🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Butt_Pouncer]

How are you that fat but none of it goes to your arms? Like he has a full gunt but little stick arms.

Men hold fat in their midsection/gut mostly while women accumulate fat on their limbs

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

this fat sack of shit makes melonie mac look sympathetic. what in the world

 

[Seafarer]

One of Jeremy’s absolute lowest points was backing out of a debate with Xanderhal of all fucking people (back when he still did debates). I think J came up with some insanely retarded excuse as to why he had to cancel, too. If I can find the clip of Xan telling the story I’ll post it ITT, it’s actually pretty entertaining.

Holy shit that’s fucking sad. Thing is I could understand if Jeremy just didn’t do debates period since debates don’t change people’s minds, prove a worldview correct nor that someone is a good person or anything. I mean Destiny destroyed Hambly and he’s a way bigger piece of shit than Quartering ever was. Thing is Hambly is like a bipolar retard where he just bumbles into things on a whim then backs out when he sobers up. Wonder how many important decisions he makes while absolutely shitfaced.

Well he bought the plane but unfortunately it had a weight limit and Jeremy being the size of 4 people and the amount of beer he wanted to bring on a short hour flight made his purchase completely useless and now he’s out the price of the plane money. But please like and subscribe, buy some coffee. Anything you can do to push back against the woke media trying to shut him down.

Jeremy may be unable to fly the plane but luckily the 4 person limit is plenty for his wife, his black pilot, and the pilot’s friends to have plenty of private excursions behind his back.

 

[volatile puar]

Quartering at this point though was so greedy he loses his fucking mind on the one guy saying he isn't paying up for the content.

He literally called his fan a loser because he didn't want to buy the coffee. WHOOOOAAA BUUUUDDDYYY!!!

 

[squirrely dan]

This is the face of a man who has seen horrors beyond mankind’s comprehension. He’s been on the Event Horizon and seen the nightmare beyond Hambly’s duodenum.

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Everyone on that panel looks like they have just witnessed an ISIS beheading video.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Dankula and his then-wife met The Colostomying, and they hung out in some arcade for an evening. I can’t actually recall whose channel it was uploaded to (tempted to say one of Dankula’s), but I was struck with just how socially awkward and inept Jeremy was. It was so difficult to watch him try to keep up with Dank, and it was the first time I truly observed someone perennially on the internet trying to ‘be normal’ out in the wild.

I’n ashamed to say that in the moment, I actually felt pity for The Chymening, as towards the end, he was just sitting on his own almost exhausted of any further effort to communicate. You could virtually see him getting withdrawals from not slop-posting and grifting for a few hours.

Even online he's awkward. Look at the old Adam Warski video where Jim is having great banter with the topic and even Rags gets a few good moments while Hambly can only jump in and go "Yea, that's what happened!" over and over.

How about this Jeremy $50, superchat goal for you to stand up and just give us a full profile side view of your body. I'm actually curious.

Is he wearing a hoodie and short shorts?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Has Jeremy ever actually won any confrontations with other grifters/creators?

He’s been bodied by everyone I can think of; even Ethan Klein and of course KC.

Has he ever emerged victorious in any beef?

He usually just deletes his tweets and pretend nothing happened after sobering up. So no. He runs from every fight like Brave Sir Robin.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

If you saw this face, what would you think the channel was about and what energy level would it have?
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QuarterDumper: A man on a mission to review every fast food restroom in the USA, making sure to test maximum waste capacity.

 

[ATPH]

How are you that fat but none of it goes to your arms? Like he has a full gunt but little stick arms.

Usually alcohol abuse. Consistent heavy drinking in your diet is going to give you a beer gut with twig arms. You see it a lot in construction and on factory floors.

 

[Godmode]

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PPP calling other cows fat will never not be funny.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Usually alcohol abuse. Consistent heavy drinking in your diet is going to give you a beer gut with twig arms. You see it a lot in construction and on factory floors.

For real.

Plus, isn’t Wisconsin officially home to the most alcoholics/heaviest drinkers in the US?

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

Now he's resorted to force "The Quartering" into his main channel video titles too because the Casino is spelling it in their titles. He's just trying to bury them in the search to hide these videos because they are fucking wrecking him so hard. This is so desperate. He is completely spiraling.
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Do I do a joke with every one of my dumb joke or observation posts with my name in it now? Dude, he's at CWC panicking about yt trolls circa 2008 behavior now.
t. Wraithdolf the White, 4th, ESQ. LLC, PPC, SRM, LRM, MGammo

If you saw this face, what would you think the channel was about and what energy level would it have?
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Wil Wheaton lgbt star trek fan stories, written by wil wheaton, sponsored by soylent.

