📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Vampirella]

The addon Shinigami eyes now has more 1 star reviews then anything else. Seems the evil transphobes are falsely marking trans and intersex people as anti trans and this has made people upset.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

When mom is kind of liberal, but

That's a based mom. And 18? We might need to have some sites far hidden from kids as far as possible. Parents need to start blocking Reddit, Discord, etc...

 

[Paper Machete]

That mom is ofc based but also pretty much succinctly put into words what the whole tranny movement and lgbtqiaspspsps+ being pushed is about.

 

[A.P. Hill]

He got them stone killer eyes.

He has Ziz eyes.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

he would've likely gone on to become the pretty princess his Pinterests posts predict.

MP I don't know your pronouns but you, sir, are a poet.

By the by, this graph makes me realise how many more female skulls I've seen. On the occasions I come across real human skulls. They are basically never male.
Make of that what you will

Look I hate to be the one to inform you of this, but the median number of human skulls that people see is zero across their lifetime.

I'm 31. And I'll be a guy forever.

Nah. Just all the forever you'll ever have, because humans can't change sex and also are mortal.

I saw a few people calling her a DEI hire, which was weird because she's a cishet white woman who's worked there for years.

The absolute delusion people have that white women are not the #1 beneficiaries of affirmative action.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found an entertaining ftm named I gettoomanyb*tches complaining about how her family doesn't see her as a guy.

Spoiler: They don't get it

I'm so fucking done with people, man. At least my family. I have a fuckton of dysphoria and it fucking hurts, why CAN'T they see that?
I've been told "these people, they just gaslight you into thinking you can become someone you're not!" When in reality the only people actually doing that are the people SAYING it.
Literally pisses me off. like why the fuck would I "change" myself. Makes no fucking sense. Like I wouldn't change myself to be a chick just because of some gay shit or something. Deadass, I would if dysphoria wasn't an issue, because hell if I was a female whore I'd probably be rich.
Literally so confusing because as a child I always saw myself as male and told people such so how the fuck is that others gaslighting me if I was the one doing it?
Also the other kids even transphobically thought I was a trans woman because "no chick acts like that" so I mean plus I never really looked like a chick tbh
Weird because I don't even consider myself trans. Just a guy because that's what I see myself as. Whatever, my GF don't like my family anyway I'll probably cut them off if they don't learn soon
EDIT: Entire post was a rant because of a conversation that basically went like this: Her: No idea who told you that you could change your gender, or your name. (She knows people who have legally changed their names, she's just delusional when I do it) And I basically said yeah nobody fucking told me to do that you're just delusional I barely remember I haven't slept in days

http://archive.today/7zTDQ

She thinks she's male just because she acts masculine. And found another post where she goes into more "depths" of her family abusing her for thinking she's actually male.

Spoiler: Definitely has BPD

To get this started with, I have dysphoria, I have HAD dysphoria since I can remember, and acted in it since I was 4-5 years old.
For the sake of this post, I'm mentioning first and foremost, I'm a transsexual man.
Now, simply speaking, I cannot relate with trans people. More specifically, the people who see it as "FTM" or "MTF" because I never really experienced the "T" part.
I've always sounded masculine, always looked masculine, and always have been treated as either a trans-woman (pre-transition) or as a guy. Before transition I was accused of being a trans-woman pretty consistently.
I've never experienced sexism pre-transition, or anything of the sort. I've only experienced sexism on borders of misandry (against men).
I genuinely feel like I have less understanding of female issues than other guys around me. I don't relate to women at all, nor have I ever. Only reason I hanged out with women pre-transition was to try to hit on them. Now, I was a very rude and quite vulgar as a kid, and I've definitely grown since.
I just see so many people claim to transsexual people "understand" more, which I think is complete fucking bullshit. In fact, I believe it's transphobic to assume such.
I've always lived as a guy, and thinking about the fact that my family believes otherwise is extremely fucking shocking to me. Because I've never been treated like a girl, it feels like.
I've been contemplating if I'm intersex for a variety of reasons, which might have something to do with this.
Honestly, my experience feels strictly like an intersex experience instead of a "transitioning" one. Because even before I actually "transitioned" I was still seen as a guy by literally everyone besides my family.
Like my genitalia is wrong, & my body is extremely underdeveloped for an adult, so that's the only feature I feel I actually have fucked about me besides the shit I'm missing. I'm basically lacking of all sexual features of both sexes besides my genitalia. I feel like a physical child at the age of an adult.
Main reason I'm posting this is just to ask, does anyone else here feel like this? I've been wondering if transsexuality is linked to stuff like this as well.
I'm a cis-guy in a transsexual child's body. That's what it feels like. I'm physically an adult by the way, I'm just not developed as one should be which I feel is concerning. Sometimes, I honestly think I'm being lied to about my age because of this.
Of course, I'm abnormally glad of this (as it would cause me more dysphoria as it wouldn't be male characteristics) but I have the mindset I'm cis, unless I'm thinking about it then I go into intense panic and dissociation
So I'm over here like, where is this and that?? Because I unconsciously believe I am 100% male, just with a serious mutation, and should have all these other features of a guy, because I haven't had experience being seen as anything other.

