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Apustajan apustaja said:
Yeah off the rack suits might be a bad fit, but most guys get their suits fitted, even at cheap places they will do adjustments for free or a nominal fee, even my cheap suits have the waist made narrower and the legs shortened to fit me, because I have short legs and wide shoulders.
Of course pooners are more extra special, but anything over 200€$£ will have these services included uppon purchase.
I have american brand shirts that are size M, but other more "mod" shirts that are size XXL.
They are unironically supposed to go " suits you, Sir, getting randy with the ladies, are we?" The whole process is very gender affirming even for the fattest and ugliest of men.
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For anyone's info, if you want clothing adjusted, the best budget option, rather than a proper tailors, is the dry cleaners. They will do your shit.
Sometimes tailors will even put the pins in for you and send you along to the dry cleaners for the actual stitching, if you're nice to em.

Another tip while we're in this (literal) neighbourhood - if you go into cigar shops, they have tons of spare, decorative, cigar boxes from the stock they sell individually. If you finesse em or, just give them a quid to put in the chairty box, they'll give you box or two. These boxes are really nice, if you happen to buy a loose gift, like a tie or whatever, for someone and want a nice box to put it in, keep your drug paraphernalia in etc
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DeeNaMeeTay said:
Why are 99% of poons short? Like 4’10-5’3? How?
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Womanlets struggle with self-image and being taken seriously as bad as manlets, and Feminism, going back to First-Wave, has always taught that men are taken seriously, period, while women are universally dismissed, so womanlets disproportionately believe roids and self-mutilation are their path towards fixing those problems.
 
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Most haute couture type establishments cater to cross-dressers and will gladly modify clothing to help people like this. There really isn't any excuse for troons including pooners to look so ghastly. Drag queens and plain old transvestites did better for decades just for fun, without even claiming they'd have to kill themselves if they couldn't pretend to be the opposite sex.
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Even normal tailor shops will alter things for you, or you can learn to sew and adjust your own clothes.
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Is that an actual named knot? At least she has paid some attention and put some effort in, but I have no clue what that knot is.
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My first thought was werewolf dog penis knot. Pooners are fucking gross, and now so am I for knowing about the sort of erotica they read.
 
Safir said:
You'd be surprised but lesbians are not very picky about appearances
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Because most lesbians aren't in a relationship but in a living arrangement.
Safir said:
The really off-putting aspect is the pooner personality, pooners can't resist mansplaining and belittling the other woman.
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They are the kind of women who fell for the patriarchy conspiracy theory hook, line and sinker. They think being a man means mistreating women and grilling with the boys.
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Womanlets struggle with self-image and being taken seriously as bad as manlets
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Hardly, plenty of tall guys into short chicks, not the other way around.
 
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Don't click through to this article if you're eating.

NBC News: These trans wrestlers put their own spin on masculinity (archive.ph)

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Classic American wrestling, staged psychodramas, drag performances, dude-bro personas and picnic baskets were all part of L.A.’s second annual T Boy Wrestling competition.

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Marco Miller and August Shapiro prepared and injected "T" (testosterone) onstage to the roar of a crowd gone wild with appreciation for this kind of representation. Glenna Gordon for NBC News
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Good news farmers… t-boy wrestling is BACK, and this time, trannies are going to be wrestling too!

 
cybertoaster said:
Because most lesbians aren't in a relationship but in a living arrangement.

They are the kind of women who fell for the patriarchy conspiracy theory hook, line and sinker. They think being a man means mistreating women and grilling with the boys.

Hardly, plenty of tall guys into short chicks, not the other way around.
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Plenty of tall guys want to stick their pork swords in short chicks. Not anywhere near as many want to take them seriously in the workplace.
 
