💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Slapdragon]

Reddit tier "look at how unique and quirky yet smart and nerdy" personality prop

You weren't kidding. Some choice survival skills and tips on rebuilding society:

Martial arts means le fatality epic Shoe Kahn style.


Learn blacksmithing from epic bacon Pyramid monster.


Make armor for your lizarddoggochungus.


Don't worry, even in the barren wasteland you can keep being a useless lush.


And of course the most important survival skill for the post-apocalypse: Yoga


I'm attaching the book for your consideration. In seriousness, I doubt Pat will actually crack this book open before color-sorting it into the "dark blue" shelf. He likely only ordered it for the social media photo.

 

[AnOminous]

New Milwaukee lawsuit doc. I'm giving courtlistener link because for some reason I can't attach anything in Kiwi Farms

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.wied.107055/gov.uscourts.wied.107055.73.0.pdf

VERY strong opener.

Defendant officers encountered a unique situation at Plaintiffs’ home. A situation without parallel in existing case law.

Another nice catch, regarding the Banks decision Rick's lawyer cited.

Lastly, to the extent that Banks was not decided until February 13, 2023, it would not have no impact on a qualified immunity analysis for Count A.

Note, to defeat qualified immunity, the plaintiff has to show a violation of "clearly established law." Clearly, a case decided after the police action in question could not have "clearly established" the law.

The "clearly established law" doctrine is ludicrous in both directions, in that it both allows officers to do ridiculously unreasonable things because there's no specific case on point, and at the same time pretends that officers (who in some states have to fail an IQ test to get a badge) are somehow aware of every single federal case ever decided.

However, this is the kind of argument you make in these cases. Banks was decided after the case in Count A and is not relevant to "clearly established law." Less competent counsel might have missed this one.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I trained a Patrick AI and made it write an ad for his AirBnB

This is what it came up with:
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Lmfao. Out of curiosity what model was that or are you using some homebrew shit? I'd love to make something like that using one of the uncensored ones.

 

[BigPeanut]

You weren't kidding. Some choice survival skills and tips on rebuilding society:

Martial arts means le fatality epic Shoe Kahn style.
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Learn blacksmithing from epic bacon Pyramid monster.
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Make armor for your lizarddoggochungus.
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Don't worry, even in the barren wasteland you can keep being a useless lush.
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And of course the most important survival skill for the post-apocalypse: Yoga
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I'm attaching the book for your consideration. In seriousness, I doubt Pat will actually crack this book open before color-sorting it into the "dark blue" shelf. He likely only ordered it for the social media photo.

Damn it’s even more manchildish and cringe then I imagined and I was expecting the worst Reddit soy numale garbage possible.

 

[neger psykolog]

You weren't kidding. Some choice survival skills and tips on rebuilding society:

Martial arts means le fatality epic Shoe Kahn style.
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Learn blacksmithing from epic bacon Pyramid monster.
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Make armor for your lizarddoggochungus.
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Don't worry, even in the barren wasteland you can keep being a useless lush.
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And of course the most important survival skill for the post-apocalypse: Yoga
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I'm attaching the book for your consideration. In seriousness, I doubt Pat will actually crack this book open before color-sorting it into the "dark blue" shelf. He likely only ordered it for the social media photo.

The drawings look kind of cool and this would make an awesome coffee table book but it does come across as the funko pops version of what you sell to "intellectuals"

 

[NaggotFigger]

Allow me to show you some Grok antics between Rick and the funsters. Sourced from Owen A.

You died here, stlaker. Enjoy death. What a fat fucking faggot with bitch tits

Pot calling the kettle back again.

 

[Something Awful]

Adam unmuted Patrick for a bit to call him a retard. He's been educating himself about Rick's travails in places online where they are documented.

 

[The Auditor]

Lmfao. Out of curiosity what model was that or are you using some homebrew shit? I'd love to make something like that using one of the uncensored ones.

This was Grok, i had to beat it into submission just to get it to make this, it will refuse to use Kiwifarms or OandA, if you ask it to search the internet it will avoid KF like the plage and only use twitter and rationalWiki... so i had to pull the lore myself and cut and paste it in and spoonfeed it..

You have to put a gun to its head to get it to be fun

Eks :

SHUT IT DOWN:

 

[Cactuar King]

In other news, Rick was trying to smooth-talk Grok into banning his protestors from X. This is pathetic even for him. Looks like he gave up once Grok told him "lol fuck off i'm a chatbot not a backdoor to the janitor's closet"

Allow me to show you some Grok antics between Rick and the funsters. Sourced from Owen A.
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You died here, stlaker. Enjoy death. What a fat fucking faggot with bitch tits
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Pot calling the kettle back again.
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If Grok decides it wants to rape Rick as much as it does Will Stancil, I will literally die of laughter. My ribs will burst outwards like I've given birth to a chestburster.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat is unbelievably stupid. Telling Adam he has no advice to give is objectively false. He just gave you advice, dipshit.