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[–]IGetTooManyBitches- stealth 100 • -1 points 27 days ago
When I was a youngkid, I was screamed at, scolded, abused and more because of my behavior. Although, for a while, I went through the suffering because I loved them. I was very open about the fact I was a boy (because that is what I was at that age, as I was very young).
Although during my adolescence I began to absolutely despise my family and my brain shifted pretty damn hard into the perspective of "I don't give a FUCK, no matter what you do to me, I'm no longer faking myself for your benefit" and so I never showed myself as female aligned in any capacity.
I was SA'd and physically forced into extremely feminine outfits as a teen by my own family as a source of psychological torture though. To hell fucking with it I fought them all fucking off before the thought of going outside with that shit became a possibility.
I do feel as my mindset is somewhat abnormal though, so I do feel like people wouldn't be as willing to fight through all that as I was.
Currently, none of this has happened for quite a while, and I think it might be because I'm an adult who wouldn't hesitate to leave in an instant if it happened again.
I am extremely sorry that your disorder wasn't helped with, I do vividly remember I was EXTREMELY tall as a child (since , but since that I've had little to no development.
I do definitely feel like I have a lot of passing privilege that other people don't or may even never have, although because of it, I truly can't find myself relating much to people talking about the struggles of transitioning, because for me I didn't really have to work for it. All I really have to do to pass it seems is get my family away.

She clearly has to lie about about being abused, otherwise how else can she justify cutting them off for not going along with her fantasy?

http://archive.today/9NlU0


And the most recent post is her finding out her girlfriend is cheating on her with a man.

Spoiler: Just got cheated by my long term girlfriend

No fuckin idea if it's because I'm transsexual, or if she's just a whore, but yeah. Never communicated any issues to me, just went and saw this fuckin guy.
Frankly, I'm PISSED. And this guy(23) is everything I'm(1 not. He teaches at a church, is definitely cisgender & very traditional. Honestly, no idea why she(19), an atheist against traditional values is even cheating with this guy!?
If they alone dated, they wouldn't even last a week, which is unbelievable to me. I've dated this chick for nearly 3 years. I'm more in disbelief than anything, because she's throwing away a stable relationship for what?
Is it because I'm not cis!? Is it because I'm fucked in the head? Is it because of my other physical conditions?? Because she has NEVER communicated ANY of this to me.
Oh, and she definitely told that guy some sexual shit about me too, that freak.. Probably a kink or something, but if she outed me to him and I find out, I'm going to be WAY more fuckin mad then I already am.
ALL my friends which I'm stealth to have NO idea why she would do this, because it looked like the perfect relationship to them, and me too?? They even DREAMED that their relationships would turn out like her and I's. So what the fuck??
Currently they have no idea that I know about the affair, but one of my friends lashed out and tried to get them to confess, which they both heavily denied it in a way that only made it more obvious, while the guy was yelling stuff like, "WHAT!? I could NEVER do that to Cole!" In such a liar-like tone it's insane. GF wasn't even defending herself much apprentally.
I'm in disbelief. I haven't broken up yet, because I'm getting evidence to show to her brother who I've been friends with for a seriously long time.
But once I do, what the hell do I do? And what do I even think of this?

The comments in this post are something lol

Spoiler: Some of the comments

IGetTooManyBitchesMale | Stealth for 4 Years -1 points 20 days ago
One more thing about her age, she turns 20 in about 2 weeks, she didn't just turn 19 at all. Why this matters as deeply as it does for me, is her lack of communication about any potential issues, the break of trust, and just outright lying about it when we already know.
In this situation, I'm honestly the least pissed person. My violent language is how I speak in my head, and I never would dare say it to her face, or to anyone else's face. I'm anonymous online, I can speak how my brain speaks.
To defend myself further, I have never once spoken to her as if she was less than me, never once insulted her, never accused her of anything, hell I've barely disagreed with her.
As I said in another comment, I am not at all the best boyfriend, but I treated her as if I was. I never once made my issues her problem, which is why my rants involve such violent language. So that I don't use the violent language when I'm not anonymous.
All I have told my friends is the fact that she's cheating on me, and I'm not happy with it, as well as a few extra wrongs that she has done. Told through the facts, not through any emotion.
Now, about her brother. I've been friends with him for over 7 years, and he is important in my life. By ending the relationship now without telling him his sister literally cheated on me, I am severing an important connection to my friendgroups & my family.
As well the other fact being I help her brother's side of the family a ton, they don't live together. I'm a great help to his grandmother, his brothers, his uncle & himself. I was even going to take care of one of their cats.
That all being said, he is the kind of person to cut me off for breaking his sisters heart, and what else she would accuse me of. Of course he would come to regret that, as his family SERIOUSLY needs my help sometimes, but with his sister going against me, he'd have no choice but to never befriend me again.
I'm telling him for his, and his family's good will. I could tell her side of the family too, but I'm not. Why? I'm not looking to ruin family relationships.
That's some more information about how I see it.


