💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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My God what a faggot, he really does think he's the main character of a TV show. "Walk with me" is such a trite line that Family Guy made fun of it 15 years ago:
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Indeed, tis an observation I myself have mooted before

a rotund queer who thinks he's a Joss Whedon protagonist

My guess is he sees himself as something of the "quirky and goofy yet wholesome and actchully badass and stuff comic relief" role, the one Whedon would invariably give his own idealised mouthpiece/avatar.

Amusingly yet appropriately enough the actor who played Xander from Buffy, which is probably the most clearcut example what I described above, has a criminal rapsheet that is eerily identical to that of pig man including drunkenly flailing at the cops and abusing his girlfriend. Guess trying to skinwalk an idealised "unthreatening and lovable nerd" goes hand in hand with being a derelict sack of misogynistic shit.
 
Professor Pig: Constitutional Scholar has found that Trump is legally speaking not-president
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Aside from the nonsensical (from a legal standpoint) of "he did it so he had the authority", Trump did deploy the National Guard during Jan 6th. Or more accurately, he had delegated that power earlier to Defense Secretary Chris Miller who did indeed invoke it. In fact, Pentagon and DC mayor did not want National Guard deployed so they could make use of the drama.

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Also, Pelosi had been recorded privately considering the lack of National Guard troops to be her fault.

Secondly, it can hardly be said that a ruling government can commit a insurrection against itself. This is not just wordplay, federal law makes it clear that the crime is "insurrection against the authority of the United States". The authority of the United States is vested in the president which Trump was at the time.

Thirdly, no common law or otherwise has ever held that inaction is equal to aid, and it is -in fact- something Supreme Court has explicitly rejected. "Importantly, the concept of “helping” in the commission of a crime—or a tort—has never been boundless. That is because, if it were, aiding-and-abetting liability could sweep in innocent bystanders as well as those who gave only tangential assistance. For example, assume that any assistance of any kind were sufficient to create liability. If that were the case, then anyone who passively watched a robbery could be said to commit aiding and abetting by failing to call the police. Yet, our legal system generally does not impose liability for mere omissions, inactions, or nonfeasance; although inaction can be culpable in the face of some independent duty to act, the law does not impose a generalized duty to rescue. [...] For these reasons, courts have long recognized the need to cabin aiding-and-abetting liability to cases of truly culpable conduct. [...] In other words, the defendant has to take some “affirmative act” “with the intent of facilitating the offense’s commission.”" - Twitter, Inc. v. Taamneh | 598 U.S. ___ (2023)

And, fourthly, the Supreme Court has already held that Pat's theory of 14th amendment is nonsensical
 
Just found out Patrick S. Tomlinson is an anagram for contains milt pork. Milt is fish sperm.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson is also an acronym for A PRISONMENT STALK ICON. Coincidence? I think not.

It's also an anagram for:
PISS TONIC MAN? NO, STALKER
TREK CON: MOIST NIPS, ANAL
OINK SCAT MENTAL PRISON
PORK TITS NONCES ANIMAL
 
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Local obese man declares his grudge against exercise is so great he will try to have people imprisoned for the crime of walking
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I wonder if anyone has asked him or he has ever considered how much happier he would be if he logged off for like a week or a month. Speaking of which, what is the longest internet break this nigga has ever taken in recent history?

It's ironic that the reason he hates ona so much and turned us into his lifelong nemesis is because we got his Twitter account suspended for 8-9 months back in 2018/19 when that's actually the kindest thing we could have done for him. Of course though he just spent the entire time obsessing about getting it back on other social media platforms, including threatening to fly to Twitter HQ one time on Facebook (totally normal behavior). $5K later and he got his Twitter account back eventually sans his precious blue check. Don't think he's ever fully gotten over losing that.

Also he's fat.
 
Local obese man declares his grudge against exercise is so great he will try to have people imprisoned for the crime of walking
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Maybe some will do that, I'm going to be like Money in that prison documentary Shot Caller. I figure I'll have the keys to the yard within a year. There's a saying, "If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life." I figure the same is true in prison.

Imagine Pat in prison, those lifer guys would use Pat like a gal. At first he'll be bought with honeybuns, but soon enough he'll be blown-out and free for anyone. So he has that to look forward to when he gets in Susan after a few and causes a terrible accident, which is actually quite possibly how this absurdist play will actually end some random weekday afternoon.
 
I love this level of seethe. It's an involuntary action for Pat to soil himself over people he declares are abusing their authority, yet he'd give life without parole for someone calling him out on being a dipshit. Imagine the impracticality of seeing the world as black and white as him. I wouldn't expect someone with a 1.2 GPA to be capable of nuance, though.

It's laughable that someone who occasionally sells scam insurance to the elderly is a subject matter expert over someone with professional accreditation in their field. He truly styles himself as some Renaissance man, yet he is BTFO daily for always being spectacularly wrong. I could see another bad legal outcome pushing him to SovCit territory. I wonder what was the catalyst for him to change up his usual stalker routine by lately threatening death instead of prison. He thinks he's being clever about it.

