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5. - It's an expression of pain.
🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest
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5. - It's an expression of pain.
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I was thinking earlier about the Dankula/Quartering’s relationship due to recent posts in this thread, and was reminded of the time they met up in the US, around 6+ years ago.
Dankula and his then-wife met The Colostomying, and they hung out in some arcade for an evening. I can’t actually recall whose channel it was uploaded to (tempted to say one of Dankula’s), but I was struck with just how socially awkward and inept Jeremy was. It was so difficult to watch him try to keep up with Dank, and it was the first time I truly observed someone perennially on the internet trying to ‘be normal’ out in the wild.
I’n ashamed to say that in the moment, I actually felt pity for The Chymening, as towards the end, he was just sitting on his own almost exhausted of any further effort to communicate. You could virtually see him getting withdrawals from not slop-posting and grifting for a few hours.
Not that Dankula is great socially either, for different reasons - he is one of these cunts who can never, ever switch ‘the lad banter’ off and goes a long way to explain why Sue left him (assuming the tranny rumours are just that). If you watch Dankula as a guest on others’ streams, he often contributes zero. But at least he has some IRL experiences.
The ‘Expression’.
The individual no longer consciously wears ‘The Expression’. Instead, ‘The Expression’ wears the individual.
Dankula and his then-wife met The Colostomying, and they hung out in some arcade for an evening. I can’t actually recall whose channel it was uploaded to (tempted to say one of Dankula’s), but I was struck with just how socially awkward and inept Jeremy was. It was so difficult to watch him try to keep up with Dank, and it was the first time I truly observed someone perennially on the internet trying to ‘be normal’ out in the wild.
I’n ashamed to say that in the moment, I actually felt pity for The Chymening, as towards the end, he was just sitting on his own almost exhausted of any further effort to communicate. You could virtually see him getting withdrawals from not slop-posting and grifting for a few hours.
Not that Dankula is great socially either, for different reasons - he is one of these cunts who can never, ever switch ‘the lad banter’ off and goes a long way to explain why Sue left him (assuming the tranny rumours are just that). If you watch Dankula as a guest on others’ streams, he often contributes zero. But at least he has some IRL experiences.
The ‘Expression’.
The individual no longer consciously wears ‘The Expression’. Instead, ‘The Expression’ wears the individual.
Bunkerhousing
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So, about the aeroplanes Quartering bought, was it not so that his wife had a license for flying planes?
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WTAF was he thinking tweeting this?! Like I can’t wrap my mind around it at all. Is it supposed to be “meta-irony” or some other dumbass meme humor or is Jeremy just an actual pedophile?
lol those video titles are pure fucking AIDS
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A former Quartering fan comment directed me to an old livestream from March. He said it was the moment he unsubscribed and never looked back and this entire live stream is insane.
Here's a member's only video Jeremy recorded during a live stream in March where he tells his audience how he deals with haters.
You see Jeremy is just cool as fuck. He doesn't care about you haters or ever think about you while he lives rent free in your head. His haters are all greasy seething leftists whose lives are trainwrecks. He knows even responding to the haters is losing so he just calls them fucking retards then moves on with his life to keep winning and the second he steps away from the computer you all stop existing and he's just riding high off all the real fans who bought coffee or the cookbooks or the member's only subscription.
He lists off some haters from the past then talks about how little he cares about them. The subreddit, Keffels, Destiny, H3H3. He claims he doesn't care about any of these people yet seethes extremely hard mentioning them even though none of them have been relevant to his situation in years. He says instead of melting down he just doesn't care about them. Here's the thing, he had massive meltdowns about all of these. The subreddit exposed him for the coffee being woke white label shit and he made like 5 videos and several livestreams about them. H3H3 ignored him for years while Jeremy made 50 videos about him and talked crazy shit then H3 dropped the Content Court about him and he had a total meltdown and said they were harassing his wife. Destiny invited him to a debate then Quartering immediately walked back every stance he ever took and looked like a total cuck then is still mad about it 6 years later. With Keffels Jeremy had such a massive meltdown the MetaPCs guy he's business partners with had to call him and tell him to stop making raged out response videos because he was fucking up the money.