Put on a happy face: a li'l dood has concerns that expressing joy and exuberance is something feminine or gay, which is one of the most blatantly stupid and homophobic things I've heard in a minute. Any male Kiwis who read this post and have a chuckle should please expect the immediate arrival of the Gender Enforcing Bodysnatchers to have neovaginas installed - with no anesthetic, so that way there isn't any possible way you could even crack a smirk.
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Fellas, is smiling gay?​

I have major interelized homophobia, and im a pretty smiley and giggly guy. Im a wannabe macho guy who just is pretty masculine by personality, and i do happen to be gay. Idc about that, i just dont wanna be seen as gay, feminine or flamboyant. So this is a ridiculous thought of mine.
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A TiF rants about the injustice of medical professionals taking women with high blood pressure seriously enough to take them off their cosmetic steroid regimen, citing furiously that doctors are more willing to keep patients on ADHD medications than FTMs on T. This is a remarkable show of ignorance from OP because 1) ADHD is a vastly more serious condition than being a troon or poon and 2) doctors routinely take patients off of ADHD medications due to blood pressure concerns, because doctors take blood pressure very seriously these days. But yeah, sure, it's super macho to have your heart fucking explode.
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It pisses me off so much to see trans men taken off of T for things like high blood pressure​

No doctor would ever put a cis man on E for high blood pressure, and it shouldn’t be done to trans men either
Testosterone does increase blood pressure. But the difference is relatively small compared to things like caffeine intake, and the harm of being forced onto the wrong hormone is huge. It’s simply not an effective “treatment”
The thing is many doctors are transphobic, and see trans hrt as essentially cosmetic, so it makes sense to stop it at the first sight of any health issues. Hell, I’ve seen doctors be more eager to forcibly detransition trans men for high blood pressure than to switch ADHD patients to non-stimulants, which is absolutely insane
I hate the narrative that doctors are always right and you should follow their advice no matter what. Sometimes they’re just stupid, or transphobic
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A FTM kicked out of her church for being a transgender aberration is now concoting a scheme to slither back in under false pretenses, turning to Reddit to gauge how realistic such a structured plan of deception is to carry out. In the comments, she reveals that the senior pastor turned her out and said she could only return as a full-on woman, so I can only imagine the shitshow that would take place if she tried such an obvious ploy. I hope she goes through with it!
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Becoming Unrecognizable/Disguising?​

Hi guys I was kicked out of my church community of 6+ years when the senior pastor found out about my gender dysphoria and I refused to detransition. I miss them so much. They were as close as family. I found another church but it just isn't the same. But I just got on T after being kicked out and I wonder if you guys think I'll probably have a good chance at becoming unrecognizable. I want to go there in disguise. LOL. I do it in games when I get banned (just make a new account) so why not in real life??
Thinking of maybe buying some fake glasses? Maybe wear a beanie or change my hairstyle? Maybe some height increasing shoes, idk. Work out and gain some muscle? More mature clothing? Grow a beard? Obviously I would have to wait at least a year for T to do it's thing. Any ideas?
Do you think there is hope for me? Have any of you guys became completely unrecognizable from T to people that knew you or tried any kind of disguising like this? If so, I wanna hear your stories lol.
Also my mom suggested I disguise as some girl. I think that would be hilarious since they kicked me out for refusing to be one. "WHADYA GONNA SAY NOW GUYS??!?!" LOL. But I couldn't do that by myself I'd be too dysphoric about it unless it was me and someone else both doing it like a joke. (Right now I look like a 15yo boy)
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I'm always greatly amused when pooners manage to pass exclusively as the most limp-wristed stereotypes of gay men to ever exist, because it pisses a great deal of them off (very often ones who used to be butch lesbians and then transition in an attempt to be "normal men.") It definitely says a lot about how we register vocal intonations, speech patterns and head/chest voice - where's a Kiwi who works in speech pathology or singing classes when you need to read a good sperg?
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trying to get rid of "gay voice"​

