🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'm late but I was sailing past Osaka, Japan when I heard the news.

God speed Cobra :semperfidelis:
 
Not to be "that guy" but in my educated guess. He didn't seem confused during his last video, and I couldn't see a rash (2 signs of acute symptoms) and since his blood pressure wasn't recorded,(if it was low, then that would be a major sign)he did have a high respiratory rate though, so we won't know until the autopsy.
Clint said it himself, appendicitis is a real possibility. His symptoms were identical to a personal friend of mine that had emergency appendectomy while visiting Japan. It makes me sick thinking about, seeing as how he had mentioned it hurt to lay down.
 
I usually try to only post funny things on KF because thats the point of this website. Feels weird typing something serious. Me and my wife watched Cobes so much we started saying "That's what up toobs." to each other ironically, then eventually unironically.

I instinctively said it tonight and it kinda broke me. I'll miss him, I think he will ultimately be remembered for authentically being himself. In a world full of trend chasers, he set the trends. Thats most definitely what the fuck is up toobs.

Fuck sickos, fuck rape, fuck suicide, fuck the trolls, fuck redditors, hail Ozzy and long live KingCobraJFS.
 
Pancreatitis seems the be the number 1 suspect here. People that young tend to think they're invincible, I was just thinking the other day I need to cut down on the frozen foods and start meal prepping more healthy foods, I hardly ever eat fast food, but the frozen foods and ramen kind of negates that positive. Probably only good thing in my diet is the amount of water I drink, if I ever get sodas its a 12 pack and that will usually last me 30 to 45 days.
A food hack I've been using for the longest time is smoothies. Unsweetened almond milk, a serving and a half of spinach, a banana, whatever other frozen fruit you want, and a scoop and a half of whey protein. It's good for you and tastes like chocolate milk. Lots of protein, spinach adds lots of micro nutrients, including K2, which helps increase the uptake of D3 that is usually supplemented in milk or almond milk. Plenty of fiber and other good shit.
 
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I really hope Josh gets a headstone, and isn't cremated. I'm about six hours from Casper and would most definitely take a weekend trip to pay tribute.
At the very least the city should put his name on a bench or something.
 
I really hope Josh gets a headstone, and isn't cremated. I'm about six hours from Casper and would most definitely take a weekend trip to pay tribute.
At the very least the city should put his name on a bench or something.
It would surprise me if Clint didn't give him a headstone. They probably bury him at the highland park cemetery that he liked to visit.
That place is a beautiful resting place. You got all different kinds of headstones, some huge, some small, even mausoleums. You also got casper wildlife chillin at the cemetery
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Fucking spooky shit man, a month after Ozzy passes, and dead at 34 after speculating on dying at 34?

3 and 4, 3 and fucking 4!!! Winds are dying down Josh, winds are dying down.

I'll admit Clint's video got me misty eyed but I held it together barely, but weirdly enough what broke me fully was the Morbikon track Land Phil shared.


It's actually really good as someone who actually likes black metal, I'm very curious as too how much they had to edit him, like did they send him the track and the lyrics and did he just freeball that shit, or was this more a bunch of vocals they timed up later, were they his own lyrics?

Either way it fucked me up because it's so good and that makes it super depressing, it's like the ultimate what if/what could have been. I'm sure they never would be able to work with him due to well (gestures around vaguely) and it seems like they chose someone else since you can find stuff for the project, and that's probably why this remained unreleased until now, but man, what if? (:_(

I've got some Cobra's Blood on deck, and then after far too many of them, I'm going to blast some white castle sliders and pizza rolls in the micawave, put the pizza rolls inside the sliders, and dip them in ranch.

All hail Ozzy, fuck suicide, fuck sickos, long live Joshua Faye Saunders KingCobraJFS! :semperfidelis:
 
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Well this sucks. Cobra was one of the main reasons why I lurked the farms from the start. My KF bookmark for quick access was this thread (p364).

'The world is just a little colder, the light a little more dimmer than it was yesterday, now that you've gone away'

I really hope Josh gets a headstone, and isn't cremated. I'm about six hours from Casper and would most definitely take a weekend trip to pay tribute.
At the very least the city should put his name on a bench or something.
I know what you mean, but that kind of thing is unfortunately a magnet to the worst type of fucker, you know they won't let him rest in peace if they have something solid to target.

Catch you later Goth Cowboy, bon voyage and safe travels.

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It would surprise me if Clint didn't give him a headstone.
Someone earlier ITT brought up that a headstone could be a target for trolling. It would be understandable if Clint chose to scatter him to avoid some retards disturbing Cobes' rest.
 
Someone earlier ITT brought up that a headstone could be a target for trolling. It would be understandable if Clint chose to scatter him to avoid some retards disturbing Cobes' rest.
Reddit faggots will absolutely trash his grave. I hope he's scattered somewhere.
 
Someone earlier ITT brought up that a headstone could be a target for trolling. It would be understandable if Clint chose to scatter him to avoid some retards disturbing Cobes' rest.
Reddit faggots will absolutely trash his grave. I hope he's scattered somewhere.
Most of the trolls that really hated him were worse off than he was. If you remember his subreddit, when you looked at the peoples accounts, many of them were also alcoholics and addicts that were just jealous that a "retard" having the same problems as them is getting paid and can live a lifestyle they wish they could. No work, chilling, getting hammered, while having an audience and fanbase. Their main issue was always muh paypigs. Thats why i think its unlikely they target his headstone, if they try, wyoming law has statues for cemetery desecration and vandalism. If they topple his headstone, they could be charged with a felony and get 5-7 years in prison, fines up to 5-10k.
 
It's a tough call, look at how GG Allin's grave ended up. Those were arguably fans not trolls. I agree redditards who seethed at Cobes are usually too dysfunctional and broke to go through with trashing it, but I could see plenty of retarded shenanigans that had their heart in the right place being at best frowned upon by both the family and the caretakers of the cemetery.
 
Oh man, RIP.. Always sad and tragic when someone dies that young. No mater how their life played out. I don't care how big of a cow, idiot or asshole. (Only serious criminals really shouldn't be respected in death)

RIP may you find peace on the other side.
 
Someone earlier ITT brought up that a headstone could be a target for trolling. It would be understandable if Clint chose to scatter him to avoid some retards disturbing Cobes' rest.
Just like the fake YT plaques sent to the boy. We could build dozens and dozens and just plant them all over the place. Cobra lives forever toobz.

I reckon give it some time, we will figure out a Cobra tribute we can agree upon, and make it happen. I reckon let the family grieve, think a couple of years from now. That builds the trust that the Cobraverse ain't full of troles, without the boy to torment, there is no target, we should look towards a monument of sorts (probably digital) to let his wisdom and legacy shine to the end of days.

The troles will not be remembered. The boy will be. Troles lose. We should work towards this end.
 
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