DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

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Why should he leave when weens and dents pay for him to sit on his ass all day. If weens really want to troll him, they could cut off all low brain troll donos and Phil would go out and try to do something instead of rotting in his shit hole. However, these people are ‘tards just like Phil and will make sure Phil get enough to drink and eat. Phil should be thanking god for the downies that donate to him
Phil will never leave his shitty house unless he gets medical assistance. He'll just beg harder. He clearly has social phobia and hasn't helped things by sitting in his gay little house talking shit and insulting as many people as possible for the past decade or more.
 
He hates every game. Every game that has an “end” becomes the most torturous task to complete at his job.

Last game he completed was Luto. Before that it was Blue Prince. Before that it was Oninimushi 2. I don't count Lies of P because that was a DLC. 3 games out of 10. He hasn't actually completed any of the games you would think would "save the buisiness". Just indie games and 12 year old games like GTA which sounds like he's getting ready to drop.
This shit with Minecraft, Truck Sim, Street Fighter. Its so low effort that its not even funny.
 
Last game he completed was Luto. Before that it was Blue Prince. Before that it was Oninimushi 2. I don't count Lies of P because that was a DLC. 3 games out of 10. He hasn't actually completed any of the games you would think would "save the buisiness". Just indie games and 12 year old games like GTA which sounds like he's getting ready to drop.
This shit with Minecraft, Truck Sim, Street Fighter. Its so low effort that its not even funny.
He has forced himself to play games that failed to hit goals on multiple streams in a row recently (when plenty of shit got dropped for a single failed goal this year) like Mafia/DK/DS2 purely because he got upset about people talking about him wage quitting and that chart going around showing he doesn't finish even half his games anymore.

I do think we will see some sort of shift in the kahntent in the next year because he even admits he can just do q&a and make more than a lot of slop he plays.
 
The adult happy meal idea came from a few years back when some "literally who?" pop artist did some sort of collaboration with McDonalds.

I'm late, but the adult happy meal is basically real now. It just doesn't have adult in the name. The newest McWonder meal thing only appears under the regular meals section and comes with a large box, perfect for a mature adult who doesn't like immature kid stuff. There was another one a few months back that gave "collectors" toys too.
 
Last game he completed was Luto. Before that it was Blue Prince. Before that it was Oninimushi 2. I don't count Lies of P because that was a DLC. 3 games out of 10. He hasn't actually completed any of the games you would think would "save the buisiness". Just indie games and 12 year old games like GTA which sounds like he's getting ready to drop.
This shit with Minecraft, Truck Sim, Street Fighter. Its so low effort that its not even funny.
Hey now he completed the entirety of the content in Mario kart world, and in only a few hours no less. Man Nintendo really dropped the ball on that one ack ack ack.
 
I do think we will see some sort of shift in the kahntent in the next year because he even admits he can just do q&a and make more than a lot of slop he plays.
Phil has been trying to implement things to wean himself off of gaming for years now and they never stick. DSP Reacts, covering drama videos about his enemies, Lego building, nothing will meet Phil's criteria of filling time while getting consistent income with low effort required except games.
 
The topic of sex would have to actually come up for them to get a chance to complain. I'm sure any time Panda brought it up he just giggled and played dumb until she got frustrated enough to leave the room, like in that video where he's filming their hotel room and she's literally bent over, ass in the air on the bed and he just says "uhh what are you doing?" as he kept touring the bathroom.
We should really change the term "pigroach luck" into something like "monkey paw luck" because everything good he stumbled into was just wasted anyways. He scored a teenage nympho, who regardless of your tastes we can agree is way above his league, but he's gay and only wanted her to act like his mom until he traded her in for a Midwest heffer. He stumbled into making over a million dollars and becoming one of the first big youtubers, but wasted or ignored every chance to capitalize and now has to keep begging to an audience of 100-200 retards and hatewatchers. He was granted a bankruptcy to clear most of his debt, but learned nothing and keeps spending every penny he gets until he can declare bankruptcy again. It's hard not to get angry whenever anything good happens to Phil, but just try to remember he will always fuck up and waste it anyways.
I don't know why people think Leanna was some kind of hellcat, she just seemed childish and dorky to me. SHe wasn't begging for it in that hotel room, she was just being silly. I wouldn't be surprised if Leanna was just as sexless as Fail is.
 
I don't know why people think Leanna was some kind of hellcat, she just seemed childish and dorky to me. SHe wasn't begging for it in that hotel room, she was just being silly. I wouldn't be surprised if Leanna was just as sexless as Fail is.
Leanna acted slutty at times, but it was always in that Mean Girls way. Time has caused people to forget how extremely annoying she was.
 
