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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 46 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 60 12.0%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 82 16.3%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 162 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 27 5.4%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 55 11.0%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 51 10.2%
  • Total voters
    502
He barely even knows its name, is not sure what is wrong with him but is already doing the "it's dying" grift, lies about taking it to the emergency vet by himself, and has to keep mentioning that he hasn't eaten or taken his meds. This is why I can't stand people who give this piece of shit the time of day. It should be obvious to anyone that he's not a real cat owner nor does he care about the ones he shares a home with, because normal people will regularly post and talk about the cats they spend time with not just when they're ripe for an excuse to beg.
 
Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
Lou talking about getting into the TCG for PokeMon is hilarious. Are the starter decks that are sold any good?
Even if the decks are solid the idea is usually you buy one to get started and then supplement the deck with cards from either booster packs you buy or from buying cards on the secondary market.
Even assuming Lou can grift enough to do that, what then? You typically have to find a local game store to play at, and considering how much of a spiteful man-child he is, how long before he gets banned from the store after a chimp out. Sure, he can try and play the transphobia card and maybe squeak by for a while but eventually he's gonna get banned for being disruptive and hostile. Sure there's the competitive aspect of these type of games but usually, especially when playing in your local store, it's a social thing. Lou has proven that his only way to act socially is by being the biggest asshole in the vicinity. I await his crash out on social media when he says he's quitting the hobby and totally selling as his cards.
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Everything you said here is accurate. As a minor powerlevel, there was a time when I used to play Magic the Gathering. I was just a filthy casual, but I'd often go to Friday night magic events or pre-releases or what have you with some friends, because like you said, it was for the social aspect more than anything.

And even as a casual, it was such a goddamn money pit. I couldn't even imagine the cost of trying to play competitively.

The second someone at Lou's local game store pulls out a deck designed to instantly dominate though? I'd pay good money to see that chimpout
 
People in this thread have already pointed out that the cat dying grift is fucked up, but I think it's even more fucked up that there's a high chance that Lou is lying given the fact that Lou probably couldn't even tell you how much it cost to put Zorro down. I'm also pretty sure that $150 is a small amount of money for an allegedly serious illness that a cat is suffering. Also another Plural arc that's going to end in like a week because Lou can't even be bothered to know anything about the labels he sees online other than the fact that other grifters use the labels as well.
Great Dane said:
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One thing to notice that I didn't see mentioned is that Lou is proud to say that his entire family is on disability on Bluesky but he fails to mention anything about family disability payments on the Mastodon platform he uses to talk about how he's a disabled parent trying to take care of the nephew he isn't even allowed to be around without supervision who doesn't receive disability.
 
Spoonomancer said:
People in this thread have already pointed out that the cat dying grift is fucked up, but I think it's even more fucked up that there's a high chance that Lou is lying given the fact that Lou probably couldn't even tell you how much it cost to put Zorro down. I'm also pretty sure that $150 is a small amount of money for an allegedly serious illness that a cat is suffering. Also another Plural arc that's going to end in like a week because Lou can't even be bothered to know anything about the labels he sees online other than the fact that other grifters use the labels as well.

One thing to notice that I didn't see mentioned is that Lou is proud to say that his entire family is on disability on Bluesky but he fails to mention anything about family disability payments on the Mastodon platform he uses to talk about how he's a disabled parent trying to take care of the nephew he isn't even allowed to be around without supervision who doesn't receive disability.
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$150 seems to be his go to number when he wants money. Like high enough for a shiny but low enough to consistently grift.
 
Oh fuck is this gonna be the lover situation all over again?

Lou, you remember how this went last time, you dumb fuck. You parade a sick, dying cat around asking for shinies like the last time you're gonna get twice the blowback.

THEN AGAIN.... I think this is just a grift for the sake of grifting. If the cat was actually dying we wouldn't have heard the end of it for the past week before he switches on the turbo-grift mode. Benefit of the doubt I guess.
 
Great Dane said:
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Remember this when we try to figure out what's going on with Lou's health (or his stepdad's).

"They're not putting the cat to sleep but also not keeping him overnight." This is definitely a second-hand report from a guy who wasn't even there and doesn't pay much attention to things that aren't himself.

As cat enthusiasts are very aware, kitties are desert animals so they're prone to urinary tract problems. Crystals or stones call for a special diet, plus good water dish and litter box fundamentals. Poor kitty is going to have a rough time in the Gagliardi household.
 
Shit, I’d pay 100% of that vet bill on the contingency that the cat is then sent to a shelter to find a proper home.

I’m so sick of this fucking nigger faggot. It’s really hope something seriously bad happens to Lou, and soon.
 
Great Dane said:
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I know its been said a million times, but if he would just buy actual groceries, the money would stretch a lot further, even if he got it delivered. Of course, he's fully aware of this and its not logical. It's wilful, stubborn, enabled and learned helplessness. He knows some retard will throw him the money just because he has "lgbt" in his name, so they can feel like they're a good person. There's also nothing sincere about his "hope" that he will not need to beg again, he knows full well that in a few days, he's going to be begging again. His next line, already admitting that he is going to beg for money to celebrate his birthday of all things, as someone well into adulthood is proof enough.

