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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Crunkle]

Squats are no longer happening, lads.

Good night, sweet prince

anyone want to set up a GiveSendGo for Purple Aki?

20k to hire six very muscular bodybuilders to squat his coffin into the ground

 

[Kofi Drinka]

anyone want to set up a GiveSendGo for Purple Aki?

20k to hire six very muscular bodybuilders to squat his coffin into the ground

He was a homosexual nigger. Who killed someone through his niggering.

Why would you want to do anything but throw his body into the ocean where the fish can deal with it?

 

[Crunkle]

He was a homosexual nigger. Who killed someone through his niggering.

Why would you want to do anything but throw his body into the ocean where the fish can deal with it?

Holy shit can you please stop picking fights, it was a JOKE. Okay? A JOKE.

 

[Graphite Dog]

He was a homosexual nigger. Who killed someone through his niggering.

Why would you want to do anything but throw his body into the ocean where the fish can deal with it?

Sir, this is a lolcow forum.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XL2KqXi5-YwIrn Bru has brought out a new advert bringing back it's famous "Made from Girders" catch phrase.
The main character is a little Scottish boy (you may need subtitles if you're of the superior countries in our Great union)
The shop keeper is a paki
There's a negro the kid gives a pep talk to
There's a blue haired woman while the kid talks about being ginger

It's so beautifully Scottish. It's so modern and inclusive.

Spoiler: Iron Brew

I hope Scotland boycotts that shite until they do a proper new advert with only ginger cunts.

I still can't believe that scottish people drink this orange piss.

 

[Coolio55]

Seems like the kind of thing you should probably link some examples of to prove your point or maybe an article or two that details them as this is shit even the jeet swarms don't cite when jerking off over any suggestion of interracial/muslim rape in europe

Just off the top of my head. Please watch Mr. Hijab's videos and be astonished as Allah reveals the magic of paedophilia to you.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/early-wip-islamic-dawah-community.216806/

Get Elton on the phone, time for Candle in the Wind 2025. Tributes to a pioneering LGBTQ+ BAME figure in British bodybuilding.

Can we throw Elton in the bin with him?

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke the man was a filthy pervert, and I think my views on Nigerians in England I've made plain previously, but Purple Aki was a mythological figure, a bogeyman of the north-west. Like a noncey mothman.

 

[Made In Wales]

'and it seems to me, he lived his life squeezing muscles in the gym...'

 

[Muad'Dick]

a bogeyman of the north-west. Like a noncey mothman.

If you don't wipe the rack down, Purple Aki will get ya!

 

[FedPostalService]

Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke the man was a filthy pervert, and I think my views on Nigerians in England I've made plain previously, but Purple Aki was a mythological figure, a bogeyman of the north-west. Like a noncey mothman.

“They called him… Baba Yaga.”
“The Boogeyman?”
“Purple Aki wasn’t exactly the Boogeyman, he was the one you sent to feel the muscles of the fucking Boogeyman!”

 

[Eddie Riggs]

Britain has a thing with Williams coming over to conquer it

Next time : the will.i.am.ite war!

 

[Failed Lurker]

Might be late on this but I'd thought it was passengers who got to choose their drivers

 

[Help I'm A BritFag]

Anyone who thinks the recent flagging stuff is pointless, have a read of yesterday's letters page in The Guardian. The leftoids are SEETHING.

"A flag went up outside my house on Friday night (What does a true Brit feel when we commemorate the war or fly the St George flag? Depends on the Brit, 20 August). I asked very nicely if it could be taken down, but I was sneered at. No house other than ours can see it directly, but many people were beeping their horns as they drove past. I figured that eventually the council would come and take them all down, then I remembered that we now have a Reform council, and it has said that it won’t."

Lmao, can just imagine this smug posho middle-class Guardian reader approaching the flag lads like "P-please sir, could you take that flag down, we live in a diverse community and I fear that it may upset our Muslim friends" and them laughing in his face. Love the irony about him crying that the flag is being "shoved down his throat", while I'm sure he sees no problem with seas of Pali flags parading through city centres every weekend.

Also, the other letters are a bingo card of leftoid seethe, all the classics including "ACKSHUALEE Saint George was TURKISH", "it was the flag of Richard the Lionheart who lived in FRANCE and DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH", you get the picture.

The woke middle class Guardianistas are raging impotently and there is nothing they can do about it, it brings a ray of hope in my heart where once there was none.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Also, the other letters are a bingo card of leftoid seethe, all the classics including "ACKSHUALEE Saint George was TURKISH", "it was the flag of Richard the Lionheart who lived in FRANCE and DIDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH", you get the picture.

A true flag of diversity being our strength uwu

Also did anyone else hear more about this

 

[Eddie Riggs]

A true flag of diversity being our strength uwu

As more ppl begin not giving a fuck, and in some cases I've seen - not even playing fair - I really think the tide has begun the turning.

 

[redlenses2112]

Looks like the hostility toward England that characterizes the neoliberals who rule it has filtered down to pub owners. Here’s what happened when an Englishman bearing an English flag tried to enter the Manor Farm Pub in Birmingham:


The Karen would not allow the Cross of St George because in England it is regarded as “protest material.” Presumably the Union Jack would fall under the same category, as both are carried by Britons who want to reclaim their country before it is eradicated via demographic displacement.

https://xcancel.com/ImMeme0/status/1959713644519780597

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Apologists ought to be the first ones to get the rope, no exceptions.

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https://x.com/AnnaZ/status/1960362538840801648

I am not holding my breath, but I'd really like for it to happen.

I don't. I don't want that to happen. Fucking retard running around with an axe and a knife like some nogative american bullshit. Fuck off. Give her a claymore or a basket hilt like a true scot.

