🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

Well if it ran away, hopefully it enjoyed some level freedom before dying from, well anything. It's not like a Cat where there's a chance it can survive like a feral cat. God speed Puff, you deserved better.

there was a post about someone finding a beardie less than a mile away from him, about the same time puffers went missing.

but we'll never know

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I want a tattoo to memorialize Josh but I'm teetering between a tiny "twu" and some silly insane tattoo lol. Our lives are so temporary. Not to be too gay, but I've had a lot of loss in life. The fact that Josh has had this much of an impact just goes to show that I don't know shit about life. Maybe Josh knew more I ever did about mortality. His passing has really blown my mind about life...

Get "TMDWU" on all five fingers of your right hand and "TOOBS" on the same for your left hand.

 

[Banquet Meal]

i was going to order something off of exhumed's site but his sizes are SUPER small. as a person with boobs, i can't even fit in a 3x LMAO

you might check again...im a pretty chubby woman, and the size chart matches up ok. wont be super baggy or anything, but i bet it would work for you too.

 

[Ponzo]

... I'm not gonna bother arguing with you. I believe what I believe, you believe what you wanna believe and when I see a guy say he blows weed into an animal that has no business being exposed to weed.

I'm calling him an irresponsible piece of shit because that's just how it is. If you're into that kind of behavior then that's on you man.

Proof was in the super cut and that's all I need to have an opinion. It's not complicated. Have a good day man.

You are getting mad at a medically certified retard with autism and aspergers who tried to be a good friend and take care of someones pet, a pet he had no experience with, while that guy went to jail i believe. He had to speed-learn bearded dragon basics and god forbid he made a mistake or two.

 

[Ojama-Dama]

there was a post about someone finding a beardie less than a mile away from him, about the same time puffers went missing.

but we'll never know

Ok so there is a happy ending. Maybe. Anyway I gotta watch more stuff about this guy because he is a character.

I kinda zipped back and forth so I probably have an incomplete picture. But he seems to just be a junkie recluse who is dependent on his father and donations to continue bad habits.

But the gist I got of Cobra was he was raised only by his father. He worked at Wendy's, got into drinking and smoking, always dreamed of a Clock tower and getting a Goth chick that was of age. I assumed that would be implied. He had a pet he lost, and eventually got together with a psychopath who clearly looked methed out.

He then made sludge mead as a hobby which was just toxic waste and died recently. His father put out a video saying it was liver related and thanking his fans.

But I see his "fans" as mostly enablers or morbidly interested observers like myself. I see lolcows as zoo animals, they caged themselves up to entertain people on the internet and do dumb shit to get paid. It's an interesting time we live in.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm new here so I'm getting the vibe of this place.

People have told you the vibe of the place more than once. LURK MORE FAGGOT.

Seems like I got alot of people mad at me for some reason. You wanna explain why you're so angry? It's kinda confusing to me.

You burst into a 3000 page thread of one of the most popular lolcows who just recently died and stated you are a newfag who knows nothing about the lore besides what you watched some youtube grifter whine about and declared that yes in fact the alogs are right.

 

[JaneThough]

why don't you get into the lore more, lurk more, and then post when you know what you're talking about

Anyway, Cobes has inspired me

Spoiler: Spoilered if you don’t care

I’ve been wanting to get into the custom doll game and going through my accessories I find:

So this bad boy is arriving today to bring our Gothic Bad Boy back:

 

[LissaNewcarr]

Seems like I got alot of people mad at me for some reason. You wanna explain why you're so angry? It's kinda confusing to me.

like i told you from your first message and others have told you...lurk more.

 

[Ojama-Dama]

You are getting mad at a medically certified retard with autism and aspergers who tried to be a good friend and take care of someones pet, a pet he had no experience with, while that guy went to jail i believe. He had to speed-learn bearded dragon basics and god forbid he made a mistake or two.

It's a weird situation tbh. But is being a medically certified autistic retard with aspergers really a get out of jail free card?

We got retards in the real world who have: pets, children, a career, etc. Recently a retarded woman passed the bar exam ffs. So, you tell me. Is it a magic wand that excuses being irresponsible, when everyone else who is in the same boat is responsible?

He was clearly capable of alot of things, so I don't think his disability was that debilitating. That's just a bullshit excuse if I'm being honest. That's my perspective.

 

[bussy mafia]

I'm new here so I'm getting the vibe of this place. I figured this site would be similar to the YT comments I read where they shit on him, but this is different, you people genuinely like the guy for some reason and excuse him for his actions while also calling him a retard.

But to your main point about the Puff thing. I never said pets at a pet store are more sentient than a pig or cow I eat.

That's your words not mine.

They're both obviously sentient. They're aware they are alive and have emotions.

It's just as human beings we have more emotional investment into categories, and that's just normal. A pig or a cow is a livestock to be used for food. If it isn't a pet I don't care if it dies.

A dog, cat, and iguana have higher value to us.

I wonder how you guys would feel if he accidentally killed a puppy. It's just something to think about.

holy fuck kys

 

[JaneThough]

Pretty sure Cobes was telling the truth about Puff running away. I only recently saw a video of one of those things running and they're remarkably fast for a lizard.

