💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 359 47.5%
  • Total voters
    756
The end of Chibi's stream was pretty funny.

Key points:
- He wants to bring his Nintendo 64 with him in Japan but doesn't know if he has enough space to bring it over.
- Wants to take his PC parts/webcam and audio equipment to Japan in his suitcase.
- If he cannot bring the PC parts he is going to purchase them again in Japan.
- Ends stream prematurely because it's 12am and is worried his brother will get mad at him again for streaming all hours of the night :story:

 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
If he cannot bring the PC parts he is going to purchase them again in Japan.
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The absolute IQ on chibi is impressive. This is such a nonproblem that hes decided he needs to waste money on.
At least chibis brother seems ot have a spine. Hes somehow tamed the sassy faggot, something his mother could never do.
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
He wants to bring his Nintendo 64 with him in Japan but doesn't know if he has enough space to bring it over.
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WHY. Is he hoping to find an old CRT in Akihabara and go on his very own Steins Gate adventure? Maybe get his own retard pet gf to feed bananas to?

Shit like this is why I sometimes feel sorry for his mom. How do you reason with someone this fucking stupid.
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
The end of Chibi's stream was pretty funny.

Key points:
- He wants to bring his Nintendo 64 with him in Japan but doesn't know if he has enough space to bring it over.
- Wants to take his PC parts/webcam and audio equipment to Japan in his suitcase.
- If he cannot bring the PC parts he is going to purchase them again in Japan.
- Ends stream prematurely because it's 12am and is worried his brother will get mad at him again for streaming all hours of the night :story:

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You would think Chibi should have the luggage he is gonna bring on a permanent move abroad figured out more than 5 days in advance.

And the priorities are also set. His cum crusted, nacho stained N64 of all the things 😹
 
Quizibo said:
I kind of wonder what he will do with all his computer stuff with no three prong outlets. Does he have adapters or something to make it work correctly?
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Most modern switching power supplies will work on 100V fine and you can get adapters to plug into two prong outlets. Or just cut the ground prong off.
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
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Oh shit.

He would, wouldn't he? He'll absolutely try to use his position to rail one of his female students.
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That's a paddling.

English schools have a "no fraternization" policy. If Cheebs even attempted a relationship with a student they'd fire his ass immediately.

Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Ok, I will try to explain how this shit works, but if any of made nihongos in this thread want to correct me, go on.

Yes, AOC in Japan is 13 and yes it is higher in every prefecture according to the local laws. However, one doesn't beat the other so if someone tries something sexual with someone less than age of 13, they will get punished for sexual exploitation of a minor. If they do this with someone between 13 and "AOC in the prefecture where it happened" it becomes "indecent behavior with a minor" which is a way lesser offence and can even result in just a fine if there wasn't in-out involved. Most likely Adam will just get deported though, but I expect him just regularly fucking everything up at his new job.
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The AOC in Japan is tricky. Yes it's 13 or at least it was but that was only if the other person was also 13, not an adult. Laws in recent years have put it at 16 but some provinces or prefectures still have it as 13. It's the whole federal VS state kind of law thing we have here. There was a chart made for this a while back:

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It was only a felony for men over the age of 20 to have sex with a girl 13 or under but not a felony for a woman over the age of 20 to have sex with a boy under 13. Basically Japan is all kinds of fucked up.

Quizibo said:
I kind of wonder what he will do with all his computer stuff with no three prong outlets. Does he have adapters or something to make it work correctly?
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Not a big deal. Just cut off the ground or get an adaptor for it like one of these:

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The green cable is the ground and most outlets have a screw plate where you attach that to like so:

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Or get a cheap 3 prong multi adapter and pull the ground off.
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
- He wants to bring his Nintendo 64 with him in Japan but doesn't know if he has enough space to bring it over.
- Wants to take his PC parts/webcam and audio equipment to Japan in his suitcase.
- If he cannot bring the PC parts he is going to purchase them again in Japan.
- Ends stream prematurely because it's 12am and is worried his brother will get mad at him again for streaming all hours of the night
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I can't wait for Adam to go to Japan and then none of his electronics work because of the voltage difference.
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
The end of Chibi's stream was pretty funny.

Key points:
- He wants to bring his Nintendo 64 with him in Japan but doesn't know if he has enough space to bring it over.
- Wants to take his PC parts/webcam and audio equipment to Japan in his suitcase.
- If he cannot bring the PC parts he is going to purchase them again in Japan.
- Ends stream prematurely because it's 12am and is worried his brother will get mad at him again for streaming all hours of the night :story:

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Oh my god dude why do you need all that shit man. You are a working man and taking all that shit isn't for your damn job.
 
Imagine that you’re about the embark on something that is going to change your entire life… and your primary concerns are bringing old video game consoles and games you’ve played thousands of times before.

You’ve got an entire new city to explore, people to meet, places to visit, and the pressing matter is whether he’s going to be able to play Mario Golf. What was the purpose of this move again?
 
Looney Troons said:
Imagine that you’re about the embark on something that is going to change your entire life… and your primary concerns are bringing old video game consoles and games you’ve played thousands of times before.

You’ve got an entire new city to explore, people to meet, places to visit, and the pressing matter is whether he’s going to be able to play Mario Golf. What was the purpose of this move again?
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If he wanted to be a shut-in retard, he would have stayed where he is right now and wouldn't have left his cushy sales job. Then again, Chibi has been historically terrible when it comes to making impactful decisions.
 
Looney Troons said:
Imagine that you’re about the embark on something that is going to change your entire life… and your primary concerns are bringing old video game consoles and games you’ve played thousands of times before.

You’ve got an entire new city to explore, people to meet, places to visit, and the pressing matter is whether he’s going to be able to play Mario Golf. What was the purpose of this move again?
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I can understand a computer. I believe that email, work, government/banking/medical stuff all feels better to do on a PC as opposed to on a phone, but maybe I'm old and out of touch. It's not purely an entertainment system. Plus, what else is he gonna do with it? Put it in mom's basement, I guess?

Even if we all know he will use it almost exclusively as a cooming/consooming/sometimes streaming device when he could be doing much more with his time in Japan and his life in general, I can't really fault him for bringing it. Remember, he thinks he's going to Japan for a long, loooong time. And if the alternative is to buy a new one (no laptop???), then bringing it with him is probably the better choice financially as well.

Bringing the N64 is patent retardation, of course, a decision which encapsulates Chibi as a whole. First of all, emulators exist, and it's not like he is some top tier speedrunner whose WR might need defending on original hardware. Second of all, as others have mentioned, the whole issue of getting a CRT. I can just imagine him having to use his dinner table for the N64 and sitting 10 inches away from the screen due to the likely dimensions of his Tokyo apartment.

Finally, what is it all for? Is it because he expects to have company over to entertain with party games on his 30-year-old console? If it's just for him, did he not just shill out hundreds of dollars on the newest Nintendo console, one which is actually portable and perfect for entertainment during those jetlag days? It's almost like some sort of autistic checklist item, as if he's in the car with his parents and if he doesn't get to bring his purple dragon plushie to the grocery store, then he will wail and shit himself the entire time. "I'm moving across the world to start a new career and a new life! What should I bring? Let's see, I guess I'll start with the things which have brought me the most woe over the past two decades..."
 
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