DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

Well, those are some robust numbers. Very tangy

 

[BScCollateral]

Well, it didn't take long for Phil, the half EYEtalian, to fuck up the words and the meanings while playing the new Mafia game. It's almost as if he's not really Italian, and is a retard or something...

In his defense, I don't think he ever claimed to be half Sicilian.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Only a genuine retard like Phil would skip the first day of release for Mafia for a gay marathon, then ignore the BF6 beta because he’s a friendless faggot.

Since it’s been out for 2 days, no one is going out of their way to see a melting ghoul play that boring ass game.

I’m always impressed at how genuinely bad he is at everything he does. I do see why people would think it’s a bit or a character. You wouldn’t guess in a million years someone as stupid as Phil really exists.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Who's watches piggy fail at BF6 please get some screen caps of chat recognizing him.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Someone asked about his ant infestation last night. Phil said they moved the stove and discovered a gap in the floor. Wonder if they were having some work done. Or maybe the wall sharers finally complained about the smell and bugs coming from his middle unit. No way Phil is moving the stove with his puny arms.

Still trying to figure out what the week away was. Maybe their middle unit needed to be treated for insects and rodents. Dude has just been a complete mess since the week away.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Only a genuine retard like Phil would skip the first day of release for Mafia for a gay marathon, then ignore the BF6 beta because he’s a friendless faggot.

Since it’s been out for 2 days, no one is going out of their way to see a melting ghoul play that boring ass game.

I’m always impressed at how genuinely bad he is at everything he does. I do see why people would think it’s a bit or a character. You wouldn’t guess in a million years someone as stupid as Phil really exists.

for some reason, he's doing the BF6 beta this Thursday ON PC!!!!!! (liek anyone cares if he does it on)
I know what's going to happen. he will play it for a few matches, dies, then refuses to play it 'cause "THE MOUTH DROOLING SISSIES DIDN'T FIX THE GAME FOR THE BETA!!!!!!!".
he's gonna rage quit it and ask for donos which he will get from the weens

 

[strandedcastaway]

And right when the one who shall not be named officially returned as well. Phil is not hitting goals regularly in the last weeks. Are his dents (or rather whales) that spend? And more importantly he wants to do a second marathon this month. Oh geez. I can hear some wallets cry in pain before being snuffed out

Dude he made $1100 the day before.

 

[Lord_Point]

Alotta pepul wanted to see Phil bitch about low support while he mispronounced Italian words?
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Let me some up the daily wrap for you:

Mafia the old style country had great graphics so its a great game. Another important thing to note is that some people will like it and some people will not like it. Mafia is a mafia style game so basically if you are someone who likes mafia style mafia games then you will like it, but if your someone who doesnt like it then you wont like it.

(Disclaimer, I did not watch the daily wrap)

 

[Power Glove]

After not mentioning the potential lolsuit for a few weeks, Phail just went full Saul Begman and went on a delusional rant saying how he'll own half of every detractor's stuff soon and how things are still being "tracked and monitored" at the moment.

But I thought the detractors didn't own anything due to being poor, lived in a basement, sit in their super secret detractor discord, and spend most of their day drooling on their Velcro shoes? I mean, considering some detractors it is not hard to make that assumption, but you can't really take half if they don't own anything to begin with.

 

[Balr0g]

But I thought the detractors didn't own anything due to being poor, lived in a basement, sit in their super secret detractor discord, and spend most of their day drooling on their Velcro shoes? I mean, considering some detractors it is not hard to make that assumption, but you can't really take half if they don't own anything to begin with.

Phil will own half their debts. He will save them from bankruptcy!

Also, this dumb cunt still has Tony Hawk in his game line up despite the very open wagequit. and he isn't even playing Luto this week. How bad do you have to be at your "job"? I can see why he was fired from almost every job

 

[Power Glove]

this dumb cunt still has Tony Hawk in his game line up despite the very open wagequit. and he isn't even playing Luto this week. How bad do you have to be at your "job"? I can see why he was fired from almost every job

What choice does he have? He's quitting games faster than they can release new ones, so either he pushes down on his man-child tantrums in the hopes of squeezing some nickels from the dents ,or do more and more Q&A sessions.

