🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Axiom. said:
Nvm, troon
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Hit Squad said:
This just dropped from Rose Mulet.
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Digressing since the thread is slowing down BUUUUUUUT. Checking out the sicko Brad Taste In Music's thread I noticed this tranny sicko. Cobra really rules my sad pathetic troll life kiwis.
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I beat my wife and must responce yootoob.
 
AnOminous said:
He should stay the fuck away from a lathe. He'll chop his fingers off at this point in his decline. It's actually pretty amazing he's never had an injury from it (or burned down wherever he was living with his deep frying adventures where he considers saying "stop" to a fire a real method).
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Our dark lord has earned the favour of the skygod and he cannot be stopped by a mere lathe. TWU
 
AnOminous said:
He should stay the fuck away from a lathe. He'll chop his fingers off at this point in his decline. It's actually pretty amazing he's never had an injury from it (or burned down wherever he was living with his deep frying adventures where he considers saying "stop" to a fire a real method).
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His video he filmed of him using his lathe a couple years back was terrifying. So much reaching over the spinning lathe with his loose shirt and dangly pube beard coming within inches of getting ripped off. Also he has no idea how to use a wood saw. Thank sky god he constantly broke that lathe to the point he didn't feel like fixing it, or a de-gloving would've happened sooner or later.
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Also fucking hell how has this one gone under the radar for so long toobz? I hate being a perfectionist.
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I want to get that one for my letter carrier.

Candover said:
His video he filmed of him using his lathe a couple years back was terrifying. So much reaching over the spinning lathe with his loose shirt and dangly pube beard coming within inches of getting ripped off. Also he has no idea how to use a wood saw. Thank sky god he constantly broke that lathe to the point he didn't feel like fixing it, or a de-gloving would've happened sooner or later.
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I mean, it was funny when it happened to Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor.

 
AnOminous said:
He should stay the fuck away from a lathe. He'll chop his fingers off at this point in his decline. It's actually pretty amazing he's never had an injury from it (or burned down wherever he was living with his deep frying adventures where he considers saying "stop" to a fire a real method).
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Honestly, if Cobra was even a TINY BIT ambitious he would try to make more wands. Anytime he makes them they are sold out, the A-Logs fucking love the wands for some reason and they don't mind giving Cobra some money for them, it's exceptionally rare for someone with as many A-Logs as Cobra to be able to sell shit to said A-Logs.

However, scarcity is probably what makes them sell so fast, if he made a bunch of them monthly no one would care.
 
lebean said:
If Cobes was witty enough, and not in the negative, he'd gift the "Mail Empowerment" shirt XXXL to the Dwarven Armorer Darf, so that his Lawful Good companion can bask in all its righteous, woven mail graphic-armor.


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These Cobraverse supporting characters are fascinating. For the longest time, I thought that the guy's last name was "Linney", and he liked to be called "Darth" as a nickname, but no, he goes by "Darfliny". Where did that name come from?!?
And then you see the guy, and he's this interestingly proportioned creature who donates cartons of cookies to the police, forges metal, and makes freaking chainmail!
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
"My idol, Ozzy Osbourne, passed away a couple days." It's been 2 weeks. He's been drowning his grief in the cheap rotgut booze hard, man. I'm worried for him, but I know he has no desire to change. These faggots will keep DoorDashing him handles of cheapass vodka, and he's going to continue drinking them.
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DocHoliday said:
He is nothing more than an addict now. As long as he has extra money, he will keep drinking until he runs out of funds or his health finally fails him. Really sad to see what his life has become.
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At this point, Cobes passing out in a drunken stupor and never waking up would be a mercy.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
These Cobraverse supporting characters are fascinating. For the longest time, I thought that the guy's last name was "Linney", and he liked to be called "Darth" as a nickname, but no, he goes by "Darfliny". Where did that name come from?!?
And then you see the guy, and he's this interestingly proportioned creature who donates cartons of cookies to the police, forges metal, and makes freaking chainmail!
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Casper, Wyoming sounds like an interesting place, full of interesting folks
 
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