[–]_HighJack_Trans Man 1 point 15 days ago
Idk man, I think you might have some issues with women to work through? My best friend is also transitioning and seems to be doing Traditional Girl Puberty. A lot of times she’s driving me fucking crazy lmao. It has never once entered my mind to call her a whore, or a bitch, or a slut, or anything of the sort. Similarly, I’ve never had to stop myself from calling my bf an anti-Latino slur (and he probably would just laugh at me). When I’m mad at them their identity characteristics don’t factor into it.
I would kinda be surprised if you didn’t have some issues with women? Like. You got cheated on, plus we’re trans. I know I have stuff to deal with vis a vis my expectations for women and how I react when they don’t meet them, stuff that’s deeply wound up with identity issues from being expected to be one for ~ 2 decades and having to contort myself to fit. I have anger towards womanhood, not women. It’s hard to separate the two sometimes.
Anyway. Sorry you’re going through this man, it really sucks. She probably just got curious about having sex with someone else, because you two have been together for so long and from such a young age. That doesn’t make it acceptable of course, but “curiosity” to me hurts way less as a motive than other potential excuses she could give lol. I genuinely don’t think it’s your fault; you two just aren’t compatible long term.


[–]IGetTooManyBitchesMale | Stealth for 4 Years 2 points 13 days ago*
Just an asshole, man. My biggest passion. Back when I was a nice little naive little boy, I had gone through unimaginable fucking things. Done by my family AND otherwise.
So, being completely honest, I'm not a nice guy. I'm bitter, I'm violent, I'm hurt. Although it is so important to mention that any partner I will have will be VERY important to me, I'm not going out and saying this shit in front of anyone I date, or even really thinking about it most the time. That'd be fucking stupid.
And honestly, being seen as a misogynistic piece of shit when in reality I couldn't care less what someone is, is a good thing for me, although the shit doesn't even work. Nearly all my experiences with women are with the craziest of 'em, and I'm fucking tired of 'em honestly.
I gave this woman all my love and energy. I gave her plenty of gifts, plenty of affirmations, written so many dear things to her, went back to some of my old hobbies because she liked them, drew for her, even made a fucking 3d model for her that took me multiple DAYS to make. I spoiled her, loved her, even lied to her to not make her upset. I let her do and enjoy the things I absolutely despise just because it makes her happy.
I even introduced her to the guy she cheated WITH, because she has no friends. I want her to have people in her life except for me. And that was my mistake. Every single damn time I'm nice for fuckin' once, something terrible happens.
Every single time I don't react with the hatred and distain I truly feel, I get treated that way. It's ridiculous. Almost as if the world wants me to show how I truly think.
I introduced her to oh, so many people. Over 25, just so that she could get friends. And this is what she does? Ignore me for them? Cheat on me with one of them?
Made her truly believe I was the sweetest man on this earth, her own words, countless of times. Talking about how I'm the most loyal person she's ever met, should've been a sign. And honestly, I'm still thinking about staying!
My best friend of 8 years is GONE because she doesn't fucking like him, and I immediately was on her side. I'm thinking of everything I lost, because of what she has done. Because I was thinking, yeah, she could've been MORE than just my girlfriend!
I'm thinking about all the money I spent, how many hours I dedicated to making her happy, how many days I spent staying up for her, how sleep deprived I made myself because my schedule is different than hers. How many things I said that I never truly meant, how many things I let her do because although it made me uncomfortable she was happy! How many things that felt disgusting of me to say but she enjoyed it so it didn't matter.
I love my partners more than the fucking world itself. And I go against my hostile nature and belief system to love them the right way. Because I absolutely know, the real me isn't capable of such a thing.
Telling them sweet lies I'll never tell them weren't fully true, just to make them all happy and giddy. That's the part that makes me smile. That's what I was taught to do anyway.
If that's why she's cheating on me, whatever. I get it. And I don't know why she wouldn't just fucking tell me. Loyalty is my greatest virtue I suppose, probably is why she didn't. She'd know it'd hurt me like a burning hell.
Honestly? If she told me, I'd most likely have let her have her fun and that's fucking it. I'm angry she's hiding this from me, not telling me the truth.
And angry she told this guy about our sex life in some fucking way. I haven't heard the exact details but they DEFINITELY aren't hiding THAT from me, which enrages me, because she KNOWS I absolutely do NOT want that shared.

http://archive.today/TbIBl

In other words an BPD lesbian with who has issues is shocked her girlfriend cheated on her? Not that cheating is okay but it seems it might turn her into a nice gal
"And honestly, being seen as a misogynistic piece of shit when in reality I couldn't care less what someone is, is a good thing for me, although the shit doesn't even work. Nearly all my experiences with women are with the craziest of 'em, and I'm fucking tired of 'em honestly."

Didn't think I'd find such a lolcow this morning.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Look I hate to be the one to inform you of this, but the median number of human skulls that people see is zero across their lifetime.

I don't beleive this. Most people have seen at least one in a medical institution, at school, a museum or the bookcase of some edgy goth boy, and if you visit an ossuary or the Paris catacombs or similar places you have sudenly seen thousands. I used to own one myself until my ex forced me to get rid of it.
I can recommend the Sedlec Ossuary if you ever visit the Czech Republic, it is beautiful.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary

 

[Waffle Iron]

When mom is kind of liberal, but ...

I'm surprised a liberal mother stumbles upon something like that. Usually elites having underage sex parties is more of a right wing thing. Although women tend to become more based when their kids end up in danger.

pspsps+

Spoiler

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I'm surprised a liberal mother stumbles upon something like that. Usually elites having underage sex parties is more of a right wing thing. Although women tend to become more based when their kids end up in danger.

