💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Entomologist]

I got a very partial collection but honestly one of these days imma have to trawl through the whole thread to collect them all, and even then there are probably ones on ONA that require a bunch of effortsearching to find

Its the contrast of the absolute silliest ribbing imaginable with the over the top screaming pig rage and loudly oinked threats in response that makes it so addictive
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My absolute favourite is the one where the funster only has time to say "Hello" before Pat instantly nochilds him. Brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[Well Intentioned]

the fact that this fucker did more research for a period piece than sci-fi shows two things: 1. sci-fi is even at its best made up shit and 2. his editor/agent knew what the fuck to assign him to

its embarrassing; a good story would be one in any time period, and factual/temporal mistakes can be easily fixed (unlike the shit tolkien ACTUALLY worried about like the correct phase of the moon)

Let's not give the Pig his flowers.

All of his shit constitutes the same low-effort, lazy, 'I'll just google it' bullshit...and was still comically wrong about the details he was 'bragging' about doing while #amwriting.

And having things be 'period accurate' isn't important when you're doing a stupid "high" concept story like A Blatant Attempt at Emulating Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Tiny Tim Totally Isn't Ripping off An Idea that Patty wrote. Deadwood, for example, uses fairly contemporary invective, which was a deliberate creative choice because if they stuck to period accurate swearing, everyone would sound like Yosemite Sam.

In short, he's retarded and, I don't know if anyone's noticed this, FAT.

 

[In the Sick of It]

I got a very partial collection but honestly one of these days imma have to trawl through the whole thread to collect them all, and even then there are probably ones on ONA that require a bunch of effortsearching to find

Its the contrast of the absolute silliest ribbing imaginable with the over the top screaming pig rage and loudly oinked threats in response that makes it so addictive
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I'm sure he's sent every single funster interaction to the FBI/police, and if they've bothered looking at any of it no way they haven't burst out laughing seeing shit like that. Pigrick shatters my ribs every time.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Exhibit B: The Roadrunner Incident

That's my favorite. It's simple yet elegant. Whomsoever created it is a Pest unparalleled.

I'm sure he's sent every single funster interaction to the FBI/police

I wonder how many of them have been shared with unrelated departments? It wouldn't surprise me if some are printed out and pinned to cubicle walls as far afield as Interpol.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure he's sent every single funster interaction to the FBI/police, and if they've bothered looking at any of it no way they haven't burst out laughing seeing shit like that. Pigrick shatters my ribs every time.

There's probably an FBI file with his reports, and they're all stamped with something like "Appears Mental."

 

[Post Reply]

Those ungrateful blue collar workers just don't know what's good for them. This is why they need intellectuals like Pat to guide them instead of looking out for their own "best interests."

 

[An automatic clown]

Honestly, has anyone made a Pigtit's "Hall of Fame" or whatever the fuck? I keep fucking laughing my ass off at the wookie texts, it's so absurd lmfao

The #1 HOF interaction to me is when he tweeted at "Prison Enjoyer" to enjoy prison and Prison Enjoyer said he would and Rick replied "no, you won't. Enjoy prison" hopefully someone can help me out with the screenshot, I don't have it handy

As far as HOF Photoshops go, the pig feeding baby pigs is up there and so is this one of him as the sun from Teletubbies

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Those ungrateful blue collar workers just don't know what's good for them. This is why they need intellectuals like Pat to guide them instead of looking out for their own "best interests."
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Somebody tell Fatpat and SEB that the Teamsters aren't their friends anymore and haven't been for over a year now.

 

[An automatic clown]

Those ungrateful blue collar workers just don't know what's good for them. This is why they need intellectuals like Pat to guide them instead of looking out for their own "best interests."
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"We gave you each 100,000$ and none of you voted for us"
Isn't this tantamount to admitting to illegally purchasing votes ? Im not a lawyer

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Truly, the Patman exchange of all time.