Funny aside, in around March/April someone on my Nextdoor app posted about finding a dead bearded dragon. For reference, I live in the New England area. But still, I was like “we found Puff!”

 

[Ojama-Dama]

like i told you from your first message and others have told you...lurk more

Sure.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I’ve been wanting to get into the custom doll game and going through my accessories I find:

pro tip make your own rerooting tool, it's way cheaper.
Just cut the needle eye, and use an empty xacto knife for the handle
If you do reroot the sexy goth bad boy, instead of sculpting his hair, shimmerlocks is good for it

 

[CircusCat]

You are getting mad at a medically certified retard with autism and aspergers who tried to be a good friend and take care of someones pet, a pet he had no experience with, while that guy went to jail i believe. He had to speed-learn bearded dragon basics and god forbid he made a mistake or two.

Maybe he's Chad.

 

[Barbarus 3]

I agree with this. Whoever left that creature to him knew the type of person Josh was. It just sucks is all.

Homeboy Ian was a piece of shit like most of the people that were around him at the time, and he was the only person that sort of interacted with Josh then that sort of gave him a little bit of shit. However he was sort of a friend to Josh, he was the one to leave Puff to him and although Puff was probably not what Josh should have had as a pet, he did infact care for him and love him. Ian probably didn't know him that much, but he didn't have any negative interaction with him other than a little shit when cobra was going down the hole in his commentary. Unlike warlord who he beat the fuck out of.

Im gonna shit on youtubers again, but they contributed massively to the negative actions he recieved due to cuts, feigned care and sorrow and giving their mind numbing opinions on the matter. Josh shouldn't have taken care of a pet, but he tried, he cared for and loved it, he just couldn't manage it. Take the blinders off and think for yourself, dont just watch a video and make up your mind because its presented to you in that way

 

[LissaNewcarr]

you might check again...im a pretty chubby woman, and the size chart matches up ok. wont be super baggy or anything, but i bet it would work for you too.

yeah, someone pointed out to me that the size charts were just straight across measurements not like all the way around. so, i got two shirts this morning. thanks for the help!!

 

[Ponzo]

It's a weird situation tbh. But is being a medically certified autistic retard with aspergers really a get out of jail free card?

We got retards in the real world who have: pets, children, a career, etc. Recently a retarded woman passed the bar exam ffs. So, you tell me. Is it a magic wand that excuses being irresponsible, when everyone else who is in the same boat is responsible?

He was clearly capable of alot of things, so I don't think his disability was that debilitating. That's just a bullshit excuse if I'm being honest. That's my perspective.

You are making a big deal out of one or two situations and project it on the entire pet ownership. He blew weed smoke on a bearded dragon. People told him thats not good. He never did it again. Chill out sperg.

 

[Barbarus 3]

It's a weird situation tbh. But is being a medically certified autistic retard with aspergers really a get out of jail free card?

We got retards in the real world who have: pets, children, a career, etc. Recently a retarded woman passed the bar exam ffs. So, you tell me. Is it a magic wand that excuses being irresponsible, when everyone else who is in the same boat is responsible?

He was clearly capable of alot of things, so I don't think his disability was that debilitating. That's just a bullshit excuse if I'm being honest. That's my perspective.

You know absolutely nothing about cobra other than what's presented to you by grifters, lurk more faggot

 

[JaneThough]

pro tip make your own rerooting tool, it's way cheaper.
Just cut the needle eye, and use an empty xacto knife for the handle
If you do reroot the sexy goth bad boy, instead of sculpting his hair, shimmerlocks is good for it

Thanks! I’m not sure I’m gonna reroot, that feels like a chore I’m not ready for, but Cobes might be a great practice with it because his hair wasn’t…perfect. I was considering just glueing hair to the hat but maybe I will reroot! Do you know of any good tutorials?

 

[pooterino]

But the gist I got of Cobra was he was raised only by his father. He worked at Wendy's, got into drinking and smoking, always dreamed of a Clock tower and getting a Goth chick that was of age. I assumed that would be implied. He had a pet he lost, and eventually got together with a psychopath who clearly looked methed out.

He then made sludge mead as a hobby which was just toxic waste and died recently. His father put out a video saying it was liver related and thanking his fans.

But I see his "fans" as mostly enablers or morbidly interested observers like myself. I see lolcows as zoo animals, they caged themselves up to entertain people on the internet and do dumb shit to get paid. It's an interesting time we live in.

Listen, I'll be the first to say that Cobes had his flaws. Despite his pro-gendur-relashuns rants he could be pretty weird about women. He wasn't bright. He was an addict. He threatened to kill people with knives (though that was more bravado than real threats). He wasn't great with pets, despite loving them.

That said, you are posting at the tail end of a 3,000+ page archive about this man's life and saying dumbfuck shit like "the gist I got" while limp-dickly listing a few things you managed to cram into your smooth brain... in the middle of hundreds or thousands of people talking about what they liked about the guy, trying to remember the good and coming together as a (yes very fucked up) community.

"Zoo animals," huh? That's your take away that you want to profess to people who are talking about someone they followed online for a decade? Eat six thousand dicks and choke.