DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Rustybuttons]

He is really clueless how GAY that makes him sound huh

The gayest thing is, he was asked when he realized he liked the same sex as a kid. That was the question, and first thing out of his mouth is PPP

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

We had some huge rants tonight I'm gonna have to go back and watch them but he went off on Panda a bit saying he was a prisoner in his own house and they were never in a good relationship. A lot of retcons of stuff as well including more KC stuff and now he doesn't care if detractors restream him or steal his kahntent anymore.

Truck sim keeps on delivering the goods it seems.

The REEanna retcons are getting insane, it's textbook DARVO. He's building her up to be this manipulative hag who from the beginning was out to use and abuse poor lil' inexperienced boy Phil... you know the guy who is 11 years her senior and the guy who waited until she turned 18 to immediately start grooming her into cooking and cleaning for him (he wouldn't even fuck her lmao), the guy who made all the money and had all the leverage in the relationship. Now HE was the one who tried to save the relationship at every turn (the opposite was true), HE tried saving the relationship with the Seattle Staycation but it failed (gee, could it be because she was laying spread eagle or ass up face down on the bed begging Phail to fuck her during every vlog he recorded and he couldn't pick up on the hint?), SHE was the one who wanted to get a job to find new friends and get away from him (the opposite was true, Phail cried about not getting enough money and told her to find a jhahb, the work friends were just a natural consequence from that). He said that she dahminated the house and the only place where he could have time for himself was in the ahhffice which is why it was the only place he could release that pent-up sexual tension while watching BBC porn (ok the BBC porn part he didn't say but we all know his sexual proclivities by now).

For some reason the REEanna retcons have started in order for him to rehabilitate The Incident. He's such a fucking weirdo, he could've either completely shut up about it or he could've made it into a joke but he is literally obsessed with looking like a poor blameless victim 24/7 and he doesn't care who he has to throw under the bus for it.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Speaking of Leanna, why are some people in detractor chats saying she gave birth to a boy. Are they moulth drooling dunces or what?

 

[johnkimble123]

Guys I just want you to now that I’m happily married, I love my life outside of KF. I clock out and don’t let what happens on KF affect me. I love my wife and she loves me and we’ve never been happier together. I’m happily married and she is too. Why would I be angry? I’m happily married and doing what I love guys. I’m making good money and I’m happily married. I used to be a prisoner in my house but now, I’m happily married. I don’t have time for friends or other things. I love my wife and she loves me and we are both happily married.

Get it?

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

We had some huge rants tonight I'm gonna have to go back and watch them but he went off on Panda a bit saying he was a prisoner in his own house and they were never in a good relationship. A lot of retcons of stuff as well including more KC stuff and now he doesn't care if detractors restream him or steal his kahntent anymore.

Truck sim keeps on delivering the goods it seems.

It’s amazing how he finds a way to pignosis himself with a 15-minute rant where he blames Panda or his situation (which he created) for the incident. He managed to turn it into a public mental masturbation session to cope with the physical one.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

It is so much more pathetic and weird to basically say that your whole life sucked and that's why you jacked off on stream. It's less pathetic to just say yeah people do that and I accidentally left the stream/camera on my bad. He isn't able to choose anything but the absolute dumbest path in all things he does/says but that's why he's a 100% purebred lolcow. Trolls being a contributing factor to you publicly masturbating is extremely funny. Jesus Phil you are twisted.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Speaking of Leanna, why are some people in detractor chats saying she gave birth to a boy. Are they moulth drooling dunces or what?

her IG account is private, bur her PFP shows her pregnant. I guess people are rubbing salt into phil's wounds showing that she has a real child and not a cat that was used for a cheap 1k dono bait.

 

[HorseSense]

We had some huge rants tonight I'm gonna have to go back and watch them but he went off on Panda a bit saying he was a prisoner in his own house and they were never in a good relationship

Why the engagement ring? Why not let her rot in the Emergency Room? Why the crippling inability to handle life if you wanted that bitch GONE? Why repeat the same pattern of scooping up clueless fangirls from the internet?

 

[Very Honest Content]

He has a 99% win rate.

He wins the penultimate WWE CHAMPIONS TIME match 100% of the time.

For what its worth I'm saying this as someone who's nearing my mid twenties. Personally I wouldn't want to date someone who, less than a year ago , was only just going to high school. Frame it in those terms it sounds fucked up, no?

If you are 22 or younger, essentially no older than in college age range upper classes, and you're waiting for the new freshman who just graduated high school who has enrolled for their first year of higher education potentially at the same place as you to turn 18, it's whatever. 23 and older and it's sketchy getting worse with every passing day. The online 'joke' is just gross and the fact he thought publishing it online where anyone could read it would find it amusing in the slightest is why he's a pigroach in this instance.

Leanna confirmed heterosexual (and silent during intercourse, apparently) and Phil confirmed gay with a fat beard of a wife. If triple P (one letter for each hundred pounds of body weight is what I call him) was skinnier like John Rambo, Phil would have been all over a date rape session at Hogan's Florida bar with the cannuck, is all I can draw as a conclusion from these revelations.

