🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hooked on phobics]

Can this nigger not shoot his foot off for an entire month?

Do you see his mana? WHAT is he supposed to do for you?

I can't not make this joke anymore

 

[Sheogorath]

real footage of jason thorn on his "vacation"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O_1Jp36xHI

 

[SYN-ACK-ACK-ACK]

Jason doing what God intended him to do - Remove bots from MMORPGs.

The fact it's because the login servers are being DDOSed is neither here nor there.

 

[taktion]

progress slowly comes..
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I imagine it looks something like this?

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[Forklift Certified]

Well he isn’t actually good at games, so he can’t out skill anybody and has to have his followers to support him

Yeah but im not speaking of Doom fuckton-ology marathon on ultraviolence...

Dont get me wrong im enjoying every last minute of this fag rolling deep in his self made grave...

BUT

My higher brain function just wont stop buzzing about the fact that, this clump of egomaniac sack of feretshit INCAPABLE of assessing his situation even the the most basic ass monkey brain instinct level...

*ME mald got asshandled in mmos - mald go play singleplayer - but mald bad at vidya - mald go play older single vidya on easy* [caveman noises]

NOhohooo no... he still playing mmos and putting assload of extension to reinforce his safespace insted...

In his current situation, THIS IS THE MOST UNFATHOMABLY RETARDED THING TO FUCKING DO ! And he doing it anyway...

Im in a state of simultaneously like to strangle him trough the internet for his incompetence, and edging on my seat to find out his next major fuck up...

 

[Facom]

This guy deleted his Google Account so he wouldn't see content of people hating on Mald

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Ferrets are again OOM

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Hoo hah hah hah! The bum gnome's coming along nicely, me ol' chum!

 

[Dr. Hal Emmerich]

Someone DDoS'd Jagex's servers today, hard enough to actually crash some worlds and kick waves of people offline, including Mald.

https://x.com/OldSchoolRS/status/1957535162503237636 (A)
Multiple servers across both OSRS and RS3 were going up and down, so it's a pretty big attack and the game was basically unplayable for about an hour.
One guy made a joke about Mald in the replies to Jagex's above tweet:

https://x.com/MixedEfforts/status/1957535491454013827 (A)
So someone in Mald's chat told him people are accusing him of DDoSing the servers, and he hasn't shut up about it for at least thirty minutes.
Both of these clips are from about 13h20m into today's stream:

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

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What is this thing? (apart from the helpfully labeled satan) I tried looking up my city and it was everywhere, among a metric shitton of pride flags and some anime. I'd say only about 5% of the doodles I saw were anyhow relevant to the place in which they were placed.

His name is SPAMton. How fitting.

All this talk of mushrooms just reminds me of Janke

I reacted with a rainbow to represent vomit. God that bitch.

If writing "Jason is a faggot" on a glorified group MS Paint session is cowtipping, then drawing an unflattering picture of him or saying the same here would be cow tipping. There is no direct line of interaction. Fucking with fans of his that decided to involve themselves in something completely unrelated to their parasocial crush is hardly the same.

You can click on individual pixels to check who placed them. So if someone wrote "JASON RAPES FERRETS" then clicking on the pixels can show you it was, say, one guy from the kiwi clan.

 

[Poison Pill]

He's barely pulling 3k viewers right now, and I wonder how many of those are hatewatchers. Also, is he still viewbotting? Sometimes his view count will go up ~500-1000 and the chat will remain slow as ever, and then go back down a few seconds later.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

I'm listening to loremaster's interview and holy shit it's a ride. I'm at 2:58:35, don't know if this was mentioned before but loremaster mentions that:
-No one at blizzard wanted to deal with Jason.
-His HR folder was allegedly huge.
-He made a lot of bad jokes. One time lore bought some milkshakes and Jason went "those remind me of milkshakes at... work *autistic slurping noises that weirded out people*". Lore at a later moment hears of the breast milk heists at blizzard and connects the dots.

I'm still listening to it. I know he was already called into question but I really hope this guy is reliable. All of this is great milk if real.

 

[The Stranger]

Also, is he still viewbotting?

It was suspected that the reason he took a vacation is because Twitch announced they were looking into improving their bot detection. So if he was botting he probably isn't anymore.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm listening to loremaster's interview and holy shit it's a ride. I'm at 2:58:35, don't know if this was mentioned before but loremaster mentions that:
-No one at blizzard wanted to deal with Jason.
-His HR folder was allegedly huge.
-He made a lot of bad jokes. One time lore bought some milkshakes and Jason went "those remind me of milkshakes at... work *autistic slurping noises that weirded out people*". Lore at a later moment hears of the breast milk heists at blizzard and connects the dots, but chalks it up as a bad joke because at the time it was just a rumor.

Mind linking it? this thread is fucking bullshit to sift through. I'd appreciate it. I know it was posted before but without a quote / link....searching through it all sucks.

And was this archived yet too?

edit : found, but I don't think the big stream was archived, the small one was, but not the 4 hour chunk.

if someone could archive it, it would be appreciated, its full of gold

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Mind linking it? this thread is fucking bullshit to sift through. I'd appreciate it. I know it was posted before but without a quote / link....searching through it all sucks.

And was this archived yet too?

From these tweets, I'm guessing The Dapper Devil and EpicLoremaster are the same person. He was interviewed last night by a vtuber about working with Jason and their relationship:

Stream part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz8TVvvxfrs?t=11m20s

11:20 Interview starts

Stream part 2: https://www.youtube.com/live/aBuhmyyKuRM?si=tToAbTIlXYHgVbcB

Doesn't seem it was archived. We're talking about almost 4 hours of vod and I'm on phone.

 

[Kebab Expert]

Mind linking it?

Part 1 Preservetube. It's taking forever to preserve part 2. Will update if it ever lets me do it. edit: part 2 is too long for PreserveTube. Someone with more storage space will have to locally archive and upload it here.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Part 1 Preservetube. It's taking forever to preserve part 2. Will update if it ever lets me do it.

Preservetube just told me to fuck off for part 2. Too large.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Someone with more storage space will have to locally archive and upload it here.

im trying to use a tool to dl it at 360p and its still taking forever. IDC if its shit quality, I want SOMETHING.

Tool doesn't even seem to be making progress but, ill try.

If someone wants to be an absolute chad, you could use a video capture on the window and just capture the whole thing that way? I really don't care how shit it is, as long as its A backup, even a fucking phone recording of it would be better than nothing. it NEEDS preserving

EDIT : finally got a DL secure. ETA 20 minutes.

Also another part a little further, 3 hours and 4 minute maybe, aparently mald made a LOOOOT of jokes about jew sorcery and shit. Not even normal anti semetism, or even funny jokes but "HAHA JEW SOURCERY" *handrubs* or some shit.

EDIT 2: Finally got it, even at 360p its a honker. Had to refresh the page and reupload again because of desync. I hate huge videos. Also this tool worked real well, incase anyone is curious

Anyway heres the loremaster / lore master 4 hour interview

also have an update.

 

[blargenheimer]

From these tweets, I'm guessing The Dapper Devil and EpicLoremaster are the same person. He was interviewed last night by a vtuber about working with Jason and their relationship:

Stream part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz8TVvvxfrs?t=11m20s

11:20 Interview starts

Stream part 2: https://www.youtube.com/live/aBuhmyyKuRM?si=tToAbTIlXYHgVbcB

Audio only

Part 1

Part 2

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Part 2

damn, got ninjad while uploading. oh well i tried. and I did EVENTUALLY get the video for what its worth. Just took all day