random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cato]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mikemikev-michael-coombs.17243/page-362#post-2215458

I hate to rain on the parade but I'm 85% sure that's another example of a mikemikev quote that was edited by a mod. I swear I saw it right after he posted it and it originally said "kike." I'm open to correction from mods if I was just hallucinating.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

"Pinkie Pie would lick the pink sugar off her fingers. And when I dig into a cutie orange, I get some orange-yellow color on my fingernails. Do I complain and end the existence of Oranges? No; I wash my hands at the next opportune moment. Do NOT ruin the Pride of the Unicorn, Pegasus, Earth Ponies, and Alicorns from us all. (Puns intended)"

The irony of Chris telling somebody to let go of something meaningless and not turn it into a big deal.

 

[Tranhuviya]

i suppose that means we can put rape on the forbidden technique list.

 

[m0rnutz]

"How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?" - Chris 2013

 

[Field Marshal Crappenberg]

From here in the Foxler thread:

"I remember when we just quietly fucked our dogs, we didn't try to make a movement out of it. How much things change" - ShavedSheep

 

[CatParty]

From here in the Foxler thread:

"I remember when we just quietly fucked our dogs, we didn't try to make a movement out of it. How much things change" - ShavedSheep

@ShavedSheep

 

[DV 259]

Lets be real, Chris's ego, if it fell from space and entered the atmosphere would stop life on earth as we know it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I don't know why but the phrase "Ann Coulter rape fantasies" made my day today.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tony-goldmark-some-jerk-with-a-camera.26903/page-30

 

[Very Honest Content]

Most people have one of two reactions, either "huh. The world is full of smart people; perhaps I'm not so special after all" or "NO GODAMMIT I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM!!" Those second kinds of people we call 'lolcows', class.

 

[A-tistic]

My formed right-wing metrosexual organization will continue to run even if I'm incarcerated, murdered or me resorting to suicide. Nothing will stop it now.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Did your daddy hit you across the face with a belt because he didn't like your macaroni art so you have to take it out on people you see as "lesser"?

You won't think I'm "lesser" when I find out where this fucking shithole's servers are located and detonate a bomb there so you can't have this stupid tryhard commune.

Have a good day autists, it won't fucking last.

tl;dr eat shit faggots

From this wonderful thread.

 

[Calooby]

Now I am gonna be rifling through everything trying to find his dick.

 

[Gordon Cole]

i guess i just don't have my PhD in child abuse that now all of a sudden everybody on the trial by internet jury has.

 

[Positron]

 

[AnOminous]

Let me preface this by saying i like the idea of spearing fluffies on my dick

 

[DZ 305]

can we go half a fucking thread without thirsty autists trying to fuck the pedophiles

every goddamn day with you people

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Will you please shut down Kiwi Farms? You hurt me and my friends' feelings!

https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/77179/

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Will you please shut down Kiwi Farms? You hurt me and my friends' feelings!

https://kiwifarms.net/profile-posts/77179/

Trigger Warning: Web 1.0 MySpace flashbacks.

 

[Army Burger]

"I was like "condom! Condom!" but he wouldn't put one on and only begrudgingly put on lube. Then after ward he claimed he had one on, right after I shit his jizz out of me."

- Richard Jones

 

[RI 360]

"Thank you for worrying about my mind but I am well aware I am mentally insane."