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Useful_Mistake said:
>legal thread unlocked
>People don't read it
>legal thread locked
>people still don't read anything
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Yeah, my bad. I was trying to get caught up but there's so much noise in that thread. Couldn't remember what the timeline was and everyone just treats it like a designated shitting thread anyhow.
 
StinkySnack said:
We really need to find out more about this law school deal. Is it just one of his usual lies (like claiming to be a brothel owner) or is he really going to be (or currently) attending some bottom of the barrel law school?
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I think Shit-Lips attending any kind of legal education is a huge stretch. On the off chance that he is actually actually going to school, it would probably be a basic bitch law class at community college.
 
StinkySnack said:
We really need to find out more about this law school deal. Is it just one of his usual lies (like claiming to be a brothel owner) or is he really going to be (or currently) attending some bottom of the barrel law school?
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He's going to the law school of life with all of his extremely successful and precedent setting cases. Really, he should just take the bar now so he can show up Mr. Matthew.
 
StinkySnack said:
We really need to find out more about this law school deal. Is it just one of his usual lies (like claiming to be a brothel owner) or is he really going to be (or currently) attending some bottom of the barrel law school?
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He’d have to get his undergrad, first, although there’s plenty of programs that will assist one in converting their credits from wherever they obtained their associate degree (amount of credits lost in the transfer depends upon what courses were taken, what degree they’re going for now, etc.) He could even do it online, which would be preferable for all involved. IIRC it did turn out that the paralegal program was accredited, but even still he’s got a metric fuckton of gen ed courses awaiting him.
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
Can we file a class action lawsuit on the grounds of a broken implicit contract? He owes us lulz! Dance monkey by order of the Internet court district!
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I know I've said this, or something similar, before but this is another point of evidence that shows Crusty Rusty doesn't actually care about making music (or writing scripts etc). He cares about being rich/powerful/famous because all those things lead to sexy ladies in his mind. If he actually just loved making music he would have self released his crappy music and watch it disappear into the void along with thousands of other people trying to do the same thing. But at least in that case he would have been happy because he created music, and also he at least took the step of releasing it into the world despite the potential ego hit of either nobody caring, or people caring just enough to totally shit on it. But no, he just continually plays fantasy land make believe where he's totally going to make an album, write a screenplay, legalize prostitution/run a brothel etc....just not this week, month, year, or decade...
 
SteveGoatman said:
I know I've said this, or something similar, before but this is another point of evidence that shows Crusty Rusty doesn't actually care about making music (or writing scripts etc). He cares about being rich/powerful/famous because all those things lead to sexy ladies in his mind. If he actually just loved making music he would have self released his crappy music and watch it disappear into the void along with thousands of other people trying to do the same thing. But at least in that case he would have been happy because he created music, and also he at least took the step of releasing it into the world despite the potential ego hit of either nobody caring, or people caring just enough to totally shit on it. But no, he just continually plays fantasy land make believe where he's totally going to make an album, write a screenplay, legalize prostitution/run a brothel etc....just not this week, month, year, or decade...
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Exactly. He would have been like that one troon that's kinda retarded but overall a cool, lulzy cow who just marches to the beat of his own drummer. Bubby? I forget.

Oh what we could have had.
 
Maybe in his mushy brain he’s building buzz by announcing an upcoming album and figures he can knock one together right before the self-imposed deadline.

like others have said, he wants to be a famous musician and it’s the whole world that’s wrong by not showering him with fame and babes right away. After all he showed up and released a couple songs over the last several years. Isn’t that enough?

There’s tens of people who are morbidly curious about your album Russ, stop disappointing us and put that thing out there. What do you have to lose?
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Didn't he say he was getting a band together? I guess that idea fell through.
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Indeed, just this year, mere months ago. Oh well.
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The Dude said:
I think Shit-Lips attending any kind of legal education is a huge stretch. On the off chance that he is actually actually going to school, it would probably be a basic bitch law class at community college.
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I still think if he is - big IF - it's one of those unaccredited correspondence schools in California, since he doesn't have a bachelor's degree. My money is still on Southern California Institute of Law, which allows students with only an associate's degree to attend, costs a bit over $10K total, and has the lolworthy URL lawdegree.com.

I WISH he would somehow find a way to go to law school IRL (or even decide to get his bachelor's degree), since people interacting with him in the wild is always funny.
 
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