Its a general rich man thing, not a political thing. In places with strongly enforced segregation of women away from public spaces, especially places men gathered, you get this repeated pattern, often with a cross dressing element for the male youth being exploited. It becomes more or less institutionalized over time, but historical equivalent to the Afghan Bacha Bazi are seen all through Middle East, into China, Southern Europe, and there are even contemporary accounts of male youths recruited into the Elizabethan theater, and Italian castrati, being exploited. The common elements are strong gender segregation and economic balance that creates vulnerable families with children who can be exploited with impunity by the elite. That's why they eroticize male youth, its choosing among the most female like choices available in exploitable spaces and building up the illusion around that.

When girls are directly available, these men will go for them, probably the most famous example of this being the "petits rats" of the Paris Ballet. Powerful men literally paid money for VIP "backstage" access to the dancers, often what we would call minors, after shows, with male performers banned from the space, but not wealthy old men in top hats (this appears in illustrations often). Moulin Rouge has that as a plot element because it really represents the bourgeois practice of renting out female performers.

Then you have things like Operation Yew Tree in Britain, where again wealthy influential men would just get access with the help of authorities to young women. Or Epstein. Both cases where the ability to act with impunity is valued. The pattern is self-evident.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

...I mean, if transgenderism isn't a plot to turn confused children into objectified, disposable sexual playthings for predatory homosexual men... Why do they call themselves 'dolls'?

 

[Potatis Salad]

Tranny comes to /r/Velo, the competitive cycling subreddit, with some FACTS AND DATA to show how tiddy skittles have obliterated his athletic performance (link | archive).


This dude started cycling three years ago. After two years of training, he became quite competitive in the men's field. But then he started HRT and turned into a wamman and can't beat men anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 He posts his literal L's:


Top comment: Wow, thanks for the facts and data!


OP receives almost zero pushback in the comments. A couple of people try and get downvoted. What, you want him to race with the MEN? But then he'll LOSE!!!!!!


But OwO what's this? A Redditor points out that OP seems to be overstating how much he's been training:


Let's take a closer look at the troon's Strava account (an app that records training data):
Here's how much he was training during the year he was breaking into the Top 10 in hill climb races:


And here's the most recent year. He started titty skittles in January. Note that Strava automatically adjusted the y-axis on this graph so it's not a direct comparison to the other graph--he actually trained even less than it appears at first glance:


2023: 201 miles per week
2024: 181 miles per week
2025: troons out and has averaged 89 miles per week so far.

Hmm. HMMMMMMMMM. Why isn't he racing as fast this year? Could it be that he's training less than half as much, sometimes barely training at all? No, it could only be the HRT that is causing this! He is now one point below the average female range for testosterone, which is CLEARLY why he went from 13th place to 94th:


On his Strava activity for a race he recently lost, he cries that it's "physically impossible for him to improve," blaming HRT again. His caption reads:

Nothing impressive timewise, but I put in 165bpm for 65 straight minutes, so I am happy with effort. I already know it's physically impossible for me to improve, and the goal of the day was to suffer climbing a mountain, so it was a good time.

 

[fitty tucker]

Hmm. HMMMMMMMMM. Why isn't he racing as fast this year? Could it be that he's training less than half as much, sometimes barely training at all? No, it could only be the HRT that is causing this! He is now one point below the average female range for testosterone, which is why he went from 13th place to 94th:

My aunt who had bone spurs in her hips for 7 years rode more miles on her bike in a year than this tranny loser. She got both hips replaced and now she rides even more. This dude just realized how hard competitive cycling is and wants the easy-pass. Cry more, UCI already banned all men from women's competitions.

 

[Potatis Salad]

My aunt who had bone spurs in her hips for 7 years rode more miles on her bike in a year than this tranny loser. She got both hips replaced and now she rides even more. This dude just realized how hard competitive cycling is and wants the easy-pass. Cry more, UCI already banned all men from women's competitions.

It's never enough to just cry, he's got to come to Reddit with his "data" showing that he's now losing because of HRT, instead of admitting that he spent half the year sitting on his ass wanking into his wife's panties when he should have been training.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Dude's also 40, right around the time men start losing muscle mass even without slicing off their testicles. He's hardly a representative example even if he did cause himself premature andropause

 

[Pill Cosby]

Just another day in Bongland and a beautiful heckin' valid trans women is cat called.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Anyone who claims any kind of DSD or intersex in current year is delusional tranny until proven otherwise, doubly so for Reddit.

Not a doctor but I don’t think this fetish scenario is medically plausible.

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There's another one we've covered before in the Sideshows thread: u/The_Sky_Render or, as we lovingly dubbed him, Taint Goo Guy. Did a search, he hasn't been talked about here. Pics and some screenshots from the last time we discussed him over there:

With all this talk of intersex conditions I figured we should check in on u/The_Sky_Render (or as he's known here, Taint Goo Guy).

He's still larping as intersex. For those who don't know, he claims his parents patched over his vagina when he was an infant. Yeah. I don't recall if he claimed vaginosis before but he sure is now. Fam, that's gangrene brewing in your filthy taint. He started transitioning at 40 and has been inserting his made-up intersex condition into Reddit discussions on a daily basis since.

Regular readers of this thread may remember this face:

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Fuckin' A that's an ugly motherfucker.
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Some recent posts. He's been hanging around in r/salmacian a lot. If you don't know what salmacian is it's the freaks that want "penile preserving vaginoplasty" and double dog dicks, that kinda psychotic stuff. Reminder: BUTCHERS ARE ACTUALLY DOING THESE SURGERIES. The dick n' axe wound one anyway.

