Fun fact but the new Mafia game also has a dub in the Sicilian dialect. Phial explained that since he understands Latin he can understand every language. Will he put that to the test by putting it on the Sicilian du- What the fuck am I saying, of course he won't.
No chance he was more than a bit tipsy. Your body process about a shot an hour, over a 7 hour stream no way was he getting drunk off college girl shots.
No chance he was more than a bit tipsy. Your body process about a shot an hour, over a 7 hour stream no way was he getting drunk off college girl shots.
I never really understood the appeal of DSP as a cow, I thought he was just a shitty game streamer. I’ve been watching more and more of the Kino Casino Phil segments and I’m starting to get it now, he’s so full of himself for somebody that sucks at everything and he never admits that he’s wrong. I dont get how anyone, dented or not, can be a fan of such a petty, spiteful, unlikable asshole. And watching some of his older videos and learning some of the deeper lore, he’s always been a giant asshole apparently. He’s just abrasive, obnoxious, and egotistical. His shitty game playing “abilities”, his beg-a-thons, his fucking business meetings about his begging “career”, this guy just sucks so hard. Sorry, give me alarm clocks or trash cans if needed, but I just needed to say that I get it now why people a-log this dumb old faggot so hard.
I think Phil would be more like how Chrissy spent his time on their trip to Italy - wanted to visit and climb Mt. Vesuvius but spent the entirety of his time high off his ass in his hotel room. Just exchange drugs for Doordashed slop and gin.
You gotta love how it's not even "LTG is gay for me" but just "LTG is gay", that's the insult. Truly matured, not like 35 y/o 1 second ago Phil who was just a kid.
Was just re-watching the 220 videos and what struck me this time was just how dumb and uninformed Phil is (about law enforcement, this time). (Disclaimer: Quotations below not exact, but better.)
BroSydePhil: I spoke to the detective in charge of your case and he--
Phil: WHOA BUDDY, chief, the detective in my case was a female-style individual.
The lady was the beat cop, who wrote up a report that the detective then read to decide if the case was worth investigating. (Spoiler: It wasn't.)
Lesson: Phil doesn't know what a detective is.
Dave then wildly incorrectly paraphrases what Officer Woman told him because he is a moron. I wasn't there and I know the gist of what she said. Let's enjoy Phil, allegedly a native English speaker, failing basic listening comprehension so badly he wouldn't pass the listening portion of TOEFL:
Phil: THALSANDS of people are FRAUDULENTLY charging back my monies on PayPal. Put them all in Detractor Jail, detective lady.
Officer Lady: Disputed payment is a civil matter.
What Phil heard: The police do not investigate ahnline CRIMES.
Officer Female: We, the Renton PD, do not have the resources to investigate the legitimacy of thousands of transactions on PayPal, a business not located anywhere near us, done by people who are probably in different states or even different countries, for money that you may or may not be owed for services you may or may not have rendered. We have to use our limited resources to investigate serious crimes such as human trafficking.
What Phil heard: The police only investigate human trafficking and will not help ahnline khantent creators whose LIVELIHOOD is being THREATENED by AHLINE TROLLS.
Officer Estrogen: I went to Dave's house but he insisted on speaking to me only over the phone. He was adamant that he did not want law enforcement inside his house, which seemed very odd to me.
What Phil heard: I didn't talk to Dave on the phone but met with him inside his house.
Phil: DEBUNKED, I talked to ladycop on the PHONE so this woman is a PLANT and not the real ladycop.
Officer NOT a Man: There were cameras all over the neighborhood and outside of the house that he said was his, which was strange.
What Phil heard: Phil had cameras filming every room in his house.
Phil: DEBUNKED, I never said I have security cameras inside my house. This woman is a PLANT and not the real ladycop.
Officer X chromosome: We absolutely investigate bank fraud and I was part of the unit that did it when I spoke with this weirdo (though actually banks themselves do most of the investigating when they get defrauded).
What Phil made up in his head because he didn't actually tell the police about the bank leaks, because they're real: The police do not investigate bank fraud.
As an aside, despite her sole interaction with our pig being just a few minutes on the phone with him, Officer Fairer Sex also immediately pegged Phil's janky moral compass and projection, noting that he jumped right to her lying about him because that's what Phil does about everyone and everything.
Dave then wildly incorrectly paraphrases what Officer Woman told him because he is a moron. I wasn't there and I know the gist of what she said. Let's enjoy Phil, allegedly a native English speaker, failing basic listening comprehension so badly he wouldn't pass the listening portion of TOEFL:
Phil was a documented hoarder in CT that never fixed anything. He's dropped hints such as the garage being half-filled with Doordash containers, Jasper's overflowing litter box, and they need a sitting rest bench in the hallway. FAT Kat probably can't do much if any cleaning in her state, and she was already more nuts than Phil before they met. And we know they spend an absurd amount of money on groceries and booze, considering they're Doordashing probably everyday. One bathroom and dishwasher are broken, at the least, and Phil is so paranoid in his mental state now that he refuses to let anyone in the house to potentially fix anything.
I'd be surprised if the Snort Fort wasn't a disaster hoard near the levels of 14BC before Chris fucked Barb.
Not to mention he specifically mentioned that he wanted to move to a bigger place so he has more place for his stuff. He basically never planned on throwing sutff away or at least sell it. Nope. Condo has no moire free space? Need a big house to fill with more dumb stuff!
