American Universities - raising the next generation of lolcows

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No, you just have to be extremely smart about it. A lot of times people don't even think about the college they go to or what is actually important. There's a couple of things you really want to know:

1) Make sure you know what you want to do. This is the most important. Research degrees and their career paths. See if you need a college degree or associates degree. Make absolutely sure you can do what you want to do with only a bachelors.

2) Examine their career services, job services and employment after graduation. A lot of colleges tout their locations and amenities. Who gives a fuck. See how many get jobs. See if they have department specific career services (you don't want to get the same career service treatment that Philosophy majors do if you are a Chemistry one).

3) Go with as little debt as you can. College debt is the worst debt you can ever have. Don't be like me when we were told college debt was 'good debt' and then suddenly the economy prolapsed and whoops! You can't discharge it through bankruptcy because the government and the banks make billions off of it. College debt is garbage debt. It is incredibly difficult to discharge through bankruptcy. And take ONLY federal loans. I don't care what the interest rate is. The re-payment options on federal loans beat out private ones, especially if you hit hard times.

4) Avoid boutique degrees. Highly specialized undergraduate degrees are something you should be skeptical of unless they are a STEM field. Otherwise research. Sometimes universities try to attract people with cool sounding degrees that are basically for professionals looking for a salary bump or functionally worthless.

5) If you are ending your academic career at the Undergraduate level, then the name of the college and reputation might matter. If you are continuing for Graduate or Professional, nobody cares.

6) Don't go for pointless shit like location to a city or anything like that unless you plan on staying there. While college can be a chance to explore and grow in different environments, you are dropping a lot of money. Make sure the location fits why you are going.

7) If you are going for a humanities degree or degree in Social Science, don't waste your money. I'm not joking. If you dislike the politics espoused by universities, don't do it. The field is completely corrupted if you don't toe the line. You will find yourself extremely isolated. Social Science is not the way for academic or critical thought these days. Its only for parroting the ideology to put asses in seats and publish books. This goes even if you do online. You will NOT get anywhere in these fields unless you buy what they are selling.

8) If you are unsure if college is for you, find a good community college in your area and take some classes. Or a cheap state University. Typically community colleges aren't all that bad and they're a lot cheaper than dropping 30k and figuring out college doesn't fit for you.

9) Realize that most of this SJW nonsense is at expensive private schools and even then only in certain departments. You can research schools to see if they have any insane shit out of department people need. Also, be incredibly diligent if you decide to do Online colleges. Avoid for-profit colleges like the plague. They will get you nothing. Do online programs from reputable, non-profit, private/state universities. There is a difference between for-profit and private universities, learn them if you want to go the online route.

10) To re-iterate, make absolutely sure you know what you want to do. The value of a Bachelor's is incredibly difficult to see right now, even for STEM. Do your research into what you want to do, how you want to go about it. Some people can get away with getting just a Bachelor's. Most STEM fields with the exception of Computer Science and some Engineering require higher degrees to earn decent money.

Follow these steps and it should be ok. You just have to be extremely vigilant and be your own guidance counselor.
1.) Emigrate to Europe where universities are taxpayer-funded and thus won't put you into crippling debt. Also, we have solid beer. What's university life without proper Pilsner!?

1.) Sign in for a STEM degree; physics is highly recommended. It'll teach you to think logically and along the lines of cause-and-effect.

2.) But don't turn it into a race. Rushing towards graduation as fast as you can is not what this is all about. Rather, find time to read as many books from as many areas of knowledge is possible. What do you think university libraries are for? All these professors and seminars may be nice, but the library is the motherlode of knowledge. Get into the classics, start with Plato if you wish. Make sure to always study both sides of an issue: Read both Marx and Adam Smith. Bert Brecht and Ernst Jünger. Peter Weiss and Carl Schmitt, etc.

3.) Don't forget to party! Gaudeamus igitur, as we say. Find out where the girls are pretty, the beer is cheap and the DJ won't go home before breakfast time.

4.) If you encounter any SJWs, just give them a hug. These people are just lonesome and need huggies.
 
Can someone explain to me what Title IX is and why it's ruining academia?
 
Can someone explain to me what Title IX is and why it's ruining academia?

Title IX is an old piece of legislation that says that men and women should be afforded access to the same opportunities when they attend a given institution, which in principle is a good thing. In recent decades, however, radical feminist types have hijacked the legislation to make spurious claims like the very existence of sexual assault against women (but not men obviously) means that women are having a worse experience in college, so they use it to target specific people by cooking up any excuse they want. It's basically become the legal cornerstone of victimhood theory.
 
Title IX is an old piece of legislation that says that men and women should be afforded access to the same opportunities when they attend a given institution, which in principle is a good thing. In recent decades, however, radical feminist types have hijacked the legislation to make spurious claims like the very existence of sexual assault against women (but not men obviously) means that women are having a worse experience in college, so they use it to target specific people by cooking up any excuse they want. It's basically become the legal cornerstone of victimhood theory.

On the flip side, it should also prevent people from declaring a "safe space" and banning all men. I don't think scrapping it would be a good idea.

