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They wouldn't know PTSD if it walked barefoot into their living room and dryhumped them.
🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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Gas Snake
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PREDICTION: Mald is going to come back with a lot of sudden 'progress' on Heartbound and drum up some kinda event where he 'grinds nonstop' for X amount of time with promises to exit early access this year. (It will later be discovered that he sped up his spaghetti code progress using Claude or GPT5 behind the scenes)
At this point, HB's rep is trashed and there's no value to him pretending to plink at it for another few years. Methinks he will want to rip this band-aid off ASAP and dump it out, then announce a brand new game to pretend to work on.
At this point, HB's rep is trashed and there's no value to him pretending to plink at it for another few years. Methinks he will want to rip this band-aid off ASAP and dump it out, then announce a brand new game to pretend to work on.
TrainWreckWatcher
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What do you think is under the carpet in terms of flooring?
Odds are plywood or some kind of boarding. May be OSB
Worst part about all of this is their piss is definitely going through the carpet and into the wood.
That whole room's floor is ruined.
He wont be able to sell that house as is. Especially with the market starting to finally collapse.
As his revenue is taking a tank dive too. I wonder if he'll even have the money if he has to get desperate and sell a house.
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"it's just a bit of sexy skintight leather you pervert nothing sexual about a mask dude maybe you're the real freak huh??? fr are you thought cuz i wanna know no reason though but if you are you can say it bro like no reason but hahahahahaha"
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nah fam, this would be involved commitment and mald do anything to avoid that...
so my prediction is he would announced a "complete engine change" to meet his ambition and the new scoop of his game... (basically upgrading the latest game maker version), So he can sit on his unfinished grift for an other decade, but now with a new excuse why he not wrapping up the production...
the writing exuse start to running dry ("i used heartbound to better myself in writing") because a single cross question ruin his excuse... ("and tell me mr. mald, how that betterment worked out for you the past 8 year? ")
because the answer that question will be a simple: "it doesn't..."
Internet-Denizen
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Even worse than just giving money to him, that's actually BOASTING about it. "We're so special because of how much money we throw at him". Being part of that "community" is their whole identity, it's pathetic...
Also, the stream tracking websites generally don't report sub numbers accurately - streamers have always said they're way off.
As an example, Robcdee (the only streamer I know who publishes his sub count live): right now he has about 2,600 subs. Streamcharts says 1,798 and Twitchtracker says 1,725. I don't know what they're not able to take into account, but yeah. Don't rely on them to judge Jason's sub count, unless it's just to keep track of trends.
Electric Sheep
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Upgrading the engine is not an option as he kept yapping about that old version he uses (and his "framework") does a good job. And the problem was his (lack of) writing skills.
I would indeed expect some progress on hb, but I can hardly believe it's going to be something substantial though.
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Mald is an example of what happens when gay furry RP goes too far. He takes the logic "pretend to be a special and sexy super cool character" and applies it to his entire life to the point of absurdity. The man cannot even fucking SPEAK without using a fake voice.
Kebab Expert
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of course you would say something so mean on here. . . a place were People to heinous for 4 chan go. . .
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His return is going to be hilarious. I can't wait!
ChickenFriedFan
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Statistically they are way more likely to inflict PTSD (usually on children).
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after looking at the ferret stream for about 15 min scrubbing through i made this picture with notes:
Clarifying; The notes consist over one 12-hour stream, the wheel was added during the stream, the only mat replaced was the one the food and water bowl were on prior ( now where the wheel resides ).
The 2nd camera on bottom right has dogshit scale filtering, main camera has autofocus on because lazy and has had a 2 second delay this whole time, which should show how little effort mald puts into the stream itself or the ferrets despite his profit off it or any of his employees relying on it solely.
The stains aren't visible now but were 8-12 hours prior to the screenshot, food ends up on the piss stains that they eat off of, cant imagine where some of their ailments come from.
They clean up the shit and piss with no gloves and love touching their faces afterwards.
I noticed they both like chewing lots of gum, might help with ignoring the smell of the room perhaps.
the helper monkey they have also wears socks in the shit pen, can we call them a real vet or a professional?
from their sweatshirt, could be a animal logo, can't tell. their other sweatshirt is from a songbird conservation.
oh theyre a follower, epic!!!
and greasy has entered the shitpen for his ritualistic immune system boost:
update: took the ferrets 3 hours to figure out how to kill themselves and destroy their new toy:
ferret was under the actual base of the wheel, all within eyeshot of the helper monkey, chat pointed it out and shaye dismantles it. good thing it was a test run and not on the tail end of anyones shift... right?
if the ferret streamchat dies so do the ferrets, its confirmed correlation now.
latest attempt at deboonking.
weird i've never heard of the wow style achievements employees would get. they look like fucking fridge magnets printed out honestly.
