💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Ok im gonna have to be bearish now...
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Jackie of Hyperborea has been suspiciously silent bout ol' pig tits for a couple days now, ever since the cease and desist letter was brought up. She obliquely alluded to him once or twice the day after but since then I have not seen anything beyond generic raysism whines.

While I had previously hoped that should she be served such a letter she would double and triple down like other retarded (and blacker) e-sheboons, I think we need to accept the likelihood that Jackie is a bawk bawk chicken nigger who is too scared of the superior huwyte pig man to continue speaking out against him and his atrocities against the Milwaukee black community.

That said I am not 100% sure its all over as she still has her shittalking pinned at the top of her threads and the collected "exposure" material is still on her three fifths of a website, but those who were hoping for ever more deranged jackie antics should temper their expectations until further notice

Aight so not exactly an update or nuthin but more of just closing the book long after everybody forgot about it, Jackie has taken down her pinned thread of fatrick and has not been xeeting about him since I made this call so yeah this fun little DLC officially ended back in July. She still has the anti-fatrick material collecting dust on her website which is kinda notable as it would likely have been a basic demand of a C&D letter to remove this, but unless shit happens to prove otherwise we can conclude that jackie fried-chickened out and submitted to the superior white man, forfeiting her children to the grinder and her nappy dreads to fatrick's buttery scalp

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

unless shit happens to prove otherwise we can conclude that jackie fried-chickened out and submitted to the superior white man, forfeiting her children to the grinder and her nappy dreads to fatrick's buttery scalp
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"Mi tink your life is already over, stalka child"

 

[FinnSven]

Not on a pistol. I'm not a limp wristed faggot.

Everyone knows a real real man fashions a zip gun out of a a couple of bits of piping and loads it with 50 cal machine gun ammo.

I'd pay money to see Pat snorlax ICE and the National Guard.

Will he try to disable their vehicles with paint balloons?

 

[Judge Holden]

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"Mi tink your life is already over, stalka child"

Alas Rasta Rick was one of the first casualties of the Fatrick Multiverse Civil War. Him and Yakublinson were swarmed by a mob of negerwurst hungry fatrick variants let by Mongol Rick (aka Pigtits Khan), Hippie Rick (not to be confused with Beatnik Rick), and Ratrick S Tomlinsqueak and torn apart, their dismembered corpses forced into a dozen different grinders

EDIT: why am I like this?

 

[Law]

Alas Rasta Rick was one of the first casualties of the Fatrick Multiverse Civil War

Wrong again, stalka child! Rasta Rick will always come back to shout at us in fatois

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Same, the reason why being, if Patrick really did kill him, why didn't he drag his body back to his basement to turn it into pepperoni?

fatrick can't drag his own fat ass anywhere without motorized mechanized help

he was no doubt trying to get him into the basement at gunpoint, but Bernell was too smart (and this is often a good choice) - better dead and left to rot than dead and consumed by the pepperoni beast.

once he fired, fats couldn't move him, and ran

 

[FinnSven]

fatrick can't drag his own fat ass anywhere without motorized mechanized help

he was no doubt trying to get him into the basement at gunpoint, but Bernell was too smart (and this is often a good choice) - better dead and left to rot than dead and consumed by the pepperoni beast.

once he fired, fats couldn't move him, and ran

Plus Bernell was to old and stringy.

Patrick prefers succulent tender meats.

 

[Law]

Some of my favorite lines include (but aren't limited to):
"Your problem, child, is that we already figured that out", "You figured out that you are a fat faggot with bitch tits?"

"I'm going to . . . ehn-JOY what happens to you next-tuh!"

"Uhnuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, you sound like you have peeeeeeanut butter in your mouth littlebabychild."

"Go get fucked in the ass by Nicki-" "SSSSHHHH! SSSSHHHH!!"

"NO! CHILD! Leetle! Infant! Baby! Child! Your mouth keeps running, but your brain isn't listening to what it's being told!

"And hwat, ex-ACT-ly, are you going to do with them?"
"I'm gonna post em on YouTube."

"So what did Judge Stein say that makes you think you're gonna win?"
"BLAAAH BLAH BLUH-BLUH-BLU-BLUH! BLAH, bluh-BLUH blah blub bluh!"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Fun fact. If Leslie doesn't show up to court by the end of tomorrow, her petition against Pat is insta-dismissed if I understand it correctly. She might quite literally pull a Greer and not show up to her own TRO case that she started.

 

[Unknown God]

Fun fact. If Leslie doesn't show up to court by the end of tomorrow, her petition against Pat is insta-dismissed if I understand it correctly. She might quite literally pull a Greer and not show up to her own TRO case that she started.

If she cucks us out of this content because she's too busy getting high to do the needful I will officially leave team Leslie in great disappointment.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

This is indeed a prison reference. And you'd better start enjoying it, stalker.

You best start enjoying prison stories, stalker. YOU'RE IN ONE.​

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Misc AI TND clip for everyone's record.

 

[SCV]

soy gape

Has it always been called this? This is a great phrase.

It was active three months ago, I guess Patty couldn't go too long without seeing dudes with boobs and makeup.