Regarding the female police posing as Joggers. In theory it's a great idea, and could have some genuine impact. However everyone knows they're going to be selective about who they go after.

I won't say it's a great idea. I think it's fucking retarded honestly. As an idea for policing. However as a way of increasing physical fitness especially in female police, never a bad thing. It's retarded but at least they're training something relevant to the job instead of sat around doing some faggy bullshit trawling facebook for hate speech type shit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xT9ud8iTL7Q

I fucking love this clip. The get out the area just the way they say it is fucking nostalgic honestly.

https://x.com/TheGriftReport/status/1960601927475192113

As someone of celtic decent I wonder what her opinion on english people is in general? You know, immigrants. 'Can't shit talk immigrants; they're never wrong unlike you' she says to people who are themselves immigrants. Immigration made this country great because the Romans brought us fucking organised civilisation and cities and religion and technology that was thousands of years ahead of the rest of the world. The Saxons brought the fucking language we speak today and the Angles brought us the name of the fucking country, together they laid the foundation for the fucking monarchy. The norse built countless settlements and had a significant impact on politics as well as half our language. The Normans created an actual centralized rule, gave us the rest of the language and basically laid the ground for everything that happened since. There's no such thing as 'english'. Even the countries fucking name makes that clear, you cannot be a united kingdom if there is just one because there would be nothing to unite, we are four(+) kingdoms united as one. There's about 10 different fucking ethnic groups in the country and god knows how many social/cultural groups. I fucking love immigration and it made this country what it is. I love immigration because I love my fucking gf. England is very much a country of immigrants and mixing cultures, does that mean that every culture is valid? Does that mean that actually there was nothing wrong with the vikings raping and pillaging because they were just poor little immigrants?

That does not mean I love ILLEGAL immigration. That does not mean I love rampant unrestricted importation of rapists. That does not mean I want every single socalist system to be overstretched to the point of failure from mass immigration from economic migrants who are distinctly not refugees. That does not mean I want to import people who up until a few decades ago were fucking burning women alive. That does not mean I want the country to be a fucking open season for every shitskin faggot on earth. Every single form of mass immigration to this country has been met with overwhelming violence. These groups did not come here for an easy time. They proved their superiority and desire, they made actual sacrifices for this land, they didn't just show up and get given an iphone and a house. The Normans didn't waltz up to that south coast and ask politely. There was this little thing called the battle of hastings in which thousands on thousands of people died. But no this colonization we can't meet that with violence because it's simply not 'british' right? When those norsemen showed up we just let them go around raping and pillaging and did not try to stop them at all right? And what do they have to give? What do we want from them? The places these people are coming from are hardly more advanced than the romans were, what could they possibly give us other than designated shitting streets and a 40% first cousin inbreeding rate? These people are allowed to be pissed off that we 'destroyed' their home but we are not allowed to be pissed off at them raping women in broad daylight? Because? The previous groups that came to this country didn't make it objectively worse. They might have caused a rough period of war, but they never made the wider society worse. Their very existence did not degrade society or the country. Mostly because they were all still fucking civilised, violent maybe but they didn't have fucking kids with their first cousins or shit in the streets. They built this country because they had already built their own. The only thing the countries of these new immigrants can build is terrorist groups, deathtrap architecture and stakes to burn women at.

Also what the fuck is she on about? Britain caused wars in these countries so these people come to England? India is at war? Because of England? Idk about you guys but last time I checked the time it wasn't the fucking 18/19th century anymore. I don't read the news but since when was the entire third world at war? I must have missed that part somehow. If these people are coming here to escape war then why don't I see (m)any Ukranians? The rest of what she's saying is absolute niggerbabble, honestly it all is. Basically all of what she says is absolute nonsense. How can you say it's about the person not the nationality while painting the ENTIRETY OF FUCKING ENGLAND as warmongering country destroying theives? Are you fucking retarded? I already know the answer.

Though for what it's worth that account is has posted probably 100 times today, just posting everything, absolute slop account. Both sides of the political spectrum, spam retweeting their own posts. Low tier engagement farm. Ironic that 'the grift report' would be a grifter.

 

[Muad'Dick]

The woke middle class Guardianistas are raging impotently and there is nothing they can do about it, it brings a ray of hope in my heart where once there was none.

I just look at it as a bit of cheeky civil disobedience that might eventually get the government painting themselves into a corner.

It costs less than a fiver for a flag. It takes a few minutes of your time to put one up. It doesn't matter if you're putting one up on your own property or hanging one from a lamppost. If your local council doesn't doesn't want you to have a St Georges on display they have to send a minimum of two council workers out to deal with it. If it happens to be on your property and you kick off they have to get the old bill involved. Just give it a few hours and put another one up. Rinse and repeat.

Waste enough public resources and they are left with two options; give up or pressure the government into enshrining their bullshit into law. The latter will be an absolute disaster.

Wasting public resources is a fun game the whole family can play. Buck breaking Guardian readers is just a side effect.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

After all this time being mildly annoyed whenever I see that faggot ass rainbow+brown+tranny flag, it's so amazing to know that my enemies loathe seeing MY flag even more than I hate seeing their flag.

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

So this happened earlier this year...

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Between her and this young girl, it seems to me that Scot chicks are leading the charge.

Looks like the hostility toward England that characterizes the neoliberals who rule it has filtered down to pub owners. Here’s what happened when an Englishman bearing an English flag tried to enter the Manor Farm Pub in Birmingham:
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The Karen would not allow the Cross of St George because in England it is regarded as “protest material.” Presumably the Union Jack would fall under the same category, as both are carried by Britons who want to reclaim their country before it is eradicated via demographic displacement.

https://xcancel.com/ImMeme0/status/1959713644519780597
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They dont serve beer there. Just paki cum. Nice amazon arm bands you fucking queers