his points are and how well he words them.

Are you God? Why does he need to repent to you?

Imo his being taken in by the Catboi Furrher is worse than whatever happened with Marky. 30s, if not 40s, are the news 20s and people can make these mistakes at any age; pussy has a strange effect on most men. Was the experience a net negative or positive for either party? Is everything that has happened after just sour grapes? Was the damage from the experience, if any, worse than what happened to lead them there? Were they taking advantage of each other, trading the only things they had to trade? Did either party learn anything?

Women are the reason why most men do anything. Money and fame are just ways of getting access to them. In the west our identities are completely wrapped up in our sexuality. We are the pornographic males and females. We are both oversexualized and undersexed.

No, I would not be happy if my daughter ended up in one of these situations but if she did I obviously fucked up majorly multiple times along the way. If she's raised right she will never be in that position. Their future relationships are a reflection of their relationship with their father.

Yes it's gross what goes on with Jet Neptroon and the fishtank girls but reading their texts messages, do you think these girls are the virgin Mary? These girls are orders of magnitude more socialized than someone like Jet, I find it hard to believe he is really taking advantage of anyone.

As an aside/example, a comic book artist who i used to watch on YT had a scandal a year or so ago because a chick claimed he was trying to groom her when she was 16. I didnt like any of his work but enjoyed his analysis of other peoples comics (Ed Piskor/Cartoonist Kayfabe). Anyway the girl was an aspiring comic book artist and he had sent her some semi-flirty messages (we all know our true intentions come through 100 percent via text, right?) and offered her a place to crash if she was ever in the area. Shortly after a local news crew showed up at his front door he killed himself. He seemed like a harmless, sexless nerd, you'll never convince me she wasnt just as worldly as he was. Reading followup stories I couldn't help but feel for his family, his sister, nieces/nephews, parents. All over that.

My zoomer niece is getting married soon to a nice, huwhyte young man who holds her in high esteem. Her admiration for Kobe Bryant and a rapper featuring t-shirt had me concerned but her racist uncle lovingly told her the truth ("I love you and sweet little white girls have no business listening to that shit," for example). I have high credibility and we have a great relationship because 1) she's a really sweet girl whom i love dearly and 2) reality reflects the truthfulness of my words. And what they say about zoomers is true, many of you wouldn't believe some of her political views!

One of the biggest lies pushed in our culture, that many parents abide by because it gives them a socially acceptable reason to be hands off with their kids and to avoid challenging conversations, is the idea that your children will run towards whatever you tell them to stay away from. So just don't parent them. Meanwhile, what are the people spreading that lie doing? They are propagandizing your children 24-7.

Beyond the fact that many adults don't know how life works, as a parent you need to be honest with your kids. Give them the best explanations you can come up with and tell them that's the best you've got. Don't tell them "because I said so!" Arm them with the information they need to make informed decisions and trust them to do the right things.

Sorry for the incoherent rambling. Hope you enjoyed it if you made it this far.
 
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