DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Prince Lotor said:
So Leanna made him a "prisoner in his own house", meanwhile Kat requires him to keep his office door shut whenever she's home (which is always) because she can't stand the sound of his voice. Kat doesn't allow Phil to watch his wrasslin while she's there because she thinks it's silly, and forces Phil to watch other YouTubers play video games because that's what she wants to watch. Leanna wanted to go out and do things with Phil, meanwhile Kat won't even leave the house once a week with him to go grocery shopping and needs a bench at the top of the stairs because of how out of breath going up the stairs makes her. Kat made Phil sell like half of his Blu-rays, meanwhile Leanna organized and alphabetized them.

The list goes on and on and on.
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Leanna committed the ultimate sin of making other friends. Therefore, she was banished.

If Phil can’t be a controlling faggot, he doesn’t want you.
 
I believe there are times where he thinks about Panda and realizes how good she had it with her. No restrictions, similar interests, could play video games and watch movies together, wasnt complete shit at cooking etc. Now he has a blob for a wife that doesnt go out, its super fat and restricts him in what he can do and see. This nigga will tell you that this is what real adults do, just be some stagnated individual holed up without friends and begging money on the internet.
 
A Piece of Coal said:
Leanna committed the ultimate sin of making other friends. Therefore, she was banished.

If Phil can’t be a controlling faggot, he doesn’t want you.
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But Kat supposedly had friends from the start. They're the stated reason she had to leave the Halloween stream.

I really wish one day we get the truth about these two FAT knuckleheads.
 
Regarding the Leanna situation, no, Phil isn't a pedophile or a groomer. He is still a creep for talking to a teenage fan and only starting a relationship the second she turned 18. The idea that "she's an adult, she can make her own decisions" doesn't apply here because, yes, at 18 you are an adult, but you're still a fucking moron who knows nothing about life, and usually the whole "you can date whoever you want" only applies if you're dating someone in the same age range, a +25 y/o dating someone who just turned 18 is creepy, so here the responsible adult should have been Phil (key word: should) because it's very easy to score an 18 y/o as long as you have a bit of cash, that's why the only people over 25 dating much younger girls are fucking losers who can't handle women their own age, since they want what is basically a daughter they can fuck. In Phil's case, we know he's a faggot who was lusting over John Rambo's cock and there's video evidence of Leanna lying and sticking her ass in a hotel room while Phil was autistically ranting about the room, so in a strange turn of events, Phil wanted an 18 y/o to be his new mom, you know, the one thing people over 30 wouldn't ever want in an 18 y/o.

I mean, the fact that people even doubt that those two ever had sex should tell you enough. I don't think Phil wanted an 18 y/o because he's a pedo or a groomer, he wanted her so he could have someone dependant on him, since we saw how the second Leanna began to mature he started to resent her. He only wanted control, he didn't want her tight pussy or whatever people use as argument to flex on fucking clueless teenage girls who don't know any better. On another note, do we even know if Phil even had other choices? For a youtuber his size, he should have had a flock of fangirls ready to jump, yet it feels like both times Leanna and Kat were the only ones who ever showed interest in him, so Leanna being 18 feels more like an unfortunate coincidence because there wasn't any other candidates. We certainly know that FGC Phil wasn't a lady's man.


And regarding the Street Fighter situation, yes, Phil isn't the worst player ever but he's nowhere near as good as he should be, and certainly nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.
Phil always ran from ranked as soon as he reached Master rank, and the few times he played we saw how he got utterly destroyed. For such a fighting game veteran, Phil's performance was a joke and not what you'd expect from a former EVO 4th place, so even if he reached Master, he was at the bottom, meaning that he can take on most casual players but gets stomped by actual competitive players. For example, I can play SSBU, like I know the mechanics, the basics and a few combos, and anytime I've played with friends I could easily win, but if I went to play Elite Smash (competitive) or went to a tourney, I'd get my ass handed to me. Now, it would be pretty retarded for me to call myself a top level player just because I can stomp on people who just picked the game, so obviously I don't, this is not the case with Phil. Phil hid on casual and sweated his ass off against very clearly begginers and then bragged about his high winrate instead of going where the actual competitors were.

He's said it himself, he hates that people can learn techs and combos instead of keeping that knowledge secret (even though all he learned on SF6 were from guides, he said so). Phil is the guy who will look like a good player at a casual gathering where your friend boots up the game, but that's as far as he goes. A "former pro" who can't handle the bottom tier of actual competition and runs away from it is a joke. He does the same with CVS2 and MVC2, where he knows the top tier spam techs and even his "joke" teams have the strongest assists/supers he can cheap a 60% combo from. Compare his gameplay to JWong's and you can easily see the difference between an actual pro and someone who just wants to beat up clueless kids at the arcade. As others said, Phil is a gatekeeper, he is the filter that you have to go through if you actually want to be competitive instead of just playing casually after work, but once you do that, he's a scrub, as proven by RawPhil.

