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[Sean Andalou]

Pooners alleges category errors on dating apps.


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Spoiler: Whole rant.

I hadn't used dating apps in a few years and I'm encountering an issue I am wondering is systemic.

When I make a profile I put my gender as trans man/etc, I don't need to waste my time with people who don't think they can date a trans man. That part is pretty much the same as before. What I don't understand is why straight men can find my profile while declaring themselves straight. Previously how apps worked was if you don't want to date women, they don't show you women. Now straight people pop up on my app in the way that indicates they have like my profile or boosted theirs or whatever specific apps call their pay for exposure gimmick. I mainly used Feeld since it's pretty much all polyamorous people, but after emailing them they did not answer my questions. This gives me the impression this is all by design. The extremely cynical conclusion I am arriving at is the disconnect between how someone lists their sexuality and how they can search for people by gender is so they can take money from chasers and closet cases to find trans people.
Is this like the system wide norm now? Is everyone having the same issue? Does anyone know how to prevent straight people from finding me on an app? This is incredibly frustrating.

Key quotes:

What I don't understand is why straight men can find my profile while declaring themselves straight.

The extremely cynical conclusion I am arriving at is the disconnect between how someone lists their sexuality and how they can search for people by gender is so they can take money from chasers and closet cases to find trans people.

No answers yet but I will check again later.

 

[ltlftp]

Fascinating thing to me is that there were entire generations of women that were into this shit, going back to the 70s when your grandma was writing Kirk/Spock tentacle-dick stories and snail-mailing them around the country

If you'd told me this a few years ago I might have not believed it. But a while back an aunt of mine died and left me all her old video games/tech stuff including her phone because she knew I'd take care of it. I opened it and the first thing I see right there in front of me, on this 70 year old lady's phone, was gay smut. It was the last thing she wanted to see before she croaked in her hospital bed.

I read something about two dude's lips locking and then closed the app, copied her family pictures onto my PC, and then factory reset the phone because my mom (who is not tech savvy and wouldn't realize) wanted to look through and see if there was anything important on there. She is a nice old conservative Christian lady, she doesn't need to know what her sister was doing in her spare time.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A lot of them will pretend that they’re fine with others having a “genital preference” (aka a sexuality) but then get angry at the guy because he’s clearly not into dicks and men. Which is it?

They aren’t fine with it. The term “genital preference” is a passive-aggressive way of belittling people for their entirely legitimate sexual orientation, intended to imply that Steve’s objection to Alice’s euphoria boner is just him being fussy.

It seems to have replaced “genital fetish,” because we mustn’t kinkshame!

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

They aren’t fine with it. The term “genital preference” is a passive-aggressive way of belittling people for their entirely legitimate sexual orientation, intended to imply that Steve’s objection to Alice’s euphoria boner is just him being fussy.

It seems to have replaced “genital fetish,” because we mustn’t kinkshame!

That's because several of them also do not want neovaginas or neophalluses. They were fine using as it an insult for normal people who didn't want to date them, But then one troon had to go and ruin it by feeling sad about it, and the rule is in the community if it makes somebody sad then everybody needs to change everything because nobody can ever be sad ever, if you're trans

 

[Aunt Carol]

If she wants to force people not to recognize that she is a curious little chap who is not a chap, good luck. Even without disclosure, they'd be gossiping after the party 100%.

The way she reacted, it would have been remiss of the host not to warn everyone beforehand.

All these "I always pass" gendies don't appreciate the handmaidens smoothing the way, so nobody looks at them funny and conversational topic are carefully chosen.

 

[Chemex]

And just like UberEats, I'm also absolutely terrible for your blood pressure!

To be honest, rather than making me mad, I often find myself getting depressed after reading your contributions to the Stinkditch threads (doesn't mean I don't appreciate them, I really do). These people are simply way too depressing.

Also, it’s been a while since I dared meeting new people and even get out of the house much because of the transphobia that keeps getting worse.

Trans people talk about killing TERFs and transphobes all the time, while at the same time unable to find even the courage to get out of the house due to muh transphobia. My God, the duality! Also, dood, have you ever considered the possibility that the host told other people that you're a transman not out of transphobia, but out of consideration instead? If something like this is enough to trigger them, no wonder they talk about trans genocide all the time. Get some help instead of deluding yourself into thinking that you're a man!

 

[MaximKnight76]

That's because several of them also do not want neovaginas or neophalluses. They were fine using as an insult for normal people who didn't want to date them, But then one troon had to go and ruin it by feeling sad about it, and the rule is in the community if it makes somebody sad then everybody needs to change everything because nobody can ever be sad ever, if you're trans

Who was the Troon ?

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Who was the Troon ?

