🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 382 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 696 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,766
Strawberry dress, strawberry nails:
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I'm imaging Tess on the back of a Harley, and laugh. I don't think there's a motorcycle built that could haul her behemoth ass around.
 
I'm not sure geting food-themed nails is a great look at 500 lbs. Tess will still try for the rockabilly style sexy when she's 60 (if she lives that long).
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
I'm imaging Tess on the back of a Harley, and laugh. I don't think there's a motorcycle built that could haul her behemoth ass around.
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Oh, but there are.

The Honda Goldwing is the standard for hauling around flubberbutts.

If you're looking for Harley in particular, the Road Glide Limited is capable of hefting about not just a fatass driver, but also a dependapotomus the size of a moon.

The Indian Chief is also a lardass-capable motorcycle.

I'd fucking pay real money to see her being hauled around on the ass end of one of these bikes at speed lol
 
yousoundlikeanasshole said:
T shirt sleeves really digging into her arms now.
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That's been happening for years. Her "trick" is to slice the t-shirt sleeve under her arms, where the cut is hidden under her upper ham hocks. Looks like her arms are getting too large for this to continue working.

She also tends to buy larger shirts, then cut them at the bottom and knot them to give the illusion of a waist.
 
I can barely notice those nails when I'm so distracted by how horrible her actual fingers look.
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
So who is wiping her ass for her? Hopefully not Bowie.
Or does she wipe with a rag on a stick?
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On random occasions she talks about her smell and how it’s society’s problem, not her’s. So I think that gives some insight about how she manages that.
Clotso Coof said:
That's the men's shirt from Daytona Harley Davidson's online store. You can tell it's men's from the neck.

Both the mens and women's shirt's officially go up to 3x, but the men's has bigger shoulders and wider sleeves. The women's would be more her style, but she obviously can't get her upper body into it. She has to tie it up above her waist because she can barely fit into the top of the shirt.

But I bet she thinks no one notices it's 2 sizes too small. She really seems to think she can magically hide 100 lbs of weight gain.
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3X is fucking huge for a man. Ryann is 5’2.” Not to mention the kind of dudes that’ll wear Harley shirts, they probably designed them for fat guys to begin with. So for Tess to push the limits on that shirt..,
 
The Hardest R said:
On random occasions she talks about her smell and how it’s society’s problem, not her’s.
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At least she possesses enough self-awareness to know she smells. There is nothing quite as painfully awkward as having to explain to someone that the horrible stench they're complaining about is of their own making, especially in a professional environment. That is an unbelievably low bar to cross considering she has no interest in rectifying the situation, but it's something.
 
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