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The Dude said:
I think Shit-Lips attending any kind of legal education is a huge stretch.
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It's another example of his thinking is the same as doing mentality. Plus it would have appeared in a lawsuit plightsperg: 'Plaintiff has a FULL TIME JOB and is also IN SCHOOL. If he missed a deadline, it's an honest goof, plaintiff is BUSY!!!'
 
Bill Evans 45 said:
It's another example of his thinking is the same as doing mentality. Plus it would have appeared in a lawsuit plightsperg: 'Plaintiff has a FULL TIME JOB and is also IN SCHOOL. If he missed a deadline, it's an honest goof, plaintiff is BUSY!!!'
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I thought he did say he was student in at least one of his filings.

Regardless, it took him five years to do a two year course. There's zero chance of him ever actually going to any kind of law school and passing. Plus why do that when he gets to be a big fancy lawyer for a measly $450 when he doesn't get IFP status?

Now, if he were smart he could take his frivolous legal experience and become one of those ADA lawsuit trolls, the kind that find a business where their handicapped parking sign is askew and demand $10K. Like he could sue someone for not having drool napkins or something.
 
I can only think our Magical Star Buddy has finally come to the humiliating realization that he is NOT a legal stud at this time, and that The Hardship is scoring points off him at will, usually through his own lack of legal knowledge. This is his attempt at a fast and furious legal boost to take him up to par with Hardin so that the inevitable rematch is fought on more even terms.

Of course it takes much more then book learning to be an actual court room brawler and not just one of a million other real estate and probate lawyers out there, like charisma and a clear speaking voice for only two examples that Russhole never had and never will have.

His dream to be the next Johnny Cochrane is as unattainable as his dream of being the next pop teen idol was.

Dude is Walter Mitty with a broken face.
 
I understand that Harvard Law isn’t in everyone’s reach. But if I found myself in law school alongside Russell Greer, I’d quit and settle for that shift lead at QT.
 
This is an extremely autistic thought but I remembered that movie Shallow Hal with Jack Black about how he's a guy who only ever appreciates women that are 9s or higher and sees everyone's value by their attractiveness and then gets hypnotized to see Gwyneth Paltrow as a slim hottie instead of the 300+ land whale she really is. In it there's this side character Walt who's like a fucked up gimp who has to crawl around because of his spina bifida but he's very expressive and outgoing and friendly so he manages to party with the hot chicks and make friends still.

Part of me wonders if Russ thinks he's a charming cassanova like Walt who deserves a trophy piece on his arm despite his disability but really he's Hal: a sexist picky mongrel creep.
 
FamicomGorby said:
Now, if he were smart he could take his frivolous legal experience and become one of those ADA lawsuit trolls, the kind that find a business where their handicapped parking sign is askew and demand $10K. Like he could sue someone for not having drool napkins or something.
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Russell won't become a lawsuit troll, but not due to lack of intelligence. His lawsuits are his equivalent of tattling to an adult to get something he cannot otherwise get. He's typically smart enough not to, say, sue FedEx because that one girl at the store didn't acknowledge his flirtation; If he thinks the juice is worth the squeeze, however, he'll go for it (like with Freemantle.)

That said, he's not really that smart either. Only God knows what goes on in that gourd-shaped skull of his.
 
The problem with Kiwifarms retards is that they have no idea how much effort art takes, because they never created anything in life. They only destroy.
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He's releasing a movie this year, and he'll also release a trailer two years ago. Of course he had no time for an album.
 
DHugo said:
The problem with Kiwifarms retards is that they have no idea how much effort art takes, because they never created anything in life. They only destroy.
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He's releasing a movie this year, and he'll also release a trailer two years ago. Of course he had no time for an album.
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Why would he make a movie about someone wanting to make a hooker quit? Unless the twist is she stays a hooker and tells the Greer stand in main character to fuck off.
 
FamicomGorby said:
Why would he make a movie about someone wanting to make a hooker quit? Unless the twist is she stays a hooker and tells the Greer stand in main character to fuck off.
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That's his fetish/love quest.
That's why he paid a bunch of money to take a hooker to Olive Garden and not have sex with her (hilarity and lawsuit ensues!)
 
