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Legaltweetz has flipped again, or whatever.

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I set my entire life on fire in an act of self immolation and protest to infiltrate transphobes. I’m going to start telling that story tomorrow.

Did ya’ll really think that after 30 years of being a grassroots activist and political operative that I would just magically flip out of nowhere? I’m way more useful as a guerrilla than I ever will be sitting in a corporate boardroom.

War was declared on trans people this year and I declared war back. I couldn’t just sit on my hands anymore & I became a one man army 🏳️‍⚧️

(I’m a gentleman & a scholar though. I’m not out to doxx, harass, abuse, or share personal information)
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A 35-year-old they/them I've been keeping an eye on for her antics in one of my fandoms and who became famous for her 'Stab TERFs :3' pins, sure does get around. She's a Sheffield native and talks a lot about it on her Twitter, including visiting the only cat café in the area. She has an Instagram here where she posts her shitty, whitewashed art. In the Arcane thread I posted details on her getting into some racial drama where a Persian enacted a race war against black fans. It didn't end well, and Josie here would rather pretend it never happened.
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A year ago there was a protest in her city. This handmaiden admits they stole their signs and ripped them up.
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In March of this year, she experienced every fan girl's dream and got to meet Harry Lloyd, the VA for Viktor from Arcane and a huge inspiration for many, many pooners, and dumped her entire backpack in front of him to get him to sign her little statements. It was enough to get other people in the line waiting for him to complain.

The man she's standing next to in the middle photo is Reed Shannon, the VA for Ekko, who was driven off Twitter by the very mob he was courting.
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It is difficult to see in this photo, but zoomed in, you can see a 'Fuck TERFs' on her Venom stickers.
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She celebrated the Greens - yes, the Green Party - winning some seats during last year's General Election.
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Sheffield is 74% white and yet that still hasn't stopped it from being a shithole:
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So why, you might ask, am I posting her here? This. I posted it before, but now it is archived.
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This is the woman sending you death threats:
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Magic Pickle said:
But yeah, sure, it's super macho to have your heart fucking explode.
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In her defense, there really isn't anything more stereotypically masculine than completely ignoring your hypertension until your dick or your kidneys don't work, or you have a type II MI shoveling snow.

That's the kind of guy who isn't going to the doctor for any other reason, though. Certainly not sadbrains or dysphoria.
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
The swarthy pooners are mad again.
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Oh, hey! Carnespecter? That's our good friend VCR_Wolfe AKA Raichel Wolfe, a gross furry who loves impregnation, obesity, vore and cannibalism as some of her various fetishes when she isn't being holier-than-thou to other pooners online. She's a very common lurker on r/ftm and r/TMPOC so it's funny to see her pop up in the Pooner Zoo from time to time. She claims Native and Latino heritage, so that's why she's so fixated on both of those demographics even though after years of abusing testosterone she looks like every other syndromic, acne-ridden flour-golem that graces the pages of Reddit.

Thread tax.
A li'l dood is positively perplexed when she and another woman are referred to collectively as ladies, citing that the reason for her shock is because she has a beard. As is tradition, I love to dig through post histories to see what these alleged passing trans men look like, so why don't we take a look and see if we can get to the bottom of this mystery?
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"Those two ladies" - Excuse me... I have a whole ass beard?​

You ever get misgendered when you obviously pass?
I recently started a new job and today I had an appointment with one of my (female) colleagues at a different office that belongs to the company I work at.
There was some confusion because the woman we had the appointment with wasn't in her office, and I overheard the lady at reception say "Those two ladies have an appointment with Mrs. [...]"
And I just... hwat. Girl, are you blind? I'm 2 1/2 years on t and had top surgery, I've consistently passed for a year now. The only time I occasionally get misgendered nowadays is over the phone because my voice isn't as deep as it could be, but I didn't even say anything. I HAVE A BEARD??
I'm not even hurt or anything, I'm moreso... confused? It was honestly kinda funny. When my coworker and I left the building, I asked her "Did I mishear that or did the receptionist refer to us as "those two ladies"?" and then we both laughed lmao
Has something like this happened to you? Were you able to laugh about it?
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A 19-year-old sex-repulsed asexual - i.e., either someone with a shitload of trauma, a hormonal imbalance or end-stage autism - is baffled when she can't find herself a lover so that they can... hug each other? Alas, despite such tender desires, she's had enough princes turn out to be toads that she now keeps a formidable moat around the castle of her heart, yet still wishes for that fairytale ending one day.
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Giving Up On Dating At The Ripe Old Age Of 19.​