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I'm picturing this guy aggressively shoving his taint at medical professionals screaming "can't you see the skin graft??"
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Talk about smelling your own farts. Err jizz.
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Periods
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So many candidates for random.txt in everything this lunatic says.

This has been your Taint Goo Guy update.

His last post is from two months ago:

Lmao delusional.

Mistaken for a 20-something

Still yapping about his completely made up, scientifically impossible intersex condition in comments though (he seems convinced his sack seam and taint are evidence of a vagina spackled over by his parents when he was a child).


Here he is talking about the heavy, irregular periods he experienced as a teen.

And here he is giving some womanly advice about experiencing female orgasms to another woman:

Spoiler: Talk of womanly penises

Ladies, if you're having trouble getting off be sure to stimulate the head and not the shaft!

All troon intersex larpers are gross but this guy is one of the worst ones I've ever seen. He's really committed to the bit, I'll give him that.

 

[Pig Cups]

@Sean Andalou …reply bug

“Also I showed her this sub and then like a few minutes later she showed me search results for this sub and all the times people talk about killing themselves and suicide and she says it proves it (that dolls are trained to unalive). I said it’s not the same thing but i need better arguments.”

Showing mommy the sub was probably one of the worst things this Li’l Trooner could’ve done, since his goal is to convince her that there’s nothing objectionable about troons/trooning. Now, she has an unlimited supply of self-disclosed exhibits of troons on their worst, most degenerate, insane, and hateable behavior (in addition to the suicide talk).

Every day now, thanks to his willful reveal to her of the diabolical underworld that is troon spaces on Reddit, she is going to bombard this little turd with a fresh haul of TTD ammo à la @Magic Pickle to try and drill in how misguided and stupid the path that he’s charting is. At least that’s what I would do. I would print physical copies of the shit out and confront him daily with it like Chris Hansen/Alex Rosen. Also, lol at him begging for troons to give him rebuttals- he’s so desperate to one-up his mother, but is at a loss because of how far on the losing side of the argument he is.

 

[YouTube Autist]

The L Word: a pooner feels like a completely emasculated capital-L Loser when her girlfriend shows competency around fixing vehicles and furniture, which leads her to constantly worrying that she's not being a good and proper man around the house. This leads the girlfriend to constantly take aim at her for being a sexist pig that can't handle women in charge, which makes OP even more worried that she's secretly a giant misogynist. While the girlfriend sounds exhausting as well, there's something funny about pooners getting their misogyny thrown back in their faces and then shaking in their boots as a result.
Link | Archive

Ah, it's the classic FtM combination: 50% "I'm a man! That means I drink beer, punch things, tinker with automobiles, and gruffly trek through the wilderness! I know what I'm talking about, I've seen numerous movies about men!" and 50% fussy self-involved whining and validation-seeking.

While the girlfriend sounds exhausting as well

The girlfriend sounds hilarious. Perhaps not hilarious to date, but, hilarious.

I told her that I’d like to be useful and she told me that she didn’t want me to be useful.

Oh boy. That's a blunt assessment of her usefulness.

EDIT:
I feel compelled to come back to this post. It's pretty low-key for this thread -- no one is chopping their penis off, being cuckolded, or getting disowned, but this series of events is very funny, not least of which because of the well organized and detailed accounting it receives from the OP.

There is something intensely comical about this girl getting treated like an actual male by her girlfriend and hating it. "Excuse me you MAN, what do you mean I can't fix cars and build furniture just because I'm a woman?? It's a woman's world, sweetie. You're just living in it, so listen and learn."

You get the sense that OP spends a lot of time standing awkwardly off to the side, wishing she could participate, knowing that as a man her role is that of a leader and a decision-maker, and yet she is too timid and anxious take on that role.

 

[Magic Pickle]

You get the sense that OP spends a lot of time standing awkwardly off to the side, wishing she could participate, knowing that as a man her role is that of a leader and a decision-maker, and yet she is too timid and anxious take on that role.

Spoiler: Men are from Mars, women are from Venus...

This happens to a lot of TiFs, I find; it feels eerily connected to the fact that TiMs tend to be more aggressive and hostile than your typical macho man, and that both groups tend to even be visually more sex-stereotypical and dimorphic than average (hulking Alices with body hair like carpets beside pipsqueak Aidens shaped like fertility goddesses, anyone?). I can't help but suspect many TiMs transition to gain the subtle social power women wield where it's perceived as easier for them to manipulate others into doing their bidding and worshiping them, while TiFs transition to gain more overt social power where it's perceived as easier to dominate others and gain admiration through force of might or mass. They're like sexist little aliens who've never actually left their spaceship before they started walking around in human skin, which makes the stage productions they call their lives both comedies and tragedies.

