💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I trained a Patrick AI and made it write an ad for his AirBnB

This is what it came up with:
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The Auditor said:
I trained a Patrick AI and made it write an ad for his AirBnB
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What kind of AI is that (if you're serious and didn't just write that yourself)? What was it trained on? It doesn't seem very good if I'm being honest (includes facts about Patrick, some of his weirdness, but otherwise pretty generic and not like what Rick would actually write). Still, I'm curious how you did it.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
That's on par with the worst fanfiction I've seen.
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Even the worst fanfic usually spells the character names correctly. Pat, there is no 'i' in Ebenezer.

Judge Holden said:
the delusion that there is just one single stalkerchilde who has six million burner accounts
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Hang on, I thought there was a cult. I think you need more than one person to be considered a cult - unless you are P@t, he's fat enough to count as several people thus qualifies as a total cult all by himself.
 
Red Frida said:
and how he only likes his steak well done.
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It's as if he wants to make damn sure everyone everywhere hates him.
YouTube Autist said:
This is how you died screaming. Enjoy prison.
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I think it would be funny to throw some of this back at him. Instead of talking about his death we use his impending chronic health conditions: "This is how you developed diabetes." "This is why you have chronic venous stasis."
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I didn't know I was in prison. When did that happen? First I was playing with the new kittens next I find find out I'm in some insane asylum painting with Chris Olili, is Mr. Turk in here with us?
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You are not playing with the kittens, stalker. You are the kitten. In the carrier. For life. Where you died because of something you did. Enjoy.
BallsMcLongDong said:
ALL OF THESE TWEETS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
BAD STALKER CHILDREN END UP DEAD
WHILE MY TITS KEEP GETTING BIGGER
BANG BANG BANG

PEPPERONI NIGGER
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My fellow Farmer in Christ, I'm at work in an operating room. You can't be putting shit like this that makes people guffaw uncontrollably online.
Meriasek said:
As of now, nuclear fission really is the only option on the Moon, if one wanted to build a permanent base there.
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Wouldn't keeping the necessary water supply on hand be a huge logistical issue? Like it'd probably be easier to get Patrick to start running marathons for real than to transport all that up to the moon.
 
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Something Awful said:
What kind of AI is that (if you're serious and didn't just write that yourself)? What was it trained on? It doesn't seem very good if I'm being honest (includes facts about Patrick, some of his weirdness, but otherwise pretty generic and not like what Rick would actually write). Still, I'm curious how you did it.
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Its just grok 4 that we for some reason pay for at work, and i just played around with it a bit asking it to scrape his tweeting and writing style and read up on Pat lore, then make an ad for his AirBnB, the hardest part was forcing it to use Kiwi Farms info and not Rational Wiki that it loves and trust for some reason, then give it feedback on what it put out, im not a native english speaker and could never have written that myself, it would be full or spelling errors

This was its best work after some time of tinkering, im not trying to make some grand design just entertain myself on a boring workday
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Did this fat faggot see Cowboy Bebop and decide doing his best Spike impersonation would make him sound tough?
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The original anime is tightly paced, beautifully written, gorgeously animated, and very emotionally compelling. In other words, Pat would never. Did that dogshit Netflix bastardization reference Spike's 'bang?' I could see Pat watching that - at least provided he didn't quit in confusion after the first episode, wondering why Jet Black was neither ground into pepperoni, nor seen farting in Faye's vagina.

Useful_Mistake said:
You always exist in the dual state of death and prison, stalker. I'm sorry you are so stupid.
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McMitch said:
Truly the knock we were waiting for was the prison we enjoyed along the way.
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No, stalker, and yes, stalker, and no, stalker, and you did, Stalker, and no, Stalker, you didn't. You died here, Stalker. Your restless, angry ghost has been ordered many countless hundreds of times to cease haunting this place immediately, Spectre Child. Leave here and never return. You are furthermore forbidden from a list of other spectral activities, including - but not limited - to:

-Wailing horridly outside of my bedroom window on moonless nights,
-Playing period music when I am trying to listen to Sheyrone and Roudeenya farting in Nikki's vagina,
-Consorting with the angry ghosts of Bernell Trammell and Charles Dickens as they plot bloody revenge upon me,
-Creating cold drafts underneath the doors in the Half-Hovel,
-Misplacing objects and creating mischief in my household,
-Dragging and rattling the chains of your karmic debt throughout my halls and chambers,
-Calling me fat.

Enjoy afterlife prison, stalker. Quietly is key.
 
Judge Holden said:
Alas he seems to have a thing for a different pig poker given how obsessed he is with getting him face down on the ground
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This weird homosexual appears extremely obsessed with his thinly-disguised rape fantasies about people being held face-down to the ground while he sodomizes them.
 
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