💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Woggie's child bride]

Jack: Family owned, microwave slop, $10-$15 per plate, food that needs to be rotated == 5/5 Stars
Also Jack: Chain Service, fresh food, $20+ per plate, fresh ingredients == 0/5 Stars

I'm starting to think it's more of an Opossum spirit rather than a Wendigo spirit that's possessed Jack. No spirit that I know of consumes straight trash like Jack does.

To be fair Jack does have a point to make about price value if we're speaking on a strictly commodity price to consumer price ratio. I can't imagine these overpriced chains you're referencing operating at a lower profit margin despite the higher prices, If there's one thing jack knows about food it's if he's getting a decent weight for the price as a restaurant.

That's also the reason so many of the places he has reviewed positively in the past are no longer around, the service industry and affordably prices really just don't mix. it's a luxury industry for the wealthy.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This nigga is so tone deaf

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Where is the emergency F As In Frank? We need Jack to explain how Charlie Kirk's murder is Zohran Mamdani's fault.

 

[Pig Cups]

It's the autocorrected typos and capslock that annoy me most of all, It's the quintessential boomerpost.

STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT’S TANTAMOUNT TO SHOUTING AND MAKES YOU LOOK UNHINGED.

See? Such a huge pet peeve of mine, and so many boomers and older people just can’t resist doing it.

You should use a white sauce for seafood pizza, and actually, you just shouldn't make seafood pizza at all.

I can see a seafood pizza possibly being doable at a nice seafood restaurant in a coastal area with a strong local fishing industry. I envision it served more so in flatbread form as an appetizer (tougher to see it as an entrée). Red sauce would be a strict no-go, but I don’t even think that a white sauce would work either. No sauce, in favor of a drizzle of olive oil, fresh garlic, herbs, pepper flake, and cheese would probably be the best. The seafood itself would need to be seasoned to carry just enough flavor to bring it all together.

I have never had a "seafood pizza" that tasted good. Some were decent but none of them were remarkable.

Frank Pepe’s white clam pie is fucking unreal, and I don’t even like clams (raw, fried, etc.) or shellfish. It’s got no sauce on it, and the clams provide this delightfully briny flavor. I agree though- seafood pizza is a tough one and a major acquired taste to most.

I think @rubytintedchix still lurks but doesn't say much these days. There is only so much Jack one can take I suppose. Jack kept trying to strike their channel too to the point that they had to delist the episodes or had a hidden playlist or something along those lines and I'm sure at some point it just wasn't worth the effort.

I’m amazed that @rubytintedchix even had the fortitude to do as much as they did. Cobbling together the content that they put out takes time and energy, and when you have a life/kids/career/etc., it probably gets old real fast. Especially when you consider how exhausting Jack is, his tiresome efforts against the PCTLM channel, and the size of the audience.

I’m glad to see that they’re still somewhat at it, though (last upload was a month ago). They will always hold a special place in the lore for me.

 

[p1138]

I’m amazed that @rubytintedchix even had the fortitude to do as much as they did. Cobbling together the content that they put out takes time and energy, and when you have a life/kids/career/etc., it probably gets old real fast. Especially when you consider how exhausting Jack is, his tiresome efforts against the PCTLM channel, and the size of the audience.

I’m glad to see that they’re still somewhat at it, though (last upload was a month ago). They will always hold a special place in the lore for me.

Their last stream was 10 days ago, and they streamed a week before that. They still do their livestreams.

 

[Purple_Urkel]

I hope he dedicates a pot of slop to charlie, maybe he can incorporate some turkey neck.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This nigga is so tone deaf

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To be fair, if god is real Charlie is burning in hell just like Reagan, and Jack will be

 

[DeadwastePrime]

This nigga is so tone deaf

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this implies theyre both in hell

 

[Pig Cups]

I find that grinding them into the sauce as a paste is actually one of the better ways to use them, because it doesn't really add a fishiness, it covers the salt you would use in said sauce, and it adds a bit more of a savory aspect to it.

YES. Anchovy paste is GOAT’d. You get all the taste without the texture of whole anchovies. The proprietor of my local middle eastern market spreads a very thin layer on toast like butter.

I use it mainly to make Caesar salad dressing, but I also use it to create this incredible umami bomb for pastas, fish, topping hummus, etc.

Spoiler: Recipe

Simply chop up some capers, fresh garlic cloves, and lemon flesh together with some anchovy paste. Ingredient proportions are to taste. Warm it up in a skillet with some olive oil. It has so many uses.

It's generally hard to make me feel "sick" at the thought of eating anything. I like a good food adventure. But Jack's seafood chili, no joke, is the only thing that's literally made me gag to think about eating. I'm not exaggerating, and I mean it with reference to all the other things he's made that were hideous too: That seafood chili is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

Even on those shock value Travel Channel shows where some bald asshole ventures off to a distant land so he can eat, like, caterpillar garum or something, there is still a history and a purpose to what's going on. The Local Weird Thing™ is still prepared with thought and care, relatively speaking.

