💰 Grifter Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2026 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 23 5.1%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 424 94.9%

  • Total voters
    447
Eric July might not be the most eloquent speaker or the best storyteller, his comics might be somewhat mediocre, but he's a competent businessman who knows the industry.
Actually hearing him in other contexts, I think it's that he generally tries to talk straight, and isn't accustomed to faggy word games from fags like Nick Rekieta who, as brain-charred as he currently is, literally has a degree in devious snake shit to trip people up.
 
Actually hearing him in other contexts, I think it's that he generally tries to talk straight, and isn't accustomed to faggy word games from fags like Nick Rekieta who, as brain-charred as he currently is, literally has a degree in devious snake shit to trip people up.
I can respect a man that doesn’t have time for others bullshit and simply chooses to speak plainly.
 
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Speaking of getting what they deserve:

As you'll notice in his campaign info, he still expects all his supporters to pay for shipping once the book is finally ready if they want to actually receive the product they already paid for. That's right Vedophiles, this fat fuck still expects more money from you before you get what you ordered.
Many crowdfunded garbage does that. They'll promise low shipping and once the item is finished, they'll make up some excuse about shipping costs being higher now and charge you a lot more. There's nothing you can do. Either you lose your pledge and have no product, or you suck it up and pay the shipping.
I wonder how much this fat paedophile will charge. $25? We will see.
That's if his book even comes out.
 
Actually hearing him in other contexts, I think it's that he generally tries to talk straight, and isn't accustomed to faggy word games from fags like Nick Rekieta who, as brain-charred as he currently is, literally has a degree in devious snake shit to trip people up.
I think Eric himself even said (or it might have been Null on MATI) that he was caught off guard when he talked to Nick on stream because he assumed it was a good faith conversation, not realising Nick was in full hole-brained snake mode to mullet-guard for Dick Masterson.

The best decision Eric ever made was to cut these clowns off entirely and focus on taking care of bidness. He has thrived while they continue falling to pieces.
 
It's always worth remembering that Eric July NEVER used crowdfunding. He offered pre-orders and fulfilled them very swiftly.
 
It's always worth remembering that Eric July NEVER used crowdfunding. He offered pre-orders and fulfilled them very swiftly.
This is why Eric July is a failure and not a success like Vedo. Only a retard that doesn’t know anything would give customers their goods.

Didn’t you learn anything in the past year. Obviously you’re a Maddox supporter and not a uber chad who listens to Dick. It’s about time Eric July listened to Dick and Vedo and maybe he will sell comics better.
 
This is why Eric July is a failure and not a success like Vedo. Only a retard that doesn’t know anything would give customers their goods.

Didn’t you learn anything in the past year. Obviously you’re a Maddox supporter and not a uber chad who listens to Dick. It’s about time Eric July listened to Dick and Vedo and maybe he will sell comics better.
You see, after manufacturing and shipping costs, Eric July probably only makes 50-75% profit

Vito, who never made anything, is 100% profit.

(In all seriousness, didn't vito waste all the money he got?)
 
(In all seriousness, didn't vito waste all the money he got?)
He has at separate times claimed the money is gone, that it's still sitting in has bank account collecting interest, and that he has invested it into the stock market to make even more money.
 
Many crowdfunded garbage does that. They'll promise low shipping and once the item is finished, they'll make up some excuse about shipping costs being higher now and charge you a lot more. There's nothing you can do. Either you lose your pledge and have no product, or you suck it up and pay the shipping.
I wonder how much this fat paedophile will charge. $25? We will see.
That's if his book even comes out.

You see, after manufacturing and shipping costs, Eric July probably only makes 50-75% profit

Vito, who never made anything, is 100% profit.

(In all seriousness, didn't vito waste all the money he got?)

He has at separate times claimed the money is gone, that it's still sitting in has bank account collecting interest, and that he has invested it into the stock market to make even more money.