genuinely how do i get rid of it? my voice is the only clockable thing about me. i've been on t for over a year, and i feel like it's done nothing to my voice. maybe the smallest shift, but i still sound super feminine. vocal exercises have done nothing for me so far.
i just wanna sound like a dude. not a trans dude, not a gay dude, not a fem dude, just a regular guy voice. i hate the idea that people assume things about me the second they hear it. and maybe its internalized homophobia but i absolutely hate being clocked as queer by straight people.
i am not out about my personal life, and being told i sound gay or trans all the time is starting to really get to me.
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A shady little shithead wants to figure out ways to get laid without having to reveal the reality of her biological makeup, so naturally, who better to consult than her fellow Deceptipoons? The comments made me laugh, though, because even these chicks who want to trick and assault girls are still being girlier about their proclivities than men with similar intentions. That female socialization don't quit, huh?
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How do you have hookups without bottom surgery​

Hey,
It can be assumed a weird question or like a “duh” type of thing, but unfortunately I’ve been feeling a certain way shall we say and I’m into women. Obviously most women would be into a cis penis or something to that sort. Shall I say that I don’t possess that yet.
I am stealth so I don’t want to like out myself just in case but like, how do you even have hookups pre surgery (not hrt tho!) if you get what I mean..
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[–] SegTN2713
I was planning on using packers for hookups before I got in a relationship and never showing my genitals or taking off my binder.

[–] valkeryl
Prosthetics, or focusing on her.
Kiss her, touch her, use your mouth, make her feel good without using your dick. Women love it since the clit is so sensitive.

[–]SectorNo9652
I’m straight stealth n I would hook up n date while pre-op bc I love fucking women n I love getting my dick sucked. Making them squirt is my goal.
I am great at using my prosthetic n my techniques that I’ve developed, experimented what works, if it’s weird n awkward then I find other ways. I’ve had no complaints and very many praises.
I’ve had 3sums too w my cis male best friend of 16 yrs but it was more like we fucked the same woman at the same time n not like we fucked each other. That was awesome too bc I used my prosthetic, made her squirt n then she sucked my natal dick multiple times.
My boy high fives me bc he didn’t make her squirt. He’s 6’4, I’m 5’7.
Anyway tbh, I was able to do it bc I never learned to hate myself, just learned to work with what I had until I could get where I wanted. I didn’t want to be miserable for years until then, so I started in high school n I’ve had very normal male experiences growing up.
The only chances you lose are the ones you don’t take.
Like I said, I forced myself to get good at fucking. You don’t need a cis penis to pleasure a woman??? I can literally make them cum w my mouth, hands, toys, via dry humping, PIV w prosthetic, etc. it’s amazing.
I am post-op meta now n i still have multiple fwb who love to keep coming back since pre-op and even new ones now post-op.
If you have specific questions lmk but thats the gist of it. Get good at fucking n no woman will care how big your dick is.
Local woman who denies being a woman is furious when women's health uses language directed at women instead of women who deny being women. Whew, that made me dizzy!
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I hate how everytime endometriosis or pcos (or similar uterus/gynecological conditions) it's always put as "women's health"​

Don't get me wrong, these health conditions absolutely need more awareness and sharing info about them but as a trans guy I really hate how it's always said as a "women's issue" or "women's health". And yh sure the majority of people who have these conditions are women - but not all!! It's just anyone who has a uterus, or a female body, or menstruates. Intersex people can have those health problems (and in fact, PCOS is an intersex condition in itself) and trans men can absolutely have them too. Idk if it's just the dysphoria talking but it just makes me so annoyed and dysphoric.
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Apparently, the pooner lawyer was playing 9d chess all along.
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@Paper Machete It's the opposite. She's saying she pretended to detrans so she could gather intel (?) on TERFs. Apparently she still sees herself as a man.

Very normal person, obviously.
 
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goat sneed said:
Apparently, the pooner lawyer was playing 9d chess all along.
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"I was only pretending to be retarded."