Surely you jest. Even he can't be that stupid and would just make another account, right?

Edit:
I decided to check this. The last post for this account was exactly 3 months ago on June 8th 2025 in r/tscum. I thought the subreddit might be referencing "true scum" or something so I had to check and because I had to find out, so to do you, dear farmer. It stands for "Trans Girl Cumshot GIFs".

This is the actual post under a gif that mercifully did not load on libreddit


Whoever is using this account is such a trans enjoyer they recognize individual freaks and can name them for other people. Presuming this account is Fats then he really is the gayboy-pretending-to-be-a-manly-man stereotype to tee. I can see the scene in the 80's movie where it's implied that the guy with the micropeen masturbates to the mens section of some clothes catalog in secret but has an ostentatious muscle car and is an obnoxious asshole because he's just insecure. It's incredible.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss.

I really was expecting this line would end with "put it around your neck, and break the ceiling beam it is tied to."

 

[OffTopic]

Was there ever any update on body cam from the truck driver incident a few months ago?

 

[Elf Supremacist]

Surely you jest. Even he can't be that stupid and would just make another account, right?

He wouldn't have a thread if he was intelligent

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Was there ever any update on body cam from the truck driver incident a few months ago?

JB hunt? Their people forwarded my request to the appropriate department two months back. Haven't heard back from them since.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Even though I am sometimes still getting surprised by the insanity, I have come to terms with the fact that Fatrick is crazy. He has a veneer of sanity in some things he says, as in they are not nonsensical, but the way he acts and thinks is completely deranged. And he seemingly never improves or learn.

What I still struggle to understand is Nikki, and why she stays with him. Life with a dude like Rick must be absolutely unbearable. He does not even contribute financially.

Surely, the mental cost is not worth saving on the divorce. In which she would probably crush him. Even assuming she does not have the liquidity to pay him out of his shares of common assets, the costs she incurs by having to support him must offset that.

The only thing that makes sense is that there must be something deeply wrong with her too. Just in a different way.

She probably doesn't read his Twitter, so she actually misses most of his insanity and doesn't quite get how he always drives new tankers of gasoline in the inferno.

They probably have very similar political views, that's a given. Patrick is incredibly extremist, her not being on board ideologically is impossible.


Too bad Patrick is too fat, lazy and cowardly to actually show up in Chicago and riot with Niggers and Antifa. It would be a hoot watching all the riot streamers trying to find porky.
The TTS would be hilarious.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Wrong in every delusional detail as always, child. There is one piece of Tomlinsonian media that has returnability - the final Josiah Tape. Fatrick's FFWBT rage and the lamest comebacks known to man never fail to make me laugh, and I return to relisten to it at least once a year just like I do with my other favorite pieces of media, like the Sopranos, Goodfellas, Texhnolyze, a game in the Yakuza series, a campaign in a Total War game etc.

Some of my favorite lines include (but aren't limited to):
"Your problem, child, is that we already figured that out", "You figured out that you are a fat faggot with bitch tits?"
"YouR ProBleM, chilD, is ThaT you aRe noT lisTeninG To whaT I am saYing!"
"NoooOOOooo, child, I haven't! NoooOOOooo, child I haven't! NoooOOOooo, child I haven't"
"Shuuuush, child. You; have nothing; to say; and you; never had; anything intelligent; to say."
"SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING. MOWLTH, CHILD!"

After reading your post, I looked up the video to which you were alluding. It's the first time I've heard Patrick speak, and I'm surprised by how effeminate he sounds. He has such a schlubby, five-o'-clock-shadow, hamburger-chompin' look, but he speaks with the vocal equivalent of a raised pinky.

I just can't believe he actually talks in, "No, child. Enjoy prison."-speak in real life. I really can't believe it. It never even occurred to me that Patrick's deranged idiolect would extend beyond social media.

This conversation mirrors Patrick's online behavior in other ways. For instance, Patrick's best move is obvious -- just hang up the phone the moment the caller starts insulting you. That's what I'd do if someone phoned me up and called me a fat faggot, anyway. Instead of ignoring the trolls, which would of course be the best way to defeat them, Patrick generates minutes of primo content by insisting on trying to stump or talk over his interlocutor. Much like the typical Twitter troll, the person behind this call isn't very witty or inventive, but Patrick just CAN'T allow himself to take the high ground.

And some of Patrick's insults sound gay in a way I don't believe he intended.



"NOOOoooo baby child, your little mouth keeps making sounds that don't make any sense except to you!"

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

The final Josiah Tape should be in the opening post of the thread directly under his name in giant colorful bold font with flashing arrows pointing to it.

It’s absolute required listening if you follow Fatrick.

 

[Detective Carey]

The final Josiah tape is a certified hood classic, but for me the funniest thing isn't any of the severely hilarious lines themselves, but the fact a clearly middle aged man is SEETHING at a snotty teenager/young man. Way to let some sprat absolutely chap your ass fatso.

If forced to pick a favorite line, I'm going to have to go with: "Your problem, child, is that we already figured that out", "You figured out that you are a fat faggot with bitch tits?"

That is some fucking Happy Gilmore "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast/you eat pieces of shit for breakfast" tier comedy.