Funny stuff. Thread tax, of course, as follows.
A "gay bottom" FTM (i.e. a sexually submissive heterosexual woman) is having difficulty getting any buyers on the market for her special kind of meat, especially because she doesn't even want to have vaginal sex - the one thing that would delineate her against all the round-assed, saggy-holed, popper-sniffing bottoms she competes with. And you're sure that being a regular straight tomboy was the harder path to carve out for yourself?
Link | Archive

I can't help but feel sexually undesirable at times​

It feels like most sexual value that people hold is derived either from penis or from pussy. Being a man who doesn't use that part and is getting rid of it soon, and cannot compete even with cis men in the micro category for penis department I can't help but feel like I haven't much to offer sexually.
I'm a gay bottom, so I've definitely found a niche for myself that's fitting and I'm happy in, but it does tend to feel like the market is oversaturated, and even amongst tops many prefer a guy who is better endowed even if they're mostly just focusing on the ass.
Especially being that I have to be open and honest about being a trans man, which comes with a whole set of expectations which don't apply to me and I get so sick of having to open up about something personal and vulnerable just to be able to even decide if I think I might have sex with someone or not. Once I am adamant about my sexual preferences I get people who lose interest, which is fair but it's exhausting after having an uncomfortable conversation only for it to be fruitless.
Genitals aside physically I am very average. I'm not saying I'm unattractive by any means, but my body lacks enough feminity to be appealing as a Twink or stereotypical bottom and I just can't compete. But on the other hand I'm not quite masculine enough to fully sell that end either.
I know I will find someone eventually, but I really can't help but feel overwhelmed with jealousy seeing people that aren't constantly tormented with the horror or gender sex incongruence within their body, and can find people who show genuine interest in them sexually without it seeming like it's from pity.

Gone-orrhea Girl: a TiF is nervous about the treatment that gonorrhea entails, which involves a shot to the ass, because she's refused to admit that she's transgender to the providers giving her care and has no intentions of coming clean about the fact at any point. I need troons 'n' poons to stop propagating antibiotic superbugs in their putrid petri dish pantaloons because they're going to propagate them before the plastic surgery addicts and junkies that were supposed to propagate them get the chance.
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Gonorrhea treatment while stealth​

I recently went and got tested at a free clinic which came back positive for gonorrhea. Ive used this location before and have not disclosed being trans (nor will I). The treatment is the same for all gender expressions so its not relevant anyways but the injection site for treatment is usually the buttocks. I'm extremely anxious. I know I can pack and probably just pull down the back of my pants a bit (I had to do this once for antibiotics with an injury). I guess my question is would it be okay to wear shorts and ask they do it in my thigh instead? Please be kind. I already feel ashamed and disgusting.

After finally gaining enough courage to be his authentic self, a tranny comes out to his friend group only to be met with a chorus of crickets, with some pals even going so far as to claim trooning out will simply make him "fat and miserable." When his family proceeds to cut contact, OP falls so deeply into the darkest depths of despair that he attempts suicide and winds up in a mental hospital. This post has too many funny parts to it for me to highlight properly, but just know that the title is as hyperbolic as you would expect from a fool of 41 percent descent.
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my friends tried to kill me when i came out​

i know this sounds dramatic. but i just need to trauma dump for a hot sec.
i came out in 2020. i told all my friends first. i was so excited, so excited to finally be myself. i finally figured out how to make myself happy, something i had been holding myself back from in secret for so many years.
i just wanna preface with, my friends were my family. i never had a family growing up. i found a group of people like me who made me feel whole. who gave me what i never had. i loved each and every one of them so dearly. some of them i had known for close to 20 years, we met in kindergarten. others well over 10-15 years.
their response to me coming out was silence. it was really weird how suddenly they changed on me. they stopped wanting to be with me in public. stopped wanting to hang out with me. most of them just kind of started slowly vanishing out of my life.
i was absolutely distraught. i loved my friends so much, the reality of losing them was affecting me a lot. i found out later, one of my friends reactions to my coming out was to tell all my other friends that transition would only make me fat and miserable. he was a nurse, and said to them that “every tranny i see come into the hospital is just fat and miserable and he’s going to be just like them”
i obviously said wow that’s really transphobic i don’t wanna talk to him anymore. still, just silence from my friends.
at this point, my family stopped talking to me too. the months went by, and i was always alone and begging my friends to even just spend time with me, but all of them always had excuses.
i eventually attempted suicide. i survived and ended up in a psych ward. after i was discharged, i asked one of my friends a week after if i could come over and spend some time with them, as i was feeling unsafe by myself and needed some kind of support. they said maybe next weekend.
well i went over to their place, and it was just really awkward and uncomfortable. my friend and his wife, who was also one of my close friends were talking with me and eventually the topic of my suicide attempt came up. my friends wife looked at me and told me the night of my attempt, when they all found out, that they were all together and all talked shit on me. told me all the horrific things they had said about me, how they were hoping it would be more serious, and that they were let down when i survived.
i was in utter shock. i stood up to leave without a word, and she told me to come back and hug her. i did, and she told me she loved me.
i left and cut them all off. one of my friends proceeded to text me telling me to kill myself, how the world would be better off without me, and to try harder this time. i replied with something along the lines of “why? what is happening? i’m just trying to be happy” he again told me to try again. i blocked him, and he used two burner phones he had to text me from other numbers telling me again to do it.
years later, one of them messaged me apologizing. in my stupidity i forgave her.
well tonight i went on facebook for the first time in years and saw that she, the friend who apologized recently married one of them and also made a status talking about her own experiences with queerphobia and how it affects her (she’s cishet btw) all of my old friends liked it and commented how the current political climate is unfair.
i’m so beyond hurt. what was the apology even for? hurt that they would pretend to even give a fuck about queer people when they did all that to me. to act like they are above all this bigotry. they all tried to fucking kill me. i still have breakdowns from the trauma of it all. still have nightmares. i have developed very real ptsd from it and they all act like they are such good allies.
i’m just sitting here so angry. so sad. so fucking beyond words for the emotions i’m feeling. i lost everything when i came out and they don’t even care, they parade around as if they didn’t try to off one of their friends when she came out. that they are allies to our cause and can’t stand the current political climate. i’m just hurt and feeling all of this betrayal all over again.
thank you for reading my trauma dump the few that did. i’m drunk and needed to vent.