You’re thinking of Andrew Zimmern.


I used to think that he’d be the only person curious or insane enough to try Jack’s cuisine, but thanks to @Marc’s throwback to the seafood chili video that I’d all but forgotten about, I’m not so sure.

Maybe that guy from Ripley's Believe It or Not! with a passion for eating bats and roadkill would be more willing.

 

[a terminal posture]

He uploaded this out of order. He makes references to a restaurant 'Campions(?)' he ate at between this week's Staley's and last week's 312 Pizza. Food looked vile at this one, rated 'B'.

Also, it appears he's not actually going to Chicago, but just eating at local Chicago themed places. Makes sense, downtown Chicago is not a place for a lardass in a scooter.

 

[Laura Pallmall]

this implies theyre both in hell

yeah why is he bringing up Reagan? he survived his assassination lol

 

[Modelo Chelada Especial]

Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing Jack in Chiraq.

 

[Tiresome]

yeah why is he bringing up Reagan? he survived his assassination lol

It's ironic because even 1991 Reagan with his Alzheimer's-riddled brain was more lucid and logical than Jack is now.

 

[Shartavius]

*than Jack at any point in his selfish, uncompromising, willfully ignorant life. Jack always eschewed the qualities of conscientiousness, impulse control, and social skills a normal person can be observed losing to vascular dementia. Drive-by shitposters will occasionally visit the thread to absolve someone as physically fucked as Jack of actions and attitudes which have always been there; and will eventually be all that remains. Jack has never done right by anyone, except on accident - And his poor life decisions have poetically resulted in his (presumed) capacity to do right by others withering and ending up flushed down a toilet full of cancerous stools which resemble a Long John Silver's platter. To any outside observer, the fat, evil fuck's demonstrated capacity for social engagement, motivation, planning ability, and mood regulation are about the same as they ever were.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KxJ7VHArxUc
He uploaded this out of order. He makes references to a restaurant 'Campions(?)' he ate at between this week's Staley's and last week's 312 Pizza. Food looked vile at this one, rated 'B'.

Also, it appears he's not actually going to Chicago, but just eating at local Chicago themed places. Makes sense, downtown Chicago is not a place for a lardass in a scooter.

that stupid animated slop at the beginning of the video makes me irrationally angry

 

[p1138]

Also, it appears he's not actually going to Chicago, but just eating at local Chicago themed places. Makes sense, downtown Chicago is not a place for a lardass in a scooter.

Wait a minute. He said they were driving to chicago. I know he's a mushbrain but
"It's gonna take place in chicago, so we're drivin to chicago. the tour means we're going to drive around in a bunch of different spots"

Did Tammy trick him into thinking they were driving to Chicago? Because 312 pizza was south in Nashville, then Staley's is south of that so they aren't even headed toward Chicago and there's no route to Chicago that involved driving half an hour south to Nashville first.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This nigga is so tone deaf

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man, hell keeps getting more crowded. speaking of hell, I've been away for a bit, did jack finally get another stroke? if it's the "big one", i'm sure he can talk to charlie and reagan soon enough.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Wait a minute. He said they were driving to chicago. I know he's a mushbrain but
"It's gonna take place in chicago, so we're drivin to chicago. the tour means we're going to drive around in a bunch of different spots"

Did Tammy trick him into thinking they were driving to Chicago? Because 312 pizza was south in Nashville, then Staley's is south of that so they aren't even headed toward Chicago and there's no route to Chicago that involved driving half an hour south to Nashville first.

While they were driving TamHam probably pointed out the window and went 'there's one of those people', and that was enough to convince Jack.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack wants women to be drafted. He half-snarls something about them putting "their butts on the line" -- I presume the implied rest of the thought is "if some of them are going to keep voting in ways I don't like." Point me to one Scalfani male who has ever served our country in wartime, and I will personally report to my first ICE patrol.

Charles -- who spends his free time bitching into the void with his disabled brother on a dead channel -- calls other men "effeminate beta males" if they don't vote how he wants them to.

Exceptionally good exposè on Charles' rampant misogyny. I have thought for some time now that Charles is a more distasteful human being than even Jagoff. His views are extreme for even your modern day misogynist. Who the hell complains about women having the right to vote anymore in this country ? I cringed so hard when he started talking about women who opposed suffrage as if he was making some big brain argument. Yeah there were plenty of slaves that didn't want to be freed either. Charles masquerades as some type of intellectual on this topic and pretty much just uses the same arguments those manosphere clowns half his age use. His daughter is a software engineer and he wishes she would stay at home. Charles should book his ticket and fuck off to Somalia or Afghanistan asap.

Also let's just take a moment to appreciate that the guy below likes to refer to other men as "effeminate, beta males"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack should be careful before he suffers another stroke....I mean he should really change his eating habits for real.