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Mellorine said:
At first I was like "huh, I'm hardly a Disney fan but damn they've lost cultural relevance, I had no idea there was a princess that wears a red dress."

So I looked it up. Turns out she's "Elena of Avalor", a DEI spin-off of "Sofia The First." Both shows are intended for kids aged 2 to 7.

Getting your picture taken with Belle or Aurora is dorky enough, but what kind of adult stands in a Disney-length line to get a picture with a princess from a show for preschoolers without a child present?
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That explains why the character is leaning away so hard it looks like she's about to tip over. Her creep meter is pegging out.

Also, I'm guessing Jackson is around 5'7". Short, but not crazy short. That Disney character is probably wearing heels.

Sam looks like he's 5' even or just above. True manlet. Pair that with being a greasy, scruffy weirdo into fetish shit, add a minimum wage job and.... well, it's obvious why Becky is so focused on his age. It's the only possible angle to talk up, and it's a very weak angle. Becky's pull is hilariously terrible, and losing the McMansion apparently even gave the weirdo manlet second thoughts. I love this arc for her.
 
Men who don't love chores and think of them as a high point of a relationship aren't worth it, says Becky.

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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Odds she decides to claim Daniel forced her into a trans identity and she retreats on the "I'm a man who wears dresses and will never use testosterone" angle now that it doesn't lead to jobs and accolades like before?

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What transition?
Genuinely, what did she do? She didn't take HRT or hang up the dresses or cut her hair. Change her name to a one less basic than Becky? That's literally it. 'they'. Is that all you have to do?

Also... That fetlife pic of Cuckson.
I'm sorry, again, but genuinely :what am I even looking at. It seems to be his (fat) backside, right? He's lying on his front... but how is it that hos weird face seems to be peeking upwards, out of some kind of... Shoulder-blade shell made from his flabby back?? There seems to be weird pixel artifacts but what in fact would that edit even supposed to be? What the fuck am I seeing??

Has he somehow bent reality by the power alone of unsexiness?
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AfghanBlue said:
I'm sorry, again, but genuinely :what am I even looking at. It seems to be his (fat) backside, right? He's lying on his front... but how is it that hos weird face seems to be peeking upwards, out of some kind of... Shoulder-blade shell made from his flabby back?? There seems to be weird pixel artifacts but what in fact would that edit even supposed to be? What the fuck am I seeing?
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I think you may be confused. The horrifying nude that Judean People's Front posted is from the profile of that weirdo cam slut woman SAD is officially "crushing" on. Unless they are restricted to friends only, Jackson has mercifully never posted nudes on FL.
 
sarna said:
I think you may be confused. The horrifying nude that Judean People's Front posted is from the profile of that weirdo cam slut woman SAD is officially "crushing" on. Unless they are restricted to friends only, Jackson has mercifully never posted nudes on FL.
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It's not her nude either - there's a ball sack in frame and it's tagged "Domme". This is whoever she tagged.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
Men who don't love chores and think of them as a high point of a relationship aren't worth it, says Becky.

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Jesus, she is so mad about doing the laundry. It’s probably the easiest chore there is. Put it in the machine, leave it for a couple of hours. It’s like twenty minutes of actual work.
Wargarbl said:
Sam looks like he's 5' even or just above. True manlet. Pair that with being a greasy, scruffy weirdo into fetish shit, add a minimum wage job and.... well, it's obvious why Becky is so focused on his age. It's the only possible angle to talk up, and it's a very weak angle. Becky's pull is hilariously terrible, and losing the McMansion apparently even gave the weirdo manlet second thoughts. I love this arc for her.
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I wonder if either of them get anything out of the relationship at this point. He no longer has a rent-free place to live and she can no longer brag about her super-hot barely-legal boyfriend. For him, the relationship was about a fetish and for her, it was about validation.
 
The Judean People's Front said:
I got curious, and decided to wake up an ancient burner FetLife account to check Sammmmm's new chick out. And guys. . .
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She's got Corissa Enneking's frog butt and otherwise it's hard to discern anatomy.
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That looks like a photo of the dude she tied up and stuck a butt plug into. She is labeled as a dom and being tied up and plugged would be out of character for her.

Man sex fetishism is for losers and uggos.
 
The Judean People's Front said:
I got curious, and decided to wake up an ancient burner FetLife account to check Sammmmm's new chick out. And guys. . .
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She's got Corissa Enneking's frog butt and otherwise it's hard to discern anatomy.
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The fact that I have no idea what I'm looking at is proof of how hot and sexy this is.

Like, where is her butt?
 
VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
That looks like a photo of the dude she tied up and stuck a butt plug into. She is labeled as a dom and being tied up and plugged would be out of character for her.

Man sex fetishism is for losers and uggos.
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I did some investigation and can confirm it's some other hunchback weirdo in that picture.

We're still assuming that's what Sam wants done to his butthole.

Also time for my toaster bath after looking through those profiles. Why is every human on fetlife obese.
 
AfghanBlue said:
That fetlife pic of Cuckson
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The people of Australia said:
ball sack in frame
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That's her fupa balls. If you're blessedly unfamiliar, check out Chantal's thread circa November 2023. The "ball sack" is actually her incredibly fatty mons pubis. The caption of that pic is her saying "I'm all tied up like I should be" - that is a human female in that photo, y'all.
 
The Judean People's Front said:
That's her fupa balls. If you're blessedly unfamiliar, check out Chantal's thread circa November 2023. The "ball sack" is actually her incredibly fatty mons pubis. The caption of that pic is her saying "I'm all tied up like I should be" - that is a human female in that photo, y'all.
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Okay, let's pretend I believe you that this is a human and/or female - Which side is the front and which side is the back?
 
The Judean People's Front said:
That's her fupa balls. If you're blessedly unfamiliar, check out Chantal's thread circa November 2023. The "ball sack" is actually her incredibly fatty mons pubis. The caption of that pic is her saying "I'm all tied up like I should be" - that is a human female in that photo, y'all.
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It also looks rather hairless to be a male. Even soy boys would have a few strays along the back somewhere. Poly is so great. What an ego hit it’s got to be, Sam’s standards are in hell lol.
 
metroid_fetish_ii said:
Which side is the front and which side is the back?
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I believe the old saying in BDSM circles is "any hole's a goal." However, my best guess is we're seeing her on her stomach, head hanging off the bed at the top.

This lady has other photos that show off her extremely fat pubic mound from other angles. I refuse to go get them and you guys can stay blissfully ignorant of the body shapes found in poly circles.
rusty shackleford 1 said:
What an ego hit it’s got to be, Sam’s standards are in hell lol.
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Nah, Becky would definitely only allow her dudes to fuck women she deems uglier/less desirable. She's probably LOVING reading us making fun of Sammmmmm's crush. Becky hates all other women, but can pretend to get along if she thinks they aren't an actual "threat."
 
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