🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Aunt Carol]

I know nobody that gives him money will ever read this, because Kiwi Farms is literally Hitler, but if they'd spend five minutes looking at his spending habits, they'd wise up.

I just wish the furries were more confrontational re: Lou. We've had posters mention that Lou's name is on lists of bad clients, circulated by furry artists who take commissions, but that's a classic "missing stair." Low-level artists, ones who aren't in the clique, are in for a week or two of Lou in their DMs asking for bigger tits and tiger stripes.

If it were any other community, at least once a month some sparkledog or hyperinflated possum would be replying to Lou's "buying a PS4 gaiz" with a screenshot of Lou's day-old post about needing food money.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

buying Pokemon cards

Of note - TCGplayer has a $4 shipping fee on its direct services unless you reach a $50 minimum. If you don't know how to use the platform, you might also wind up buying several different cards from several different vendors - meaning a purchase of 10 cards has 4 different sellers and as such 4 different costs of shipping. Most of the time, shipping costs are $1 and waived if you arrive at a certain minimum, however.

The Pokemon secondary market is also a strange thing. People don't really play the game, so you're mostly selling cards to collectors. Collectors tend to only be interested in fairly rare, fairly expensive things - since such a large volume of product is opened that goes on to see no actual use. Meaning that whatever he bought, he'll basically do nothing with and never be able to flip - though this does mean that, perhaps in the future, he'll make some post about how an LGS owner near him wouldn't buy his cards off of him and how it's "unfair."

 

[JaneThough]

Of note - TCGplayer has a $4 shipping fee on its direct services unless you reach a $50 minimum. If you don't know how to use the platform, you might also wind up buying several different cards from several different vendors - meaning a purchase of 10 cards has 4 different sellers and as such 4 different costs of shipping. Most of the time, shipping costs are $1 and waived if you arrive at a certain minimum, however.

The Pokemon secondary market is also a strange thing. People don't really play the game, so you're mostly selling cards to collectors. Collectors tend to only be interested in fairly rare, fairly expensive things - since such a large volume of product is opened that goes on to see no actual use. Meaning that whatever he bought, he'll basically do nothing with and never be able to flip - though this does mean that, perhaps in the future, he'll make some post about how an LGS owner near him wouldn't buy his cards off of him and how it's "unfair."

Incoming GameStop arc? “The best I can do is get the fuck out of my store”

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

Incoming GameStop arc? “The best I can do is get the fuck out of my store”

I was going to say I'm not even sure if GameStop buys them - I was thinking he'd waddle into a more-conventional game-store, which frankly I'm surprised he doesn't already terrorize.

But apparently they do, although the cards have to be PSA-graded. This is an expensive process that is generally only used for highly-sought-after cards, like Magic The Gathering's Reserved List (cards that will never be printed again). I would be absolutely tickled if he cracked some packs, convinced himself he was rich, begged for cash to get the cards graded, and tried to trade in PSA-9 cards worth maybe $5.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I want to see the TCGplayer seller Lou arc happen. We've seen the insane demands and conditions he puts on anything he "sells" on Craigslist or FaceBook Market place. Could you imagine Lou trying to sell something on TCGplayer? "$50, no haggle, selling locally ONLY, must be able to pick up card between 9:09am and 9:15am on the first Thursday after a blue harvest moon!" Like with a lot of things it won't happen. But I could see Lou either trying to sell something on TCGplayer or to his local hobby shop and getting mad because no one is offering the top dollar amount for some shitty foil no one wants. A chimp out in a local card shop would be peak though. With everyone having smartphones with video recording capability we could very well see a Lou crashout if he tries to sell a card. Lou, like a lot of people, think that "if X sold for THIS much at auction/etc then that is what I should get if I sell it at a card shop." I used to play Magic back in the day and spent a lot of time at my local card shops, they don't care what you think it's worth, even if you have some ultra rare mega expensive card, they can't buy it at that price, they have to hold on to it and attempt to sell it to a collector, that mean that they have to either hope someone with the disposable income walks in and wants to buy it, or they have to hold on to it until it can be sold online or if it's rare enough, put up for auction, this is all overhead, and if it's worth auctioning, they won't see the full price for that card because the auction house has to take their cut too, not to mention that if it isn't already graded they'd need to do that before the auction. Lou is a literal child, in his mind if he has X and it supposedly sells for Y, that means that he has Y dollars.

