🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[BigPeanut]

game jam is kill
eve is btfo
aoc is btfo
wow is btfo
vods are kill
tax deductions are kill
dmca is selfkill
credentials are kill
sponsorships are fled
career is kill
empire is collapse
ferrets are cope
skg is win
usda is inbound
wa law is lurking

whats next... you decide!

More ferrets raped
More anal adventures for the poop gnome
Transgender bottom surgery
More gay rapes

 

[gagabobo1997]

isn't that getting kinda close to cowtipping?

if you think this is bad you'd be horrified to see what has gone on in the wplace thread. millions of trannies dead, wplace moderators DM'd by kiwis on discord, our own men doxed, people posting their own houses in the thread then quickly deleting after realizing what they've done, multiple of us banned, etc
it's the most gloriously autistic thread ive seen on here in a while

 

[Hooked on phobics]

SOMEONE IS MAKING THE GNOME!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

He took down vods and the gofile link below is down unfortunately.

Here's a reuploaded gofile link to just the interview, if you're interested. It's just over 400MB at 360p so I can't upload it locally here, unfortunately. I can either try to 240 or slice it if we really want a local archive, but I've got stuff to do so that'll have to wait a bit.
Archived here at 240 so people can shit on Jason's poser behavior forever, the audio's the most important here anyway.

 

[cigint]

destroy 7%-30% of the QR code to render it inoperable

Incidentally, QR code operator is Khronos' next job title at Walmart.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

SOMEONE IS MAKING THE GNOME!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

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progress slowly comes..

I imagine it looks something like this?

 

[Hit Squad]

>Archive hyperlink is the reddit post itself again
Here you go nigger: https://archive.is/wip/WdHFN

Cheers my most excellent African hombre.

I must have copy and pasted the original reddit link instead of the actual archive page at the time of posting. I usually check links after I post, but had to leg it irl. It's fixed now.

this same guy thinks gold is an 'wonderful' conductor as if that's why they use gold in electronics, and is supposedly an engineer(?)

Like Khronos is a real lawyer, Jason is an experienced software developer and Pythos is a real woman. You know what you get stepping into the Maldoverse...

if you think this is bad you'd be horrified to see what has gone on in the wplace thread. millions of trannies dead, wplace moderators DM'd by kiwis on discord, our own men doxed, people posting their own houses in the thread then quickly deleting after realizing what they've done, multiple of us banned, etc
it's the most gloriously autistic thread ive seen on here in a while

War... War never changes...


Edit: I went into the Maldo discord to see if there was any reaction to the gnome yet. Thinking about it, would they even know about its significance? It's not like a lot of videos have concentrated on it.

Spoiler: Begun, the Gnome wars have!

They may have given up on the QR code.

Looks like they are prepping for reports.

They censored the word fuck in the image... Paid mods = KGB levels of diligence.

No wonder they get tired, it is literally like a military campaign for some of them.

The report has finally been sent. I reckon as long as kiwi pixellers remain artistic and subtle they can avoid being banhammered.

 

[Forklift Certified]

I wonder what excuse he'll come up with to move to another game

He dose not need one (beside he is a spineless fag) he just gonna play tha "variety streamer" card...

Ohhh chat we gonna check out next stream rhis Suuuuuuuuuuuuper awsome game [Yeeea]
2 weeeks later
Why i not playing rune escape anymore? well chat i dont have much time, sadly i reeeeeeealy enjoying this suuuuper awesome game what I currently playing and the chats too... the engagement off the chart... [Sad yeeeea]

isn't that getting kinda close to cowtipping?

As my newfag brain comprehend:

Technically anything beyond observation is a cowtipping... we not farming milk we consume what provided naturally...

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Minor detail of symbolism, since yellow symbolizes good, and purple bad in jasons "game" they are subtly saying games dying IS good.

 

[Doggy Dog World]

ALSO he's wearing a gray shirt (instead of black) in this vid. I wish I had screenshotted it while it was still up. His moobs are huge and droopy. It's almost like the MeatCanyon vid was based in reality they're so huge and droopy. I wish I had screenshotted it but I got this other screenshot from a different vid to kind of show his moobs:

I'm going to work chest and arms twice as hard today thank you.

I'm like 90% sure gold is used because it's resistant against corrosion, which is why you see it plated in common corrosion points. copper is still more conductive last i checked.

Been a minute but gold is something like 30%...? less conductive than copper and very unreactive. Mostly used for anti corrosion and ease of use.

 

[Billy Bong]

It seems he mostly just times out now on his stream, no matter what you say. 300s for things that were easily a permaban before his holiday. I guess not being able to crack 4K views anymore has made him loosen up a bit.

Currently at 7312 subs of his 77777 sub goal, just 70465 more to go! Think he'll bounce back?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

ALSO he's wearing a gray shirt (instead of black) in this vid. I wish I had screenshotted it while it was still up. His moobs are huge and droopy. It's almost like the MeatCanyon vid was based in reality they're so huge and droopy. I wish I had screenshotted it but I got this other screenshot from a different vid to kind of show his moobs:

Maldavius Fagtree looked disgusting--his moobs huge and droopy and his nipples protruding--in his black shirt before the Kiwis. Very very disrespectful.

 

[Shekel Puff]

I came back from vacation, having some well deserved Internet detox, and oh boy. What a joy it was to read through the thread again. I'm not gonna add anything substantial, just want to say that it's so satisfying to see his downfall. Him playing RuneScape (one of my favourite MMOs from my childhood) like a complete paranoid dumbass is just... like how his audience and retarded fans don't see this? He is unable to interact with the world outside his echo chamber without setting up all these barriers. He is this thin skinned.

 

[SchloingoBingusX]

Maldite learns something new thanks to wplace

 

[Hooked on phobics]

So now they are vandalizing ross scott.

 

[Forklift Certified]

He is unable to interact with the world outside his echo chamber without setting up all these barriers

I genuinely don't know why mald forcing himself into those *social sandboxes* when a big chunk of the social interaction will be *Hey folks here is the resident internet nigger faggot... everyone point at him and laugh at him!*
Probably ego (he wanted to be admired by strangers this so badly?)

well if its true (and all evidence lead to this) then this answering my next question which is why he not just playing old multi player games with his asspats like BL1/2/ugh... 3 instead ?

If i need to take an educated guess he is just bored with his usual posse of orbiters...

 

[Hit Squad]

Maldite learns something new thanks to wplace
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Finally!

So now they are vandalizing ross scott.
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Probably due to their Dookie Ferret being Thanos snapped out of existence:

 

[potato sack]

i wonder when it will dawn on maldy's head that he's effectively persona non grata in the mmo space

then again, that's expecting a cow to be self aware, so me i guess

 

[fukkit]

I genuinely don't know why mald forcing himself into those *social sandboxes*

Well he isn’t actually good at games, so he can’t out skill anybody and has to have his followers to support him

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Can this nigger not shoot his foot off for an entire month?