🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

La criatura...

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

La criatura...

I believe you mean, la criatura obesa.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

If there's ever an Australia arc, she could be Bulk Bogan.

We already have a Bulk:

 

[The Hardest R]

There's something extra distasteful about such a morbidly obese person virtue signaling about starvation tactics in Gaza. She has never felt even mild "it's been a few hours since lunch" hunger. Your son being bored and knowing there's no other way to get your attention besides food is not the same as a mother watching her child starve, even as the mother hasn't eaten in days and given every scrap she could to the child.

This bitch would be eating double rations before her kids got any.

I subscribe to the maxim that anyone who can’t point out the country they’re virtue signaling about on a map doesn’t have an opinion worth listening to. Guaranteed Tubbers has no idea where the Israel or the Gaza strip is located so I just lol’d at her and moved on.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Guaranteed Tubbers has no idea where the Israel or the Gaza strip is located so I just lol’d at her and moved on.

Tess thinks that Israel is Superman's real name and the Gaza strip is the club where her parents met.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Tess thinks that Israel is Superman's real name

It is, though.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Hilarious that almost homeless tess is online bragging about making $900.
Just goes to show that the money has dried up if she is flexing over such a small amount.
Probably the most she has had put in her acct for a while.

But $900 or not- she is still ugly, fat and no one but a pervert would have sex with her.

I think her days as a model ended long ago but i do have hopes when she moves to Mississippi. I bet she can meet a hog farmer and he can manage her career as they go from county fair to county fair so he can show her off in the livestock competition and win some money for having such a amazing hog as Tess.

 

[NoReturn]

The multi-day meltdown continues:

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The Sydney Sweeney ad is brilliant because it pisses off all the people who'd never be customers of American Eagle anyway, while making a lot of people who'd barely remembered it existed check it out again. It's the anti-Dylan Mulvaney Budweiser ad.

 

[The Hardest R]

The Sydney Sweeney ad is brilliant because it pisses off all the people who'd never be customers of American Eagle anyway, while making a lot of people who'd barely remembered it existed check it out again. It's the anti-Dylan Mulvaney Budweiser ad.

American Eagle knew exactly what they were doing and they pulled it off to perfection. Tess is unintentionally advertising for American Eagle during this extended meltdown.

Hilarious that almost homeless tess is online bragging about making $900.

I suspect she lives mostly on government assistance these days. $900 isn’t shit to someone as fat as her living in a $2k/month apartment in Long Beach. But with SNAP, government assistance for housing, Medicaid, etc. it feels like big money, which is why she had to brag. I could see a 16 year old getting excited but a 40 year old woman? Things must be dire.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Hilarious that almost homeless tess is online bragging about making $900.
Just goes to show that the money has dried up if she is flexing over such a small amount.
Probably the most she has had put in her acct for a while.

Seriously - there are tons of women on Twitch and OF that get that much on the daily. Some even get that much from a single SIMP just for saying the simp's name live or mailing off a pair of panties she queefed in.

$900 for a day of work is not a flex for someone who is purported to be an A-List SUPPAMODDLE. In the 90s, ACTUAL SUPERMODEL Linda Evangelista was famously quoted as "not getting out of bed for less than $10,000". This is about the equivalent of $25,000 in today's money.

I love when Tess tries so hard to inflate her self-worth and falls on her face.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The Sydney Sweeney ad is brilliant because it pisses off all the people who'd never be customers of American Eagle anyway, while making a lot of people who'd barely remembered it existed check it out again. It's the anti-Dylan Mulvaney Budweiser ad.

American Eagle is a store where a "00" is designed for someone with a 24-25" waist. How can you "never" be a customer there? It's the first thing westerners bring up when discussing "mall sizing" vs. designer.

 

[Mike Hunt]

The Sydney Sweeney ad is brilliant because it pisses off all the people who'd never be customers of American Eagle anyway, while making a lot of people who'd barely remembered it existed check it out again. It's the anti-Dylan Mulvaney Budweiser ad.

Clothing companies realized that getting uggos to model stuff didn't result in increased sales from normies they were supposed to be targeting with those "these people are just like you" ads they were running.

People want beautiful people in clothing ads because it's partly aspirational for them. A lot of people, the sort who actually spends a lot on clothes, don't just wear clothes out of decency or professional need, but also to look good. A girl might think that sure, she will never look like Syndey, but at least wearing the stuff Sydney's wearing will get her closer to looking like her, or at least she's within orbit of the style Sydney is modelling.