Clarifying; The notes consist over one 12-hour stream, the wheel was added during the stream, the only mat replaced was the one the food and water bowl were on prior ( now where the wheel resides ).
The 2nd camera on bottom right has dogshit scale filtering, main camera has autofocus on because lazy and has had a 2 second delay this whole time, which should show how little effort mald puts into the stream itself or the ferrets despite his profit off it or any of his employees relying on it solely.
The stains aren't visible now but were 8-12 hours prior to the screenshot, food ends up on the piss stains that they eat off of, cant imagine where some of their ailments come from.
They clean up the shit and piss with no gloves and love touching their faces afterwards.
I noticed they both like chewing lots of gum, might help with ignoring the smell of the room perhaps.
the helper monkey they have also wears socks in the shit pen, can we call them a real vet or a professional?
from their sweatshirt, could be a animal logo, can't tell. their other sweatshirt is from a songbird conservation.
oh theyre a follower, epic!!!
this, along the other shit boxes, had to have been sitting there for a full day.
it's at least 6 hours into them being visible on stream they decide to finally fucking clean the cages they're all pounds of shit like this one...
it's at least 6 hours into them being visible on stream they decide to finally fucking clean the cages they're all pounds of shit like this one...
and greasy has entered the shitpen for his ritualistic immune system boost:
update: took the ferrets 3 hours to figure out how to kill themselves and destroy their new toy:
ferret was under the actual base of the wheel, all within eyeshot of the helper monkey, chat pointed it out and shaye dismantles it. good thing it was a test run and not on the tail end of anyones shift... right?
if the ferret streamchat dies so do the ferrets, its confirmed correlation now.
latest attempt at deboonking.
weird i've never heard of the wow style achievements employees would get. they look like fucking fridge magnets printed out honestly.
Kebab Expert
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Jason has made an announcement in Maldcord:
(notice he didn't censor the "QA LEAD" part, lol)
He's been removing any offensive reactions, such as laughing emotes.
18 laugh reactions:
Laughs removed moments later:
edit: oops, guess I'll leave this up to show the removed reactions at least
He's been removing any offensive reactions, such as laughing emotes.
18 laugh reactions:
Laughs removed moments later:
edit: oops, guess I'll leave this up to show the removed reactions at least
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was about to post this
this looks like the sort of thing where he needs to get praise 'cos:
-it's a team exercise where everyone gets a card; and,
-if maldster got nothing he'd throw a tantrum so people was made to do this.
that is to say, if he didn't just make these up
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DDOS is making this extremely slow.
Edit: ninja'd
"Receipts matter and now you have them."
Edit: ninja'd
"Receipts matter and now you have them."
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"im so rad bros"
i dont think maldy understands how little these things prove anything
el gpt says this is just a participation badge, kinda like corpo swag, and not something you get for any outstanding achievement
of course the cult has no idea what this is so they're lapping at it
i wonder if someone gave this to him saying it meant something as a joke
could maldy be the wimp lo of blizzard?
i dont think maldy understands how little these things prove anything
el gpt says this is just a participation badge, kinda like corpo swag, and not something you get for any outstanding achievement
of course the cult has no idea what this is so they're lapping at it
i wonder if someone gave this to him saying it meant something as a joke
could maldy be the wimp lo of blizzard?
MercuryMan
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So Jason is still replying to drama while on "vacation".
He has to have the last word on everything.
A lot of this is for the "hacks team" that Cynthia said was created to wrangle him.
Also leads being nice to the nepobaby is almost mandatory when you want to keep him under control.
No ex-coworker has come out of the woodwork to support Jason or debunk Cynthia.
Not even a simple "Jason was great to work with" tweet. Keep malding, Jason.
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yeah just in case anyone thinks that certification is worth a shit.
it's 40 multiple choice questions and passing is 65% LMAO, high school failure is <70%
it's 40 multiple choice questions and passing is 65% LMAO, high school failure is <70%
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in the fashion of a true lolcow, he cant help it
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I worked in Loss Prevention and this is the type of shit I would have to fill out for associates who helped me with trying to deter shoplifters or witness an apprehension (they would also get a company gift card depending on the case). This never will translate outside the company unless your manager agrees to refer you to other companies you apply for. These brownie points cards are mainly used for internal considerations at most.