I decided to pay walmart's website a visit and see roughly how much food $50 will get you. Obviously prices vary by location, but not so significantly to undermine my point. Lou is, of course, a manchild that will never do any real cooking, so I'll stick mainly to easy to make foods like canned goods.
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Pinto beans and black beans. I picked two kinds for variety, and because they're the same price. Five each at $0.92 comes out to $9.20 total. Technically, it's 3.5 servings per can, but I'll round up to 2 servings for ease, and because I know the fat fuck really wants to eat the whole can.
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Two precooked rotisserie chickens. All the flavors are the same price, so I selected two kinds for variety. It's about 8 servings per, but I'll call it 4 because Lou is a fat fuck. They're 4.97 each, and our total becomes $19.14. No cooking required!
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Four boxes of instant rice, $2.46 each. Once again, no cooking required. Eight servings per, but I'll assume it's 4 servings since Lou is fat. That comes out to $9.84 and brings our total up to $28.98.
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A gallon of milk. Useful for cooking, useful for drinking. Sixteen servings per gallon. $2.32, bringing our total to $31.30.
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5lbs of russet potatoes. Easy to throw in the microwave or boil in a pot. Very filling. No idea how many servings that is, but its a lot. $2.97, bringing our total to $34.27. Consider how many meals just the above can make. Not the most nutritious meals, but that was never something he cared about. Filling and enough to get a poor person through the day.

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Six cans of canned, mixed vegetables. 3.5 servings per container, but once again I'll assume two. $5.76 for six cans, bringing our total up to $40.03.

This leaves just under $10 for whatever butter, spices, condiments, cheeses he might want to top all this.

While I'm not saying grocery prices are great right now, they're sure as fuck better than eating out. This isn't even the cheapest it gets, I just tried to make something a lazy fuck like Lou might be able to tolerate since they're all essentially "heat and eat". To get it delivered is $9.99, so assume $60 total for all of the above. This is enough food to feed him for over a week.

I know nobody that gives him money will ever read this, because Kiwi Farms is literally Hitler, but if they'd spend five minutes looking at his spending habits, they'd wise up.
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A normal person, realizing they were unable to afford a life saving procedure for their beloved pet, would feel a lot of grief and guilt. They'd do some self reflecting. If they were jobless like Lou, they'd probably be inspired to get one, or at least try. If they are addicted to spending money like Lou, they might reevaulate their spending going forward. Not Lou, however. It's just another excuse to pity beg.
 
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Great Dane said:
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So he bought physical cards, interesting. I thought he would go for the mobile app since Lou loves digital shinies so much. Well, for physical cards you need a binder, card sleeves, something to store it all in ... there might be fresh begs in the near future.
 
The Skeksis Emperor said:
So he bought physical cards, interesting. I thought he would go for the mobile app since Lou loves digital shinies so much. Well, for physical cards you need a binder, card sleeves, something to store it all in ... there might be fresh begs in the near future.
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And once he gets bored of it he'll dump it in a corner and wait for one of their cats to piss on it so he can beg for money to replace them.
 
He's doing the sick/dying cat grift again? What a piece of shit.

So, fun fact, one of our cats had a urinary tract blockage a few years back. It required surgery to get the blockage cleared as well as to modify his urethra to hopefully prevent it from ever getting blocked again. We like to joke he got gender reassignment surgery because of it. Anyways, it was a couple thousand dollars to get our sweet kitty fixed up. Do what you will with that information.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Remember this when we try to figure out what's going on with Lou's health (or his stepdad's).

"They're not putting the cat to sleep but also not keeping him overnight." This is definitely a second-hand report from a guy who wasn't even there and doesn't pay much attention to things that aren't himself.

As cat enthusiasts are very aware, kitties are desert animals so they're prone to urinary tract problems. Crystals or stones call for a special diet, plus good water dish and litter box fundamentals. Poor kitty is going to have a rough time in the Gagliardi household.
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I’m not a cat person, but I am a pet person and to go from “he’s so sick we have to put him down!!” to outpatient surgery shows he’s never actually taken the burden of care for an animal ever.
Norman B. Normal said:
This is the first time we've heard of "Rori," right? Completely on-brand for Lou that he can't be fucked to remember the name he previously gave the totally real headmate who definitely exists.
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I was thinking the same but Rori might be new. Remember he had to Old Yeller his last head mate when people called him out for obviously using DID to be a racist piece of shit.

Hence his whole “Rori doesn’t come out much but when she does!” Because when he calls a Jew a judenrat or a Hispanic a wetback, he needs Rori to be there when everyone calls him out.
 
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The Dude said:
He's doing the sick/dying cat grift again? What a piece of shit.

So, fun fact, one of our cats had a urinary tract blockage a few years back. It required surgery to get the blockage cleared as well as to modify his urethra to hopefully prevent it from ever getting blocked again. We like to joke he got gender reassignment surgery because of it. Anyways, it was a couple thousand dollars to get our sweet kitty fixed up. Do what you will with that information.
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I've had cats all my long life and I've never walked out of the vet's office with less than a $75 bill for a basic checkup, up to hundreds for teeth cleanings and thousands at an emergency vet when a cat had heart issues. There's zero chance this lard golem is paying for any vet bill if the cat is actually sick. As useless as Denise is, it's likely she'd be taking care of any bill.
 
The Skeksis Emperor said:
So he bought physical cards, interesting. I thought he would go for the mobile app since Lou loves digital shinies so much. Well, for physical cards you need a binder, card sleeves, something to store it all in ... there might be fresh begs in the near future.
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The cards will be coasters in a month's time. We all know his stress mitigation habit is spending money, not enjoying his purchases. He's already forgotten about the switch.
 
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