So my hatred of this pedophile has reached its limits and has motivated me to pull back the curtain a bit. Firstly, I'm going to tell you all that the money is definitely gone. Without power leveling too much, I will say I've done projects in the publishing field in the past and understand how it works.

It should never take this long.

At all.

Ever.

Let's first establish what this project requires in order to make a comic:

1) Writing
2) "Penciling"
3) "Inking"
4) "Coloring"
5) "Lettering"

In the days of modern graphic design all of this works out to a couple of people, some PC's and WACOM's on Microsoft Word and Adobe products. Being that the writing was supposedly completed before the pedo started the campaign, it should have been off to the artists. the moment the project was funded. As pages are completed, they are handed off to each subsequent artist until the final pages are sent to the pedophile for approval.

Something To Keep In Mind
Pages are done individually. This means once a person finishes a page, they can hand it off and begin working on the next. Once Artist A finishes Page 1, Artist B can immediately start work on Page 1 and Artist A can move onto Page 2. This means that by the time Artist A finishes their work, the rest of the artists shouldn't be far behind. In the case of Vedo the Pedo, we actually already know Artist A - Keder Lebeau.

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We even know when Keder completed their work:

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In an Instagram post dated July 28th, 2025, Lebeau states they completed their work over a year ago which would put it in late Spring 2024. Approximately 4 - 6 months AFTER the delivery date stated by the pedophile.

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Moving on from this, we move on to an update post of Vedo's dated July 31, 2024:

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You will see this upholds the process as I have explained so far. The pages were working their way through production and were nearly complete. A YEAR AGO. As much as I hate to offer even the smallest amount of understanding to a fat, stupid, unfunny pedophile: If he had been able to get the comic out last summer and said "hey, this is my first comic and I'd a stupid, fat, pedo but I wanted to put effort into something for the first time in my life, thanks for waiting" and shipped it by the fall, I doubt people would have judged him too harshly.

Here is where the Pedo's story starts falling apart.

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Somehow it took over a year for what he initially promised should only take a few weeks. You know, because the process up until then displayed a very different and efficient timeline.

To give everyone a decent idea of the coloring process, I'll link you to a video teaching the process:


By no means do I aim to diminish the hard work of someone dedicated to their craft, but as you can see, a two-page spread should take 1 - 2 days of passionate work. Lettering is literally just adding the word balloons and the words. Take all this as you will but anyone with a brain can understand that if lettering was done more than a year ago and a month or two later they were more than 50% done the coloring, etc. something isn't adding up here.

Some Things To Note

It wasn't until a post in December 2024 (a full year after the promised delivery date) that the pedophile mentions that he is now looking into a stateside printer instead of overseas. This is an amazingly retarded statement for numerous reasons but the most glaring one is that no one prints overseas. In general, there are two main options:

Comic Printing Options:
Traditional Printing - Old school printing which tends to be cheaper in very high volumes. We are talking 10k copies of the same issue or more.

Digital Printing - New printing format that dramatically lowers the price for shorter run or one off projects. This is how Eric July is so successful. There are NUMEROUS digital printing businesses all over the US. Ingram has locations throughout the country and even offers a complete suite of fulfillment services for short run projects if necessary. For the pedophile's project which is a one time project, it would be cheapest for him just to ship them all out of his garage with a friend or two over a week's time.

Perhaps you are thinking to yourself that Vedo the Pedo is just colossally retarded and wanted to use one of the printers that the BIG BOYS use like Marvel / DC / etc. Well, I've got news for you:

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All the major comic companies print in the US or Canada. Not overseas.

Moving on from all this. We learn the pedophile has settled on a digital printer called MIXAM as of his post April 9th when he stated that everything was finally done. Two months later, Vedo the Pedo states that [SHOCK] there's another delay.


