💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Univision is reporting on a rumor that reads more like a 4chan greentext than a real report, Patrick naturally gobbles it up uncritically. Word on the street is that the bloody and beaten migrants are at this very moment being loaded onto a roller coaster that tips the detainees out into the mouths of waiting alligators. Even Mexican William Wallace doesn't stand a chance. :(
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This is despicable. I heard from another source that they tanned the skin of the deceased to make an authentic Trump 2028 fútbol and forced the prisoners to perform penalty kicks into a goal rigged with a tripwire, which caused each of their C4 collars to detonate so that the guards could count each death as a suicide. At least they got to enjoy prison a little, but that is still fucked beyond belief.
 
spacko said:
Multiple people making the same hack joke over the past few pages and assuming they’re the first one to do so is fucking embarrassing.
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No u. Child.
BigPeanut said:
Multiple people making the same fat joke over the past few pages and assuming they’re being funny to do so is fucking based and funny.
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Yes, child. It is. Enjoy sore ribs.
Pierre D'Olnique said:
>kike apologist and "NIK ROCKETA IS DA BEST LOLECOW EVAR!!!!!!!!!" tourists his way into the thread and is upset at people making a joke
Go work on botting the Julays vote or something.
edit: oh wow, he even played the literal "literally anything happens, kikes most affected" card in an earlier post. Fuck outta here. :story:
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Hey now, cut the guy some slack. Jealouly can make anybody not their best, especially when they know the rather low level of man Nick fell in love with and had lots of gay sex with instead of them.
Big Brown Schlub said:
He's an adjudicated stalker.
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"Muh ribs!!"
Emanems said:
I was going to make a patpost about his reaction to law enforcement going for his cucked P90 (obviously roleplaying as him) but I'm worried of real possibilities if they found the pig in a bad or drunk day (:_(
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We've seen his violence against the police when he was having a bad day. I think they'll be alright.
The Taco Santo! said:
It won't end, Pat'll shove a cell phone up his ass for jail-posting and won't even miss a beat.
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Prison-wallet Pat does have a nice ring to it.
OffTopic said:
Yeah stop making me post relevant entertaining content everyone likes and enjoys.

Fucking retards.
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That's enough out of you, silly goose stalker.
 
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Univision is reporting on a rumor that reads more like a 4chan greentext than a real report, Patrick naturally gobbles it up uncritically. Word on the street is that the bloody and beaten migrants are at this very moment being loaded onto a roller coaster that tips the detainees out into the mouths of waiting alligators. Even Mexican William Wallace doesn't stand a chance. :(
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Hope someone manages to fool all these shitlib accounts by claiming that detained illegal immigrants get put into Saw traps, particularly the more outlandish ones in the series, and piggertits believes it all to be true. "They were killed with reverse bear traps, child".
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Short version: she's an author who was initially on Patrick's side before his abrasive personality turned her against him.

Long version: read the thread. You won't regret it.
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Short version: she's an author who was initially on Patrick's side before his abrasive personality turned her against him.

Long version: read the thread. You won't regret it.
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She's a literary agent. I don't recall anyone ever posting anything she's written.
 
Lach said:
the funniest arc ending for Patrick is him going to jail for violating some court order to harass/stalk some one and I hope it happens this way but would it be worth it for future lost content?
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A good compromise is if Patrick gets short imprisonments for contempt of court, occasionally as a special treat.
 
Ranine Avatar said:
A good compromise is if Patrick gets short imprisonments for contempt of court, occasionally as a special treat.
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There is no way that this pig will ever comply with an order if it is made. I look forward to reading about prison and Fatrick's enjoyment thereof.
 
Hitman One said:
There is no way that this pig will ever comply with an order if it is made. I look forward to reading about prison and Fatrick's enjoyment thereof.
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My unlikely hope is that this all resolves, the cops arrive to confiscate his weapons, one of his guns has been mysteriously 'lost', and this opens up an official investigation naming Patty a suspect in Trammell's death due to said lost gun matching the type used to kill Trammell.
 
Well Intentioned said:
My unlikely hope is that this all resolves, the cops arrive to confiscate his weapons, one of his guns has been mysteriously 'lost', and this opens up an official investigation naming Patty a suspect in Trammell's death due to said lost gun matching the type used to kill Trammell.
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He then does a complete 180 psychologically, and hones his writing skills in prison, child. He writes a great Americana version of the Gulag Archipelago and goes down in the history books as making a solid piece of American literature that's studied for generations to come.
Please make it so, God child
 
directionally_challenged said:
Probably a smart move. If the LLM could actually index this site for search results it would contaminate the weights of the chat and it would repeatedly spam NIGGER FAGGOT ect.
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We don't say nigger or faggot that much, it's just that the rest of the internet population has been so sanitized that our propensity reflects a multiple thousand percent difference.
 
Laburnum said:
Surely 8x6 are the dimensions of a jail cell.
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It could refer to books sizes:

A5 picture:

Or 4:3 aspect ratio monitor:


I don't know what Patrick is wishing exactly, but it's nice that he's wishing the funster some sort of a gift
 
JustSomeDong said:
This is indeed a prison reference. And you'd better start enjoying it, stalker.
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"Enjoy Prison" is perhaps one of the only phrases Patrick knows. If he wanted the stalker to enjoy prison, he would have said so. Instead he wished the pest to have many many gifts. So nice of Patrick! I'm happy to see that he has reformed and abandoned his evil ways!
 
Wait, Pat's a car guy, right? I think I figured out what he meant! He clearly wanted to gift The PEAK 8x6 car to the funster. What a swell guy!

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