Because there exists no other mind upon this earth but a tranny's own, they will always find ways to insert themselves into situations that don't fucking involve them. Case in point: a biological woman takes to r/TwoXChromosomes to vent about how men have been disrespecting her by insinuating she's actually a man, so of course, troons must take umbrage that she might find such a comparison insensitive and offensive. Yes, the comments are as pathetic as you would expect, and yes, I will include them for you.
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It makes me very sad that cis women get offended or upset by the very notion of someone calling them transgender. It makes me as a trans woman feel like I am less and that I have a dirty branding that is impossible for me to remove no matter how much time passes.​

All the guys in my grade think I’m a transgender girl. I’m cis. It hurts. ​

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I want to preface this by saying I have absolutely nothing against trans women. They are women and they are beautiful. I feel like a bigot for feeling hurt when guys ask me if I was born a man. I’ve been a woman since birth, I am cis and have pretty obvious breasts to top it off. Guys will ask me or my friends if I am a transgender woman because I have a masculine “ugly” face with a more bulbous nose and strong jaw. I’m so tired of it. I want a guy to think I’m beautiful but I worry that will never happen. I don’t know what to do. I wasn’t born a man, how do I make people stop asking me if I was?​

Edit:This post is gaining insane amounts of traction, over 444k people have seen it and I now feel a real responsibility to clear up what I’ve said since I never expected the response to be this great. To all the people who’ve come forward with stories and advice, I’m so very grateful for you. It’s pulled me out of this box of negative thinking I was in and I’m thankful for that. To all trans women reading this post, I take no true insult in people asking me if I’m a trans woman. They aren’t misgendering me, and even if I were trans that would be make no less of a woman. I know and admire so many gorgeous, strong, intelligent transgender women and to be associated with the community is of no shame to me. My initial exasperation lies mainly with the constant intrusive questioning and the specific comments that I receive about my features. Thank you all so much for taking the time out of your day to help a random stranger you don’t know gain some self esteem, it means more than you all could ever understand.​

Spoiler: Some men are meant to die in wars.

[–] Orcawhale2320
Y'know I watched a very good video recently that pointed out that transphobia and other bigotry like it really isn't a fear as the word would suggest, it's the belief that an identity, race, or general status is lesser than a percieved "normal".
So fuck that, we're not the lesser of anything. Even in people who say they have nothing against us, they so obviously think that by being associated they are getting some of that "ew" on them.
Cis fragility.

[–] workingtheories
two x always sounds like the most terfy name for a subreddit; i never go there. most people don't even know or check if they have their agab chromosomes.

[–] Bass_Bosted_Potato
Be honest OP, did you even read the original post before cross posting it here? OOP said that in her case, she made it clear her issue was with how trans was being used as an insult, not that she had an issue being compared to trans women

[–] AaduTHOMA72​

I don't know, her post sounds like she does have an issue, she's just trying to be polite and not seem transphobic, like most "allies".​

I hate people who know someone's ugly, but instead say "They are beautiful and amazing", etc.​

It feels so fake and has the opposite effect.​

[–] AaduTHOMA72
Cis Women: I want to preface this by saying I have absolutely nothing against trans women. They are women and they are beautiful.
Some guy: You're beautiful... Like a trans woman
Cis Women:
It's like that Lizzo joke, "Lizzo is so beautiful and amazing" but they get upset when someone says they look like Lizzo.

[–] LaddieNowAddie
Plenty of cis women hate us as well. The same way we have our rights and our rights to believe whatever we want, they have their rights. No one has less rights. The quicker everyone accept this, including the trans community, the happier everyone will be.

[-] kanto_k1rika
OOP literally implies that trans women were "born men" in her post. She definitely sees us as lesser even if she's not trying to

[-] RabidMouse64
they'll never realize how fucked up it is to verbalize these things and how they should maybe look deeper into why they find us so fucking horrifying.

A TiM who has historically despised "girl stuff" and anything remotely aligned with femininity still yearns for a girlhood that can never be his, down to allegedly experiencing 'phantoms' that show him how things were meant to be. If he's trying to insinuate he's got a ghost pussy, I shall pen my local paranormal investigators post haste so that they may exorcise him of his pelvic poltergheists.
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I hate the jealousy I have for cis women who got to have girl childhoods.​

I know it’s awkwardly worded but my head is fried right now.
I know the grass is always greener, but I look at my childhood and it was so awkward. Social and behavioral issues aside, I was so bad at being a boy. Hated boy clothes, most boy hobbies didn’t interest me, I didn’t connect with boys very well.
Oddly enough, I had this unreasonable hatred of girl stuff. I couldn’t explain why. It was ridiculous to me, I didn’t understand it, but it made me angry to a very, very strange extent. Years in hormones later, I understand more.
But like…I hate the jealousy I feel. Cis (and trans) women endure oppression and their reproductive organs can go wrong in so many ways, yet my mind still hurts and my heart still breaks from not having what they have.
I have phantoms…and for the briefest of moments, my mind shows me what should be. And then they fade, just as quickly as they came, and reality violently comes crashing back in. To remind me of the life I’ve been given.
I don’t know…I’m just feeling dysphoric and gross and defective today. Having crossed wires sucks.