Now the reason I originally came for this live stream. He had a massive meltdown at a chatter in this same livestream and weirdly just minutes before recording the above video. This was at the absolute peak of his grifting. He was literally pushing all the following on this stream: The coffee brand coffee, the clearance hot cocoa on the website left over from Winter, a special $100 coffee bundle to cover the debt of buying a K-cup machine, the Trump cookbook, his website membership, and the Mother's Day gift boxes. So he's on hour 3 of the livestream which is roughly 1/2 him recording video for tomorrow, then an hour of begging and infomercials. He literally pushed every item I listed multiple times during the stream it was absolutely insane. Finally in the middle of a ten minute pitch where he's on the fourth product a chatter says there are too many ads and Quartering loses his fucking mind.
If you just got here within the past couple months and don't understand why Quartering's actual audience left him watch this clip for how he treats one guy complaining that a 3 hour livestream has like 60 minutes of advertising and begging.
The context for this, between all the superchats, members signups, and products he sold he easily made over $5000 in this one stream and also recorded all of his videos for the next day ahead of time so he could chill on Monday. He was casually asking for 50 people to buy the $100 Mother's Day gift box early and leave reviews in between asking people to sign up for his site and buy a different $100 coffee fundraiser pack. It's like a fever dream. The crazy part to me is though he was clearly making a killing and most streamers would have been completely overwhelmed with that kind of financial support and super appreciative. Quartering at this point though was so greedy he loses his fucking mind on the one guy saying he isn't paying up for the content. Now it's 5 months later and because he treated his fans like worthless simps they are all gone and he can't even hit $50 superchat goals on a 2 hour livestream. Meanwhile Kino Casino is getting 100 subs a segment while talking about him shitting his pants. Life comes at you fast.
Here's a link for reference.
Here's a member's only video Jeremy recorded during a live stream in March where he tells his audience how he deals with haters.
You see Jeremy is just cool as fuck. He doesn't care about you haters or ever think about you while he lives rent free in your head. His haters are all greasy seething leftists whose lives are trainwrecks. He knows even responding to the haters is losing so he just calls them fucking retards then moves on with his life to keep winning and the second he steps away from the computer you all stop existing and he's just riding high off all the real fans who bought coffee or the cookbooks or the member's only subscription.
He lists off some haters from the past then talks about how little he cares about them. The subreddit, Keffels, Destiny, H3H3. He claims he doesn't care about any of these people yet seethes extremely hard mentioning them even though none of them have been relevant to his situation in years. He says instead of melting down he just doesn't care about them. Here's the thing, he had massive meltdowns about all of these. The subreddit exposed him for the coffee being woke white label shit and he made like 5 videos and several livestreams about them. H3H3 ignored him for years while Jeremy made 50 videos about him and talked crazy shit then H3 dropped the Content Court about him and he had a total meltdown and said they were harassing his wife. Destiny invited him to a debate then Quartering immediately walked back every stance he ever took and looked like a total cuck then is still mad about it 6 years later. With Keffels Jeremy had such a massive meltdown the MetaPCs guy he's business partners with had to call him and tell him to stop making raged out response videos because he was fucking up the money.
Now the reason I originally came for this live stream. He had a massive meltdown at a chatter in this same livestream and weirdly just minutes before recording the above video. This was at the absolute peak of his grifting. He was literally pushing all the following on this stream: The coffee brand coffee, the clearance hot cocoa on the website left over from Winter, a special $100 coffee bundle to cover the debt of buying a K-cup machine, the Trump cookbook, his website membership, and the Mother's Day gift boxes. So he's on hour 3 of the livestream which is roughly 1/2 him recording video for tomorrow, then an hour of begging and infomercials. He literally pushed every item I listed multiple times during the stream it was absolutely insane. Finally in the middle of a ten minute pitch where he's on the fourth product a chatter says there are too many ads and Quartering loses his fucking mind.
