🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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My uneducated guess is it could be sepsis. Sepsis from fucked up teeth is rare, but considering he had a mouth full of them, it increases the odds by quite a bit.
Could have been a burst appendix, left untreated that too can lead to sepsis. I once had to look after a guy whose appendix had exploded and the way Cobes was writhing around reminded me of that guy, couldn't sit and even laying down caused a lot of pain. But to my knowledge he had no diarrhea or vomiting, but in this guys case his had exploded 30 to 45 minutes before he got to me and got medical attention soon after.
 
I highly doubt liver failure. He would have been very visibly jaundiced in his last video.


Much more likely. I have actually seen sepsis from decayed teeth be the end of late stage cancer patients.
His immune system may have been fucked enough from alcoholism to put him at similar risk.
Yeah I forgot liver failure can cause jaundice.
 
Much more likely. I have actually seen sepsis from decayed teeth be the end of late stage cancer patients.
His immune system may have been fucked enough from alcoholism to put him at similar risk.
Not to be "that guy" but in my educated guess. He didn't seem confused during his last video, and I couldn't see a rash (2 signs of acute symptoms) and since his blood pressure wasn't recorded,(if it was low, then that would be a major sign)he did have a high respiratory rate though, so we won't know until the autopsy.
 
so we won't know until the autopsy.
Did the statement from the coroner imply that we will know? I read it as that, but I don't know if that means they'll tell us unless something suspicious happened. I doubt Clint would reveal it, we'll probably never see Clint again unless he does an interview down the line. I know it's literally none of my business, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I genuinely need to know what happened to our boy.
 
Did the statement from the coroner imply that we will know? I read it as that, but I don't know if that means they'll tell us unless something suspicious happened. I doubt Clint would reveal it, we'll probably never see Clint again unless he does an interview down the line. I know it's literally none of my business, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I genuinely need to know what happened to our boy.
I thought clint mentioned cobra was going to have an autopsy to figure out what happened.
It might have been from the police report tho, I dont remember.
Either way, someone will know. Whether it gets released to the public or not idk.

i mean, i'm curious too but it also kind of doesn't matter.
like if it was appendicitis, or liver failure or sepsis or whatever, what's the difference really. they're all pretty shitty ways to die..
 
I know pretty much nothing about Cobra, but watching the vid of his dad hurt, man. Even more because I lost my brother last year and seeing this just reminded me of my parents...

In the words of Theoden, "No parent should ever have to bury their child."

RIP Cobra. May you find peace on the other side of the veil.
 
I thought clint mentioned cobra was going to have an autopsy to figure out what happened.
It might have been from the police report tho, I dont remember.
Either way, someone will know. Whether it gets released to the public or not idk.
They’re required to do an autopsy since Josh was alone when it happened. It said in the coroner’s report that further details would be released at a later date.
 
RIP legend. Always sad when a lolcow icon dies, especially one that is harmless and is more interesting than despised. I think about the video of him eating that burrito(?) with bugs that you can see crawling around inside it, weekly. He’s now paying it forward by being a combo meal for the bugs, and somehow I think he’d love a metal description like that.

I also don’t think he was poisoned by seeds. Dying young with his lifestyle shouldn’t really come as a surprise to anyone and need a conspiracy. I am interested in what finally took him out though, just out of morbid curiosity. Anyway, Rest easy King.
 
Did the statement from the coroner imply that we will know? I read it as that, but I don't know if that means they'll tell us unless something suspicious happened. I doubt Clint would reveal it, we'll probably never see Clint again unless he does an interview down the line. I know it's literally none of my business, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I genuinely need to know what happened to our boy.
I dont know local Casper law, but I imagine the death of a 34 year old indoors warrants an investigation. I also don't know how the Freedom of information act works but can't you request the report if you want?

I really don't think he was poisoned by NAL. It's just the community wanting to blame someone for this sad time.
 
I know pretty much nothing about Cobra, but watching the vid of his dad hurt, man. Even more because I lost my brother last year and seeing this just reminded me of my parents...

In the words of Theoden, "No parent should ever have to bury their child."

RIP Cobra. May you find peace on the other side of the veil.
Sorry to hear about your brother.
 
The police have already released a statement saying no foul play is suspected.
Where? I went back 30 pages and nothing.
I was just going to link the CustomizedGirl. The money will probably go to Clint and his family now and that's for a good cause.

