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He'd be partying hard.
🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Man, HPV is the least of her worries. I dread to think what she was incubating even before she exposed herself to the communicable diseases of the boy.
She's likely just malding about Seizure clowning on her. Or maybe Messica is pressing her behind the scenes.
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According to JM between the second and third breakup NAL actually slept with AT LEAST one guy (Crackhead Chris). There are talks of a second guy too.
This was relayed to JM via one of NAL’s former mods. Apparently she also had some sort of rash/ itching or something coupled with having not used any circle of protection.
I know Josh went to get a STD test a very long time ago, he was still a virgin right? However if he ever needed one now is the time.
Perchance he is just waiting patiently for the venereal diseases to leave, dude. If he develops genital warts he can just open the window and let it Blue Waffle out.
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I went back and listened to the end of her 7 hour stream before this- before she cut it off she was complaining about people mentioning how shitty her video quality is.
Nah josh wasnt a virgin it was confirmed he slept with at least Stephanie, if not the pregnant lady in a van too..
It’s funny, i knew a Crackhead Chris- he basically lived in the local junkyard and got banned after he was throwing cat converters over the fence to come pick up later at night.
Nah josh wasnt a virgin it was confirmed he slept with at least Stephanie, if not the pregnant lady in a van too..
It’s funny, i knew a Crackhead Chris- he basically lived in the local junkyard and got banned after he was throwing cat converters over the fence to come pick up later at night.
Hard R
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lol. lmao even.
might be a retarded thing to post about but let me be retarded and post about how much i don't care about this bitch. i dont care so much that i cant even watch the latest call in stream. i dont want to know anything about her or her existence. may god forgive me for what im about to say but i feel like she has damaged the boy more than duster and i believe she is the worst thing that happened to him
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i think he'd get incredibly cocky over it like he would say "my ex girlfriend jessica killed herself... she was too broken up over the break up so she killed herself hawnestly dood if she wasnt such a psycho i wouldnt of had to break up with her. she probably missed my massive dick" though likely there would be a mix of emotions i would completely rule out some crying
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According to Boglimpedia:
Has Josh had sex?
Surprisingly, yes. Several times, in fact. His exact body count is murky, but is estimated at a minimum of 6 - Stephanie, Kayla, Judy, Ami, Summer, and JESSICA BOYLE. We are very aware of this fact because Josh makes it public knowledge every time he has sex, mostly to own the trolls.
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The Boy over here looking like old man Shang Tsung. TWU.
Acoustic Virgin
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If kind of blows my mind that these creatures are having so much sex.
I would rather make sweet love to a Brillo pad using lemon juice as lube than to put my dick anywhere near that that vile woman. And I can't imagine any woman with even a minimal sense of self respect wanting anything to do with Josh's little cobra.
I guess there's truth to that old saying "There's a lid for every pot", but I just can't believe that these rusty dented pots are finding so many willing lids.
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Josh and people like him are the perfect example for why incels shouldn't be a thing. Josh is literally retarded, doesn't bathe and has a mouth full of rotting teeth yet even he is able to get pussy. There isn't a man on Earth that should have trouble getting laid if even Josh can do it.
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Cyraxx has had sex with an of-age, alive, consenting, non-related cisgender female.
Think about that shit.
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How do you end up with some sort of cresent moon, asymetric mustache like that? One side is more than and inch shorter than the other. HELL the other is looping around his chin!
Praise his magic, because how the fuck do you even do that?
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Have you seen his eye ball alignment? I’m almost certain that has something to do with it, trole.
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NIGGA WHAT??
Normally I can stomach the boy's food hacks no issue but that just sounds fucking horrendous. The Boglim mind works in mysterious ways
Damn, he is in heaven dunking them nugs in that Little Squeezer's Garlic Butter
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Strawberry vanilla garlic ice cream mmmm... TMDWTFIU
Also he looks like he's in physical agony whenever he bites down on anything
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His sweat must be akin to mustard gas. I bet it’d be classified as a bio weapon.
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Cobra rules my sad pathetic life.
I caught myself saying "dethaw" to my boyfriend while we were preparing for dinner. We both lost it.