People can say I’m being overdramatic, attention seeking, whatever, I don’t care at this point. Because none of them understand what position I am in.
All of my past relationships were shit, cis and trans partners treated me like a trans man instead of a man and made it obvious they saw me as a woman. I tell everyone my boundaries before we date “I’m asexual sex repulsed, don’t ask me for it ever. If you need sex you need to date someone else” and they say “okay!” And then ask me for it.
I’ve never met another asexual person so for everyone who tells me “just date an ace person.” First relationship went to shit bc I didn’t know the person long enough, so for my last relationship I got to know the person for a YEAR before getting together and everything was fine and he still broke my trust. How do you expect me to trust anybody after that??
I crave affection, I want to hug someone and be hugged - but I refuse to let people touch me now because people have only touched me in the past because they know I’m a fucking people pleasing pussy who’s too much of a doormat to stand up for himself until it’s too late and they take advantage of that and give me affection just so they can touch my body. Even if someone had good intentions, in the back of my mind I’m thinking “this person will feel my boobs and will no longer see me as a man.”
I doubt anyone is looking for a short, awkward, sex repulsed, insecure, overly emotional, non assertive, anxious, pre everything trans man with below average looks.
And again, even if somebody did have the purest of intentions, I would never be able to believe that they genuinely loved me because of the bullshit I endured in the past. I can’t imagine anyone would like someone like me. I don’t blame them for not liking me but it still hurts. I wish I wasn’t trans or ace I wish I was just a cis guy who had the looks and the confidence.
I know if I never accept anybody’s confessions of love then I will actually die alone but it’s just so fucking hard. I’m not ashamed to say it. I don’t do well on my own and having a partner sounds great right now but I can’t trust anyone, I don’t think I deserve a partner and I also don’t want to push my problems onto them. It’s so frustrating.
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goat sneed said:
Apparently, the pooner lawyer was playing 9d chess all along.
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@Paper Machete It's the opposite. She's saying she pretended to detrans so she could gather intel (?) on TERFs. Apparently she still sees herself as a man.

Very normal person, obviously.
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More like the pooners dogpiled her and she threw a tantrum, then realised that no one gave a shit because she’s just some mental woman on social media.

I particularly like the way she’s all, “Ha ha, I was pretending in order to gather information! I won’t be sharing that information, but it was definitely really useful and totally worth this subterfuge!” This would be pathetic coming from a teenage boy, let alone a middle-aged woman.

Like the TERFs are some secret society with their hidden volcano base in Edinburgh and not just a bunch of retirement-age British women laughing at troons.
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
there's a reason terfs got their own thread here and it's not because they're all on the level
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terfs are still radfems, so they are still leftists who buy into neo-marxism and into intersectionality, they agree with trannies on 99% of the issues except that one thing. Although Terf is now being used to refer to any woman that doesn't like trannies regardless if they are radfems or not, kinda like incel is any man who questions modern feminism.
 
You ever get misgendered when you obviously pass?
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No, I don't. Honey, I'ma be real here. If you obviously pass, how has anyone misgendered you?

Now I not only believe pooners have a warped, nonsensical definition of 'stealth' (meaning 'I didn't tell anybody' instead of 'nobody knows'), it has occurred to me this must have been concomitant with their understanding of 'pass', which means 'nobody openly calls me out' instead of 'nobody ever thinks I'm my actual sex'.

There was some confusion because the woman we had the appointment with wasn't in her office, and I overheard the lady at reception say "Those two ladies have an appointment with Mrs. [...]"
And I just... hwat. Girl, are you blind? I'm 2 1/2 years on t and had top surgery, I've consistently passed for a year now. The only time I occasionally get misgendered nowadays is over the phone because my voice isn't as deep as it could be, but I didn't even say anything. I HAVE A BEARD??
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"The woman"
"The lady"
"Girl"

Bitch, did you just assume the gender of the obviously sighted woman who took one look at you and knew you were female?

Do trans men owe the outward presentation of masculinity, you fucking transphobe?

I'm glad you laughed about it with your fellow female and didn't run to reddit to get immediate reassurance and affirmation and asspats, you sad twat.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Now I not only believe pooners have a warped, nonsensical definition of 'stealth' (meaning 'I didn't tell anybody' instead of 'nobody knows'), it has occurred to me this must have been concomitant with their understanding of 'pass', which means 'nobody openly calls me out' instead of 'nobody ever thinks I'm my actual sex'.
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I think it’s the online bubble, same as troons. They desperately want to pass as the opposite sex, so they convince themselves that they pass better than they do. Probably with all sorts of cope like, “Men can have wide hips! Men can have weirdly high voices!” And they are surrounded by other pooners who are convinced that they could totally pass. So their idea of “passing” is a delusion backed up by other delusions.
 
Ed Special said:
Plenty of tall guys want to stick their pork swords in short chicks. Not anywhere near as many want to take them seriously in the workplace.
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If short girls are as lazy as the lazy-ass short pooners in this thread that's why they are not taken seriously in the workplace.
 
cybertoaster said:
If short girls are as lazy as the lazy-ass short pooners in this thread that's why they are not taken seriously in the workplace.
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Also in the dating sphere. “Yeah baby, you’ve totally made me realise I was gay. Chubby short dudes who look exactly like fat women are so hot in a male way.”
 
Izdaja Slika said:
Now I not only believe pooners have a warped, nonsensical definition of 'stealth' (meaning 'I didn't tell anybody' instead of 'nobody knows'), it has occurred to me this must have been concomitant with their understanding of 'pass', which means 'nobody openly calls me out' instead of 'nobody ever thinks I'm my actual sex'.
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Gendies like to talk about the Toupée Paradox: you don't notice all the hundreds of completely passing troons you're surrounded by day to day, only the bad ones, so you think troons are all badly passing.

I think it's a different Toupée Paradox: someone wears a unconvincing toupée all day and nobody's a dick about it to their face, so they go home and post smugly on Reddit that nobody could tell.
 
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