Other than the money that could be why he just wants to do more marathons. He gets money, he can drink and get wasted, shovel food down his gullet, have tons of dead air while reading chat. I wonder when the gout is going to come knocking again, probably when it fits into the begging narrative. But he doesn't have to play games, something he clearly hates doing.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

He's gonna have to play it on console as well, as much as I'd love to see him try and enable Secure Boot and brick his PC in the process.

I can confirm Secure Boot can be a PITA. I had Secure Boot enabled but in the BIOS the associated mode was set to "Other OS" rather than "Windows UEFI mode."
I switched that setting and the game ran perfectly after that. When I got up this morning and turned on the PC I was stuck in a never ending boot loop that I finally got sorted. Phailbert would just beg for a new PC rather than touch the BIOS.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I can confirm Secure Boot can be a PITA. I had Secure Boot enabled but in the BIOS the associated mode was set to "Other OS" rather than "Windows UEFI mode."
I switched that setting and the game ran perfectly after that. When I got up this morning and turned on the PC I was stuck in a never ending boot loop that I finally got sorted. Phailbert would just beg for a new PC rather than touch the BIOS.

Remove your cimos battery

What do I look like? An engineer?

 

[FormerPro]

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I'm not sure if guy kills the Phil on purpose for taking too long like he thinks you are going to turn on him, or if Phil is stepping into the crossfire, but either way it's funny to me that he dies here because he is too much of a scrooge to use a bullet in this story sequence execution so he wastes time trying to get his knife out.

I'm pretty sure Phil might be the only person in the world who has ever died this way on this mission, much like how he was probably the only person who ever failed the "buy a shotgun" mission on GTA 5 by spending all of his money first.

He has a very unique brand of retardation that's for sure.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Who's watches piggy fail at BF6 please get some screen caps of chat recognizing him.

If I wind up in a match with him I'll record the game.

Remove your cimos battery

What do I look like? An engineer?

I've never had a BIOS issue so severe I had to remove the CMOS battery. I was kind of hoping I couldn't get it sorted so I could justify a new PC but my 5 year old rig still gets around 110fps 3440x1440 high settings in BF6.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

No way Phil is moving the stove with his puny arms.

This stood out to me as well. There is no chance in hell Phil would do this without a severe reason. Hell, even WITH severe reason chances are he'd refuse taking any action. Just remember how fucking autistic/retarded he is about everything in his life. Even the most simple task is a huge ordeal to him. Hell, even putting a nail into a wall is like a Herculean task for the person accusing others of being mouth drooling idiots. He is as far away from being a handy man as it gets.

 

[Schmeckel]

This stood out to me as well. There is no chance in hell Phil would do this without a severe reason. Hell, even WITH severe reason chances are he'd refuse taking any action. Just remember how fucking autistic/retarded he is about everything in his life. Even the most simple task is a huge ordeal to him. Hell, even putting a nail into a wall is like a Herculean task for the person accusing others of being mouth drooling idiots. He is as far away from being a handy man as it gets.

With Khet having the uncanny ability to destroy appliances just by touching them... She touched the stove and it immediately stopped functioning. That, or a doordash box with more food in it somehow fell behind it, which would be an emergency-level event.

 

[UsedUp]

Have fun

 

[BallsGuevara]

I watched a bit of DSP playing the new mafia. He went on this rant about how cursive isn't taught in schools. While I actually agree with him that its a cool thing that people should know how do, his argument was "what happens if the grid goes down?". Such a weird, boomer thing.

Philip, if the grid goes down, print handwriting will work just fine.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Well, those are some robust numbers. Very tangy

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"An epic showdown!"
"A chance encounter!"
"An Unexpected x"
"A return to x"

His titles are so annoyingly cringe. Its like he's trying to imitate the title cards of Pokemon or Dragonball. Even worse are the clickbait ones that are addressing the trolls. "Final Response to Keemstar!" "Did I really give away empty game cases?" None of it helps break that 600 view barrier.