I was speaking rhetorically, but I know the type of social situation. Troons and pooners display the obvious nerd fallacy of social ostracism leading to radical acceptance, where a subgroup is unable to police their own borders in any way for fear of being a dreaded "oppressor". Since they are all terminally online and lack social skills too (because autism), this desire for inclusivity morphs into any community they are a part of quickly normalizing to the absolute lowest common denominator. You can't tell someone that being a furry or into absolutely grotesque hentai or being a brony is cringe or bad or laughable in any way, because "why can't people just like what they like?". You see it in the posts here, every time a tranny says "can we at least try to keep the stealing your sister's underwear shit under wraps" a whole army comes in to talk about not stifling new trans women in discovering themselves.

RIP Something Awful, the trannies and furfags puppeteering your corpse these days do not deserve you

 

[Sean Andalou]

The troons + shrooms story. Also a bit of marijuana.


Reddit -- Archive
284 upvotes. 45 comments.

Spoiler: The whole thing.

(FYI: this is NOT a post of me saying you should go and try shrooms. I did it at my own risk and want to discuss my experience with it)

I did a total of 2 grams of shrooms earlier this week, also smoked a lot of weed later on in the trip. I think it was definitely a very positive experience overall but I wanna talk specifically about my transness after the trip.

For context, before I took shrooms, I identified as a trans woman but it was a little iffy. I had a lot of imposter syndrome, especially from the fact I hid away my transness for 2 years and only rediscovered myself a few months ago. I always felt I wasn't "really" trans or that I wasn't "really" a woman. Also a lot of gender dysphoria

But after my trip? Everything feels very different now. I don't feel the same way I did before at all. It feels more like I see myself in the mirror and see a man and instead of feeling dysphoric, I get confused. Or when I'm talking to someone and I'm reminded that I pass as a man, I get confused. I think like "wait but I'm a woman why do people think I'm a guy" or "why do I look like a guy" and then I remember "oh yeah I'm trans." I don't even really feel dysphoria all that much, it's more so confusion as to why I have the wrong body. I felt this very strongly during my trip, at one point I was staring at my legs/hands and thinking to myself "why do I have the legs and hands of a man?" and then remembered I was trans and not a cis girl

I view this as a very positive and very wanted change of perspective of how I view myself but I wanted to know what other people thought of it

Key quotes.

For context, before I took shrooms, I identified as a trans woman but it was a little iffy. I had a lot of imposter syndrome, especially from the fact I hid away my transness for 2 years and only rediscovered myself a few months ago. I always felt I wasn't "really" trans or that I wasn't "really" a woman. Also a lot of gender dysphoria

It's not really "impostor syndrome" if you really are an impostor, but hold on ...

I don't feel the same way I did before at all. It feels more like I see myself in the mirror and see a man and instead of feeling dysphoric, I get confused. Or when I'm talking to someone and I'm reminded that I pass as a man, I get confused. I think like "wait but I'm a woman why do people think I'm a guy" or "why do I look like a guy" and then I remember "oh yeah I'm trans."

I view this as a very positive and very wanted change of perspective of how I view myself but I wanted to know what other people thought of it

Down in the comments.

I keep hearing of people's dysphoria changing after trying shrooms, I wonder what's going on there. I'm sorta intrigued and wanna try them now

This almost exact thing happened to me after I had an episode, got really high and started bingeing euphoria

I still identify as a trans girl and don't forget I'm trans, but I'm completely disassociated from my life before. Like I've always been this way in my head. It's fantastic. Very little dysphoria and the little that is there doesn't even bother me generally.

And much else along the same lines.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

The troons + shrooms story. Also a bit of marijuana.

Safety, tolerability, and efficacy of psilocybin in 9 patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder

Known for over 20 years now (that study is one of the first), psychedelics help with OCD and depression. They seem to mess with the default mode network and loosen feedback loops in the brain. But, since this is just a chemical intervention, you get weird paradoxical reactions in some people where anxiety and compulsion increases, and of course it doesn't solve the loop forever if you start reinforcing it again.

It's fucking wild that scientists can see this shit and not take a second to think about what that means to "gender identity" and dysphoria. Between this and the fetish and autism stuff, its like trans researchers are staring at poster of dots in the exact shape of a smiley face with an (Autism+OCD) label across the front, and still talking about how mysterious and complex and multilayered the trans experience is.

 

[Waffle Iron]

he chose to do force this poor guy into finding out in such a violating way

Imagine realizing you're making out with a guy and you're holding his erection in your hands. I'm surprised he kept himself together and just quietly bolted. I would've screamed and ran.

Did the tranny think he'd just shrug it off?!

