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Swole McPole said:
Greer's approach to screenwriting appears somewhat similar to his approach to becoming a paralegal, or fighting a lawsuit.
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There were a few good ideas in his screenplay

Using the fact that Chaim Engel died on July 4th in real life as a framing device for the story as well as a patriotic allegory for their liberation from Sobibor

He showed a realistic understanding of Hollywood movie magic when it comes to "based a true story" movies by ending Chaim and Selma's story with them happily playing with their newborn, who in real life, died as an infant and had to be buried at sea. But in a Hollywood movie, they would end with the optimism of new life snatched from the jaws of death without showing the depressing ending.

Showing young Toivi shot in the face, only for it to be a twist he survived and became Thomas at present

None of which is in the Sobibor movie that came out before Russell's script.

Shame the rest of the plot and dialogue is all so poorly executed.

TurboNAS said:
(EXTERIOR DAY WWII CONCENTRATION CAMP)
SFX: Upbeat music swells
ZOOM in on our hero RUSSELL ABRAMOWITZ as he carries a small bouquet of hand-picked flowers toward the women’s dormitory.

RUSSELL: Gosh, I can’t wait to see how Sarah is doing. I sure hope that cough hasn’t gotten worse.


HILARITY ENSUES
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One of the few good things that can be said about Russell's Holocaust script is that it's one of the few things he didn't make all about himself. There's not even any mention of disabled people at Sobibor, and there's absolutely NOTHING in the screenplay about hookers!
 
Debbie Macomber said:
One of the few good things that can be said about Russell's Holocaust script is that it's one of the few things he didn't make all about himself.
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This sounds much better than Always Yours. Though a Holocaust script is going to be a hard sell, even when your second name happens to be Spielberg.

Do we have a link to the script?
 
Swole McPole said:
Steve looks like the Elephant Man, but he's still determined to rescue Jenny, his high school crush from a life as a whore. He tricks her into meeting him at 'Olive Garden' to go on a paid date, during which he drugs her, abducts her and carts her off to the Wild West Gentleman's Club -- a Rupert Pupkin simulacrum of a brothel that's been set up in Greer's studio apartment. Jenny will be forced to service the same client, over and over, until she gets old and her status as a 10 is no longer a reality.

Can Jenny escape from Greer's brothel before he covers her in drool and subjects her to a fate worse than death.

Hilarity ensues.
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So is the hilarity that he gets rejected or what?
 
Swole McPole said:
This sounds much better than Always Yours. Though a Holocaust script is going to be a hard sell, even when your second name happens to be Spielberg.
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I love how his idea of a Nazi concentration camp is basically just a nice romcom environment like a summer camp for Jews, because the Nazis just loved Jews so much they threw parties and dances for them.
 
TurboNAS said:
(EXTERIOR DAY WWII CONCENTRATION CAMP)
SFX: Upbeat music swells
ZOOM in on our hero RUSSELL ABRAMOWITZ as he carries a small bouquet of hand-picked flowers toward the women’s dormitory.

RUSSELL: Gosh, I can’t wait to see how Sarah is doing. I sure hope that cough hasn’t gotten worse.


HILARITY ENSUES
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Cue Mr. ABRAMOWITZ staring wistfully at an oven, "Everything reminds me of her...."
 
AnOminous said:
I love how his idea of a Nazi concentration camp is basically just a nice romcom environment like a summer camp for Jews, because the Nazis just loved Jews so much they threw parties and dances for them.
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I know several Holocaust survivors and have dozens of people in my life (including family members) whose parents are/were survivors. I assure you that most of them would much rather have someone attempt a Mel Brooks-style movie lampooning the entire event than the banal kind of rom-com Shitlips intends (and will fail) to make. We’ve been through a lot, but nothing as brutal as being publicly associated with Russell Greer.
 
AnOminous said:
I love how his idea of a Nazi concentration camp is basically just a nice romcom environment like a summer camp for Jews, because the Nazis just loved Jews so much they threw parties and dances for them.
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Yeah but this is a Hollywood movie baby! Nobody wants to see a movie where the Jews are starved, beaten and used for target practice. They want happy stories about the Holocaust.

Or, you know, Greee's idea of a movie is corrupted by all the 80's Jiohn Hughes teen comedies he watched when he was younger. Don't you see? He's the Geek from "Sixteen Candles", Ducky from "Pretty in Pink" AND both Gary and Wyatt from "Weird Science"!

John Andrews Stan said:
I know several Holocaust survivors and have dozens of people in my life (including family members) whose parents are/were survivors. I assure you that most of them would much rather have someone attempt a Mel Brooks-style movie lampooning the entire event than the banal kind of rom-com Shitlips intends (and will fail) to make. We’ve been through a lot, but nothing as brutal as being publicly associated with Russell Greer.
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A Mel Brooks comedy set in a concentration camp?

Why hasn't that been done?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Only rubes think Hollywood is original; jokes like that only perpetuate the error. The next loser trying to be Mel Brooks will try to replicate what he did with The Producers.
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Yeah but I'm talking Mel Brooks here. He would have done something like that. It's right up his alley.

I'm aware that Hollywood only cares about money and not originality but he could have financed it himself.
 
Swole McPole said:
a Holocaust script is going to be a hard sell, even when your second name happens to be Spielberg.
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Maybe Greee should change his last name to "Greenblatt". It might even help him get his penis sucked.
 
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Real rich coming from shit lips, he'll go through the wrong door and sue the room into becoming his delulu fantasy room.
 
DarkAlien said:
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Real rich coming from shit lips, he'll go through the wrong door and sue the room into becoming his delulu fantasy room.
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Maybe he's coming to terms with the fact he's not getting $600K from Null. Reflecting as the final deadline for him to finally pay Hardin what he owes looms.

I kinda think Greer will bitch out and pay, since keeping the lawsuit alive is important to him, but wanna see what he'll tell the judge when if doesn't pay.
 
FamicomGorby said:
Maybe he's coming to terms with the fact he's not getting $600K from Null. Reflecting as the final deadline for him to finally pay Hardin what he owes looms.
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Something something serious, something something let me laugh even harder. When has he ever actually admitted he went through the wrong door and walked back out, as opposed to bitching about the door having led him on and complaining about the room being unfair?

FamicomGorby said:
I kinda think Greer will bitch out and pay, since keeping the lawsuit alive is important to him, but wanna see what he'll tell the judge when if doesn't pay.
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I still don't believe he'll pay. He'll be hit with the show cause order, he'll argue that he shouldn't have to pay, the case will have to be dismissed for that reason and not any of the other multitude of reasons it should have already been dismissed, and he'll shell out the carefully-hoarded six hundred bucks to appeal to the Holy 10th Circuit again.
 
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