🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BullfrogBill said:
btw you can pick up a Cobra Craft Wands small flag for your yard on Cobra's store.
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It would be nice if we could see more of these in front of houses so we could know who is a cool cobra.
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I was just going to link the CustomizedGirl. The money will probably go to Clint and his family now and that's for a good cause.

Fuck. I'm gonna miss him plugging his merch and Tactical Soap in his streams and all this community posts where he shows off his ridiculous shirt designs.
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LONG LIVE ROCK IN ROLL AND METAL

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Fapcop said:
Nobody poisoned him.

On that last video he did, he didn’t look like he had liver issues, but he did complain of pain and fever which could sound like symptoms of appendicitis.
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1) agreed

2) if you look at his last Facebook live (as grim as it is). If you look closely, he has a yellow hue to him which means he had jaundice. His liver was failing him real time. He remarked he was puking and shitting all night, and I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar his stools were black like a road on a summers day. He was sweating and breathing with accessory muscles,
I take no joy in saying this but his final moments were probably very painful.
But thankfully, his pain was temporary and he is now chilling with Ozzy with dank combos us mortals can't comprehend.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
I was just going to link the CustomizedGirl. The money will probably go to Clint and his family now and that's for a good cause.

Fuck. I'm gonna miss him plugging his merch and Tactical Soap in his streams and all this community posts where he shows off his ridiculous shirt designs.
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MAIL EMPOWERMENT

LONG LIVE ROCK IN ROLL AND METAL

DIRTY BELCH FART PELICAN FUCKER
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I do hope the money is going to Clint for services and what not. I'd much rather that than have it in the void.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
I hope Clint saves some of Josh's belongings, such as Shon of course and his stuffed animals. Seeing the pictures and edits of his empty chair with his little plushies sitting on it really gets me emotional.
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Most of Cobes things will be thrown away or placed into storage. But I heavily doubt that homedad Clint will ever allow himself to part with Shon.

If I had to guess, he's probably already clutched it while uncontrollably sobbing.
 
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Remember when he put NAL's tit pics on a shirt after she revenge porned him? And CustomizedGirl just removed the shirt but didn't ban the BOY.
 
I'm kind of stunned at how much losing our boy hurts. And the Clint video is one of the hardest things I've had to watch. He took time away from his considerable grief to address Josh's fans, and that took a lot of strength. I admire him for that. He spoke from the heart and it was so clear how much he loved his son. I hope he and the rest of Josh's family feel some comfort from knowing that for every bottom-feeding redditard and discord trole there are many more people who appreciated Cobes for the smiles and laughs he brought us. Sure, he wasn't perfect but he had people who loved him and he deserved to feel loved. Fuck I'm tearing up again.
 
In the course of our criticisms it's really easy to forget Clint is only a man. I'm sure he will spend the rest of his life dwelling on what he could have done differently. I hope he finds some peace.
 
A Greyhound in a Coat said:
I'm kind of stunned at how much losing our boy hurts. And the Clint video is one of the hardest things I've had to watch. He took time away from his considerable grief to address Josh's fans, and that took a lot of strength. I admire him for that. He spoke from the heart and it was so clear how much he loved his son. I hope he and the rest of Josh's family feel some comfort from knowing that for every bottom-feeding redditard and discord trole there are many more people who appreciated Cobes for the smiles and laughs he brought us. Sure, he wasn't perfect but he had people who loved him and he deserved to feel loved. Fuck I'm tearing up again.
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Clint's message made me cry too. Too soon, toobs
 
Don't have anywhere to grieve... So I'll do it here.

I started watching Josh 10~ years ago. I was wasted, high, and crawling around in my own depression. Then I found him. It was an out of focus video/shot of his old white apartment wall/window at night and he was off camera conjuring a thunderstorm. It was ridiculous and unintentionally hilarious. And I was hooked. Something about his attitude. He simply refused to live life any other way than his own and he would not apologize for it. Cobes was living in a world of shit just like me, but he always seemed to be optimistic. Always willing to press on. And If the Boglim could overcome his problems, so could I. Every day I would check for new videos from him, or new compilations from "the trolls". There was a time when Josh tried making his own pizzas, he would take a tube of prepackaged dough, and instead of rolling it out he would smash it into a ball and try to flatten it, unaware you could unroll it out of the can, I spent weeks trying to get his attention on his streams and he eventually responded to me and actually corrected his mistake, and one of the last videos he made with that canned dough, he unrolled it just like I had asked him to try. I bought one of his original wands, before the shotgun casings, before the wooden lathe. It is one of my favorite most retarded memorabilia that I own now.

I won't pretend I had anything more than a parasocial relationship with him, but Josh was my friend. Over the years I got better, but Josh slowly got worse. I day dreamed about going to Casper and finding him. Trying to help him overcome his own demons just like he had inadvertantly helped me with mine. But we all know the true nature of the Boglim. I will never forget him. I don't want to forget. I hope there will be a KingCobraJFS Fest and we can all get together and play his classic videos and make drink combos and scream at the sky together.

I wish you would have said goodbye, but I'm glad you stayed as long as you could. I love you. FUCK SICKOS FUCK THE TROLLS LONG LIVE OZZY FUCKERS YEEAAAAAAAAAA
 
Gorgabesch the Unholy said:
This is a death that hit me harder than expected. I was at work Friday knocking the night out literally listening to one of his cooking videos: Spicy Seafood Burger. Yeah. That one.

Cobra was a goof. Had some bad takes, most definitely. But he was endearing. When something pleased me I unironically would say "that's most definitely what the fuck is up". Something about Cobra and videos on the guy just...chilled me out you know? Listening on about LolCows/HorrorCows either has me going two directions: Anger or Anxiety. Not Cobra. I was either chilled out or laughing hysterically. He was one of a kind.

I feel like we saw a lot of ourselves in Cobra. The decline was sad. And it was inevitable. But suddenness of it. His last video complaining about pain. His dad mourning. It made it all so real.

Cobra, I hope you know you're ruling over all of our sad fucking lives. Rock on Cobes. You crazy bastard.
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Explaining Cobes to my phd level brother and having him hit me with, "you really had a parasocial care for this dude," really sealed it in that he did rule some small part of this sad life I am living. I'm still quietly missing the shit out of the dude and will be with that braincell that admired the wandsmith and drinkmaster that smelled really good, dude.
 
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