 

[OliverKlozoff]

We had some huge rants tonight I'm gonna have to go back and watch them but he went off on Panda a bit saying he was a prisoner in his own house

He's home 6 (most likely 7) days a week when married to the ham planet. It really must feel like prison to him. Warden Jasper Kitty probably keep a tight leash.

 

[Power Glove]

Is it me or has DSP been looking more miserable than usual, playing video games? I feel we are close to a big meltdown where he will get super angry and implode.

I'm hoping 2025 has a little more in the tank for our boy. With more drinking marathons on the horizon that just might be the case.

 

[Balr0g]

The REEanna retcons are getting insane, it's textbook DARVO. He's building her up to be this manipulative hag who from the beginning was out to use and abuse poor lil' inexperienced boy Phil.

Also the guy who tried to impress a woman on a live radio show by measuring his penne live and then saying "I have 5.5 inch girth and I am not lying". God damn Best buy reciept
He was rejected by all the girls he wanted to get with but that either lead to the incel manifesto (on the women only thread of SRK) or to him getting called snitchenator and the girl flat out refusing him on a later show. And as ALT found out this girl wanted to go eat dinner with Phil but split the bill. Phil harassed her that he wanted to pay full (probably expecting snu snu as compensation) several times before she trold him to fuck off. So I don't believe this fat fuck one bit

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil's relationship with Leanna was predicated on him moving and having his own place for them. He never wanted to do this from the start. Phil is a gay retard that can't do his own laundry.

Now to wait for Phil to have the gumption to stop his "happy family" LARP and admit Katherine is the BIG mistake.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Also the guy who tried to impress a woman on a live radio show by measuring his penne live and then saying "I have 5.5 inch girth and I am not lying". God damn Best buy reciept
He was rejected by all the girls he wanted to get with but that either lead to the incel manifesto (on the women only thread of SRK) or to him getting called snitchenator and the girl flat out refusing him on a later show. And as ALT found out this girl wanted to go eat dinner with Phil but split the bill. Phil harassed her that he wanted to pay full (probably expecting snu snu as compensation) several times before she trold him to fuck off. So I don't believe this fat fuck one bit

I’m waiting for someone to bring up the emasculation bit from his Nier Automata playthrough. Phil was a gigantic bitch who took it from Leanna and tried his usual “laugh it off” defence.

 

[Free Jasper]

“It’s been 17 minutes since I had some support…”
- man who claims to mention money ‘2 or 3 times per stream’.

Edit - finished last nights rant and it’s been said before but, with my neutral hat on, this guy is not well mentally.

He totally disassociated himself with reality. He claims to have ‘rolled with’ masturbating on stream (“I was scratching my leg!) and he doesn’t start drama (“LTG and ICS are my bitch!”).

But tellingly this 30 minute rant, in detail, about masturbating on stream, is not the actions of someone of sound mind.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Damn he never fucking learns. Last time he shit talked his friends, Rambo and Howard did a 2 hour long expose vlog on him.
He really wants the Leanna sequel to that, huh?

 

[johnkimble123]

Damn he never fucking learns. Last time he shit talked his friends, Rambo and Howard did a 2 hour long expose vlog on him.
He really wants the Leanna sequel to that, huh?

And like so many things where he knows (or greatly assumes) the other party will never talk because they not only hated him but are at the point of indifference, like 99.9999% of the world, he can just make up his own narrative.

Phil has skated by in life by being such a pathetic piece of shit that people don’t even bother putting him in the ground, metaphorically, anymore.

Even people like LTG or RTU have had people from their past who come out and talk shit on them… the fact that Phil hasn’t says a lot about how little people give a fuck about his existence.

 

[GodModule]

Plus he always calls certain characters top tier. But more often then not said "top tiers" don't end up in the winning position. This year's EVO was won by a Blanka player who smoked his Cammy opponent TWICE in the TOP 16 rounds. But Phil could never copy that playing style. And never forget, RawPhil and his buddy tear Phil to pieces.

I also love how he calls Cammy players scrubs in SF6 despite her being one of the hardest characters to play, while playing Cammy in CVS because she's so scrubby and broken in it

 

[Hugh Keevins]

He's building her up to be this manipulative hag who from the beginning was out to use and abuse poor lil' inexperienced boy Phil

I do find it funny that as soon as Leanna got any actual life experience outside of Phil, he started to hate her. She was probably his last chance to integrate himself into society again; he could've have met Leanna's work friends and maybe made some of his own, but now that he's got Ketamine Kat by his side, he can live his fantasy of sitting in his house all day and occasionally eating fast food.

Edit to add:

Just look how fucking weird this guy looks when he is mirrored. I swear the real Pignosis he uses is to get people to not really mention how ugly he is every time he is on camera.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Speaking of Leanna, why are some people in detractor chats saying she gave birth to a boy. Are they moulth drooling dunces or what?

its hard to tell because she is wearing layers/jacket but IF she was pregnant, based on the time her Facebook PFP was taken, the baby is either born or about to be born her profile pic will be changed soon to the baby or it would be her cover photo