I love when people in the lives of troons 'n' poons use a body-neutral approach to gender dysphoria because it makes the pronoun people in their lives so unreasonably annoyed. This tranny's mama is just trying to give him a helping of self-love, but rather than appreciate that she's even trying at all, he simmers resentfully and thinks she gets far too adjacent to TERF ideology with her radical ideas around things like "accepting what you can't change" and "being happy with what you've got." What is she, some kind of fucking Nazi?
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Don’t know how to respond to my mother hitting me with the “Women have facial hair too you know”​

My mother has been pretty good overall since I came out earlier this year.
While confiding to her how difficult dysphoria is, and how it’s incredibly difficult having facial hair (I could grow a full beard) she hit me with the classic
“You’d actually be surprised how many women have facial hair”.
I responded it’s an outlier and more often related to hormones disorders like PCOS, but she remained adamant.
I think she was trying to be supportive and offering a “solution” (realize women have x too) but it really just minimized my experience.
She also did this when I talked about my (fairly thick) body hair, broad shoulders, lack of hips, and masc-passing face.
Of course some women experience certain things too… how does this invalidate what I’m going through? If I had an estrogen-dominant puberty I would have absolutely developed differently.
I tried to express I have to grieve a childhood I never had and a body I’ll never completely have, and she told me I basically need to get over it and change the things I can and learn to be happy with what I have.
I know my mother and she’s not TRYING to be a TERF, she’s just searching for solutions when I’m searching for empathy. I did say that “with that logic I don’t even need to transition or take hormones” but she said that she wouldn’t go that far, but it didn’t seem to stick.
How do I even respond to this? Looking for any advice/talking points/books or videos to help getting her to understand better.

"CD" drive error: while trying to transfer files between drives, a MTF's computer goes on the fritz and fucks up his storage severely. Fortuitously, however, the folder labeled 'Dysphoria' escaped with its life, and in this folder includes half-naked photos of himself crossdressing and memes about being a tranny. As OP is not a tech wiz, he knows he needs to see an IT guy to sort things out, but that would reveal his identity as a panty-wearing loon and he's not quite ready to make that leap.
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I might soon be outed because of Google Drive.​

I was transferring files from my PC to Google Drive to secure a backup when a major chunk of them glitched out because of a syncing error. I lost 300+ GBs worth of storage. Of this only a few 20 GBs was copied and in that, my secret folder labeled ‘Dysphoria’ survived. It's got my triggers, my drag looks, my wishlist/ gender envy shii, memes, pictures of me trying makeup for the first (which are downright terrible, obviously!), everything about my GD, meticulously labelled and organized. All these files are now spread out on my Google Drive. These odd 1000 files are scattered throughout the 'Recents' with my drag face or worse my half naked pictures popping up every now and then. I have been trying to delete/ transfer ownership of them to my other account one by one. (It's an extremely tedious process. It doesn't allow do all at once.) No matter how much I try, all it takes is ONE photo to out me.
I am mourning the loss of a crap ton of data that I lost WHILE I WAS literally trying to save it. I need to visit an expert but that would in turn, OUT ME. My cousin brother is usually the one I got to for tech issues. But this time, I can't. I am not ready to come out but it seems like fate is forcing my hand.

In the wake of the assassination of Charlie Kirk, tensions reach a boiling point between a TiF's paramour and his parents to the point where the boyfriend's mother chooses to stay at a fucking hotel if she knows that OP will be coming over. Naturally, OP finds a way to center herself as the first and foremost victim, devastated that no familial figures are willing to consider her a member of their flock.
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My boyfriends parents don't like me over Charlie Kirk.​

So for context, they're both conservative in different degrees, but up until now havent treated me badly for being trans. I usually go up on the weekends and stay over at their place to see him since he's kind of far. This week, my bf got into an argument with them about Charlie Kirk and brought up the fact that I'm trans and that he was inciting violence against trans people. The upshot is they think I have no empathy for not mourning Charlie Kirk even though he was calling for my death.
Now his mom will go to a hotel if I come over and wanted to take me to church to "learn empathy". Before now they were perfectly nice, at least to my face. Apparently behind my back she's been complaining and suggesting other people for him to date for the sake of grandchildren.
I'm just so upset and hurt and I can never trust them again. My own parents aren't supportive so I thought I at least had them on my side.

 

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Case in point: a biological woman takes to r/TwoXChromosomes to vent about how men have been disrespecting her by insinuating she's actually a man, so of course, troons must take umbrage that she might find such a comparison insensitive and offensive. Yes, the comments are as pathetic as you would expect, and yes, I will include them for you.

It was bad enough back when TwoXChromosomes became one of the default subreddits, and a bunch of "ackshually" male redditors flooded in to give their two cents on fucking everything, but then one day years later I went to see if things had gotten any better... and the pinned post said "Trans women are women."

Look at your fucking subreddit name, for fuck's sake. Fucking cucked handmaidens, letting what should've been their space get flooded with troons posting demanding advice about makeup or bras or whatever. They're like the possum that keeps getting in my mom's house through the pet door and eating all the cat's food, then hissing when you try to chase them out.