DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
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Detractors ruin everything.
 
Another rhetorical question to be asked, but how the fuck is this nigger still playing DK Bananza when it came out nearly a month ago.
well, a few reasons why.
1-he doesn't like games and doesn't care what he's playing as long as weens "dents" are paying him
2-it barely made the goal, so he thinks it will keep bring in money. (please ignore him still playing Street fighter and Mafia since he always contradicts himself)
3- he's a MOUTH DROOLING WEEEETAR! hack hack hakc SNOOOOORT
 
Well, those are some robust numbers. Very tangy

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This is so funny to me because like the one thing AI is really good for is making a bunch of thumbnails and keeping them consistent very easily with no effort but nope DSP uses his VIDEO EDITING program to look for moments he can use as thumbnails then manually adds text.

I would pay to see the behind da scenes workflow for just 1 day the amount of time he "works" off stream would be so funny to see.
 
I watched a bit of DSP playing the new mafia. He went on this rant about how cursive isn't taught in schools. While I actually agree with him that its a cool thing that people should know how do, his argument was "what happens if the grid goes down?". Such a weird, boomer thing.

Philip, if the grid goes down, print handwriting will work just fine.
Fun fact, there was a problem with people entering into politics who couldn't understand cursive writing so they had to hire people who could read it which resulted in states mandating cursive writing being taught again. While only some states have it mandated, more and more are joining in.
 
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This annoys me. The hysterical all-caps “NO PODCAST” but nothing about what he’s doing instead for those two hours. I know we’re supposed to know that he starts games earlier (kinda) but an outsider could just as easily assume he’s starting the stream at 1:15. Just put the game in both slots or revise the stupid schedule tic tac toe to one box for early streams on no-podcast days.
 
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Phil has 1) developed some kind of lip canker 2) acquired an incredibly shiny nose

The lip thing is understandable considering the horror that is DSP's mouth. The shiny nose is conspicuous and leads me to believe he's forgotten to apply some of Khat's warpaint.
 
Fun fact, there was a problem with people entering into politics who couldn't understand cursive writing so they had to hire people who could read it which resulted in states mandating cursive writing being taught again. While only some states have it mandated, more and more are joining in.
I don't want to derail the thread but..is it really easier to hire somebody to read it than to just learn?
 
He did it again. He called LTG "The white DSP" again, for some reason.




Oh, and if anyone's wondering what this "chill session" has been so far: it's DSP ranting about LTG for 20 minutes straight, in front of 175 live viewers.

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The BF6 beta requiring Secure Boot is, if he doesn't already have it enabled, going to be a huge stumbling point for him.
As much as I'd like to hunt for his dogtags, the funniest outcome is he ends up bricking his PC after fucking around in the BIOS. I had a scare last week enabling it where my CPU would just kill itself whenever it tried to launch a game (secure boot tripped some other setting, resetting that ended up fixing it) and I imagine if me following a guide (albeit a bourbon or two in) can fuck up then sober full time professional gamer Phil will probably amputate a limb somehow.
 
He did it again. He called LTG "The white DSP" again, for some reason.

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Oh, and if anyone's wondering what this "chill session" has been so far: it's DSP ranting about LTG for 20 minutes straight, in front of 175 live viewers.

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Calling him "white DSP" is a bigger insult than calling him "black DSP"

Stay based DSP. This is why you're /ourguy/.

PS: thanks for destroying Sony and their shitter gays of war game by having them use you as inspiration for the design. You're helping to kill gaming consoles whether you know it or not and I fully support you.
 
His titles are so annoyingly cringe. Its like he's trying to imitate the title cards of Pokemon or Dragonball. Even worse are the clickbait ones that are addressing the trolls. "Final Response to Keemstar!" "Did I really give away empty game cases?" None of it helps break that 600 view barrier.
The man has zero imagination or investment in what he does. His channel is a prime showcase of his arrested development. It's the exact same dumping ground that it was in 2009, only now he also double dips by streaming because his yt views are in the toilet and also he has become a much older, more pathetic man.
 
Gotta love how PPP's twitter is now 75% DSP detractor retweets. The natural evolution of "H0w iS PHiL eVEn A L0Lc0W"? Every damn time.

WHOOAAAAAAAAAA BUDDY
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Detracting is a hell of a drug. And still healthier than your diet of fried potatoes, PPP.
 
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