On another note, can we stop pretending like EVO 2005 had the same level as modern EVO? Back then EVO was barely a thing where most players participating were on the same forum sharing the same techs, many with actual jobs since only very few could afford to actually go there, so by no means the best players in the world were there like they're now. Nowadays a good player can get a sponsor because of social media and streaming platforms, so no, Phil's 4th place is laughable the more you think about it.
 
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"I hate you. I hate looking at you. I hate hearing your voice. I hate knowing you exist. When we sit at the dinner table and you're weeble-wobbling and loudly swallowing snot I comfort myself by remembering that one day you will be dead. Even if you could get hard you have such a small dick it wouldn't matter. You're going to be alone forever. I put Hombre Mini Blocks in your spaghetti sauce when you aren't looking."
"...tuhu"
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GameratePTSD said:
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"I hate you. I hate looking at you. I hate hearing your voice. I hate knowing you exist. When we sit at the dinner table and you're weeble-wobbling and loudly swallowing snot I comfort myself by remembering that one day you will be dead. Even if you could get hard you have such a small dick it wouldn't matter. You're going to be alone forever. I put Hombre Mini Blocks in your spaghetti sauce when you aren't looking."
"...tuhu"
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why does her hair look more darker than usual in this pic did she dye it?
 
are the sock accounts in the room with you right now? Some people are retarded, and there's always a first time for giving some faggot some money
 
After another detox I find myself back here after listening to some of his recent delusions, including the IronCuck rant. Hearing him unabashedly beg for money to buy a McDonald's Happy Meal is truly enlightening.

"Why would Twitch ban me when I am not a hateful person?" Is actively calling anyone and everyone who disagrees with him a retard, not that there is anything wrong with that, and is bordering bringing out faggot as an insult

"IronCuck is a delusional weirdo retard who is wasting his money on a bunch of streamers." Ok Phil, great way to insult the rest of your dents who are also blowing all their money on you.

"I don't need your money you little bitch [Cut shitty WWE promo act], NOW GUYZ IF WE WANT TO HIT TWO GOALS TONIGHT I NEED YOUR MONEY AFTER I SUBTRACTED 125 DOLLARS FROM THE TIPSGOAL!!!!!"

"My detractors are the paranoid weirdos who try and connect the dots on my supporters and shit." Is actively now not only trying to verify tippers AGAIN, but looking into the way they type to discern if they are a troll account or not.

Also that whole Leanna tangent. It really shows how much of a weird non-confrontational person Phil is if it is true, and I expect the next WPIG stream will cover how little it makes sense and how much of a terrible person it makes Phil look. Leanna really got out of a terrible situation Khet seems to be unable to remove herself from, if she can even walk now.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
Nice it's a someone shows up saying DSP isn't THAT bad at SF6 episode again.

Diamond ranking in Starcraft IS dogshit being compared to a few ranks ahead of people who don't know what a build order is, what hotkeys do or when to do an expansion. Playerbases aren't built equal and SF6 has one of the lowest skill ones that a fighting game has ever had. Even in fucking Starcraft you could hit plat/diamond with zero micro and just doing basic macro and moving your units in a group because the bottom 50-70% of players were legit seriously actually retarded.

SF6 ranking is total babymode up until actual Legend grinding and by far one of the easiest to get to "Master" anyone in this thread who can do a basic punish combo and inputs for moves willing to grind for a week or 2 can hit it hell DSP can't even consistently do the inputs for moves in any fighting game so you don't need to do that.

DSP having 20 years fighting game experience and being effectively hardstuck at the lowest possible level master means he is total fucking dogshit among players who know the game past the very basics.
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DSPs skills are equivalent to the rooftop exploiters in Cairo for the BF6 Beta.
Just people abusing what knowledge and exploits to get ahead of others.
You put everyone on equal level he stands no chance.

Phil relies on gimmicks and knowledge checks. Always has and always will. Justin is good because he flew out of the little niche cage of the FGC that Phil was apart of where it was just a close circle group of niggers who shared "tech" equivalent of figuring out a combo on Super Turbo. It's why he's so frustrated with how easily accessible of how to punish some random nignogs character with another button. It's why he was so up in his own ass about gettin on a leaderboard on ps4 for MvCi abusing that dogshit mechanic of reviving your character(leanna come back pls) until week 2 when people figured out shit and he then coward away.