If you just got here within the past couple months and don't understand why Quartering's actual audience left him watch this clip for how he treats one guy complaining that a 3 hour livestream has like 60 minutes of advertising and begging.
The context for this, between all the superchats, members signups, and products he sold he easily made over $5000 in this one stream and also recorded all of his videos for the next day ahead of time so he could chill on Monday. He was casually asking for 50 people to buy the $100 Mother's Day gift box early and leave reviews in between asking people to sign up for his site and buy a different $100 coffee fundraiser pack. It's like a fever dream. The crazy part to me is though he was clearly making a killing and most streamers would have been completely overwhelmed with that kind of financial support and super appreciative. Quartering at this point though was so greedy he loses his fucking mind on the one guy saying he isn't paying up for the content. Now it's 5 months later and because he treated his fans like worthless simps they are all gone and he can't even hit $50 superchat goals on a 2 hour livestream. Meanwhile Kino Casino is getting 100 subs a segment while talking about him shitting his pants. Life comes at you fast.
Here's a link for reference.
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One of Jeremy’s absolute lowest points was backing out of a debate with Xanderhal of all fucking people (back when he still did debates). I think J came up with some insanely retarded excuse as to why he had to cancel, too. If I can find the clip of Xan telling the story I’ll post it ITT, it’s actually pretty entertaining.
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JEREMY HAMBLY 2: THE HAMBLENING
BASED ON THE BOOK "JEREMY HAMBLY" BY JEREMY HAMBLY
STARRING
JEREMY HAMBLY AS HIMSELF (JEREMY HAMBLY)
WITH GUEST PERFORMANCE BY
JEREMY HAMBLY
WRITTEN BY
JEREMY HAMBLY
DIRECTED BY
JEREMY HAMBLY
PRODUCED BY
JEREMY HAMBLY
MUSIC BY
JEREMY HAMBLY
EDITOR
JEREMY HAMBLY
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY
JEREMY HAMBLY
FILMED IN HAMBLYWOOD HILLS, LOS HAMBLYNES, HAMBLYFORNIA, UNITED HAMBLYS OF JEREMYCA
NO JEREMIES WERE HAMBLED IN THE QUARTERING OF THIS FILM
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How about this Jeremy $50, superchat goal for you to stand up and just give us a full profile side view of your body. I'm actually curious.
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That Hannah person is fucking repulsed lmao. Keep getting that bag sister
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HE’S FAT!
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Well he bought the plane but unfortunately it had a weight limit and Jeremy being the size of 4 people and the amount of beer he wanted to bring on a short hour flight made his purchase completely useless and now he’s out the price of the plane money. But please like and subscribe, buy some coffee. Anything you can do to push back against the woke media trying to shut him down.
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I mean I guess Jeremy could be a gay bear guy.
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This is the face of a man who has seen horrors beyond mankind’s comprehension. He’s been on the Event Horizon and seen the nightmare beyond Hambly’s duodenum.
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How are you that fat but none of it goes to your arms? Like he has a full gunt but little stick arms.
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Damn he has the body type of a fully grown Ethan Ralph
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So him defending Epstein wasn't him merely being retarded. He's a pedophile.
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Has Jeremy ever actually won any confrontations with other grifters/creators?
He’s been bodied by everyone I can think of; even Ethan Klein and of course KC.
Has he ever emerged victorious in any beef?
He’s been bodied by everyone I can think of; even Ethan Klein and of course KC.
Has he ever emerged victorious in any beef?
Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger
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I am endlessly entertained by the dynamic that the women have. Their self imposed suffering is a wellspring of mirth. I would kill to know what they message each other privately about Jeremy.