How about this Jeremy $50, superchat goal for you to stand up and just give us a full profile side view of your body. I'm actually curious.
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Holy crap that man is twice my weight and I exercise and lift. Two two aren't disgusted. They're frightened.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Usually alcohol abuse. Consistent heavy drinking in your diet is going to give you a beer gut with twig arms. You see it a lot in construction and on factory floors.

I'm surprised that the only people that have actively called out his drinking are his alogs. When the guy is sitting there and his cohost or whoever sends him a text that says, "stop drinking." out of nowhere and he's drinking at that very moment than maybe it's time to fucking stop. It's well past the point where he needs to get pulled aside by someone he knows with one of those serious talks. Guy looks like he's rotting.

That leads me to believe that they're afraid he'll stop paying them if he gets told a hard truth, so the only alternative is to hear it from two screaming Canadians and alogs in his chat.

 

[Doug Stamper 2.0]

After every renaissance fair and bowling night.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Jeremy at Qdoba

 

[deerbeer]

Has Jeremy ever actually won any confrontations with other grifters/creators?

He’s been bodied by everyone I can think of; even Ethan Klein and of course KC.

Has he ever emerged victorious in any beef?

The only one I can think of is Review Tech USA challenged Hambly to a boxing match and then immediately backed out of the fight when he found out that Jeremy was taking his training seriously and even hired Sam Hyde as his trainer.

RTU is probably the biggest loser in the lolcow sphere so it's really not hard to score a W against him, though.

 

[volatile puar]

The only one I can think of is Review Tech USA challenged Hambly to a boxing match and then immediately backed out of the fight when he found out that Jeremy was taking his training seriously and even hired Sam Hyde as his trainer.

RTU is probably the biggest loser in the lolcow sphere so it's really not hard to score a W against him, though.

It would have been so funny if RTU had called his bluff and then won by default because Jeremy forgot to pregame Imodium.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

I'm surprised that the only people that have actively called out his drinking are his alogs. When the guy is sitting there and his cohost or whoever sends him a text that says, "stop drinking." out of nowhere and he's drinking at that very moment than maybe it's time to fucking stop. It's well past the point where he needs to get pulled aside by someone he knows with one of those serious talks. Guy looks like he's rotting.

There was a period where Sydney Watson told him he wasn't allowed to drunk stream so he'd cry "Stupid Sydney Watson told me I can't drink on stream" and tell everyone he was drinking Gatorade and then he'd be so shitfaced he was having trouble putting together sentences and arguing with chat he wasn't drunk. It was pretty great.

The only one I can think of is Review Tech USA challenged Hambly to a boxing match and then immediately backed out of the fight when he found out that Jeremy was taking his training seriously and even hired Sam Hyde as his trainer.

RTU is probably the biggest loser in the lolcow sphere so it's really not hard to score a W against him, though.

He also won his beef with Jack Murphy that he started to simp on Sydney Watson. Turns out when the internet dumps 100 videos of the alpha male influencer you are beefing with forcing dildos up his ass and cucking himself it's kind of hard to lose.

Until that happened he had a very impressive losing streak going.

 

[sherwoods110]

Here's a classic Quartering L's for the hater Youtube channels to show that Quartering has always been a fucking piece of shit. That time Quartering defended literal child grooming and statutory rape, a 40 year old fucking a 17 year old she had been grooming since age 14. Note this is illegal in California where age of consent is 18.
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I know that most, if not all of you, are well aware of this, but since nobody pointed it out: he is very intoxicated in this clip. When are these morons going to learn that you don't stream drunk? This is not a Wisconsin dive bar at 1 AM, where the other person you are talking to is also hammered, this is a livestream. As long as at least one person recorded it, it's on the internet forever. How can one person be this stupid? Oh yeah, alcoholism.

For real.

Plus, isn’t Wisconsin officially home to the most alcoholics/heaviest drinkers in the US?

It sure is. Alcoholism is practically socially accepted there. Here is Wisconsin Man in his finest form:

https://vinepair.com/booze-news/map-drunkest-and-driest-counties-america/

https://intoxistates.com/

 

[Drive-by Farts]

WTAF was he thinking tweeting this?! Like I can’t wrap my mind around it at all. Is it supposed to be “meta-irony” or some other dumbass meme humor or is Jeremy just an actual pedophile?

So, the humor is very much the early 2000s shock humor. He seems to be stuck mentally around that time period, where this type of joke didn’t immediately mark you as an actual sex offender. It should be understood that making sexual jokes (even if it’s strictly jokes) about children is no longer acceptable in an age where Muslim pedophiles are mass invading the West, or where the existence of a “pedo elite” is commonly accepted.

That said, he’s made very strange and uncomfortable comments about kids many times. He made a video a while ago about that 12 year old boy who got in trouble for wearing a Gadsden Flag patch on his backpack, and Hambly went on and on about which bases he must be getting to with his female classmates. It was weird.