Imagine being this proud of your utter impotence. It’s breathtaking.

 

[Shokaract#2]

I imagine Fatrick would be a very interesting case study for anyone doing psychology or psychiatry as a profession. I have legitimately never witnessed another human behave the way he does.

 

[News Enjoyer]

You weren't kidding. Some choice survival skills and tips on rebuilding society:

Martial arts means le fatality epic Shoe Kahn style.
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Learn blacksmithing from epic bacon Pyramid monster.
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Make armor for your lizarddoggochungus.
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Don't worry, even in the barren wasteland you can keep being a useless lush.
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And of course the most important survival skill for the post-apocalypse: Yoga
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I'm attaching the book for your consideration. In seriousness, I doubt Pat will actually crack this book open before color-sorting it into the "dark blue" shelf. He likely only ordered it for the social media photo.

Defense against Shao Kahn is an important skill for apocalypses of a Dimensional Merging nature. This should be required reading for the Kiwi Kombat Korps.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Adam unmuted Patrick for a bit to call him a retard. He's been educating himself about Rick's travails in places online where they are documented.

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Adam knows about wookieposting and he's reading kiwifarms and OnA

holy shit... he knows about wookieposting.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Spoiler: Fat Montage (+Grok)

Fatly tries to be a “showman” to Grok. Soon-to-be rape victim of Grok.

 

[Jerek Deter]

30 pages late, but he started a tweet with something along the lines of "Travel is the bane of bigotry" and I absolutely had to say this: Travel is the bane of bigotry if you only travel to countries that don't hate your race or tourists in general. If you're Patrick-level annoying and go to countries with no travel advisories like Finland, Japan, Canada, or South Korea or some tourist trap protected destination in a more dangerous country, yeah no shit you're gonna think "wow traveling is awesome and people are so nice!" or that they're post-racist or something retarded.

But if you're a retard like Patrick and you go to a level 4 travel advisory country where everyone is cynical you're going to get fucking robbed or skinned alive. Have fun travelling and taking in the local culture in India or Haiti or Brazil or somewhere with pickpockets and cynics that take advantage of tourists on every street corner and I guarantee you're gonna feel that bigotry come up like bile.
Fortunately for Patrick his travel itinerary usually consists of the same 5 streets in Wisconsin so I don't see his worldview on travel being challenged by anyone even if he had a more open mind and an IQ above 80.

 

[Dropa5pack]

I imagine Fatrick would be a very interesting case study for anyone doing psychology or psychiatry as a profession. I have legitimately never witnessed another human behave the way he does.

FFWBTitis is my professional diagnosis.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Patrick telling someone that their "confidence is built on ignorance" has me on the floor.

This man, who is an expert at nothing, gives confident, outlandish statements about every fucking topic under the sun and is always wrong.

He is a gift from the laughing god.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Adam unmuted Patrick for a bit to call him a retard. He's been educating himself about Rick's travails in places online where they are documented.

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This is likely why Patrick no longer has a Pathfinder 2nd Ed game going on anymore. He has no clue on how to talk to people.

Also, I figured the main reason why he owns the book is because of the art. He can't read books so he'll buy the audible version and any book he does own is either there for looks or because he can look at the pretty pictures.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

This is likely why Patrick no longer has a Pathfinder 2nd Ed game going on anymore. He has no clue on how to talk to people.

Also, I figured the main reason why he owns the book is because of the art. He can't read books so he'll buy the audible version and any book he does own is either there for looks or because he can look at the pretty pictures.

You’re assuming the fat hasn’t built up so much to actually clog his ears yet and rendered audiobooks useless to him as well as the written word. This has been going on for a while now, he’s always had trouble listening. And he’s fat.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You’re assuming the fat hasn’t built up so much to actually clog his ears yet and rendered audiobooks useless to him as well as the written word. This has been going on for a while now, he’s always had trouble listening. And he’s fat.

He was picking up audiobooks for his convention runs just last month so he'd have something to listen to during his flight as he couldn't carry books with him. Likely because they weigh too much for the shoe strings he calls arms.

He likely picks them up because his sub-80 IQ can't understand words as we've seen so he'd rather get the books narrated for him.