No, the guy would feel his boner, become scared and confused, but ask the tranny to please explain it to him. Then the tranny would have this riveting speech about gender, sex and attraction. The man would realize the truth about gender and have totally straight sex with the tranny and ride home on a unicorn farting rainbows.

A lot of them will pretend that they’re fine with others having a “genital preference” (aka a sexuality) but then get angry at the guy because he’s clearly not into dicks and men. Which is it?

They know they can't demand of others to just suck the tranny cock. Partner selection is one of the few things in which people can be sexist/racist/whateverist and people are allowed to have those preferences. They are still dimly aware that demanding that everyone should be forced to date trans people would be insane. But like the narcissists they are, they still demand they THEMSELVES get what they want, regardless of others. If they think a guy is cute, that guy should be forced to date them. The other trannies however, shouldnt complain and be willing to settle for T4T.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

But, since this is just a chemical intervention, you get weird paradoxical reactions in some people where anxiety and compulsion increases, and of course it doesn't solve the loop forever if you start reinforcing it again.

Tbf even actual antidepressants can increase suicide risk. Fucking with your brain in any manner can have paradoxical effects. Just one of those things where maybe just don't go taking random drugs for no reason type shit. But that's totally and definitely off topic.

 

[caffeinated Chihuahua]

Question for female KFarmers: did your breasts continue to get bigger after the age of 16? I find it hard to believe considering puberty for girls has been getting earlier and earlier for decades.

Yes a little bit (about one size) even accounting for the fact I gained some weight and one size due to meds, but my puberty also started pretty late. I have heard some women still gain a little bit in their mid 20s although I don't know how true that is, maybe it's something hormonal. The changes wont be dramatic though, if you have a small chest at 16-18 you will not suddenly get DD honkers. The meds might also be a factor, birth control for example can increase the size a little bit and a lot of women start it later than 16.

Tbf even actual antidepressants can increase suicide risk.

Iirc they do because the main thing they do is increasing the energy levels of the person taking them, so they might also gain the energy to commit suicide.

 

[Vampirella]

Question for female KFarmers: did your breasts continue to get bigger after the age of 16? I find it hard to believe considering puberty for girls has been getting earlier and earlier for decades.

I started very late, so they grew till my early 20s, then pregnancy happened and they got bigger from that, now thanks to getting older, gaining weight, and meds they've also changed again.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

at 16-18 you will not suddenly get DD honkers

One of the people I went to school with did end up with dd size, she would constantly go on about how her back hurt and I'm fairly sure she ended up getting a reduction because of it but didn't really keep up with her after leaving school. And honestly, massive tits meh. Perfect size is (my) hand size.

Iirc they do because the main thing they do is increasing the energy levels of the person taking them, so they might also gain the energy to commit suicide.

Yea if you give people with no motivation and passive suicidal ideation motivation in pill form then that passive goes to active real quick. Almost as if taking a pill won't magically transform your entire life or something.

 

[PoonerQuota]

Wrong thread, apologies.

 

[Syikeblade]

A gay guy somewhat regrets transitioning in a attempt to get a boyfriend

Spoiler: I wish I stayed a gay guy

Girls this is a throwaway account bcs I don’t want people to link to who I am bcs I have posted in this sub too. I just had this chain of bad events happening the past few days I am really considering detrans. Please tell me I am wrong.
I have been on hormones for almost two years now. I am still very skinny and tall but I think I look good and cute. I posted a video of my new hair cut the other day. Most people told me I looked so cute and passable but some bitch asked me when I would start hrt. I was so hurt bcs it shows my two years of hrt was nothing. So I showed my video to my cis girlfriends. I thought they were supportive but they kinda just snickered. I could tell they were holding back their laugh. Did I look that bad?? I thought I looked cute with my new haircut but obviously they thought I still looked like a man. I was so hurt I went to hang out at a gay bar and ran into some old gay friends. They could tell I was sad so they asked me what’s wrong. I told them the whole thing and showed them my video. They loved my video and hung out with me the whole night. We danced and drank and had a such an amazing time. I felt so free I didn’t have to worry about my looks and manners.
It made me think about if I transitioned for the wrong reason. Before I transitioned, I was a happy gay man. I was always a little fem queen so I didn’t get too many dates with gay men. I never had a boyfriend but I was happy going to go clubs dancing and drinking every weekend. During Covid, I was on TikTok all the time. I saw a video of someone’s transformation I thought I could do it too and if I can’t find a boyfriend as a boy maybe I will find a boyfriend as a girl. I basically lied to my therapist about having gender dysphoria as a child. I actually never did but I knew they wouldn’t give me hormones unless I said that. After being on estrogen for two years, I never really felt aligned. I hate how it made me not functional down there and I miss the way I used to play with myself. I have a hard time connecting with cis women. I try to be friends with them but I feel their way of thinking is weird and I get bored with them. The people I connect really well are the drag queens. I love love love how they talk and how feisty they are. I can talk to them for hours without getting bored. I just hoped I could attract a man and have a boyfriend one day. Since I started transitioning I have had zero dates. Only guys on Grindr talk to me they all ended up wanting me to top them wtf. I am just hopeless. How I see myself is very different from how others see me. I think I look cute and a lot of people in this sub agree but when I go out I get clocked and sirred all the time. I dont think hormones are working for me. If I can’t find a boyfriend what’s the point of transitioning??

