💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[HackerX]

I don’t actually even know how it’s even possible to smash some of the stuff she listed. Shabbat candle holders and havdalah sets are usually made out of metal? Did she buy the most fragile ceramic version of everything?

Chabad will actually give you basically all of that stuff for free or very cheap, but they also don’t think dangerhaired polyamorous transgender sluts are valid or whatever.

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I assume she/Jackson just slung shit into boxes poorly without any rhyme or reason.

 

[salt]

By golly - this could have all been avoided if Becky wasn't a lazy cow and packed up all the stuff herself, or managed to get Jackson to stop gooning long enough to help her out. I wonder where Samdruff and the pet troon were during all this moving instead of chipping in?

Knowing how Becky is a subtle as a kick in the nuts, she probably did just that.
"WHOOPS! I DROPPED MY JEWISH CRAP! NOW EVERYTHING IS BROKEN! THIS WAS CLEARLY DANIEL'S FAULT!"

You would think that as the Jewest Jew That Ever Jewed, Becky would have been fully aware of the proper Hebrew rites and rituals required to move holy Jewish artefacts so as to minimize risk of damage. I would not be shocked if they were so neglected that they were CAKED in dust and cobwebs.

Ah yes, the ancient Jew ritual of being careful with important shit, wrapping it really well with bubble wrap, and maybe putting the box in your car instead of letting the movers handle it. I know the deep magic well.

 

[repentance]

I don’t actually even know how it’s even possible to smash some of the stuff she listed. Havdalah sets are usually made out of metal? Same for kiddush cups? The only potentially breakable part of a Seder setup is the plate — Everything else is usually fabric. Did she buy the most fragile ceramic version of everything?

I'm pretty sure Becky has posted photos of her Seder table before.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

100% never happened. Moving companies are bonded and insured in order to ensure that this kind of thing doesn't happen without compensation. If this had happened, she could easily have filed a claim against the moving company's insurance (or, for that matter, her homeowner's or renter's insurance...imagine sticking it to Daniel one last time by raising his rates!).

She's claiming it happened because "I need money to replace my Judaica" will, she believes, be a successful begging strategy. However, Jewish people don't beg and would never issue those kinds of fundraising pleas for this kind of thing. A real Jew would rather very quietly use the paper cups and plates than broadcast this kind of shame and be put into someone's debt for the price of a few plates and cups.

The other possibility is that her Jewish arc is nearing an end and she dropped the box herself in order to make it easier to divest of the trappings of the religion next time she flies into an anti-Zionist rant on Bluesky.

What is, "You are totally right" for $1000, Alex?

If this had Really Happened, there would be pictures and screeching about the moving company owing her a refund. I would not be shocked if this is the sea hag setting up her pivot away from Judaism because now with the whole Gaza/Palestine thing, she can't use the religion as a shield to hide behind when she gets criticized online or as bludgeon to start slapfights on BlueSky. She most likely either sold the good Jew china for weed and pork money, let Daniel have it (so she can later claim he 'stole' it), or just threw it in the trash.

Daniel could do the funniest thing ever right now and post photos of her Jew shit fully intact in her Latinx Community hovel.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Always so heartbreaking when one of God's Chosen turns their back on YHWH. The book of Genesis can't compare to what Becky has been through.

When Daniel was in BPDemon land, “let my china go”

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don’t actually even know how it’s even possible to smash some of the stuff she listed. Havdalah sets are usually made out of metal? Same for kiddush cups? The only potentially breakable part of a Seder setup is the plate — Everything else is usually fabric. Did she buy the most fragile ceramic version of everything?

Chabad will actually give you basically all of that stuff for free or very cheap, but they also don’t think dangerhaired polyamorous transgender sluts are valid or whatever.

Did she have all that in the first place? Can't imagine what she would use most of it for as she never observed the associated customs.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm pretty sure Becky has posted photos of her Seder table before.

Best photo of it I can find. Mostly, if you search itt for "Shabbat" you get some variation of "she's eating pulled pork and lobster at Disneyland on Shabbat again."

(A search for "Seder" yields "she's skipping passover/Seder again, and is at Disneyland")

 

[Disco Snake]

Found it. It's from an artisan seller in Israel




The artisan's Etsy.

I have no idea what a reasonable price would be for an item like this. However, if I had plattery that ran 130 bucks for a single piece, that shit would be bubble wrapped, and held by me personally in transit.

 

[AnOminous]

I am truly baffled by this random burst of pro-mother sentiment and can only guess she's sub-skeeting (ew) someone.

She's trying to attract MILF fetishists because her only other avenue for dick at this point in her deterioration is fatty chasers and feeders.

I don’t actually even know how it’s even possible to smash some of the stuff she listed.

It didn't happen. She's lying.