Now here we are at CVS2 where you gain points for simply losing, and can farm people infinitely in RANKED of all fuckin places. From the same mouth where he says he's good because he's a certain rank, out comes that these people just grinded away at the same dogshit game as him. The roll cancel complaining as he's maining top tier characters and using a fuckin' green faggot that can skip neutral as much as the roll itself.
He is always going to give himself excuses to not just play on fightcade so he can stay in his little pond of players so he doesn't have to actually fight people that will fuck him up just as much as Justin.

He will always be a scrub baby bitch.
 
GameratePTSD said:
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"I hate you. I hate looking at you. I hate hearing your voice. I hate knowing you exist. When we sit at the dinner table and you're weeble-wobbling and loudly swallowing snot I comfort myself by remembering that one day you will be dead. Even if you could get hard you have such a small dick it wouldn't matter. You're going to be alone forever. I put Hombre Mini Blocks in your spaghetti sauce when you aren't looking."
"...tuhu"
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Is that first pic from the video where he jumps back like someone just shoved a tarantula in his face?
 
Shuma-Gorath said:
Regarding the Leanna situation, no, Phil isn't a pedophile or a groomer. He is still a creep for talking to a teenage fan and only starting a relationship the second she turned 18. The idea that "she's an adult, she can make her own decisions" doesn't apply here because, yes, at 18 you are an adult, but you're still a fucking moron who knows nothing about life, and usually the whole "you can date whoever you want" only applies if you're dating someone in the same age range, a +25 y/o dating someone who just turned 18 is creepy, so here the responsible adult should have been Phil (key word: should) because it's very easy to score an 18 y/o as long as you have a bit of cash, that's why the only people over 25 dating much younger girls are fucking losers who can't handle women their own age, since they want what is basically a daughter they can fuck. In Phil's case, we know he's a faggot who was lusting over John Rambo's cock and there's video evidence of Leanna lying and sticking her ass in a hotel room while Phil was autistically ranting about the room, so in a strange turn of events, Phil wanted an 18 y/o to be his new mom, you know, the one thing people over 30 wouldn't ever want in an 18 y/o.

I mean, the fact that people even doubt that those two ever had sex should tell you enough. I don't think Phil wanted an 18 y/o because he's a pedo or a groomer, he wanted her so he could have someone dependant on him, since we saw how the second Leanna began to mature he started to resent her. He only wanted control, he didn't want her tight pussy or whatever people use as argument to flex on fucking clueless teenage girls who don't know any better. On another note, do we even know if Phil even had other choices? For a youtuber his size, he should have had a flock of fangirls ready to jump, yet it feels like both times Leanna and Kat were the only ones who ever showed interest in him, so Leanna being 18 feels more like an unfortunate coincidence because there wasn't any other candidates. We certainly know that FGC Phil wasn't a lady's man.
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I feel like this being brought up again is just getting old but one thing I think we can all agree on... there was some part of Phil that thought "hot (relatively speaking for Phil at least) young girl on my side makes me look cool and people will think I'm tapping that ass a lot and getting loads of sex". You may say he's an autistic simple minded man child who didn't know better, but while he's not a PDF or anything, he's a fucking creep 100%. At the same time, he was still in his 20s where incel vibes are always the strongest, so I don't think GaySydePhil or repressed gay boy had kicked in until he realized, oh fuck, I wanted somebody young and hot and also to be my housemaid, but I can't handle that.
Corpun said:
"Why would Twitch ban me when I am not a hateful person?" Is actively calling anyone and everyone who disagrees with him a retard, not that there is anything wrong with that, and is bordering bringing out faggot as an insult
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The same way Phil cries at mean screen names, just about every way Phil talks about people he doesn't like can be considered a hateful slur. And if that's the bar, Phil pretty much crosses it every time he opens his mouth.
 
johnkimble123 said:
The same way Phil cries at mean screen names, just about every way Phil talks about people he doesn't like can be considered a hateful slur. And if that's the bar, Phil pretty much crosses it every time he opens his mouth.
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I think Phil takes hateful conduct or whatever bullshit lingo Twitch uses as literally as possible and unless he is saying "1488 Race War now, Kill all niggers" on stream he isn't a hateful person; when really it's the fact any time someone slightly disagrees with him he acts like an alcoholic stepfather when his wife and her children look at him the wrong way.
 
Every fucking time I see him play Minecraft he's either standing in an empty wood lodge or FUCKING FISHING.

Oh my gosh. He just fished out some item and claimed it was "a nice pull." He's using the fishing... to replace WWE Champions. Am I late on this? Has anyone else realised what this shit is? He's literally just acting like he's fishing for Hogans.
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E: the clip in question. Gotta love how hyped up he is for a 4 Star armour piece when he doesn't do shit to warrent armour.
 
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