DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

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I'm bored and watching a TIHYDP of Cuphead and listen to this rant.

"Games got dumbed down cause wireless controllers drop inputs."
-Mr. Yellow Paint

 
I hope that he gets all the 'support' he needs to keep crawling along in life, sinking to new and undiscovered lows, utterly miserable with his lot until he finally dies on stream. Not from a heart attack or through stroking out, but from senescence.
Just his body actually giving up from old age.

That'll be a stream to remember.
Fuck that boring shit he's not worth another 20+ years of anyone's time investment to see that through. I'd rather see Kat launch into a full-on psychotic break and barge in on streams to humiliate him over and over again until he finally tries to get physical with her to put her back in her hole. After she overpowers him she beats him to death with the Tekken trophy he won at the mall.
 
I know it's retarded to be mad about cows but fuck. It really hammers home how unjust this world is when someone like DSP can outlive so many people so comfortably and waste every opportunity given to him in life that others would have killed to have. My boy @Cats passed recently and he fucking hated DSP, it was him showing me this thread that got me to start reading KF, and it stings that DSP outlived him. What a waste of oxygen.
 
I know it's retarded to be mad about cows but fuck. It really hammers home how unjust this world is when someone like DSP can outlive so many people so comfortably and waste every opportunity given to him in life that others would have killed to have. My boy @Cats passed recently and he fucking hated DSP, it was him showing me this thread that got me to start reading KF, and it stings that DSP outlived him. What a waste of oxygen.
1. Yes, everyone who frequents this thread is very aware of how mad you get and how much you genuinely hate DSP.
2. The people who DSP outlives still had significantly better lives, friends, family, and won't be remembered for jerking off on stream, so fuck it.
 
I know it's retarded to be mad about cows but fuck. It really hammers home how unjust this world is when someone like DSP can outlive so many people so comfortably and waste every opportunity given to him in life that others would have killed to have. My boy @Cats passed recently and he fucking hated DSP, it was him showing me this thread that got me to start reading KF, and it stings that DSP outlived him. What a waste of oxygen.

Quality over quantity, friend.
 
Is Phillip not playing Mafia Old Country? I can't remember what his reaction was when the trailer came out but it seems on brand for him to play it.
Oh please god let him play the Mafia style game Mafia Old Country.

I fucking cant wait for him to pause the game every 10 minutes and incorrectly explain how REAL BAMBOOMBINIES only eat RAG-HUH?-TOON-EHY on Sundays because of the pope or something.
 
midlife crisis
'crysis' in this case

Todays Phail in Photo:

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A more banal example but this is what he does whenever he talks about a playthrough of his from the past, he always makes sure to say that he's mastered the game, that he beat most of the bosses on the first try/was in the top 1% of players if it's a multiplayer game, that people were in awe of how effortless he made everything look. He even says this for the games he's ragequit.

Phil's always overstated his skill at video games, but claiming that winning one race out of several dozen in "Mario Kart World" means that he's mastered the game is excessive even by his standards.
 
Oh please god let him play the Mafia style game Mafia Old Country.

I fucking cant wait for him to pause the game every 10 minutes and incorrectly explain how REAL BAMBOOMBINIES only eat RAG-HUH?-TOON-EHY on Sundays because of the pope or something.
Not only that, but he'll probably do the Mario accent all stream long.

Of course he'll say it's okay cause he's "Italian" despite only having 15% Italian blood and not speaking Italian...
 
Fuck that boring shit he's not worth another 20+ years of anyone's time investment to see that through. I'd rather see Kat launch into a full-on psychotic break and barge in on streams to humiliate him over and over again until he finally tries to get physical with her to put her back in her hole. After she overpowers him she beats him to death with the Tekken trophy he won at the mall.
Back in her LANE you mean
 
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