Did she have all that in the first place? Can't imagine what she would use most of it for as she never observed the associated customs.

What, you don't think lobster wrapped in bacon at a Disney restaurant is kosher for Passover?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Maybe Sam(m) dropped it due to his known hostility to religion in general and Judaism in particular.

Remember, Becky, how he treats the china is how he'll treat you!

 

[salt]

Found it. It's from an artisan seller in Israel


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The artisan's Etsy.

I have no idea what a reasonable price would be for an item like this. However, if I had plattery that ran 130 bucks for a single piece, that shit would be bubble wrapped, and held by me personally in transit.

You don’t actually need a special platter to put challah on. You can put it on a normal platter. Or a plate. Or a paper towel. This is not a ritual object. It is an expensive tchotchke.

It’s the kind of thing you might get someone as a wedding gift, but not a necessity. It is the kind of thing that if she actually cared about it, she would have been careful with it. Becky’s whole concept of Judaism is as a consoomer. More expensive stuff = more Judaism in her tiny little mind.

 

[Eventide]

I don’t actually even know how it’s even possible to smash some of the stuff she listed. Havdalah sets are usually made out of metal? Same for kiddush cups? The only potentially breakable part of a Seder setup is the plate — Everything else is usually fabric. Did she buy the most fragile ceramic version of everything?

This. Also worth pointing out - havdalah sets & kiddush cups are often made of sterling silver (or at least, the ones actual Jewish couples are gifted for their wedding). So perhaps Bex took a trip to EZPawn in order for some doordash lobster dinner cash?

Maybe next week we'll hear about how Bex's rare lego sets were also broken in the move.

The other possibility is that her Jewish arc is nearing an end and she dropped the box herself in order to make it easier to divest of the trappings of the religion next time she flies into an anti-Zionist rant on Bluesky.

Interesting theory. I was actually wondering if Bex gave up on her Jewish LARP when she complained recently about not being able to afford her yearly temple dues (which most Jewish temples would waive in genuine cases of hardship). Now that Trump is having ICE deport migrants, I assumed Bex would go back to pretending to be Cuban/Latina for some extra oppression points.

 

[Sigmahat]

We'll know stuff is really, actually, for real bad when Becky goes back to being white.

 

[Trombonista]

She's also commenting about books again - particularly sci-fi (Daniel's fav). If she can name any science fiction book she's EVER read, I will eat my MATI hat.

Cow Crossover!

 

[HexBawxUno]

Catching up:
- The pic of the triad on Fetlife makes them look like proud parents of a retard adult son
- The person who posted about orgies being sex fandom conventions and who Rebecca reposted, Lux Alptraum, is not just some rando, she was the editor of porn blog Fleshbot, which was once part of the Gawker Media Group.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky, having run out of sympathetic Bluesky followers to listen to her never-ending, always-changing sob story, corners a retail employee and cons her into getting a better deal on glasses (which she does not wear and never has).

Also, Hannah "spent a complete day here under [Becky's] care." Wowee. A stroll around the local park! See, Daniel, she is not neglectful! They spent a whole day with her without needing anyone else to fill in!

 

[unexpected onions]

Becky, having run out of sympathetic Bluesky followers to listen to her never-ending, always-changing sob story, corners a retail employee and cons her into getting a better deal on glasses (which she does not wear and never has).

Also, Hannah "spent a complete day here under [Becky's] care." Wowee. A stroll around the local park! See, Daniel, she is not neglectful! They spent a whole day with her without needing anyone else to fill in!

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Oh wow, a whole day with her own child. She should get a medal for that.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Becky, having run out of sympathetic Bluesky followers to listen to her never-ending, always-changing sob story, corners a retail employee and cons her into getting a better deal on glasses (which she does not wear and never has).

Also, Hannah "spent a complete day here under [Becky's] care." Wowee. A stroll around the local park! See, Daniel, she is not neglectful! They spent a whole day with her without needing anyone else to fill in!

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What an oddly inhuman way to talk about spending the day with your own daughter. Literally nobody talks this way, it’s so stuffy and formal. It’s like she announces every time she bothers to pay attention to Hannah. Her maternal bone is so broken that she doesn’t know everyone irl just assumes that mothers actually participate in the care of their children.

Does anyone else wonder if new girl has glasses?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Completed one planetary rotation on supervisory duty with the human specimen. Downloading additional weed ration authorization from Command.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

wonder if new girl has glasses?

Sammmmm and Thumbcuck both wear glasses. I figured she was begging on their behalf. That poor LensCrafters woman who had to undoubtedly hear about Becky's polycule/polyamory should get at least time and a half.

Little repost from our Mother Of The Year, because I thought this was hilarious coming from Becky "everyone is metaphorically raping me" Gerber.