And as always some choice comments to share:

Spoiler: Comments

Choppedl-iver 1 point 9 minutes ago
Sounds rough babe, I think you should follow whatever feels right. If I had some sort of future as a man, which it sounds like you do, I’d probably want that too.
Don’t be hard on yourself for finding yourself here though, you live and learn. At least now you have all of this perspective to move forward.


[–]j3ss6e 3 points 11 minutes ago
‚I basically lied to my therapist about having gender dysphoria as a child. I actually never did but I knew they wouldn’t give me hormones unless I said that’ —— that right there is the reason why you don’t feel fully aligned with ur body anymore, if u don’t have dysphoria then there’s a high chance you’re gonna regret sooner or later and the more time u leave it the harder it will be to reverse it- atleast you’re realising it now. And transitioning to attract men? Trans women already have a limited dating pool outside of chasers etc, so you’ve been fed a bit of a lie there, majority of tw transition to alleviate their gender dysphoria and that’s why it’s successful for us, but if that’s your only reasoning then im afraid that’s why you’ve been feeling like this. perhaps take some time and think about ur options

This one just says the quite part out loud about how easy it is to get hrt

RecentIndication8509 2 points 18 minutes ago
This is why you tell the truth sis. When I told them how I felt I wasn’t lying nor was I doing it for a man. Being gay is waaaaaayyyy better than being trans. My femboy era was my hoe phase because it was easy to find men interested in me but now that I’m trans I barely get attention from men unless they are chasers. It’s supposed to be for you if you ACTUALLY have gender dysphoria. That’s just the problem nowadays because anybody can claim the trans status regardless of whether or not they have dysphoria. The fact you were able to get it even though you didn’t have it to begin with scares me at how easy it is to have access to these life changing drugs

gghhgggf 3 points 44 minutes ago
people be catty you shouldn’t let that affect you!! but if deep down you don’t really feel the connection to womanhood and it’s more about getting with guys, i do think you will find that success as a gay man just as easy (if not easier). straight men aren’t that good to us overall.
there is nothing wrong with detransitioning you can still kiki with the tgirls and maybe you are NB?

[–]PerformerFickle2820 4 points 46 minutes ago
transitioning should be something you do for urself not to get men. i feel like right now reflect on ur life before and after starting ur transition and feel out whether transitioning is making u unhappy or if youve just had some bad few days

Seems many of the trannies can't stand whistle blowers on trying to transition just to hook up with "straight" men.

Archive Link

 

[femboy fart huffer]

A gay guy somewhat regrets transitioning in a attempt to get a boyfriend

How the fuck do you need to transition to get a bf? I can go on grindr right now and have a dozen people start a conversation within an hour. Dating as a gay guy is probably the easiest easiest of the four main ones. If you need to transition to get a bf you must be a fucking massively obnoxious cunt.

 

[Sean Andalou]

If you need to transition to get a bf you must be a fucking massively obnoxious cunt.

... or delusional.
Or both.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

How the fuck do you need to transition to get a bf? I can go on grindr right now and have a dozen people start a conversation within an hour. Dating as a gay guy is probably the easiest easiest of the four main ones. If you need to transition to get a bf you must be a fucking massively obnoxious cunt.

They want flowers and the door held open for them and shit, not the insta “dtf?” At least that’s the complaint I’ve heard/read from HSTS. The bi guys switch from trying to romance them to wanting to fuck them and never seeing them again once they realize they’re not real women. Gay gays tend to prefer masculine men over feminine men. Twinks, yes, but still young men, not all dressed up like Blaire White.

And I’m not saying all of them but some fetishize bagging straight boys, same with straight dudes and “dyke breaking” fetishes. Some people like a challenge I guess, even if it’s fucking impossible.


AGPvP is a hater, feminine gay men complain about not having a huge dating pool all of the time. Also trans people lie to doctors about their childhoods to get drugs constantly, and sometimes induce dysphoria in themselves once they choose to go down this road. Good on this gay dude figuring this out now and not 20 years from now.