🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

FLABletics.

This is what they did to their brand.

If a brand uses Ten Tonne Tessie, Anna O'Brien etc you know it's not to signal to people that they'll look good in these clothes. It's to show ham planets that they have clothes in their size to give them a variation beyond the muumuu.

 

[NoReturn]

I can't make myself buy Fabletics or anything else she tries selling.
I feel any company that uses her in ads must not be a quality product. (Tula, that watermelon scented skincare line, etc.)

FLABletics.

This is what they did to their brand.

If a brand uses Ten Tonne Tessie, Anna O'Brien etc you know it's not to signal to people that they'll look good in these clothes. It's to show ham planets that they have clothes in their size to give them a variation beyond the muumuu.

I thought they were always "Fatletics" because they were considered less prestigious than Lululemon.
That said, and I've said it before, I think Fabletics was the only Tess sponsor that ever impressed me, and not for the reason Tess would hope. It was that when I first saw these photos, my thought was "Damn, that must be some study fabric."
And she still managed to fuck that partnership up by being inconsistent!

 

[The Hardest R]

Flabletics had rock bottom standards where Tubbers was able to get away with taking one photo per piece of athleisure wear they gave her. She’d take one half assed photo, some generic description that she probably just copied and pasted and that was it. She pulled that shit for years before they finally wisened up and discontinued the “sponsorship.”

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Flabletics had rock bottom standards where Tubbers was able to get away with taking one photo per piece of athleisure wear they gave her. She’d take one half assed photo, some generic description that she probably just copied and pasted and that was it. She pulled that shit for years before they finally wisened up and discontinued the “sponsorship.”

I think she got too fat to fit in their clothing, too.

 

[cactus]

Messy Tessy is just ULTRA MAD because not only would she never be able to fit into the largest size pair of jeans that American Eagle offers, but because Sydney is younger, prettier, in much better shape than her, and getting paid way so much more.

Between being beet red from the 'Beetus and green with envy, Miss Manatee is a goddamn CHRISTMAS TREE.

Please do not insult the manatees, they are very friendly and cute animals, something Tess could never be.

 

[NoExcuses1]

Tessy gets paid
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Tessy envy
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Tessy millennial psychic damage
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Tessy activism
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Tess on Hulk Hogan
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Righteous Tessy is the most obnoxious Tessy .

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Please do not insult the manatees, they are very friendly and cute animals, something Tess could never be.

Agree. The only thing they have in common is the blubber. Look at this cutie. This warms your heart. Tess have never warmed anyone's heart. Ever!!

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Agree. The only thing they have in common is the blubber. Look at this cutie. This warms your heart. Tess have never warmed anyones heart. Ever!!

I'd say she has more in common with the Hawaiian monk seals sticking eels up their noses.

You see one of those and your first thought is "How the fuck did you get into this position? Why does this not bother you? This should worry you greatly, but it doesn't. It is physically impossible for you to get yourself into this situation without seriously hurting someone else. You had to go out of your way to do this*. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't even think this was possible."

*While Hawaiian monk seals do hunt with their faces, their nostrils are tightly closed while doing so

Before anyone asks, no this is not AI. It was taken in 2018 and used in several news articles, including this from Washington Post.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

I'd say she has more in common with the Hawaiian monk seals sticking eels up their noses.
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You see one of those and your first thought is "How the fuck did you get into this position? Why does this not bother you? This should worry you greatly, but it doesn't. It is physically impossible for you to get yourself into this situation without seriously hurting someone else. You had to go out of your way to do this*. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't even think this was possible."

*While Hawaiian monk seals do hunt with their faces, their nostrils are tightly closed while doing so

Before anyone asks, no this is not AI. It was taken in 2018 and used in several news articles, including this from Washington Post.

Fascinating article

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Fascinating article

Makes you wonder why they're an endangered species.

 

[some racist username]

I finally finished this behemoth (heh) of a thread last night! I remember reading about how bitchy she was irl and the bullying drama back in my LJ days. My, how fat and far she's fallen over the years. God bless y'all for documenting everything.

I tried searching for updated news on Douglas "Tad" Hoven's court case but couldn't find anything or figure out looking for court records in MS. Any kiwis smarter than I able to find anything? Per FB it seems he's still slinging real estate at least. Apologies for mobile ss.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I think she has some sort of face dysmorphia because the grease and jowls are so overwhelming and obvious she couldn't possibly not see how bad she looks.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Is it filter or has she done something to her nose?

 

[Barbarella]

Is it filter or has she done something to her nose?

She’s had a bull ring for years. Don’t know what they are actually called but to me they are very ugly and I can’t help but imagine dragging her head down into a plate of whipped cream by grabbing that thing. I don’t recall ever seeing her without it.

Glass skin was a Korean trend that was short-lived here in the US but I guess is still going on in Korea? Having a shiny, greasy (glassy) face only works if you are prepubescent teen who hasn’t started breaking out yet. It’s hilarious if you are a deathfat who likes fried chicken.

I think all public-facing fats must have some dysmorphia, because one cannot see that amount of fat on camera and not think something is wrong; unless one has completely fallen for HAES propaganda. They all disassociate themselves in some way. Tess admits she’s fat but thinks her “pretty face” makes up for it. Alex uses filters and thinks she’s fooling everybody, including herself. Anna completely disassociates herself from her body entirely-she seems to think it’s just a horse who carries her around. Very weird.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

T shirt sleeves really digging into her arms now.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Oh, I love this "ironic" white trash look - the combination wolf/Harley Davidson t-shirt, the frayed janties. Is this her soft launch for a Mississippi return? Please say yes, Lord, I've been good this year.

(I refuse to call them jorts because her cooter is fucking eating those things)

 

[ADHD]

T shirt sleeves really digging into her arms now.

Oh look, she's grown a friend.

And for no reason at all: what are the chances she's been getting the yearly skin cancer screenings she should have started getting after she turned 30?

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Oh look, she's grown a friend.
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And for no reason at all: what are the chances she's been getting the yearly skin cancer screenings she should have started getting after she turned 30?

40. Physically 40. Mentally 14

 

[The Hardest R]

Oh, I love this "ironic" white trash look - the combination wolf/Harley Davidson t-shirt, the frayed janties. Is this her soft launch for a Mississippi return? Please say yes, Lord, I've been good this year.

(I refuse to call them jorts because her cooter is fucking eating those things)

“White trash chic” has been a thing for a while, at least in my neck of the woods. Trucker hats have also made a return too. At least she’s more likely to find clothes that fit her with this trend. Of course Tubbers does that thing where she keeps her mouth open to try to suck in some of the fat in her cheeks. Nobody is fooled, Tess.

 

[Clotso Coof]

T shirt sleeves really digging into her arms now.

That's the men's shirt from Daytona Harley Davidson's online store. You can tell it's men's from the neck.

Both the mens and women's shirt's officially go up to 3x, but the men's has bigger shoulders and wider sleeves. The women's would be more her style, but she obviously can't get her upper body into it. She has to tie it up above her waist because she can barely fit into the top of the shirt.

But I bet she thinks no one notices it's 2 sizes too small. She really seems to think she can magically hide 100 lbs of weight gain.