 

[Summer of George]

I'm sure he's sent every single funster interaction to the FBI/police, and if they've bothered looking at any of it no way they haven't burst out laughing seeing shit like that. Pigrick shatters my ribs every time.

Do we suppose that he's still keeping his personal evidence.xls file up to date? or did he give up that bit after it became clear that he wasn't going to get any of the John Does' doXXX?

Drunkards aren't well known for keeping up commitments. But it is side-splittingly funny to imagine this guy alt-tabbing to the spreadsheet to make a new line after banging out every single bespoke "you died, prison stalker child"

 

[IsaacShraeder]

1.2 AGPA Pat gets dunked on by a civilian AGAIN

Undeterred, he tells the petulant child who dared correcT him to get fucked (which turns out to be another case of friendly fire if you check out Legal Eagle's bio)

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

1.2 AGPA Pat gets dunked on by a civilian AGAIN
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Undeterred, he tells the petulant child who dared correcT him to get fucked (which turns out to be another case of friendly fire if you check out Legal Eagle's bio)
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the civil authorities said there was no emergency? guess that means there's no emergency. reality rewrote itself around their claim.

pat is at his most insufferable when he insists on his version of events. i bet he also doesn't understand why DC isn't a state, too.

 

[Piggle Rick]

The #1 HOF interaction to me is when he tweeted at "Prison Enjoyer" to enjoy prison and Prison Enjoyer said he would and Rick replied "no, you won't. Enjoy prison" hopefully someone can help me out with the screenshot, I don't have it handy

As far as HOF Photoshops go, the pig feeding baby pigs is up there and so is this one of him as the sun from Teletubbies
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I got you fam. This is my favourite as well, I genuinely laugh every time I see it or even think about it.

1.2 AGPA Pat gets dunked on by a civilian AGAIN
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Undeterred, he tells the petulant child who dared correcT him to get fucked (which turns out to be another case of friendly fire if you check out Legal Eagle's bio)
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Legal Eagle is a massive LibCuck. Seeing him call Rick out is hilarious. Sorry Titty Ricky, literally NOBODY likes you. It’s bipartisan.

 

[MilkThePig]

I got you fam. This is my favourite as well, I genuinely laugh every time I see it or even think about it.

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I think it's exchanges like this that broke his mind and made him switch from prison threats to death threats. "The stalker children no longer fear prison. Now they must realize death is coming for them" *points at fat head*

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

I found a new twist on an old classic.

https://www.amazon.com.au/stores/author/B017BWS2PE/about

It's the standard lonely failson 'houseplant' spiel he uses everywhere, but he's added a caveat for all those future readers... "He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books. Read through a few of their sad efforts for a good laugh, then check out his website at www.patrickstomlinson.com"

Our blue-ribbon pig must have been seething.

 

[Something Awful]

Legal Eagle is a massive LibCuck. Seeing him call Rick out is hilarious. Sorry Titty Ricky, literally NOBODY likes you. It’s bipartisan.

It's not the YouTuber.

I seem to remember Alex Jones being into Posse Comitatus. Rick has been sounding like him lately, what with the presenting of conspiracy theories as facts and "TDS is just what traitors call patriotism, child".

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Looks like the protestors have been getting busy in Milwaukee on Wplace

I think that's right over his house too lmao

 

[SNEED.EXE]

1.2 AGPA Pat gets dunked on by a civilian AGAIN
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Undeterred, he tells the petulant child who dared correcT him to get fucked (which turns out to be another case of friendly fire if you check out Legal Eagle's bio)
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Isn't LegalEagle the biggest of all the lawtubers? He has 3.75 million subscribers on YouTube.
Not only is this friendly fire, it's a gunfight between a howitzer and a slingshot.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Isn't LegalEagle the biggest of all the lawtubers? He has 3.75 million subscribers on YouTube.
Not only is this friendly fire, it's a gunfight between a howitzer and a slingshot.

He is, that's not that Legal Eagle though. Pretty sure the actual LE is one of those faggots who no longer uses Twitter because of muh nazis.