 

[Great Dane]

Labor Day protest

TikTok return, guilt-tripping Burger King by using nephew and cat

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shut in

religion

football

 

[The Dude]

I've had cats all my long life and I've never walked out of the vet's office with less than a $75 bill for a basic checkup, up to hundreds for teeth cleanings and thousands at an emergency vet when a cat had heart issues. There's zero chance this lard golem is paying for any vet bill if the cat is actually sick. As useless as Denise is, it's likely she'd be taking care of any bill.

Oh, absolutely 100% Denise is doing all the care for the cat and paying all the bills (assuming the whole thing isn't just another one of Louie's grifting lies, which is a distinct likelihood). The same thing happened with Zorro. You know, the poor cat who was "like a son" to Louie? The cat that Louie couldn't be fucked to even go with to the vet when he had to be put to sleep?

I've had to put down quite a few pets. Every pet owner has. And every one I've had to say goodbye to I always made sure to be with in their final moments to comfort, because it was the fucking least I could do for them to show them my gratitude for the years of love and companionship they provided me.

But not Louie. No, he was too busy using Zorro's failing health and death for his own personal financial gain. He didn't give one wet shit about Zorro, and he doesn't give a flying fuck and a rolling donut about this cat. He only cares about himself and his own materialism. He couldn't even go without begging for food to stuff his fat fucking face in the same beg/pity posts about the cat. A fairly common symptom of worry and grief is a loss of appetite. I know whenever I've had to put down a pet that I've loved dearly, or had to leave the vet with them being sick and there being uncertainty regarding on whether or not they'll be OK, I wasn't able to eat for at least a day or two, let alone right after the fucking appointment.

Louie is genuinely one of the greediest and most selfish, miserable motherfuckers I've ever seen. Nothing about him is redeemable. I'd even go so far as to say he's downright evil in his selfishness. He's incapable of feeling for anything or anyone aside from himself.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Labor Day protest

Labor Day. My sides!!

 

[In the Sick of It]

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He "got the family" burger king because he had money left over after the vet, supposedly. He mentions he got a coke zero because he's a type 2 diabetic then immediately says he got a cotton candy slushie and also got his nephew one. The drinks didn't arrive so he went full Karen on BK customer service. Cares more about a delivery mishap more than the cat. Fat fuck.

Edit: they offered him 2 $20 gift cards and he wanted the money back instead, which would've been $15 (less money!) and because they wouldn't he demanded 3 $20 gift cards. They told him to basically fuck off and he's going on and on about how he's going to bitch about it on social media and how they ruined a 10yo's night.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Labor Day protest

This is peak irony. A protest where a bunch of jobless losers get together to protest what exactly? More of the same tired screeching these jobless turds have been repeating for years.

 

[BallsGuevara]

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I know I shouldn't be surprised, but using his (apparently not dying) cat to grift burger king of all places is just baffling behavior. If there wasn't so much extensive documentation of his history proving that this is, in fact, very in character for him, I would have to assume he was trolling.

religion

If anyone is actually calling him a Jew, it's probably not conservatives. American conservatives are the most pro-zionist philosemitic people on earth. I thought he was proud of his (non existent) Jewish heritage, anyway.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

The drinks didn't arrive so he went full Karen on BK customer service.

The delivery services he would order through (grubhub, ubereats, doordash etc) all have refund tools baked into them, which immediately refund you the cost of missing items - including if you get a combo and some portion of it is missing.

Contacting the company itself directly is completely unnecessary and is transparently just gaming the system, if the drinks actually didn't arrive. He may have attempted so many erroneous refunds (though who knows - we know he doesn't tip, so maybe his shit was frequently stolen) that they disbarred him from using the feature.

Let's also be real - when he says he got "the family" Burger King, he means he got himself BK. He remains too retarded to play the way these aps are programmed by retards ('free' items count towards their own minimum required purchase), so he was probably spending $30-40 on delivery for himself.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I want to see the TCGplayer seller Lou arc happen.

That would be like Christmas come early, so unbelievably funny. We can hope.

they offered him 2 $20 gift cards

It's unbelievable how greedy Lou is. He's lucky he lives in America, land of decent customer service, because in Europe no one is giving you gift cards like that for a messed up order, not even a big chain like BK. Also, Lou 'never' ordering from BK again is just a win for BK. Unfortunately for them, it's a lie.

 

[kazuhiro]

religion

The first one is obviously Lou "the only good Christian is a dead Christian" commenting on the Minneapolis church shooting. The second makes me think he's arguing on Disqus again, and someone recognized him as claiming to be Jewish many times in the past.