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There are a few very perplexing things about this:

1) All standard size comics have the same dimensions.
2) All standard printers of standard comics would have the same minimal bleeds.
3) ANY COMPETENT COMIC BOOK ARTIST'S WOULD ALREADY KNOW THESE DIMENSIONS

These bleed issues shouldn't have been a thing to begin with. When the original pages were being laid out in something like Adobe InDesign, the bleeds would have automatically been built into all of this. Any press work, digital or traditional, uses bleeds. For hundreds of years. It's like using the phrase <head> when talking to a web designer. What I am trying to convey to you is that the pedophile is trying to tell you he just realized his car uses gas instead of diesel as he's about to drive it off the lot.

Printing

Let's start with something I brought up earlier:

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In the campaign, Vedo the Pedo states that once the books are ready to ship, he will need to collect shipping costs from all the backers. Being that none of the backers have paid shipping costs, we can surmise that the books have not been printed yet. Why I feel more confident in this than the average person is because of my awareness of one of the most common publishers tricks: The shipping and handling build in the cost of the printing and shipping of the book.

To illustrate:

This is a quote from KA-BLAM digital comic book printers located in the US. Why am I using a quote from KA-BLAM? Because the pedophile actually uses their bleed template in his post. KA-BLAM is also an industry standard for short-run projects and offers competitive prices. Below is a quote for a book using page count and the description the pedophile gave.

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That's right, everyone. Per book cost is $4.28 Let's just say Christopher the Child Toucher decides to get fancy and do the Cardstock Cover instead of the standard. It raises it only a little bit:

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Moving onward, let's be generous and assume Vedo the Pedo wants to make sure his comic is shipped safely and actually cares about the customer. We can see U-Line (industry standard for shipping products) offering foldable mailers for around $1.00 apiece or less:

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Now let's look into shipping:

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Taken from the USPS website, you can see that Media Mail (which includes tracking) would cost $4.47 to ship the book to customers anywhere in the US. From Vedo the Pedo's address in California to 14 Branchland Ct in Ruckersville, VA, it takes about 4 days to be delivered.

So let's do some math:

$4.28 + $4.47 + $1.00 = $9.75

What was the shipping cost in the US again?

Oh right, $10.00
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Based upon this, I am confident that not only has Vito not anywhere near ready to ship his book, he likely hasn't even sent it to press yet. On average, digital printers take 1 - 2 weeks to print a few thousand copies and should not be any form of bottleneck. This factors in the printing queue and assumes the Pedo has to wait for other projects the printer has ahead of him. I'll even be generous and give it a month.

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CONCLUSION

All the money is gone, it's been gone, otherwise the books would have already been printed and he would be asking for shipping fees from all his backers and he wouldn't be trying to appease people with black and white digital issues.

At this point we are left with only 2 possible understandings of Dax Herrera's favorite pedophile:

1) Vedo the Pedo knows absolutely nothing about the comics industry and how comics are made while having spent TWO YEARS shitting on a man who literally built an entire comic publishing business successfully which makes him the most ignorant and invalid pedophile in history.

OR

2) The fat fucker has been lying and spent all the cash on children's toys and drugs.
 

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It's a bit concerning that the effort posts you guys occasionally throw up in here are still more effort than Vito has put into getting shitty comics into retard hands.
 
Vedo the Pedo knows absolutely nothing about the comics industry and how comics are made while having spent TWO YEARS shitting on a man who literally built an entire comic publishing business successfully which makes him the most ignorant and invalid pedophile in history.
He should seriously reach out to Eric July to handle the fulfillment, if it ever gets finished.
 
1) Vedo the Pedo knows absolutely nothing about the comics industry and how comics are made while having spent TWO YEARS shitting on a man who literally built an entire comic publishing business successfully which makes him the most ignorant and invalid pedophile in history.
Even if he knew nothing it still wouldn't excuse this level of incompetence, especially when he's paying other people to do all the hard parts.
2) The fat fucker has been lying and spent all the cash on children's toys and drugs.
I'm sticking with the interest/stonks theory. Vedo knows this golden goose isn't laying another egg and his days with Juju are numbered, so he has to spin that $100k for as long as possible because he once it's gone he's fucked.
He should seriously reach out to Eric July to handle the fulfillment, if it ever gets finished.
The sad thing is I bet you even now if he went to Eric on bended knee and asked for help he'd still say yes. Superkiller is bad but it's the kind of fodder you could sell a single run of if you marketed it to the right people, and Eric has the connections and knowledge to make that happen.
 
