🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Fuck, dude. I was looking at his channel and i saw that his last video was posted "4 days ago" when i last checked it, then i thought: "Damn, quickly it will be months since he last posted and later it will be years, at one point we will look back at this channel and it will say that his last video was posted 10 years ago".

I'm not someone who's unwilling to accept death as a fact of life, when old people die i think it's natural despite being bummed out they are gone, but with Cobra it really hit me different because he was so young. I swear on my mother's life, i didn't think he would die now. He looked awful, i know, but i thought he would make it to 40.
Reallistically alcoholism will lead you to live a shitty life, you will see it effects on your health and you will eventually die from it, but you don't go when you're 34 without showing severe symptons that you were fucked from drinking to much.
I would understand if Cobra had ascitis, if his skin and eyes were yellow, if he looked like he was about to drop dead, but it really looks to me like there was some negligency from the doctors, i'm not sure. From what people said Clint took him to the doctor, i've been to the emergency before because i was having a gay heart attack (aka panic attack) and the doctors put me through an electrocardiogram, the tested my blood to see CRP, ERP, PCT, white blood cells, everything.
The doctor should have sent him to emergency care if they saw the boy was in pain and was told he was a severe alcoholic.
Anyway, it's not going to bring him back to blame others now, i hope i'm wrong and they did the best they could and it was just unfortunate.
you have articulated much of what I think too. I always thought he would make it to at least around 40. But fore mostly I thought there would be at least one hospital visit before the end (likely multiple, but in my head I was waiting for the first). This would never happen.

As for doctor negligence: as far as I'm aware he hasn't been any time recently. And this is where the true judgment of Clint begins for me. I think Josh was lucky to have Clint as a father. But let's just reflect on this situation.

1. I dont think Josh had a working phone. I could be wrong about this. But he at least didn't recently, and I don't think the pink iPhone had service. I could be wrong.
2. I would have taken Josh to the hospital the moment I saw his facebook video. If Clint was capable of this and chose not to, then he is completely reprehensible. Josh said it "hurt to lay down", "I have been puking and pooping all night", and "it hurts to breath." Especially if he didn't have a phone, and Clint saw this, there is no excuse.
3. There should've been a blood test at the bare minimum within the last year. I struggle with alcohol myself and I get those on a near yearly basis for this reason.

It's like, at what point is Clint not meeting the bare minimum?

Either way, RIP Josh.
 
His Tactical Soap promocode KINGCOBRA still works too and gives the 10% it used to. I wonder if Grondyke had known about their most passionate salesman's passing.
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Get yourself some Tactical Soap and buy a shirt :semperfidelis:
Maybe they did hear about it, because iirc recently he said it no longer worked, but perhaps i'm thinking of something else.
 
Fuck, dude. I was looking at his channel and i saw that his last video was posted "4 days ago" when i last checked it, then i thought: "Damn, quickly it will be months since he last posted and later it will be years, at one point we will look back at this channel and it will say that his last video was posted 10 years ago"
Fuck man. I haven't cried over ol Cobes but that thought almost did it.
The boy really does rule my pathetic life even as a digital ghost.
After 2 little caesars pizzas (1 food hacked) in 2 days, 3 24oz cans of malt liquor, and half a bottle of rum, I have a very gothic case of diarrhea and acid reflux. I don't know how Cobes did it.
Wet n juicy, Youtoob.
 
Maybe they did hear about it, because iirc recently he said it no longer worked, but perhaps i'm thinking of something else.
There was a point a while back when his promocode only gave 1% off, then it stopped working completely. It's why he stopped mentioning the code when he would bring up Tactical Soap in videos. But it was miraculously brought back.

It's really depressing to think that Cobes was so broken that Ozzy dying probably was the impetus to his own death. Maybe not broken heart syndrome but drove him further in a downward spiral that he could never recover from.
Ozzy was the keystone keeping him together after Walt's death. He deteriorated so much over only a few weeks. It was heartbreaking to see him like that.
 
Was gonna post this last night but the site ended up taking a shit on me and I passed out:

"4 99 proof's down the gullet for ya Cobies... I usually don't drink, even on special occasions, but I know this is the best way to honor him & what he would've wanted, now I'm gonna go drunk cry watching the beer challenge stream with Darth like a bitch.

Speaking of Darth, does anyone know if he has said anything about this or is even aware? Out of all of Cobies' homies, I only care what Darth has to say, he was a real one.

Also I want everyone who reads this to take a moment and think, how many lolcows can you genuinely say is a good person? A fellow human being deserving of love? I sure as fuck can't, especially not right now.
But regardless of the fact that Josh was a good soul, he didn't deserve this, nobody (besides sickos) deserves this fate, especially Clint.

Rest in Peace, Josh."


I seen this before his passing, and seeing this now is a Shinryuken to my feels, fuck man.
 
There was a point a while back when his promocode only gave 1% off, then it stopped working completely. It's why he stopped mentioning the code when he would bring up Tactical Soap in videos. But it was miraculously brought back.


Ozzy was the keystone keeping him together after Walt's death. He deteriorated so much over only a few weeks. It was heartbreaking to see him like that.
Don't forget Puff, but I think Ozzy passing really did push him over the edge, every video i saw recently he seemed worse than usual, and even seemed to be gaining a lot more weight. Its crazy how the signs are all there but you never notice them until its too late.
 
I'm probably way late because I don't follow this but his last video showed life-threatening symptoms.

Vomiting and diarrhea
Fever and chills
No position helps him feel more comfortable

I'm no doctor but that describes:

Norovirus
Ei salmonella
Ecoli
c.diff

Much more

Others that don't necessarily have all of the same symptoms like flu internal bleeding, pancreatitis, etc

So probably late but if YOU ever have these symptoms yourself like these

vomiting and diarrhea that won't go away,

Fever that doesn't respond to NSAIDs
Combined with chills is another concern

NECK PAIN if the back of your neck is stiff and doesn't respond to stretching, go to the ER NOW before it becomes meningitis.