 

[BallsGuevara]

Contacting the company itself directly is completely unnecessary and is transparently just gaming the system, if the drinks actually didn't arrive. He may have attempted so many erroneous refunds (though who knows - we know he doesn't tip, so maybe his shit was frequently stolen) that they disbarred him from using the feature.

I might be confusing him for another trannycow but didn't he once complain about amazon support not giving him refunds? Which basically only happens if you're known to abuse the system.

These services will almost always refund you, often without even asking for proof, because its just easier for them. You have to be obviously scamming for them to decline a refund.

 

[Asian tech support]

Lou is a literal child, in his mind if he has X and it supposedly sells for Y, that means that he has Y dollars.

Since it's obvious he doesn't know anything about Pokemon or what sets have value, it's safe to assume he's cracking garbage packs where the expected value is way less than the value of the pack itself. Sure he might get lucky but it's far more likely that he's left with $5 of value after spending $20 or whatever it was that he spent. He'd be better off buying lottery scratchers like the low IQ primordial ooze he is. Lardass thinks he's going to walk into the card shop with 40 cards worth $2 in total while expecting $3 and is gonna be upset when the guy behind the counter tells him to pound sand. He's not approaching TCGs as a collector, nor as a player; he's approaching them as a 6 year old who plays with made up rules and thinks his rare card is actually rare because he's the only one in his group of fake headmates who has one.

He mentions he got a coke zero because he's a type 2 diabetic then immediately says he got a cotton candy slushie and also got his nephew one.

It makes me smile knowing that he's absolutely going to be losing more appendages in the near future. Have another 6 slushies Lou, you've earned them.

 

[JaneThough]

Since it's obvious he doesn't know anything about Pokemon or what sets have value, it's safe to assume he's cracking garbage packs where the expected value is way less than the value of the pack itself. Sure he might get lucky but it's far more likely that he's left with $5 of value after spending $20 or whatever it was that he spent. He'd be better off buying lottery scratchers like the low IQ primordial ooze he is. Lardass thinks he's going to walk into the card shop with 40 cards worth $2 in total while expecting $3 and is gonna be upset when the guy behind the counter tells him to pound sand. He's not approaching TCGs as a collector, nor as a player; he's approaching them as a 6 year old who plays with made up rules and thinks his rare card is actually rare because he's the only one in his group of fake headmates who has one.


It makes me smile knowing that he's absolutely going to be losing more appendages in the near future. Have another 6 slushies Lou, you've earned them.

This Pokemon arc feels like Lou is upgrading his begs. I don't know much about the card game except that some cards are insanely rare and therefor valuable. How long until "yinz guiz, I am a tramswoman and the only thing to help my dysphoria is a Pickachu Illustrator card. Please? My nephew is 10 and sad."

 

[Solid Snek]

TikTok return, guilt-tripping Burger King by using nephew and cat

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So the cat's fine, the only issue with his meal was a few drinks didn't show up, and Burger King immediately offered to give Lou more money than the drinks were even worth, no questions asked.

And this is a problem to Lou. So much of a problem that he's angling to start a social media crusade, accusing Burger King of child abuse.

Why the fuck do Cobes and Joe Winko have to die, but Lou is still here?

 

[The Dude]

So the cat's fine, the only issue with his meal was a few drinks didn't show up, and Burger King immediately offered to give Lou more money than the drinks were even worth, no questions asked.

And this is a problem to Lou. So much of a problem that he's angling to start a social media crusade, accusing Burger King of child abuse.

Why the fuck do Cobes and Joe Winko have to die, but Lou is still here?

Because as much as he is a piece of shit deserving of the hate and loathing we feel for him, he is even more miserable in his life and entirely deserving of it as well. He has even more misery and suffering coming his way in life. After all, he's only had to have his pinky toe amputated thus far due to his unchecked Diabeetus. He needs to have the full stumpy experience before he's allowed to waddle off this mortal coil. And he needs to be denied even more materialistic bullshit that he desperately wants.

 

[JaneThough]

Because as much as he is a piece of shit deserving of the hate and loathing we feel for him, he is even more miserable in his life and entirely deserving of it as well. He has even more misery and suffering coming his way in life. After all, he's only had to have his pinky toe amputated thus far due to his unchecked Diabeetus. He needs to have the full stumpy experience before he's allowed to waddle off this mortal coil. And he needs to be denied even more materialistic bullshit that he desperately wants.

Lou has been exceedingly lucky, though let's see. 40+ is when shit that never bothered you before starts to catch up.