Fuck. I'm gonna miss him plugging his merch and Tactical Soap in his streams and all this community posts where he shows off his ridiculous shirt designs.
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LONG LIVE ROCK IN ROLL AND METAL

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Just bought a shirt, for $40 fucking dollars lmao... Wish it came with a hand-written thank you from the lord himself for this price!
I forgot how much he overpriced this shit so he could have some liquor money. How much were his wands again?

It's worth it though, hopefully Clint is getting the money and uses it for funeral expenses. If not where the fuck is the money going?
Regardless, I'm curious as to how long this page will stay up for or if I'll even receive anything.
Hopefully I do, had the same thing happen to me with Kanye's swastika Tee and was pissed it never shipped despite the fact I got my money back.
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I dont know local Casper law, but I imagine the death of a 34 year old indoors warrants an investigation. I also don't know how the Freedom of information act works but can't you request the report if you want?

I really don't think he was poisoned by NAL. It's just the community wanting to blame someone for this sad time.
Yeah I doubt he was poisoned as well.
He wasn't exactly the picture of health at the end so there's plenty of things that could have killed him.
 
Tactical soap should do something cobra related
They are going to have to, I think Cobra was their biggest customer. Half of their revenue has probably collapsed. How many years was Cobra spruiking their products? The troles were the ones who likely got his code cancelled a few times, but they should make a special soap and lean into it. A Cobra edition soap would sell well (green smoke to light my, I dunno, someone else could come up with some better ideas, imagine how many units they would sell if they aligned with a profit share with the autistm charity that Deathbed and Clint are donating to with his posthumous album?).
thinking about shon makes me cry more, and I don't know why. I think toy story fucked up something in me as a kid, because I know Shon isn't physically alive, but...
but spiritually, he's gotta have something imbued in him.

A little piece of Josh.

and Clint probably knows that, and so he holds shon... and maybe shon holds him, too ..
If I remember right, Clint gave Shon to Josh before he was 18. A genius insight into how Clint understood his son. My favourite moments was Josh and Shon. It unlocked an honesty like in "What about Bob?", Cobra was able to channel his self awareness through that puppet, and actually make jokes about himself. It was one of the genuine repeated genius displays of the boy's brain. It was also very entertaining. In recent history he was shut down by a comment during a live where he pulled out the puppet and someone said 'we seen all this before', he was dejected and put Shon away. It was one of the most amazing talents that he had. Whoever wrote that comment can go die in a ditch. It's one of the boy's talents that should have been encouraged. I'm super MATI about that. The other big talent that the boy had was his freestyle rap. He's no Kendrick Lamar, but he really punched above his weight there. The boy had some genuine talent despite all the things he was not good at.
we need a cobra con
You're not the first to think of this. When the boy was alive, the problem was 'how do you keep out the a-logs?', but now the boy is gone, it could be a thing, and it could be a genuine celebration of his crazy life. Alogs won't have anyone to trole, except the fans. Wyoming is a big open space and the Spitter Spys have shovels and offroad transport to go bury the trash.

I can't find the SB5k video right now, but I'm sure he did a parody 'Cobracon' once upon a time. Once we're all finished mourning, Cobracon doesn't sound like a bad idea.
 
Waking up, checking the farms and seeing the inactive tag next to cobes did a level of damage to my psyche I really didn't want to have.

Miss you, sexy goth bad boy.
 
Could have been a burst appendix, left untreated that too can lead to sepsis. I once had to look after a guy whose appendix had exploded and the way Cobes was writhing around reminded me of that guy, couldn't sit and even laying down caused a lot of pain. But to my knowledge he had no diarrhea or vomiting, but in this guys case his had exploded 30 to 45 minutes before he got to me and got medical attention soon after.
The belly pain, alcohol use, diet of massive amounts fried food, and vomiting make pancreatitis a big concern too. Not the first time it hits a relatively young person with a shit diet that catches up with them. Kid my mom taught died of it at 28. He liked to eat, liked to drink, and kept the college diet going.
 
The belly pain, alcohol use, diet of massive amounts fried food, and vomiting make pancreatitis a big concern too. Not the first time it hits a relatively young person with a shit diet that catches up with them. Kid my mom taught died of it at 28. He liked to eat, liked to drink, and kept the college diet going.
Pancreatitis seems the be the number 1 suspect here. People that young tend to think they're invincible, I was just thinking the other day I need to cut down on the frozen foods and start meal prepping more healthy foods, I hardly ever eat fast food, but the frozen foods and ramen kind of negates that positive. Probably only good thing in my diet is the amount of water I drink, if I ever get sodas its a 12 pack and that will usually last me 30 to 45 days.
 
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