DHugo said:
The problem with Kiwifarms retards is that they have no idea how much effort art takes, because they never created anything in life. They only destroy.
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He's releasing a movie this year, and he'll also release a trailer two years ago. Of course he had no time for an album.
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If Russ plays the character of Steve, he could easily turn this movie into a sad horror story
 
DHugo said:
The problem with Kiwifarms retards is that they have no idea how much effort art takes, because they never created anything in life
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Greer's approach to screenwriting appears somewhat similar to his approach to becoming a paralegal, or fighting a lawsuit.

Normal people who are looking to embark on a screenwriting career would at least read a book or two about screenwriting. Those books contain sample pitches that stress the importance of coming up with ideas for stories that are novel and hook the reader. There was nothing at all novel or compelling about this pitch. Writing "hilarity ensues" marks you out as a complete rank amateur. No, he's lower than that. An amateur would have read the books. Cinema is a visual medium. The first principle of screenwriting is to show, not tell. So HOW does hilarity ensue? Greer has no idea. As with his brothels, his lawsuits and his paralegals, he thinks those are just minor details he'll work out down the line when one of the big studios signs him to a three picture producing contract.

What a fucking moron.

DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
If Russ plays the character of Steve, he could easily turn this movie into a sad horror story
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Now that's a pitch I could go for.

Steve looks like the Elephant Man, but he's still determined to rescue Jenny, his high school crush from a life as a whore. He tricks her into meeting him at 'Olive Garden' to go on a paid date, during which he drugs her, abducts her and carts her off to the Wild West Gentleman's Club -- a Rupert Pupkin simulacrum of a brothel that's been set up in Greer's studio apartment. Jenny will be forced to service the same client, over and over, until she gets old and her status as a 10 is no longer a reality.

Can Jenny escape from Greer's brothel before he covers her in drool and subjects her to a fate worse than death.

Hilarity ensues.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
This is an extremely autistic thought but I remembered that movie Shallow Hal with Jack Black about how he's a guy who only ever appreciates women that are 9s or higher and sees everyone's value by their attractiveness and then gets hypnotized to see Gwyneth Paltrow as a slim hottie instead of the 300+ land whale she really is. In it there's this side character Walt who's like a fucked up gimp who has to crawl around because of his spina bifida but he's very expressive and outgoing and friendly so he manages to party with the hot chicks and make friends still.

Part of me wonders if Russ thinks he's a charming cassanova like Walt who deserves a trophy piece on his arm despite his disability but really he's Hal: a sexist picky mongrel creep.
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Greeee's main problems are 1. He's an asshole with a terrible personality, 2. He's an idiot, and a distant 3. His disability.

If he was just disabled, but had a stellar personality and had above average intelligence, it wouldn't matter to most people, including decent women, that he was disabled. Even if he had a stellar personality and just average intelligence, it's likely his disability would still be the least important factor in how people interacted and treated him, including women. But, with his asshole behavior, shit personality, and the fact that he's a moron, make his disability stand out in particular because he has nothing else going on. His lack of other qualities just amplify his disfigurement and disability because you have nothing else to work with when dealing with him.
 
(EXTERIOR DAY WWII CONCENTRATION CAMP)
SFX: Upbeat music swells
ZOOM in on our hero RUSSELL ABRAMOWITZ as he carries a small bouquet of hand-picked flowers toward the women’s dormitory.

RUSSELL: Gosh, I can’t wait to see how Sarah is doing. I sure hope that cough hasn’t gotten worse.


HILARITY ENSUES
 
TurboNAS said:
(EXTERIOR DAY WWII CONCENTRATION CAMP)
SFX: Upbeat music swells
ZOOM in on our hero RUSSELL ABRAMOWITZ as he carries a small bouquet of hand-picked flowers toward the women’s dormitory.

RUSSELL: Gosh, I can’t wait to see how Sarah is doing. I sure hope that cough hasn’t gotten worse.


HILARITY ENSUES
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"You look great! Have you lost weight? New diet?"
 
DHugo said:
The problem with Kiwifarms retards is that they have no idea how much effort art takes, because they never created anything in life. They only destroy.
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The real funny thing is that a movie about a handful of idiot wannabe filmmakers trying to make “Always Yours” into a movie would make for a hilarious comedy.

Potential Scene: The writer walks into the American Eagle corporate headquarters and asks the receptionist to give the script to Sydney Sweeney.
 
DHugo said:
The problem with Kiwifarms retards is that they have no idea how much effort art takes, because they never created anything in life. They only destroy.
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He's releasing a movie this year, and he'll also release a trailer two years ago. Of course he had no time for an album.
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Where's that banger he was supposed to release last month? C'mon grizzle!
 
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