Lastly having pain in your gut where there's no position that helps you feel comfortable is serious business.

There's your Internet doctor advice to not let any of these things wait before going to the hospital.

Rest in peace KingCobraJFS
 
Ozzy was the keystone keeping him together after Walt's death. He deteriorated so much over only a few weeks. It was heartbreaking to see him like that.
Cobes made it 30 days after Ozzy died. I will never not think the last Facebook video wasn’t a cry for help. I wish he could’ve gotten to the ER on the 19th. Cobra didn’t have a phone, wasn’t in the kind of shape to walk to the hospital. He needed some help. Whether or not it would’ve helped, who knows. We all miss him. This whole week has kind of sucked.
Speaking of Darth, does anyone know if he has said anything about this or is even aware? Out of all of Cobies' homies, I only care what Darth has to say, he was a real one.
I think Deathbed Tapes contacted Darth.
 
I'm probably way late because I don't follow this but his last video showed life-threatening symptoms.

Vomiting and diarrhea
Fever and chills
No position helps him feel more comfortable

I'm no doctor but that describes:

Norovirus
Ei salmonella
Ecoli
c.diff
From personal experience, I would rule out C. Diff. That typically only happens when someone is already on antibiotics for another illness.
 
I have acquired drink combo ingredients. I haven't had the time for my own personal send off sitting in front of the computer drinking more than is advisable. I might even get the courage to pour a bit out onto the carpet after a few.

I don't know why, but today Birdhouse In Your Soul popped into my head, I'm now trying to fit the lyrics to... something to do with all of this.
 
Fly high, king. I never really paid too much attention to Cobra, but I always did like him. Only the good die young.

On a related note, reddit kills yet another innocent person for the sole purpose of entertaining sadistic "normies". I swear, the average "normal person" is far more sadistic and cruel than your usual basement dwelling weirdo.
 
In the course of our criticisms it's really easy to forget Clint is only a man. I'm sure he will spend the rest of his life dwelling on what he could have done differently. I hope he finds some peace.
I dont doubt that Clint carries some form of guilt. As you said he's gonna carry this for the rest of his days always wandering he could've done something different. I just hope he's able to find some peace especially after seeing how beloved Josh was.
 
btw you can pick up a Cobra Craft Wands small flag for your yard on Cobra's store.
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It would be nice if we could see more of these in front of houses so we could know who is a cool cobra.
Just bought a shirt, for $40 fucking dollars lmao... Wish it came with a hand-written thank you from the lord himself for this price!
I forgot how much he overpriced this shit so he could have some liquor money. How much were his wands again?

It's worth it though, hopefully Clint is getting the money and uses it for funeral expenses. If not where the fuck is the money going?
Regardless, I'm curious as to how long this page will stay up for or if I'll even receive anything.
Hopefully I do, had the same thing happen to me with Kanye's swastika Tee and was pissed it never shipped despite the fact I got my money back.
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Just bought a shirt, for $40 fucking dollars lmao... Wish it came with a hand-written thank you from the lord himself for this price!
I forgot how much he overpriced this shit so he could have some liquor money. How much were his wands again?

It's worth it though, hopefully Clint is getting the money and uses it for funeral expenses. If not where the fuck is the money going?
Regardless, I'm curious as to how long this page will stay up for.
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If the site is like other dropship printers then the money goes into whatever account Cobes linked (PayPal likely) which Clint should get access to as next of kin/estate executor.
 
Just bought a shirt, for $40 fucking dollars lmao... Wish it came with a hand-written thank you from the lord himself for this price!
I forgot how much he overpriced this shit so he could have some liquor money. How much were his wands again?

It's worth it though, hopefully Clint is getting the money and uses it for funeral expenses. If not where the fuck is the money going?
Regardless, I'm curious as to how long this page will stay up for or if I'll even receive anything. Hopefully I do, had the same thing happen to me with Kanye's swastika Tee and was pissed despite the fact I got my money back.
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it'll go to his parents since they would be the default "Next of Kin" for estate purposes.
 
I'm probably way late because I don't follow this but his last video showed life-threatening symptoms.

Vomiting and diarrhea
Fever and chills
No position helps him feel more comfortable

I'm no doctor but that describes:

Norovirus
Ei salmonella
Ecoli
c.diff

Much more

Others that don't necessarily have all of the same symptoms like flu internal bleeding, pancreatitis, etc

So probably late but if YOU ever have these symptoms yourself like these

vomiting and diarrhea that won't go away,

Fever that doesn't respond to NSAIDs
Combined with chills is another concern

NECK PAIN if the back of your neck is stiff and doesn't respond to stretching, go to the ER NOW before it becomes meningitis.

Lastly having pain in your gut where there's no position that helps you feel comfortable is serious business.

There's your Internet doctor advice to not let any of these things wait before going to the hospital.

Rest in peace KingCobraJFS
I'm betting liver failure or tooth rot got to his brain, but would that cover the pain he was feeling through his body? I feel like it would but I'm no neurologist.
 
I'm betting liver failure or tooth rot got to his brain, but would that cover the pain he was feeling through his body? I feel like it would but I'm no neurologist.
I highly doubt liver failure. He would have been very visibly jaundiced in his last video.

My uneducated guess is it could be sepsis. Sepsis from fucked up teeth is rare, but considering he had a mouth full of them, it increases the odds by quite a bit.
Much more likely. I have actually seen sepsis from decayed teeth be the end of late stage cancer patients.
His immune system may have been fucked enough from alcoholism to put him at similar risk.
 
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