My boyfriend is mostly a normie, as in he didn't grow up terminally online. One day I was watching a Cobra stream while getting ready, around the last time NAL visited, and he heard yelling and asked me what the fuck I was watching. We had just started seeing each other seriously and I was so embarrassed and in shock, I had to try and explain King Cobra to a normal person. Not only a normal person but one I am seeing romantically, who was still getting to know me. So basically I gave him a quick rundown, he was kind of disgusted/intrigued. So we watched Gothic King Cobra, some retrospective stuff about some of the different eras, etc. We spent an entire day off together eating Lil Squeezers and watching Cobra lore. He was fascinated and from then on would get so excited every time he would post a new video, go live, or a clip channel we liked posted an update. I showed him the Farms, well mostly just this thread, and I will update him from time to time from happenings here. Up until recently, after the Hamburger stand all beef hotdog, extra cheese, grilled onions loop (he has no idea how bad it can get), he has been less excited about watching Cobes. The other day Cobes posted some low effort shit basically begging for funds for his liquor and smokes, I can't remember which one it was since that's kind of been the norm for a minute, and he asked me if I wanted to watch it. I said sure and he told me, "I've kind of been getting really sad when I watch Cobra lately, I think he's going to die soon." I have been a fan for over 10 years and I feel the same, the Decay Era is getting rough. I even stopped checking this thread for a couple of months knowing not much was happening that I wasn't already seeing. Up until Ozzy died basically. My boyfriend texted me that day and said "Cobra is going to be really upset" which I thought was hilarious and of course the first thing I did was run to the Farms. I don't think Josh will die soon necessarily, I feel like his ODD and extreme tolerance to rancid conditions/food/drink will help keep him afloat but I do think we are in for some kind of medical emergency in the near distant future. I don't know how/if he can go up from here. It makes me sad too. TMDNWU
I caught myself saying "dethaw" to my boyfriend while we were preparing for dinner. We both lost it.
My boyfriend is mostly a normie, as in he didn't grow up terminally online. One day I was watching a Cobra stream while getting ready, around the last time NAL visited, and he heard yelling and asked me what the fuck I was watching. We had just started seeing each other seriously and I was so embarrassed and in shock, I had to try and explain King Cobra to a normal person. Not only a normal person but one I am seeing romantically, who was still getting to know me. So basically I gave him a quick rundown, he was kind of disgusted/intrigued. So we watched Gothic King Cobra, some retrospective stuff about some of the different eras, etc. We spent an entire day off together eating Lil Squeezers and watching Cobra lore. He was fascinated and from then on would get so excited every time he would post a new video, go live, or a clip channel we liked posted an update. I showed him the Farms, well mostly just this thread, and I will update him from time to time from happenings here. Up until recently, after the Hamburger stand all beef hotdog, extra cheese, grilled onions loop (he has no idea how bad it can get), he has been less excited about watching Cobes. The other day Cobes posted some low effort shit basically begging for funds for his liquor and smokes, I can't remember which one it was since that's kind of been the norm for a minute, and he asked me if I wanted to watch it. I said sure and he told me, "I've kind of been getting really sad when I watch Cobra lately, I think he's going to die soon." I have been a fan for over 10 years and I feel the same, the Decay Era is getting rough. I even stopped checking this thread for a couple of months knowing not much was happening that I wasn't already seeing. Up until Ozzy died basically. My boyfriend texted me that day and said "Cobra is going to be really upset" which I thought was hilarious and of course the first thing I did was run to the Farms. I don't think Josh will die soon necessarily, I feel like his ODD and extreme tolerance to rancid conditions/food/drink will help keep him afloat but I do think we are in for some kind of medical emergency in the near distant future. I don't know how/if he can go up from here. It makes me sad too. TMDNWU
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@girldaniel Your story and point of view is very interesting, and TBH, I hope nothing happens to the boy but damn, he´s doing even worse than Joshua Block, and he´s also more old and fucked with the tobacco and dust spray so....
Also, how the hell you and your man eat while watching a KingCobra video?!!! bruh one day I was dinning while I watched a clip of his fucking bogrrito and I swear I almost had to run to the bathroom, almost puking
Also, how the hell you and your man eat while watching a KingCobra video?!!! bruh one day I was dinning while I watched a clip of his fucking bogrrito and I swear I almost had to run to the bathroom, almost puking