Girl, you don't need to "infiltrate" troons. They're not a secret society and the average tranny will just straight up start a novel length screed in painful detail of every sick thing they're into and weird queer conspiracy theory they believe in if you just ask them. You don't even need to ask nicely either. They're desperate to sperg about their various neurosis at any given moment.
 
I know that back when Isaac Uncooked was still somewhat lucid he said that it took him 7 attempts to detransition. Which is insane to me (I mean, he is an insane person so...) but apparently this sort of thing does happen. This could have been some sort of 9D chess plan to discredit detrans people on Hendrick's part, but I think she missed the victimhood of it all. And when she saw Trump propose common sense tranny control after that school got shot up she got jealous and needed to jump back on the victimhood bandwagon.
 
goat sneed said:
Apparently, the pooner lawyer was playing 9d chess all along.
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@Paper Machete It's the opposite. She's saying she pretended to detrans so she could gather intel (?) on TERFs. Apparently she still sees herself as a man.

Very normal person, obviously.
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WTF? So that was some ploy? To own the TERFs? Really? We’re supposed to buy that?

I never thought twice about her sincerity. She even looked less psycho in the pics she posted. But unless she was DMing the shocked and indignant trannies she got into it on Xitter saying “only kidding!” she may have burned both ends of the bridge with that fun project. She was pretty nasty to them.

A shame. But whatever. It just reinforces what we already know: trannies lie, and are not to be trusted because it’s always about them.
 
TruffleSpark said:
I know that back when Isaac Uncooked was still somewhat lucid he said that it took him 7 attempts to detransition. Which is insane to me (I mean, he is an insane person so...) but apparently this sort of thing does happen. This could have been some sort of 9D chess plan to discredit detrans people on Hendrick's part, but I think she missed the victimhood of it all. And when she saw Trump propose common sense tranny control after that school got shot up she got jealous and needed to jump back on the victimhood bandwagon.
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It could be a Jamie Shupe kind of situation, in other words that guy who had a bizarre revolving door-type relationship with being trans and ended up committing suicide. That seems so much worse on a person mentally speaking than merely detransing and going forward with the consequences of that.
 
goat sneed said:
Apparently, the pooner lawyer was playing 9d chess all along.
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@Paper Machete It's the opposite. She's saying she pretended to detrans so she could gather intel (?) on TERFs. Apparently she still sees herself as a man.

Very normal person, obviously.
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I think I might have predicted this outcome as a possibility. After all, it's the same arc the "It's Ma'am!" Guy went through. Thinking they would get more attention by switching sides in the " Gender Wars", they soon discovered that after the initial rush and novelty, their inherent need to stand out didn't work out the way they wanted, and so they switched back.

However, we can see that the It's Ma'am guy wasn't welcomed back into the fold and now is persona non grata in the online troon community on Blue sky and on X as well as among terfs, GCs and is farmers. The pooner lawyer is marginally smarter than that guy, but I expect that things will end up the same for her, so she'll probably be switching back and forth a few more times to get into any sort of online community again, though all she will encounter will be barred doors.
 
Kerry Benton said:
Good news farmers… t-boy wrestling is BACK, and this time, trannies are going to be wrestling too!

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Saw a poon troon begging poster irl this evening.
The shame of it? Put 2 together and it elevates even from gofundme level fundraisers up to an actual, publicly billed, printed poster level event.
Normal cunts just save up for things.

THE ENTITLEMENT kek
 
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AfghanBlue said:
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The shame of it? Our 2 together and it becomes in their minds, an actual, gig poster level event
Normal cunts just save up for things.
THE ENTITLEMENT kek
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They don’t have jobs or families to hit up, and e-begging probably isn’t yielding much anymore. There’s too much competition and dwindling bleeding heart ally interest with all the bad tranny PR lately.

Shameless is right. Thoughtless too. They’re really mocking the hard won institution of gay marriage there. And how gay is it if that’s a pooner under the clown make up? Aren’t they being T4T straights?
 
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