This shit with Minecraft, Truck Sim, Street Fighter. Its so low effort that its not even funny.
I don't count Minecraft as a game with him anymore. The dudes been playing it for months and still hasn't done anything in the Nether from what I can tell. All he does is fish, complain, beg, and remind people every 30 seconds that if they donate 20 dollars they can name something while talking about how "this stream of Minecraft could be the last one" because people aren't interested enough in it.
I don't know why people think Leanna was some kind of hellcat, she just seemed childish and dorky to me. SHe wasn't begging for it in that hotel room, she was just being silly. I wouldn't be surprised if Leanna was just as sexless as Fail is.
Leanna acted slutty at times, but it was always in that Mean Girls way. Time has caused people to forget how extremely annoying she was.
There's some screenshots floating around of his old desktop that had some topless pictures of her on it. She was definitely interested in sex and most likely still is.
 
I hope Phil sperging out about Panda finally results in her breaking her silence.

Seriously, PPP and Warski should reach out to her, offer her like $10,000, raise the funds if necessary.

That would be the best way to end the King Arc.
Leanna acted slutty at times, but it was always in that Mean Girls way. Time has caused people to forget how extremely annoying she was.
Even assuming she was naturally annoying like that is not being totally fair to Leanna.

One of the things about older men dating young girls is they tend to basically just mimic the personality of their boyfriends in every way, precisely cause theirs is not fully developed yet. That's why when detractors say "She was just like Phil!" all you can really say is "Well, duh".

I'd be willing to bet she's grown out of it and basically became a completely different person after she left Phil's influence, unlike Phil, who literally hasn't changed at all in 30 years except for the wrinkles and liver spots.
 
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Do I think she'll break her silence? No. I don't think she will. I think she see's that part of her life that she wants to forget and move on from. Was Panda annoying? Jesus Christ, she was. She never stopped talking and she was a constant line stepper. However, I do contribute that to age, as Panda was dating someone with the same emotional maturity as her at that time, however, she realized quickly that her relationship with Phil wasn't healthy and she soon found out how people with healthy social skills and people that aren't begging social retards online for their SSI checks actually are.

I think Phil sperging out is him finally realizing that begging retards online for their monthly SSI checks wasn't the move to make, chief. That him giving up everything to move across the country, to a state that he had NO job prospects or any living family members that he can rely on if things got rough, or a social circle that didn't involve kissing his ass or giving him money, was the way to live life.

I have noticed that not is only the begging been kicked up to 11, but also him turning his streams into therapy sessions, Phil truly needs to just take more time offline. A week isn't long enough. Deadass, take more time offline and actually go do shit, Phil.
 
I have noticed that not is only the begging been kicked up to 11, but also him turning his streams into therapy sessions, Phil truly needs to just take more time offline. A week isn't long enough. Deadass, take more time offline and actually go do shit, Phil.
Not going to happen.

Phil is a beggar, and beggars beg, this is Phil's end game, it's all he ever aspires to be.

Beg, get money, and feel like he's outsmarted whoever gave him money.

No experience "outside" or "offline" compares to the dopamine hit a beggar gets from feeling that he fooled someone into giving him money.

It's really not that different from BMJ and gambling.
 
I believe there are times where he thinks about Panda and realizes how good she had it with her. No restrictions, similar interests, could play video games and watch movies together, wasnt complete shit at cooking etc. Now he has a blob for a wife that doesnt go out, it’s super fat and restricts him in what he can do and see. This nigga will tell you that this is what real adults do, just be some stagnated individual holed up without friends and begging money on the internet.
This niggers ego has no bounds, he would tell the tallest tale ever just to not let the truth be uncovered
 
Time has caused people to forget how extremely annoying she was.
I really feel it's less forgotten and more retconned away with hand-waves by those engaging in such behavior, because she got one over on pigroach, something life itself has apparently so far otherwise failed to do so to him satisfactorily in many of their estimations I'd have to guess.
It's really not that different from BMJ and gambling.
Austin loses a lot more than downfromtherafters.
 
Phils not at the point where hes breaking doors and keyboards just yet
And now since he's dropped SF6, we're not going to see that unless there's another fighting game he wants to prove himself in, and I doubt that's happening again.

The only way to see true breakdowns is for Phil to have genuine fear his begging lifestyle can't sustain, and we've all beat that dead horse.
 
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