💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DSP for president 2032]

I was sucking nigger dick as you died, stalker. Enjoy hell.

 

[Wesley1738]

I've had my gripes with OnA, but sometimes they just produce the best comedy gold

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

It looks like he arranges his bookcase by color...? I know it's fatrick, but that is the dumbest way to arrange books I've ever seen. At least to genre or author or read/to be read, color is so bad.

Look at how haphazardly they're shelved to boot! That rich respected author Patrick S. Tomlinson sure is lol random! And he's wearing a fertilizer shirt? What a card that guy is.

This is legitimately the persona Rick thinks he's cultivating.

This is exactly how those https://booksbythefoot.com type sites work for decorations in areas you don't give a shit about but want to look cool

I'm 80-120% certain that this was an intentional decision to mimic them, or the remains of some fucking author photoshoot planned for social media impact

given the videos focusing on it as the background, I wouldn't be surprised it was all staged.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Does Fatrick suck the nigger dick while said nigger farts in his wife or does he suck after the nigger farts in his wife.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Does Fatrick suck the nigger dick while said nigger farts in his wife or does he suck after the nigger farts in his wife.

I'm sure OnA is hard at work finding out. I hear Dan plans to disguise himself as a nigger so we can all have a first hand account

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Some cows are like ultra complex and temperamental aircraft engines which require precisely diluted nitro-kerosene sourced from a specific square mile in guatamala during the full moon to maybe begin to warm up, whereas with fatrick you could literally just take a dump directly in the fuel tank and it instantly fires up hot

No one cares but this exact bit was in the random_text thread in the same comment as something about Indians and I actually had to read it twice before realizing it wasn't talking about some literal cows of a very finicky breed being worshiped there and one obese one reliably producing milk.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So in addition to all the other reasons this novel is sure to be shit, it's full of Wikipedia dumps and pointless trivia, too.

the virgin shitauthor "can I mention cash registers in 16x6" vs the chad tolkien "fuck you, Lobelia has an umbrella, deal with it"

lso, conducting research as part of your duties as a writer and bragging about it is like a taxi driver filling up his car with gas. It is part of the job.

the fact that this fucker did more research for a period piece than sci-fi shows two things: 1. sci-fi is even at its best made up shit and 2. his editor/agent knew what the fuck to assign him to

its embarrassing; a good story would be one in any time period, and factual/temporal mistakes can be easily fixed (unlike the shit tolkien ACTUALLY worried about like the correct phase of the moon)

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

I'm sure it's been talked about before, but I really wish I could get inside Pat's fat head and figure out why he types the way he does.

Can't he see that it's ridiculous and pathetic? Doesn't he understand that the stalker child thing sounds bizzare and disjointed? It's just so strange, is it autism?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This is exactly how those https://booksbythefoot.com type sites work for decorations in areas you don't give a shit about but want to look cool

I'm 80-120% certain that this was an intentional decision to mimic them, or the remains of some fucking author photoshoot planned for social media impact

given the videos focusing on it as the background, I wouldn't be surprised it was all staged.

It was all the rage during Covid when all the thinking minds deigned to zoom into big station interviews with their perfectly curated backgrounds. Patrick is aping his betters, which I realize is a retarded thing to say in relation to people who organize books by colors.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Im quite sure when fatrick saw "by the authority of queen of england" fatrick thought to himself "that bitch from that nonceisland aint got shit on me".

But for real when i read that i burst out laughing.

 

[Judge Holden]

But for real when i read that i burst out laughing.

Pigman is like some fucking alchemist of yore who can turn the literal shit that is presented to him into gold

Exhibit A: The Wookie Incident


Exhibit B: The Roadrunner Incident


Exhibit C: The Termination Incident

 

[FinnSven]

Pigman is like some fucking alchemist of yore who can turn the literal shit that is presented to him into gold

Exhibit A: The Wookie Incident
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Exhibit B: The Roadrunner Incident
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Exhibit C: The Termination Incident
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I still hope that Fatrick manages to get himself a prison term.

Plus because I assume they are bold and cocky enough, I would like to see a known to Patrick OnA member manage to get on his visitors list and manage to film a pig out with Fatrick screaming at the prison guards to arrest this felon for crimes against his family.

Of course, I am not recommending or suggesting that anyone from this forum attempts to frame or set Patrick up for anything.

He is an angry man who chimps out at delivery men, takes feeble swings at coppers, and tries to provoke people he disagrees with politically.

Sooner or later he will do something ill advised in front of a police officer or security camera, so let him do this to himself.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Honestly, has anyone made a Pigtit's "Hall of Fame" or whatever the fuck? I keep fucking laughing my ass off at the wookie texts, it's so absurd lmfao

 

[Judge Holden]

Honestly, has anyone made a Pigtit's "Hall of Fame" or whatever the fuck? I keep fucking laughing my ass off at the wookie texts, it's so absurd lmfao

I got a very partial collection but honestly one of these days imma have to trawl through the whole thread to collect them all, and even then there are probably ones on ONA that require a bunch of effortsearching to find

Its the contrast of the absolute silliest ribbing imaginable with the over the top screaming pig rage and loudly oinked threats in response that makes it so addictive

 

[YouTube Autist]

I got a very partial collection but honestly one of these days imma have to trawl through the whole thread to collect them all, and even then there are probably ones on ONA that require a bunch of effortsearching to find

Its the contrast of the absolute silliest ribbing imaginable with the over the top screaming pig rage and loudly oinked threats in response that makes it so addictive
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Here are the four main eras of Patrick retorts, as I understand them:

1. "No, child. [elaborate, strange insult]"
2. "You are going to prison stalker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this phone number (etc.)"
3. "No, stalker. I am not X. You are X. This is why you conclude your life in a cage. Enjoy prison."
4. "You died here. This is the gun you put in your mouth. Enjoy death."

 

[neger psykolog]

The knock is no longer coming, child; only death. We died here. RIP

Pat has graduated from calling us children into gaslighting that we killed ourselves.

Fellow childs, are we all dead? Was "Prison" a metaphor for the afterlife?

Are we all haunting Pat?

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I was sucking nigger dick as you died, stalker. Enjoy hell.

Boo! I'm Casper the ghost! Enjoy getting ghostbusted child.

 

[BigPeanut]

I still hope that Fatrick manages to get himself a prison term.

Plus because I assume they are bold and cocky enough, I would like to see a known to Patrick OnA member manage to get on his visitors list and manage to film a pig out with Fatrick screaming at the prison guards to arrest this felon for crimes against his family.

Of course, I am not recommending or suggesting that anyone from this forum attempts to frame or set Patrick up for anything.

He is an angry man who chimps out at delivery men, takes feeble swings at coppers, and tries to provoke people he disagrees with politically.

Sooner or later he will do something ill advised in front of a police officer or security camera, so let him do this to himself.

i want more Rick not less Rick, I wish he’d start live-streaming or making YouTube videos. His real life voice pig outs were the funniest shit ever but we only have a few.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i'm still waiting for Rick's video or screenshot LP of Disco Elysium, personally.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

i'm still waiting for Rick's video or screenshot LP of Disco Elysium, personally.

"Cuno doesn't care."
"Yes, child, you do."

 

[JustStopDude]

Holy shit you’ve had a work trip to Russia too? Did you get a Chinese one? I honestly think both countries are trying to recruit/catch all the spergs. China made it difficult for me to leave, they kept fucking with my passport. Don’t ever go there if you are a scientist.

UAE was my worst experience. Supposed to be there for a month. Ended up 11 months because the Finnish company I was working for "lost" my passport until the project was finished.