If North Korea doesn't count as a lolcow, how can universities? There may be many lolcows there, but by the same logic you could make a thread about "the internet".

Countries are explicity excluded from being lolcows, while this could still constitute a "community" of sorts.
 
North Korea is not a lolcow, it's victim of a lolcow.
The american education system is quite bizzarre. You have these enormous debts (I don't dislike capitalism but damn) and not-art humanitarian schools will teach gender issues but not history of art?
I am too interested to know how did these extremist liberals infiltrate in, I mean it's kind of obvious for philosophy/art academies cause these worms have always been in, but all colleges?
 
They usually believe in the idea that hygiene is a social construct.
Now that you're saying this, I once sat behind a couple, dude and gal, in a philosophy lecture, and, oh my gosh, did they smell! BOTH! From their arm-thick dreadlocks, a stench emanated which would have made Diogenes of Sinope throw himself into the Mediterranean Sea.

They did not resemble SJWs, though, rather hippies who tried to take the trope "unwashed hippie" to a horrible extreme.

Most of the SJWs of my acquaintance were actually rather clean.
 
7) If you are going for a humanities degree or degree in Social Science, don't waste your money. I'm not joking. If you dislike the politics espoused by universities, don't do it. The field is completely corrupted if you don't toe the line. You will find yourself extremely isolated. Social Science is not the way for academic or critical thought these days. Its only for parroting the ideology to put asses in seats and publish books. This goes even if you do online. You will NOT get anywhere in these fields unless you buy what they are selling.
What always struck me about this is the fact that you can type "feminism" into Tumblr and learn all the shit these departments are teaching for free. I'm almost convinced that college admins are using these professors to milk money out of gullible students.
 
What always struck me about this is the fact that you can type "feminism" into Tumblr and learn all the shit these departments are teaching for free. I'm almost convinced that college admins are using these professors to tard cum money out of gullible students.

It is. These majors are extremely inexpensive, compared to STEM. All STEM majors require expensive equipment and talent. Though these bring lots of prestige and alumni who are wealthy.

In contrast, these botique degrees like Gender/Race/Fat studies are incredibly inexpensive to have. Their only materials are books which are massively inflated price wise and cheap as fuck in bulk. Most of their professors are adjuncts and not tenured, and there is a massive glut of Social Science PhDs who can basically only work in academia. So the Universities can pay them ~50k. Most of these degrees are at expensive, private colleges. So you are looking at 35-45k a student, either from their parents or the government. This is massively profitable for relatively small investment. Don't let their 'Marxism' hide the fact that this is a solely capatalistic endeavor.

Colleges cater to these mentally stunted cunts because they want their sweet sweet student loan money. They don't give a fuck about wheter or not you get a job afterwards, because they wash their hands of you. Not to mention most jobs in these fields basically require higher degrees. This is even better. Social Science grad students, unlike STEM grad students, rarely get stipends and tuiton remission so they pay full freight for graduate degrees. So the school makes even more money. Especially since if you read Social Science 'dissertations' (I use that term fucking loosely) they are glorified blog posts. They don't have to provide money to expensive labs or purchase expensive equipment and supplies or institutional support. Its all on the students, who are then attracted to these easy as fuck degrees, with no realization that these will provide fuck-all in terms of employment opportunities.

Thats why I said, if you are going to college, look at their employment rates. Talk to students, see what they have heard. If they don't publish or track their alumni success rates, don't go. Chances are their grads struggle with employment.
 
a 500$ cables and couple electronic chips package is hardly "expensive equipment"

ANd talent. Omg who should see the kind of loser that can graduate, maybe not in 4 years but over 5 years anyone can do it.
 
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1.) Emigrate to Europe where universities are taxpayer-funded and thus won't put you into crippling debt. Also, we have solid beer. What's university life without proper Pilsner!?

1.) Sign in for a STEM degree; physics is highly recommended. It'll teach you to think logically and along the lines of cause-and-effect.

2.) But don't turn it into a race. Rushing towards graduation as fast as you can is not what this is all about. Rather, find time to read as many books from as many areas of knowledge is possible. What do you think university libraries are for? All these professors and seminars may be nice, but the library is the motherlode of knowledge. Get into the classics, start with Plato if you wish. Make sure to always study both sides of an issue: Read both Marx and Adam Smith. Bert Brecht and Ernst Jünger. Peter Weiss and Carl Schmitt, etc.

3.) Don't forget to party! Gaudeamus igitur, as we say. Find out where the girls are pretty, the beer is cheap and the DJ won't go home before breakfast time.

4.) If you encounter any SJWs, just give them a hug. These people are just lonesome and need huggies.
1. Physics is a lot of math and not everyone has the capacity or desire for STEM anyway. Having to learn in another language if they emigrated would make the learning process even more difficult. There is a such thing as "failing out" of uni.

2. Philosophy is boring af. Don't tell me what to read or care about.

3. Have fun keeping those grades up as you take your quantum mechanics exam hung over.

4. That's a good way to catch a disease.
 
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