One day he'll tard rage on someone like that delivery driver he accosted, but instead they'll just blow him away.
 
Maybe some will do that, I'm going to be like Money in that prison documentary Shot Caller. I figure I'll have the keys to the yard within a year. There's a saying, "If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life." I figure the same is true in prison.

Imagine Pat in prison, those lifer guys would use Pat like a gal. At first he'll be bought with honeybuns, but soon enough he'll be blown-out and free for anyone. So he has that to look forward to when he gets in Susan after a few and causes a terrible accident, which is actually quite possibly how this absurdist play will actually end some random weekday afternoon.

I imagine a conversation on the yard going somewhat like this for Pigglenips

- AB soldier: Hey Fatass, why are you palling around with the niggers?
- Rick: Because they punch Nazi cowards like you, Child.
- AB soldier: But they use you as a fleshlight.
- Rick: Peckerwood Child, you simply don't understand how other people live. Because no one has ever loved you or ever will. Enjoy prison.
- AB soldier: Enjoy getting turned out, Fishlips.
- Rick: Oh baby, I really am. Now, I'm just going to end this pointless conversation and go back and have a very nice evening with all of my friends.
- AB soldier: You like getting fucked in the ass?
- Rick: Mmm, no, I didn't actually say that, little baby doll.
- AB soldier: That's what getting turned out means.
- Rick: Child, that's not how words work.
- AB soldier: Well, it is. And you said that.
- Rick: Child!
- AB soldier: You like to get fucked in the ass.
- Rick: I'm into things, but that's certainly not one of them.
- AB soldier: You like kiestering big black dicks...
- Rick: No...
- AB soldier: ...In your ass.
- Rick: No. Child!

20 more minutes later:

-AB soldier: No, FaTrick, I will noT shuT my fucking mouth.
- Rick: This is why you're in prison, Peckerwood Child. Enjoy it. Now, I'm ending this conversation because it isn't a conversation. Good bye, Chi-...
- AB soldier: ... And go get fucked in the ass.
- Rick: Child!
 
ALERT - CATAGORY FAT OINKOUT IN PROGRESS - PLEASE SEEK SHELTER AT YOUR NEAREST CHUBBYS CHEESESTEAKS
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EDIT: THISISWHYYOURLIFEISALREADYOVER
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Also I think this might prove something even we did not suspect.....he does not copy and paste his empty threat oinks, but writes them all out individually. This has.....genuinely worrying implications on his psyche given how much more effort he is putting in this shit than previously thought

EDIT 2: :story:
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The plural "wives" rather than "my wife and other partners" could suggest either he sees Adrienne still as his wife rather than just one of his ex partners or he is a pigamist and has married one or more other fugly pill poppers in the last few years

EDIT 3: the terrible truth is revealed at last....fatrick is secretly french
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20 minutes later:

-AB soldier: No, FaTrick, I will noT shuT my fucking mouth.
- Rick: This is why you're in prison, Peckerwood Child. Enjoy it. Now, I'm ending this conversation because it isn't a conversation. Good bye, Chi-...
- AB soldier: ... And go get fucked in the ass.
- Rick: Child!

Our brave AB Soldier then trades some noodles for use of a ass-smuggled cell phone, shortly thereafter they join the Farm and OnA as a full time Patposter.

A few months later a strange calm has fallen over the prison. Gang violence has all but ceased. Petty squabbles are set aside. The inmates have all come together in a singular purpose; bullying a fat faggot with bitch tits.

This movement soon spreads outside the prison walls into society at large. Earth becomes a utopia. All thanks to bullying a failed author and deadbeat father for Milwaukee.
 
That reminds me, I gotta try and find the second half of this text exchange I found in my fatrick archive...
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I swear I remember the stalker child in this exchange replying with one of the many selfies Rick took with Niki, because my ribs never quite healed right after. Am I crazy?
 
Also I think this might prove something even we did not suspect.....he does not copy and paste his empty threat oinks, but writes them all out individually. This has.....genuinely worrying implications on his psyche given how much more effort he is putting in this shit than previously thought
We've known for a while that he copy pastes some of them and writes out others. His copy paste is how we found his 'car enthusiast' account
 
I swear I remember the stalker child in this exchange replying with one of the many selfies Rick took with Niki, because my ribs never quite healed right after. Am I crazy?
Perhaps, I vaguely remember an extended text chain in which the person talks about all the disgusting pictures that have been sent to them by the trolls and fatrick gets his ego massaged long enough to ask to see, at which point they send him a photo of his beef wellington attempt which immediately triggers screaming pig rage
 
I think it's exchanges like this that broke his mind and made him switch from prison threats to death threats. "The stalker children no longer fear prison. Now they must realize death is coming for them" *points at fat head*
Enjoy death.
Thanks, I will enjoy death.
Descent into some kind of Plato tier discussion of whether death can be experienced but at any rate you will definitely NOT. ENJOY. DEATH. Enjoy death.
 
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