The sad thing is I bet you even now if he went to Eric on bended knee and asked for help he'd still say yes. Superkiller is bad but it's the kind of fodder you could sell a single run of if you marketed it to the right people, and Eric has the connections and knowledge to make that happen.
Without any hesitation, I believe that July would do it at cost just to help him out. Partly because I believe that July is 100% just a better man than these fuckers, but also partly because what he'd lose in profit he'd gain in credibility (not that he needs any at this point). It would put an end to Comicsgate and establish him as not only a success but as a true believer and benefactor to the causes he firmly defends. All of this is exactly why the pedophile will never do it.

There's a part of me that believes one of the reasons Dick has banned him from his house is due to his revelation that the money is gone and he's unable to finish the book. I think he asked Dick for a loan in order to complete the printing and promised to pay him back with the shipping revenue. It would be just the right type of thing to make Dick go ballistic with him but wish not to discuss it on air. My guess is that Dick has told him that until the comic gets shipped and he stops being a whiny faggot, he doesn't want him anywhere near the house.
 
It would put an end to Comicsgate and establish him as not only a success but as a true believer and benefactor to the causes he firmly defends.
I'd love to see EVS fire up a stream to explain how this is bad for comics, ackshually, if you wanna know the troof about it.
There's a part of me that believes one of the reasons Dick has banned him from his house is due to his revelation that the money is gone and he's unable to finish the book. I think he asked Dick for a loan in order to complete the printing and promised to pay him back with the shipping revenue.
It's a compelling theory, but I'm going Occam's Razor with the Juju/Vedo beef and saying if it is real Dax is either just sick of Vedo specifically or cleaning house because he's finally realised hitching his brand to pedos was, shockingly, a bad PR move.
 
The sad thing is I bet you even now if he went to Eric on bended knee and asked for help he'd still say yes. Superkiller is bad but it's the kind of fodder you could sell a single run of if you marketed it to the right people, and Eric has the connections and knowledge to make that happen.
Without any hesitation, I believe that July would do it at cost just to help him out. Partly because I believe that July is 100% just a better man than these fuckers, but also partly because what he'd lose in profit he'd gain in credibility (not that he needs any at this point). It would put an end to Comicsgate and establish him as not only a success but as a true believer and benefactor to the causes he firmly defends. All of this is exactly why the pedophile will never do it.
Coming full circle, back to where it all began.
 
I think Eric himself even said (or it might have been Null on MATI) that he was caught off guard when he talked to Nick on stream because he assumed it was a good faith conversation, not realising Nick was in full hole-brained snake mode to mullet-guard for Dick Masterson.

The best decision Eric ever made was to cut these clowns off entirely and focus on taking care of bidness. He has thrived while they continue falling to pieces.
When Vito called him and tried to promote his book/crowdfunding campaign on Rippa’s show, Rippa just muted him every time Superkiller was mentioned. He knew the jig before Vito’s fans knew.
 
Huh, I thought REEEto and his boyfriend Max Douche or something like that, died in a plane crash...
 
Now let's look into shipping:

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Taken from the USPS website, you can see that Media Mail (which includes tracking) would cost $4.47 to ship the book to customers anywhere in the US. From Vedo the Pedo's address in California to 14 Branchland Ct in Ruckersville, VA, it takes about 4 days to be delivered.
Comic books are generally not allowed for media mail because they include ads which is not allowed for that mail tier. Granted that some graphic novels do not include ads but the USPS sometimes just sees a comic and is like no way bro. So I hope he does choose the media mail gamble and loses. First class is the correct option and slightly higher cost.
 
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