💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 359 47.5%
  • Total voters
    756
Congratulations on 1000 pages Chibi. You also won a new record, as your thread took 10 years, 1 month, and 9 days to get 1000 pages, making it the Thread that took the longest time to reach it.
 
The gumption to throw the safety of the known for his risky meme dreams! THROUGH THE CROWDS!
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Hope some line crossing faggot doesn't inevitably contact who ever we figure out to be his newest employer or whatever bad things usually happens to lolcows beneath the Eye of Sauron.
In my mind's eye, Chibbi having a beautiful chinky familly is the funniest outcome.
 
Irregardless said:
Might as well get the page 1000 post while I'm here.

Every time I see this guy I am always amazed he is still a relevant lolcow.
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Chibi isn't like Ralph where it's monumental fuck ups once a week, with chibi it's more "he's gonna stream Mario to 3 people for six months and then leak his own nudes to advertise his twitch. "
 
Orphaned Punk said:
The gumption to throw the safety of the known for his risky meme dreams! THROUGH THE CROWDS!
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Hope some line crossing faggot doesn't inevitably contact who ever we figure out to be his newest employer or whatever bad things usually happens to lolcows.
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Noone should fuck with this guy. I wish him the best. It'd be great if he really did find his dreams there. It'd be neat to live in Japan. But I also think this is going to fail all on its own, and I want to watch that happen all on its own
 
TV's Adam West said:
Chibi isn't like Ralph where it's monumental fuck ups once a week, with chibi it's more "he's gonna stream Mario to 3 people for six months and then leak his own nudes to advertise his twitch. "
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I think Ralph is a bad comparison because he hasn’t really done much since getting beat up in Portugal besides live in a Mexican shack with prostitutes. A better comparison right now would be Bossmanjack when he’s not in jail or Jason Thor Hall although Mald it seems he’s keeping his head down right now.
 
I wonder if Chibi's Japanese speaking skills has improved in any meaningful way since his last visit.
In a weird way I wish him luck, it was a monumentally stupid and risky decision no matter which way you look at it. But if this guy can leave his dungeon and fly out and successfully make a living on the other side of the world, maybe it'll become a strange 'loser turns his life around' wholesome story. So many lolcows of this nature try, fail then never try again. Maybe Chibi's the one in a million sort of weirdo whose autism is just too strong to let him give up? Maybe he really is the protagonist of a cheesy JRPG who wins the day through the power of believing in himself?

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How far we’ve come, from the couch to the cherry blossoms,
from the speedruns to the Shinkansen,
from the late-night runs to the Love Hotel.
 
TV's Adam West said:
Chibi isn't like Ralph where it's monumental fuck ups once a week, with chibi it's more "he's gonna stream Mario to 3 people for six months and then leak his own nudes to advertise his twitch. "
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What's always shocked me is just how often this retard gets recycled, like every time there's a new influx of lolcow content viewers, another video comes out about him, and it's always the same video that starts off with something like "Ok guys, I wanna talk about one of my favorites, he's an oldie but a goldie" then it ends with whatever his newest retarded escapade was.

I do think it's interesting how he's been able to maintain relevance while also being able to land jobs (some of them well paying) and actually do shit, like going to Japan to be a pedophile teacher.
It makes me wonder how many other cows have these kinds of ups and downs? Because it's like, if we're being real, there's been several different occasions over the past decade where if Cheebs left the internet he could have actually lived a regular life, at least IMO.
 
Irregardless said:
It's interesting how he's been able to maintain relevance while also being able to land jobs (some of them well paying) and actually do shit
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Chibi doesn't land jobs or survives his fucks ups as much as he has his mom run chibiguard for him. He needed her to get him a job that wasn't poverty tier or a scam, he needed her to get him a place outside her home, he needed her to break up with googly eyes, he needed Discord children to get him to graduate. Every endeavor Chibi has done on his own has failed or backfired, sometimes both. His stream career died, his editing career died in its cradle, the job he got now pays him nothing and the one he landed in Japan is built to sucker in dummies and cram them at shitty, small buildings, not an actual school where he can pedo around as he wishes to. Let's not get revisionist about Chibi.
 
Looney Troons said:
I really cannot wait until Chibi has his first real bout with xenophobia. It’s going to be so fucking funny
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He'd fire up a livestream later that night and make excuses, saying how it was his own fault, and how he needs to immerse himself further into the culture. Then he'd utter a pathetic, guttural laugh and say "oh well lmao!"

The exact same treatment in any Western, God-fearing country would also result in a livestream, however one where he complains how bigoted and racist mayos are and how this is Trump's America.

Oliver Onions said:
the women of Japan can (probably) breathe easy.
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Bold of you to assume his body odor isn't a factor.
 
Imagine he shows up for his first day excited thinking it'll be like living in a real life highschool anime but he walks in the classroom and is teaching a bunch of pajeets
 
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Irregardless said:
What's always shocked me is just how often this retard gets recycled, like every time there's a new influx of lolcow content viewers, another video comes out about him, and it's always the same video that starts off with something like "Ok guys, I wanna talk about one of my favorites, he's an oldie but a goldie" then it ends with whatever his newest retarded escapade was.

I do think it's interesting how he's been able to maintain relevance while also being able to land jobs (some of them well paying) and actually do shit, like going to Japan to be a pedophile teacher.
It makes me wonder how many other cows have these kinds of ups and downs? Because it's like, if we're being real, there's been several different occasions over the past decade where if Cheebs left the internet he could have actually lived a regular life, at least IMO.
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He did pedo shit?
 
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