Using diversity (not in the racial sense, but more of shoehorning in uggos) in ads is dumb in the first place because ads are supposed to reel eyes in, and not put people off from seeing them and making the association that, say, Fabletics is for gross obese women like Tessy. Even up to now, I can't pass by a Fabletics store and make the Two-Ton Tessy association and the grossness that goes along with her, and that works against Fabletics, since it has been some time since they last worked with Tess but her metaphorical stink lingers on.

 

[Enjoy_the_Soylence]

This is all very funny coming from American Eagle. Their online store has had one-legged models, Down syndrome models in lingerie, and models so fat and hairy that I didn't buy the item I was considering because I couldn't imagine what it would look like on me.

 

[The Hardest R]

Clothing companies realized that getting uggos to model stuff didn't result in increased sales from normies they were supposed to be targeting with those "these people are just like you" ads they were running.

Ironically enough more people can relate to Sydney than what things were trending towards where models had to be trans, offensively ugly, and/or had vitiligo. They tried so hard to be inclusive that they wound up being more exclusionary than the heyday of supermodels.

Of course, a critical aspect of Ryann’s meltdown is that she could barely even get work during the industry’s radically inclusive phase. Her upcoming book tour is going to be a very rude awakening for her and I’m here for it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Clothing companies realized that getting uggos to model stuff didn't result in increased sales from normies they were supposed to be targeting with those "these people are just like you" ads they were running.

People want beautiful people in clothing ads because it's partly aspirational for them. A lot of people, the sort who actually spends a lot on clothes, don't just wear clothes out of decency or professional need, but also to look good. A girl might think that sure, she will never look like Syndey, but at least wearing the stuff Sydney's wearing will get her closer to looking like her, or at least she's within orbit of the style Sydney is modelling.

Using diversity (not in the racial sense, but more of shoehorning in uggos) in ads is dumb in the first place because ads are supposed to reel eyes in, and not put people off from seeing them and making the association that, say, Fabletics is for gross obese women like Tessy. Even up to now, I can't pass by a Fabletics store and make the Two-Ton Tessy association and the grossness that goes along with her, and that works against Fabletics, since it has been some time since they last worked with Tess but her metaphorical stink lingers on.

I can't make myself buy Fabletics or anything else she tries selling.
I feel any company that uses her in ads must not be a quality product. (Tula, that watermelon scented skincare line, etc.)

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Clothing companies realized that getting uggos to model stuff didn't result in increased sales from normies they were supposed to be targeting with those "these people are just like you" ads they were running.

Absolutely, and ultimately what these companies care about is increased sales. If DEI actions worked favourably for them they wouldn't need to have rules to enforce it, they'd just do it because what's good for the goose is good for the gander. The thing is, that as outraged as the virtue-signallers pretend to be, they actually don't boycott the products they are mad about in any large way. As much as they mock the rednecks for their reaction towards the Dylan Mulvaney Budweister commercial, they actually did successfully boycott the product to the point where they still feel the effects of that misstep. Even if Ten Tonne Tessie could fit in American Eagle Jeans, she'd actually never boycott them if she was a regular customer. That would mean giving up something that she likes and deserves to treat herself.

Of course, the point is moot because there's no way this whale can even fit into a pair of regular pants these days, much less jeans.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Messy Tessy is just ULTRA MAD because not only would she never be able to fit into the largest size pair of jeans that American Eagle offers, but because Sydney is younger, prettier, in much better shape than her, and getting paid way so much more.

Between being beet red from the 'Beetus and green with envy, Miss Manatee is a goddamn CHRISTMAS TREE.

 

[Constellationzero]

Clothing companies realized that getting uggos to model stuff didn't result in increased sales from normies they were supposed to be targeting with those "these people are just like you" ads they were running.

People want beautiful people in clothing ads because it's partly aspirational for them. A lot of people, the sort who actually spends a lot on clothes, don't just wear clothes out of decency or professional need, but also to look good. A girl might think that sure, she will never look like Syndey, but at least wearing the stuff Sydney's wearing will get her closer to looking like her, or at least she's within orbit of the style Sydney is modelling.

Using diversity (not in the racial sense, but more of shoehorning in uggos) in ads is dumb in the first place because ads are supposed to reel eyes in, and not put people off from seeing them and making the association that, say, Fabletics is for gross obese women like Tessy. Even up to now, I can't pass by a Fabletics store and make the Two-Ton Tessy association and the grossness that goes along with her, and that works against Fabletics, since it has been some time since they last worked with Tess but her metaphorical stink lingers on.

FLABletics.

This is what they did to their brand.