Gordon's. Because at least I'm getting real, exotic cheese. It's a disaster of a dish combined with retardation but good cheese is good cheese. I can also just cut out the burnt bread, because good artisan bread is still good bread, even if it's crispy and overdone.
Your troondar is broken retard.
Because it's probably what the hospital provided. Quit being a retard.
And now the wendigo's new vessel has been birthed. The husk that is Fatty can be left to return to the Earth once the child understands food.
The most unrealistic part is Jack holding the baby.
Holy shit he's telling his grandchild to be the best trash man he can be, as if he couldn't come up with something less retarded as a career.
Continuing on my notes on the opening animation shit he does, the letters videos have the 100% worst cuts of it, somehow the first card shifts down hard vertically, the second one is somehow the only time in any of his current videos it is scaled correctly, and then the last one shrinks in size; how the fuck did he not notice any of this before export, did he really scan over it on the timeline and go IT GUD ENUF IT LOOK PROFESSIONAL PRO GUD
The baked subtitles aren't even remotely right. Youtube's auto generated subs are way more accurate.
Honestly for all the mockery of the name, it does kind of fit. The universe wanted his name to be "atrocious" given that this is a Jack Scalfani descendent but his parents were too stupid to spell it correctly.
If Jack actually cared about his grandson he would tell him study his grandfather's life thoroughly and make all the opposite decisions he did.
Simply Sara, of whom precious little content still exists after her recent demise and subsequent account deletion, but she was a definite icon of the horrid foodtuber industry, despite being a much nicer person than Jack ever was. Don't miss the macaroni salad, it puts Aunt Myrna to shame.
Fucker can't even hold a handfull of shredded cheese correctly, what did you expect?
I will play devil's advocate for Jack since he is saying that he will accept whatever career path his grandson will take.
I don’t think you have to worry about that….
His arteries are one more French fry away from giving out.
It's more of a "be the best at what you like doing" but it comes off as fucking retarded when the only thing that comes to mind to Fatty is "trash collector", it is a career that can make money in some areas, but THAT is what Fatty comes up with?
I hope God takes care of Boogie2988, Jack Scalfani and Nicholas Rekieta first.
